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So, I rolled into the gloom around 5:20 a.m., eagerly waiting to spot some pax\u2014you know, real people to suffer with. But alas, it was just me and the darkness. Then, out of the shadows at 5:28 a.m., the Knees Over Toes squad emerged like a twisted scene from a horror flick. Rougaroo whipped out some rubber band thing (yeah, no thanks!), and I was left wondering if I\u2019d stumbled into an unauthorized stretch therapy group.<\/p>\n

At this point, the likelihood of going solo was high. I even started prepping for my own lonely beatdown\u2026 but then, salvation! A train came by, summoning four late pax with impeccable timing. With no time for a disclaimer, we set off, breezing through some Abe Vagotas, grass grabbers, and side straddle hops with a flair that only exhaustion at dawn could bring.<\/p>\n

Then it was time for the main event: “Friend Cindy”\u2014aka 5 pull-ups, 10 merkins, and 15 air squats paired with half-bleacher sprints. We hammered out 4 rounds, netting 40 pull-ups, 100 merkins, and 120 air squats, because apparently, we were feeling ambitious.<\/p>\n

We rounded it all out with some good ol’ Mary and wrapped up by the flag for a quick prayer.<\/p>\n