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action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home2/fthrnola/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121Moby, a 75-year-old legend who claims he once out-sprinted a bill collector, and Jose10k , a young guy who thinks \u201ccompound interest\u201d is a gym move, squared off in a workout that was equal parts sweat and financial reality check.<\/p>\n
The session kicked off with burpees\u2014because, just like credit card interest, they compound quickly and make life miserable when ignored. Jose half-heartedly flopped through them, much like someone making minimum payments on a maxed-out credit card. Meanwhile, Moby, fueled by decades of discipline (and probably black coffee), executed each one with the precision of a man who never paid a cent in overdraft fees.<\/p>\n
Next up: core squats. \u201cThink of this as your savings account,\u201d Moby wheezed between reps. \u201cThe stronger your foundation, the less likely you are to collapse under debt.\u201d Jose nodded, then immediately wobbled under the weight\u2014just like someone living paycheck to paycheck with no emergency fund.<\/p>\n
Sprints followed, symbolizing the financial journey of many athletes who go from millions to bankruptcy faster than Jose\u2019s short-lived attempt at working hard. \u201cBasketball players sign a $50 million contract and end up broke because they don\u2019t understand debt-to-income ratio,\u201d Moby barked as Jose gasped for air. \u201cYou know what happens when you take out a loan with no plan to pay it back? Declines. Just like this incline sprint you\u2019re struggling up.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jose groaned but managed to stumble to the top. \u201cBut what if you\u2019re not college-bound?\u201d he asked, doubling over.<\/p>\n
Moby chuckled. \u201cThen you learn skills, kid. Not everyone needs a degree, but everyone needs a way to earn money. You think the guy who built this gym needed calculus? No, he needed to know about supply, demand, and not blowing his paycheck on things that lose value faster than your stamina.\u201d<\/p>\n
By the time they wrapped up, Jose was sprawled out like a busted investment portfolio. Moby patted him on the back. \u201cRemember, kid\u2014money and muscles work the same way. Put in the effort, stay consistent, and don\u2019t expect overnight results. Otherwise, you\u2019ll end up weak\u2026 and broke.\u201d<\/p>\n
With that, Moby walked off, he had given all of his Financial Literacy wisdom he could share. Jose10k could only try to apply his lessons. But he thought to himself, what about Darkwing, Fletch, B.B.Q., and Einstein? Shouldn\u2019t they know the truth?<\/p>\n