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Man, this was the kinda crowd where you gotta have your coffee before you show up to Q. That or a shot of Jaegermeister. <\/p>\n

Not only did YHC have Bush texting the night before, making sure it would be an \u201cimpactful\u201d beatdown before he committed to posting, but I had the Wacker progeny after me as well, with Duke apparently complaining that morning that, \u201cOh Mr. Steve\u2019s workouts are never that hard.\u201d <\/p>\n

Et tu, Duke?<\/p>\n

YHC had the last laugh, though, conjuring images of Mandeville\u2019s long-dormant Machete Man just before Duke attempted to relieve his bladder in Granny\u2019s bamboo forest. The little man noped right outta there!<\/p>\n

Now I can\u2019t say that this beatdown was impactful, but hey, we did try a few new things. Started each round with a different wall exercise at the far end of the corridor, followed by another exercise x15 at each of three points around the trailhead, before circling back for some calf raises. Rinse and repeat. <\/p>\n

The wall (and subsequent) exercises were:
\nBTTW crawl \u2014> 15 jump squats (x3)
\nDonkey Kicks x15 \u2014> 15 merkins (x3)
\nHip Slappers x 15 IC \u2014> 15x big boys (x3)
\nPeople\u2019s Chair w\/ Air Presses x 100 \u2014> 15x SMK\u2019s IC (x3)
\nDirty hookup x15 (2:1) \u2014> 15x T-merkins (x3)<\/p>\n

Everyone was bummed that we had to save the Chicken Peckers for a later date, but hey, we did get to hear many tales along the way. <\/p>\n

We learned that Jose on vacation in Grenada is the same Jose that we get every week: he nearly memorialized his 10k status on TripAdvisor, threatening the airline that he\u2019d run from the hotel to the airport if they didn\u2019t provide a taxi to get his lost luggage. Considering Jose\u2019s recent mastery of the backblast, I think we can all agree that the world has been deprived of a very unique TripAdvisor review.<\/p>\n

What else\u2026 Three of the pax (Russo, Bush, Cowbell) had successfully run the Crescent City Classic over the weekend. Cowbell reminisced about the time the amphitheater bats chased him down the block. Duke counted cadence with the salty authority of the gunnery sergeant from Full Metal Jacket. (Duke also showed us the opposite of \u201cintensify to modify,\u201d with his Dead Superman modification of the t-merkins reminding me of the old days and the infamous \u201cNacho plank.\u201d) Bushwacker lit fire to his reputation as a tight wad and made it rain this weekend, buying trips and vehicles that would\u2019ve given the Bush of old an aneurism. And last, but certainly not least, we learned that you don\u2019t cut in front of bear-killer Coachella at the lunch line at Piccadilly, even if you are a child. Bad things happen and this man has no problem stepping over your dead body for another scoop of carrot souffl\u00e9.<\/p>\n

COT, announcements of the Zoorich Classic this Saturday, Legal\u2019s party on May 10th, and Coachella\u2019s birthday party coming up in June. Stay tuned for details on the latter, which promises to be a Breakfast Club-type collision of stereotypes. And finally, Russo prayed us out. <\/p>\n

T-claps to Coach, who is making a concerted effort to post to multiple weekday beatdowns from here on out. (Be on the lookout for him at Thursday\u2019s Scramble, minus the plate armor.)<\/p>\n

And thank you gentlemen for posting this morning and pushing me to get a little better. Appreciate you. <\/p>\n

Except for Bushwacker, who summarized my effort to make this an impactful beatdown as\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cEh.\u201d<\/p>\n