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\u201cMy brethren, consider it a cause of great joy whenever you endure various trials, 3 for you know that the testing of your faith will develop perseverance.4 And let perseverance complete its work so that you may become perfect and complete, and not be deficient in any respect.\u201d<\/p>\n

James 1: 2-4
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\u2018Tis the season of resolutions. New year, new me. Keto diets and less sodas. Time to pass on the second helping of cake and put down the crack pipe. <\/p>\n

For men of faith, it is a season of renewed vigor in our relationship with God. It is a time for reflection, humility, and self denial. We are inclined to pause, take an account, and look up. Words like \u2018trust\u2019, \u2018surrender\u2019, and \u2018vulnerability\u2019 swirl around in our heads, desperately trying to make a connection with our hearts. It\u2019s confusing, frustrating, infuriating, inspiring, exciting, terrifying\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026at least that\u2019s how YHC has been feeling. Perhaps an outlier, but doubtful. <\/p>\n

As such, heading into this Thursday\u2019s Q at the Lion\u2019s Den, YHC recalled an intriguing idea shared by Goose during the three-year F3 Thib manniversary. He shared that he prayed about his beatdown designs, letting the Lord lead\u2026you know, about what might be best for a group of men\u2026 gathered in faith. Crazy, right?<\/p>\n

So, that\u2019s what YHC did. What came was a glaring opportunity to share YHC\u2019s struggles in his faith journey\u2026something that required \u2018trust\u2019, \u2018surrender\u2019, and \u2018vulnerability\u2019. Interesting.<\/p>\n

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The beatdown would consist of five rounds, taking the Pax through their own faith journey. The ultimate goal would be to sprint for10 minutes without a break at the end. However, before we could sprint, we needed to learn how to walk, jump, lunge, and crawl. <\/p>\n

As YHC neared completing the design, it was clear that there was a gap. Something was missing. After some more prayer, YHC realized that part of his struggle was\u2026well\u2026prayer. <\/p>\n

So, at the end of each round of the faith journey, YHC needed an exercise that would represent our struggle and growth in our prayer lives. But what? The Exicon offered nothing of substance. Maybe some \u2018we\u2019re not worthy\u2019s\u2019, but YHC didn\u2019t want Goose to bring 20 coupons. Prayer pose in squat position? Nope, looked too much like a Buddha stance\u2026like Paradox holding Al Gore. <\/p>\n

THEN, the answer was served up on a plate of spinach with a side of smirk and \u2018be all you can be\u2019 snark. Popeye quipped to Paradox that YHC\u2019s Apolo Ohno form was unacceptable. Now, YHC is not an overly sensitive lad, but to publicly challenge another man\u2019s form is a serious accusation and bears the burden of proof in a court of kangaroos. <\/p>\n

Yes, yes, ENRON. I hear you all the way in Mobile\u2026the previous sentence may be the most hypocritical statement ever uttered in F3 Thibodaux. YHC has indeed been known to publicly challenge men about their form. But if it pleases this corrupt court, I offer the following evidence.<\/p>\n

Exhibit A: Montana\u2019s AIR SQUATS (like standing geriatric monkey humpers)<\/p>\n

Exhibit B: Paradox\u2019s MERKIN where his waist touches the ground with arms still fully extended (like \u2153 merkin, \u2153 pickle pounder, \u2153 cobra)<\/p>\n

Exhibit C: Enron\u2019s JUMP ROPE (there is no description\u2026it\u2019s just uncanny)<\/p>\n

Exhibit D: Popeye\u2019s BONNIE BLAIR\u2019s (like a depressed MC Hammer shuffle after learning that Z Cavaricci’s went out of fashion)<\/p>\n

Exhibit E: Cardinal\u2019s ARM CIRCLES just rotating at the elbow\u2026no shoulders required<\/p>\n

Exhibit F: America\u2019s Best\u2019s THRUSTERS where the only thing he\u2019s thrusting is Dave Matthews\u2019 inexplicable existence into our ears. (It\u2019s almost as bad as Dox\u2019s entire catalog of music. Almost.) <\/p>\n

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Ok, so the Apolo Ohno. An Exicon favorite in tribute to the two-time Olympic gold medalist speed skater. YHC was mildly aware that he could put more effort into the exercise, perhaps getting lower to the ground, but it was more of a style choice. That said, after watching a few videos of Mr. Ohno\u2019s form, closely studying the mechanics of his crossover cornering techniques, and asking around (for a friend, of course), the verdict was crystal clear. <\/p>\n

YHC\u2019s form was off. I mean\u2026WAY OFF. Like, Samsonite luggage way off. How did this happen? How did it come to this? Why didn\u2019t anyone say anything before? Just like realizing for the first time that your endowment is only average size\u2026at best, part of my world came tumbling down. A house of cards. <\/p>\n

Regardless, YHC now had his secondary theme to represent the morphing struggle of his prayer life.<\/p>\n

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\nHow It Started<\/p>\n

As we moved through Warmarama, YHC included some Apolo Ohno\u2019s as a teaser before the reveal. Here, it was immediately apparent that YHC\u2019s form had NOT improved since watching the videos. I shushed Goose, pretending it was all part of the plan and we proceeded to the thang.<\/p>\n

The Thang<\/p>\n

For each round, the PAX would endure a stage of their faith journey interrupted by a different take on the Apolo Ohno. The versions were close, but a bit awkward\u2026and though uncomfortable and hard, still somehow enriching.<\/p>\n

Round 1<\/p>\n

– Spider-Man crawl to cone
\n– 25 That\u2019s A No-hno – In honor of the No-No king, Nolan Ryan and a nod to landing seven uppercuts to Robin Ventura\u2019s face: Apollo Ohno form on the side crossover, but mimicking the Nolan Ryan arm movements normally done in side plank.
\n– Reverse Spider-Man back to start
\n– Chilcutt Peter Parkers to wait for pax<\/p>\n

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So here we are. At this point, you have made a valiant effort. Excited to launch down a path of walking closer with God, you\u2019ve managed to endure something rather difficult. Then it seems, you find yourself right back where you started. <\/p>\n

However, the question becomes, \u201cAre you? Are you right back where you started?\u201d For YHC, it often feels like running in circles or like taking two steps forward and 100 back. That said, regardless of where you are (physically, spiritually, psychologically), have you taken the time to reflect on where you\u2019ve just been? Are you sure you haven\u2019t grown? Learned? Armed with some shaky, hesitant confidence, you keep fighting the good fight. You might try to take on more though it may feel like sometimes your legs are being cut out from under you.<\/p>\n

Round 2<\/p>\n

– Boo boo bear crawl (three legged) with left leg up to cone
\n– 25 Only Bo-noh\u2019s – commemorating one of the greatest dual threats in history, Bo Jackson. Specifically, in memory of that time when he broke a bat over his head after striking out!
\nArms up on either side of head pulling down like breaking a bat over your head
\n– Boo boo bear crawl with right leg back to start
\n– Chilcutt Peter Parkers to wait for pax<\/p>\n

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Once again, you find yourself seemingly (and frustratingly) near where you started. You\u2019ve suffered a bit more, limping along. This time, however, you are perhaps a bit more willing to pause and reflect. Maybe you acknowledge that you may not have to be in such a hurry. You\u2019re starting to actually consider at a deeper level the concepts of \u2018trust\u2019, \u2018surrender\u2019, and \u2018sacrifice\u2019. The initial euphoria has started to ebb. You move forward, but with caution and A LOT more questions. As such, you take long, slow strides (with knees TOUCHING the ground, Popeye).<\/p>\n

Round 3<\/p>\n

– Flying nuns to cone
\n– 25 Ronnie Oh Hell-nohs – In acknowledgement of Enron\u2019s impeccable merkins form and impressive prowess…On either side of the crossover side step, drop down for a merkin (50 total merkins)
\n– Reverse flying nun to start
\n– Chilcutt Peter Parkers to wait for pax<\/p>\n

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\u201cAnd David danced before the Lord with all his might\u2026\u201d 2 Samuel 6:14<\/p>\n

At this point, you only thought your journey had been difficult. The last experience was a wake-up call: It can get a lot tougher. It nearly killed you. <\/p>\n

Except, it didn\u2019t kill you. Actually, as you reflect (more naturally now), you realize that it wasn\u2019t that bad. Not only did you persevere, you feel stronger. What\u2019s more is that you realize you might have even liked the struggle. Not from a sense of misguided martyrdom, but rather from a place of genuine humility. Whoa. What am I going to do now? It\u2019s a new kind of scary. Perhaps there is a sense of empowerment derived not from pride, but from freedom. Real freedom. If you\u2019re like YHC, you\u2019re skeptical, you fight the urge to give in. This \u2018surrender\u2019 is even more terrifying when you realize you might be capable of letting go. Regardless, you\u2019re fired up, but you don\u2019t know how to run. Not yet. So you leap. <\/p>\n

\u201c\u2026the baby leaped in her womb\u2026\u201d Luke 1: 41<\/p>\n

Round 4<\/p>\n

– Broad jumps to cone
\n– 25 Yankee Jeaux-noh\u2019s – Jump squat in between each ohno for a total of 25 jump squats.
\n– Crab walk back to start
\n– Chilcutt Peter Parkers to wait for pax<\/p>\n

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“Not only so, but we also glory in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope. And hope does not put us to shame, because God\u2019s love has been poured out into our hearts through the Holy Spirit, who has been given to us.”<\/p>\n

Romans 5: 3-5<\/p>\n

It is time to stand up. You are ready to run, while thanking God for the gift of wisdom to know when you should crawl. And the courage to do so. You may realize that these trials were and will always be part of the journey. Like Job, you might start to look at the setbacks as a Grace. For YHC, the distractions are not borne from difficulty, but rather because I put those things first. What if\u2026just what if I were to give God the first fruits? Give Him all of it? <\/p>\n

You\u2019re ready to run. You can stop whenever you feel like it. Whenever you feel like you have no more room to grow and that you\u2019ve arrived at the pinnacle of your existence. <\/p>\n

You can stop. <\/p>\n

BUTTTT\u2026you\u2019re a man! You need metrics. You track outcomes. You crave structure. You compete to reach a destination. It might occur to you that there IS NO destination. There is no finish line. There is no rest. Well\u2026we are promised that there is\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026but not in this life, Sucka. <\/p>\n

Round 5<\/p>\n

– Sprint to embankment (approx. 60 yards) and crawl up hill
\n– Let Your Yes Be Yes and Your No Be No-hno\u2019s – 25 Apolo Ohno\u2019s\u2026real, authentic, perfectly formed Apolo Ohno\u2019s
\n– Sprint back to start
\n– Repeato until time is called (approx. 10 minutes)<\/p>\n

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COT, ANIMAL went to MOM JEANS, and Honeysuckle prayed us out.<\/p>\n

Final Thought<\/p>\n

As I was demonstrating the broad jump squats in Round 4, I snarkily warned against incorrect form. I showed what poor form looked like. Then, I attempted to demonstrate the correct form. I then proceeded to FULLY bust my backside and landed flat on my six. <\/p>\n

Humility is a moving target. Once you think you got it, it\u2019s gone.<\/p>\n

SYITG,<\/p>\n

Yankee Jeaux<\/p>\n