Yes it’s true, Turtle fartsacked his Q…
Not that YHC wants to call attention to him or shame him or remind him of it in any way; YHC is too compassionate…
Once the PAX stopped looking for every pair of headlights to turn in and just accepted the fact that the Q had forsaken them, the arrangement of Red Robin responsibility was designated to the 3 senior most PAX members; excluding the FNG there. SHOOTER started off the warmup:
Side Straddle Hops IC x25
Windmills IC x25
Mummy Kicks IC x25
Arm Circles IC x25 (both directions first pair small circles, then a pair of big circles)
Then the PAX mozied (sp?) to the all-too-familiar tunnel that always ends up turning into a mausoleum where the drained souls go.
PELICAN then led the Elevenses workout:
11 rounds, merkins start at 10 and run through the tunnel to the other side to start with 1 squat.
work the rounds: decreasing merkins by 1 count each round and increasing the squats by 1 count until end.
In order to “respect the time” (as the awol Q did not) we halved the distance of the run midway through the rounds to make it back to the start on time. OCHO (YHC) then led the “core-down” exercises which consisted of the following:
Flutter Kicks IC x36
Hello Darlings IC x26
Peter Parkers IC x21
Parker Peters IC x16
Closed out with Countarama, Nameorama, Name-the-FNG-orama, then COT.
FNG was duly sworn in as AQUAMAN after regaling the PAX with his most epic tale of jumping off of the Twinspan bridge to save his very life. It can be neither confirmed nor denied that AQUAMAN’s story made YHC, and the other PAX members, recall another very similar story of a fellow F3 member that might have wanted this name but failed to earn it…YHC is too compassionate…
