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Yes, you guessed it! The main event surrounded Jose’s pride and joy–his sweat jug! You remember… the one that some of his teacher friends reportedly spotted in the back seat of his car during a recent, quick trip for lunch. Mickey D’s, anyone? Just imagine the ‘splainin that must have …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":275,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_f3nola_post_qic":"Waterpik","_f3nola_post_pax":"Baby Yoda, Barely Legal, Bushwacker, Butt Splice, Jose 10K, Pea Shooter, Pixie Stick, Russo, Speedy Gonzalez, Steve, TankedUp!, The Hammer, Top Coat, Toto, Zoolander","_f3nola_post_workout_date":"09\/12\/20"},"categories":[18,24],"tags":[1817,356,373,746,1976,1844,812,359,370,643,644,362,597],"class_list":["post-417144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-backblasts","category-northshore","tag-baby-yoda","tag-bushwacker","tag-butt-splice","tag-jose-10k","tag-pea-shooter","tag-pixie-stick","tag-russo","tag-steve","tag-tanked-up","tag-the-hammer","tag-toto","tag-waterpik","tag-zoolander"],"yoast_head":"\n