{"id":441809,"date":"2024-06-16T12:21:17","date_gmt":"2024-06-16T17:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3nola.com\/2024\/06\/16\/dad-jokes-rule-from-fracsac\/"},"modified":"2024-06-16T12:21:17","modified_gmt":"2024-06-16T17:21:17","slug":"dad-jokes-rule-from-fracsac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3nola.com\/2024\/06\/16\/dad-jokes-rule-from-fracsac\/","title":{"rendered":"Dad Jokes Rule – from Fracsac"},"content":{"rendered":"

7 pax posted for a Fathers Day beat down courtesy of YHC. That included Wapner, Thumb War, Ballast, Smooth, Heisenberg, Monopoly and YHC
\nConditions were hot and humid with no breeze.
\nGot the jams started for the warmup ending with a plank-o-rama. <\/p>\n

The Thang – Stations<\/p>\n

Station 1 – big boi sit-ups
\nStation 2 – \u2018mericans
\nStation 3 – 60 lb sandbag throw over
\nStation 4 – Kettle bell swing
\nStation 5 – jump rope
\nStation 6 – 2 pax toss frisbee or football x 4 (timer)<\/p>\n

Pax going to toss station has to tell a Dad joke. If pax doesn\u2019t have one, it could be bought from YHC for either 5 burpees or a roll of the die. (all do it)<\/p>\n

If no laugh from Dad joke, 5 burpees penalty.
\nCompleted 2 rounds<\/p>\n

Back of the museum for 10 x 3 rounds of 8 count body builders.
\n3 x Sunday Mornings <\/p>\n

Happy Fathers Day<\/p>\n

CoT <\/p>\n

NMM<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s a taste of what you missed
\nHow do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
\nDid you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!
\nI told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
\nWhy don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
\nWhat did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
\nI went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
\nWhat did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
\nI used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
\nWhat do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
\nWhy don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
\nDid you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
\nWhat did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
\nWhy did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
\nWhat did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
\nWhy did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
\nI was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.
\nI used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
\nDid you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
\nI’m writing a book about glue, but I’m stuck on the first chapter.
\nWhat did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
\nWhy did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
\nTwo sheep walk into a\u2014baaaa.
\nStop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
\nTry the seafood diet\u2014you see food, then you eat it.
\nDid you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
\nWhat’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
\nWhat state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
\nWhat does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalape\u00f1o business.
\nIf two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
\nI have a clean conscious\u2014it’s never been used.
\nI love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
\nSYITG <\/p>\n