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Jason Aldean was the flame. Boot Scootin Goosie was the fuse. It was only a matter of time until the country beatdown would occur. And friend-o, that day was today.
\nOn a dew-filled morning at the stage, fourteen men gathered eventually and the fun began. <\/p>\n
Warmarama
\n20 Side straddle hops (YHC would have made it 40 if Tana had been there on time)
\nWindmills
\nArm circles forward and back\u2019ard
\nNo cherry pickers
\nWillie Mays Hayes
\nHigh Knees
\nButt Kicks<\/p>\n
As all required Jurps no longer need to take place prior to doing anything else, yet realizing that leaving a full four Jurps for the PAX to have to do OYO after a beatdown is a little too much, we split the difference and did two Jurps as part of the beatdown. As to not waste time, the country music started with \u201cI think I\u2019ll just stay here and jurp\u201d by Merle Haggard. Piccadilly jumped in after the first round started but so smoothly it was as though he just appeared out of thin air. Despite the excessively long instrumental outro, a second song was needed so that the second jurp could be completed by the PAX so that was [this is taking a very long] \u201cTulsa Time\u201d by Don Williams.
\nThen, a coupon mosey to get the hard stuff. <\/p>\n
The first thang
\nThe next part was a small homage to what played no small part in putting country music into pop culture (and eventually into a cult with popeye), which was the movie Urban Cowboy. (That movie also put mechanical bulls into every honky tonk bar.) Both songs are by Jerry Lee, with the first being \u201cCherokee Fiddle.\u201d We did V-ups during the song, but during the chorus (\u201cWhen he smelled the smoke and the cinders\u2026\u201d), we grabbed our own cinders and did manmakers. <\/p>\n
The second song was \u201cLooking for love in all the wrong places.\u201d YHC looked at points total per Jurptoberfest exercise and found the two exercises with the fewest points. These at that time were big boy situps and curls, so by doing these we would be looking for points in all the wrong places. So similar to the previous song, BBS\u2019s during the song and curls during the chorus. Enron had been preparing for this moment his whole life and really shone during those curls. As did Cuz. <\/p>\n
YHC after the fact proposed the equivalent of a \u201cstandard deduction\u201d for points earned during the first thang. This is because there were no sheets to write down the number of each exercise the PAX did, so many PAX did not really know how many points they earned. Inadvertently, in doing so, YHC perhaps initiated a bout of points inflation that a future hawkish Q will have to clean up. The overall jurptober impact remains to be seen. Analysts are saying that the biggest impact is likely to be in the manmaker category as they represent the largest number of points per exercise. <\/p>\n
The second thang
\nThe second thang was going to take longer and finish out the workout. The song \u201cRedneck Girl\u201d has always been a favorite, next to \u201cQueen of my double wide trailer\u201d. But in \u201cRedneck Girl\u201d, the Bellamy Brothers highlight all of the desirable qualities of these types of women. One of these is that a redneck girl has her name on the back of her belt. In honor of that line, we did a conveyor belt exercise. <\/p>\n
There were 5 stations where these five activities were done, with bear crawls in between.
\nStation 1: V-ups (20)
\nStation 2: Merkins (20)
\nStation 3: Bonnie Blairs (20, I think we all know by now it\u2019s 2:1)
\nStation 4: Big Boy Situps (20)
\nStation 5: Burpees (10)<\/p>\n
Four stations were populated with PAX leaving one open station for at least a little freedom of movement for one group. All PAX in a group were supposed to stay together and couldn\u2019t go to the next station until the group at that station left. But I\u2019m sure Yankee Joe could spend multiple lectures covering case studies highlighting what PAX are \u201csupposed to do\u201d versus what they actually do. And I just completed an internship. <\/p>\n
Now, if you liked the loitering and waiting in Saturday\u2019s beatdown, you would LOVE the conveyor belt. There was ample opportunity to trash talk teams taking too long, and those opportunities were seized. However, the waiting was sort of a feature because otherwise there were no real breaks. Just like in a honky tonk bar, there were even PAX getting up on the tables doing their thing. In the end, everyone made it through two rounds, in most\/all cases also finishing a third set of the exercise where the respective PAX began. <\/p>\n
During this time, we got to additionally hear \u201cJohn Deere Green\u201d by Joe Diffie, \u201cHard Workin\u2019 Man\u201d by Brooks and Dunn, and most of \u201cL. A. Freeway\u201d by Jerry Jeff Walker. The soundtrack was well received overall, though one PAX couldn\u2019t take it and left. And I expect to continue to not hear country music during my next eye exam. <\/p>\n
We circled up, counted off, named off, did announcements, intentions, and Pope prayed us out. Dox pictured us out. <\/p>\n
After the coupon return and general cleanup, around 10 PAX stayed and finished up the Jurps. Gotta love and admire the dedication of this group. Smooth, showing next level determination and grit, grinded out his last Jurp with everyone just sort of standing around him and Goose holding the shovel. <\/p>\n
Much appreciation to the PAX for being hard workin\u2019 men today and even feeling comfortable enough to share that they enjoy listening to country music only if chipmunks are singing it. It is great to celebrate the recent birthdays, and while some of these songs remind us that the world and our lives keep changing as we get older, many fundamental things don\u2019t change, and for myself at least, F3 continues to provide a way to improve physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual strength to stay in the fight now and hopefully for many years to come. <\/p>\n
