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  • Cakewalk – from Russo

    Warmup (10x IC)
    Air presses
    Torso twists
    Self love
    Toe touches
    Grass grabbers
    Hillbillies

    Thang
    Cakewalk as we moseyed around block by block – each year represented by the Billboard Number One song (to remain objective)

    46 IC SSHs
    2023 Morgan Wallen “Last Night”

    45 Butt kicks
    2022 Glass Animals “Heat Waves”

    44 High knees
    2021 Dua Lipa “”Levitating”

    43 seal jacks
    2020 The Weeknd “Blinding Lights”

    42 Plank Jacks
    2019 Lil Nas X “Old Town Road”

    41 goof balls
    2018 Drake “God’s Plan”

    40 squats
    2017 Ed Sheeran “Shape of You”

    39 Hello Dollies
    2016 Justin Bieber “Love Yourself”

    38 Calf raises
    2015 Mark Robson “Uptown Funk”

    37 Apollo Ohno’s
    2014 Pharrell Williams “Happy”

    36 Freak Nastys
    2013 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis “Thrift Shop”

    35 step ups
    2012 Gotye “Somebody that I Used to Know”

    34 flutter kicks
    2011 Adele “Rolling in the Deep”

    33 cherry pickers
    2010 Ke$ha “Tik Tok”

    32 Peter Parker’s
    2009 The Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Pow”

    31 imperial walkers
    2008 Flo Rida “Low”

    30 Shoulder taps (2 is 1)
    2007 Beyoncé “Irreplaceable”

    29 American hammers
    2006 Daniel Powter “Bad Day”

    28 Monkey Humpers
    2005 Mariah Carey “We Belong Together”

    27 Merkins
    2004 Usher “Yeah”

    26 Smurf jacks
    2003 50 Cent “In Da Club”

    25 leg raises
    2002 Nickelback “How You Remind Me”

    24 Rosalitas
    2001 Lifehouse “Hanging by a Moment”

    23 crab jacks (crab position – think reverse
    plank jacks)
    2000 Faith Hill “Breathe”

    22 groiners
    1999 Cher “Believe”

    21 Bear crawls (counting your right hand as a rep)
    1998 Next “Too Close”

    20 murder bunnies
    1997 Elton John “Candle in the Wind”

    19 Wide merkins
    1996 Los Del Rio “Macarena”

    18 Bobby Hurley’s
    1995 Coolio “Gangsta’s Paradise”

    17 crab cakes
    1994 Ace of Base “The Sign”

    16 circle ups
    1993 Whitney Houston “I Will Always Love You”

    15 Bulgarian split squats
    1992 Boyz II Men “End of the Road”

    14 durkins
    1991 Brian Adams “I Do It for You”

    13 big boy sit-ups
    1990 Wilson Phillips “Hold On”

    12 LMCs IC
    1989 Chicago “Look Away”

    11 diamond merkins
    1988 George Michael “Faith”

    10 star jumps
    1987 The Bangles “Walk Like an Egyptian”

    9 donkey kicks
    1986 Dionne Warwick “That’s What Friends Are For”

    8 wife pleasers
    1985 Wham! “Careless Whisper”

    7 merkins
    1984 Prince “When Doves Cry”

    6 Boxcutters
    1983 The Police “Every Breath You Take”

    5 Carolina dry docks
    1982 Olivia Newton-John “Physical”

    4 SMCs (2 is 1)
    1981 Kim Carnes “Bette Davis Eyes”

    3 jump squats
    1980 Blondie “Call Me”

    2 burpees
    1979 The Knack “My Sharona”

    1 minute plank
    1978
    Andy Gibbons “Shadow Dancing”

    COT, Name-o-Rama, and prayer to wrap up.

    Thank you all for joining and SYITG

  • Cakewalk – from Russo

    Warmup (10x IC)
    Air presses
    Torso twists
    Self love
    Toe touches
    Grass grabbers
    Hillbillies

    Thang
    Cakewalk as we moseyed around block by block – each year represented by the Billboard Number One song (to remain objective)

    46 IC SSHs
    2023 Morgan Wallen “Last Night”

    45 Butt kicks
    2022 Glass Animals “Heat Waves”

    44 High knees
    2021 Dua Lipa “”Levitating”

    43 seal jacks
    2020 The Weeknd “Blinding Lights”

    42 Plank Jacks
    2019 Lil Nas X “Old Town Road”

    41 goof balls
    2018 Drake “God’s Plan”

    40 squats
    2017 Ed Sheeran “Shape of You”

    39 Hello Dollies
    2016 Justin Bieber “Love Yourself”

    38 Calf raises
    2015 Mark Robson “Uptown Funk”

    37 Apollo Ohno’s
    2014 Pharrell Williams “Happy”

    36 Freak Nastys
    2013 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis “Thrift Shop”

    35 step ups
    2012 Gotye “Somebody that I Used to Know”

    34 flutter kicks
    2011 Adele “Rolling in the Deep”

    33 cherry pickers
    2010 Ke$ha “Tik Tok”

    32 Peter Parker’s
    2009 The Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Pow”

    31 imperial walkers
    2008 Flo Rida “Low”

    30 Shoulder taps (2 is 1)
    2007 Beyoncé “Irreplaceable”

    29 American hammers
    2006 Daniel Powter “Bad Day”

    28 Monkey Humpers
    2005 Mariah Carey “We Belong Together”

    27 Merkins
    2004 Usher “Yeah”

    26 Smurf jacks
    2003 50 Cent “In Da Club”

    25 leg raises
    2002 Nickelback “How You Remind Me”

    24 Rosalitas
    2001 Lifehouse “Hanging by a Moment”

    23 crab jacks (crab position – think reverse
    plank jacks)
    2000 Faith Hill “Breathe”

    22 groiners
    1999 Cher “Believe”

    21 Bear crawls (counting your right hand as a rep)
    1998 Next “Too Close”

    20 murder bunnies
    1997 Elton John “Candle in the Wind”

    19 Wide merkins
    1996 Los Del Rio “Macarena”

    18 Bobby Hurley’s
    1995 Coolio “Gangsta’s Paradise”

    17 crab cakes
    1994 Ace of Base “The Sign”

    16 circle ups
    1993 Whitney Houston “I Will Always Love You”

    15 Bulgarian split squats
    1992 Boyz II Men “End of the Road”

    14 durkins
    1991 Brian Adams “I Do It for You”

    13 big boy sit-ups
    1990 Wilson Phillips “Hold On”

    12 LMCs IC
    1989 Chicago “Look Away”

    11 diamond merkins
    1988 George Michael “Faith”

    10 star jumps
    1987 The Bangles “Walk Like an Egyptian”

    9 donkey kicks
    1986 Dionne Warwick “That’s What Friends Are For”

    8 wife pleasers
    1985 Wham! “Careless Whisper”

    7 merkins
    1984 Prince “When Doves Cry”

    6 Boxcutters
    1983 The Police “Every Breath You Take”

    5 Carolina dry docks
    1982 Olivia Newton-John “Physical”

    4 SMCs (2 is 1)
    1981 Kim Carnes “Bette Davis Eyes”

    3 jump squats
    1980 Blondie “Call Me”

    2 burpees
    1979 The Knack “My Sharona”

    1 minute plank
    1978
    Andy Gibbons “Shadow Dancing”

    COT, Name-o-Rama, and prayer to wrap up.

    Thank you all for joining and SYITG

  • Wha ya at? – from Waterpik

    The crowd was Smaller than usual this morning at the scramble. chewy was the only Rucker, and the dedicated spartan training that had become regular has been on hiatus for the past couple of weeks. The pax had cooler temps this morning. We ran 4 miles.

  • Welcome to Hazzard County! – from The Duke of Hazzard

    Good golly miss molly, the weather hit this morning! 76 with a nice breeze in early August is a gift from the gods. And as the god of chaos (aka The Duke of Hazard) prepared to make his VQ, the PAX showed in numbers to shake the heavens.

    WARMORAMA

    YHC co-Q’d to lend moral support to the leadership of the 7 year old ball of energy, and so we started with x10, IC:
    SSH, Windmills, IW, Self Love, High Knees, Butt Kicks, 5 Burpees OYO

    THANG

    Mosied all of 20’ to 1st fire hydrant for the Wheel of Animal Walks:
    Frog Hop to 2nd fire hydrant (apex 80’ away) 10 Merkins
    Bear Crawl back, 10 Merkins
    Duck Walk, 10 Merkins
    Crab Walk, 10 Merkins

    5 Burpees OYO

    Mosey to Noah’s Ark

    5 Burpees OYO

    Partner up with “similarly sized” PAX for Fireman’s Carry. Using carry of choice, P1 carried P2 to Claiborne and P2 carried P1 back to sea wall.

    5 Burpees OYO

    Mosey to Gazebo

    5 Burpees OYO

    Fireman Drag
    Same partners, P1 drags P2 to designated point then switch and return

    5 Burpees OYO

    Mosey to flag

    5 Burpees OYO

    100 count Circle Merkins
    100 count Al Gore/Jump Squats
    100 count Tanked Up’s Down Ups

    5 Burpees OYO

    MARY

    XY’s
    On your 6, legs lifted, Hello Dolly (1,2), Flutter Kick (3,4)

    WWI Snow Angels
    WWI Sit Up, Snow Angel w/ arms & legs slightly elevated

    Foxhole Merkins
    Starting in Merlin down position perform Merkin (1,2) WWI Roll right Merkin (3,4) WWI Roll left

    Plank 30 seconds – 5Merkins – Plank 30 seconds R&R until time

    COT
    Count off, name-o-ramma, Happy Birthday T Claps to the returning Bear who made 14 the next day (today). Welcome FNGs Titan, Ikkie Shuffle, and Siggy!

    Gentlemen, many thanks for showing up for The Duke’s VQ and following his pint-sized lead. His tentative calls belied his excitement at leading the PAX on a tour of Hazard County!

  • Northshore Flickerball Championship and Upper Body Marshmania – from TruCoat

    Saturday’s workout included two activities, an upper-body medley led by The Manny at the Marsh and an intense Flickerball match played by 12 of the Northshore’s best at the 30.4-by-90 pitch. The Marsh beat-down included an expansive kit of training aids, possibly depleting Home Depot’s Garden Center, to challenge grip strength and upper body stamina.

    The Flickerball match was preceded with 25 minutes of warm-up exercises–sequences of lunges, sprawls, and push-ups. The match pushed past regular time with back-and-forth play. Game highlights included many bodies sliding out at the end zones in hope of a game winning final touch, potentially trading the integrity of their hamstring for glory. The match halted briefly as Bushwacker selflessly fended off Pontchartrain’s aquatic life to save the game ball. In the final moments of extra time, the defensive wall formed by Dukes, Russo, and Akbar was too much, leading to a quick transition and game winning score by The Hammer. Congrats to Pickaxe and Grappler, too, who were critical ingredients for the win!

  • I’ll get all the sleep I need when I’m dead – from Akbar

    Fond memories flooding my sleepy brain as YHC arrived to 17 pax helping celebrate 5 years of F3. 11 hours of sleep in 2 days gave me brain farts. 2 Toe Touches IC almost back to back in the warm up, forgot PAX names when calling 10 counts, and didn’t think to tell anyone it was my 5 year anniversary.

    5 years ago, YHC arrived at the Lakefront, unwillingly, overweight, and probably hungover – EH’d by Russo and my wife. Bubba was the Q, there were men of all ages, speaking to each other like they’ve been friends for 10 years. The one thing I remember most vividly was being last, but I was not alone – learning the concept of picking up the six. No man left behind, that stuck with me. The rest of that year, I was hooked, stopped the gym, started hitting 3-4 days a week, CSAUP’s, and building lasting friendships. I lost 25 pounds in 6 months and never looked back. Fond memories, and more to come.

    Warm up:
    SSH, arm circles front/back, self-love, toe touches, Imperial Walkers, toe touches, Hillbillies, and some other stuff

    Mosey toward the wall near the Gazebo for Red Hot Chili Pepper: Dirkin, Freak Nasty, Irkin, Step Ups – x10 IC descending to 6

    Mosey to the Shaft for Benjamins.

    2 exercises each round, 25 reps each, with a mosey back and forth from the flag. 100 total per round

    Another version of sleepyhead emerged – the plan was to do Freak Nasties and Dirkins first, until YHC realized we just did 180 Merkins on the wall. Modification was needed.

    1. Stone Mountain, Bear Crawl, Mountain Climber
    2. Superman’s, Flying Nuns (lunge walk with arm circles), George Thorogoods
    3. Squats, run, Renegade Row
    4. Reverse Grip Merkin, Bear Crawl, and something else.

    Mosey back to the Gazebo for more Benjamins with Core focus.

    1. Little Manny Crunches, run, LBC’s
    2. Crunchy Frogs, run, Hello Dolly

    Mosey a little further to get some shade, circle up for some shoulder work.30 second for each exercise with a hold at the end. Moroccan Night Club, We’re not Worthy – aka Field Goals, ,Cherry Pickers, Overhead Claps, hold arms out straight – @ 30 seconds each.

    Indian Run to the Flag – kinda – everybody just really took off and ran in a line with some sprints.

    At the Flag, 7 minutes of core. Hello Dolly, Crunchy Frogs, E2k, and some other stuff.

    Count, Name, and YHC prayed us out with thanks for F3. Remembering Birds family, Jose10K’s student and their family.

    Announcements:
    Spartan Dallas in October, sign up soon – talk to Hammer. Plenty of runs coming up for July 4th through Thanksgiving.

    Zoolander’s 6 year anniversary Q next Saturday.

    Here’s to 5 more years 👊
    SYITG, Akbar

  • Happy Father’s Day! – from Jose10k

    A bunch of dads ran!

  • Spartan Murph – from Zoolander

    A random shout out from Zoolander for an evening Murph , with Spartan related coupons, gathered the likes of Bushwacker, Bird, Jose 10K, and Baby Yoda to the Marsh for some extracurricular activities on this wet Sunday.

    YHC showed up early after dropping Yoda off at OLL for his Eagle scoutmaster’s conference, and starting unloading a bevy of intensification items to be sprinkled into the workout. A lone basketball player was on the court and, after being approached by some weirdo with a couple of logs with handles and a huge tire, was 100% in for some F3-style pain!

    Grundy was the next to show. After a quick introduction to our new addition, he was off early. You see, he was going to be a little slow…because he had a 30lb ruck sack on!

    Next to appear was Jose, always an exuberant advocate of La cosa nostra F3, he started preaching to the already converted upon meeting Devon Marques (Mr. Right Place at the Right Time).

    Bird and Zoo rolled up having finished a 2 mile pre thang, and we got down to brass Tax.

    THANG

    1 mile run from Livingston to the Lakefront and back, then beginning 20 sets, as a group, of 5 Pull ups (varied grips called out by Zoo throughout), 10 Merkins ( some using the logs for deep reps), and 15 Squats (some using the logs as weights or for Squat Thrusters). Random lagniappe as desired was a rope climb set up by the swing sets, Tire Flip (or carry if you’re Grundy aka Tank Jr), and Lunge Walks with the logs.

    Baby Yoda walked up and jumped right in around round 4 or 5 and started Sweating with the Oldies! Devon was really giving it hell for an unexpected event of such retarded proportions, and thrilled to be just where he needed to be… and then proceeded to splash merlot! But that didn’t keep the young buck down, as we finished up round 20 and prepared for an extended final mile, looping back down Marigny. Now, as the PAX was departing on our closing mosey, Devon planted his phone in a front yard on Lamarque so as to avoid losing it on the run. Upon our return, well, he lost it! The PAX gathered to assist him in his search, and Baby Yoda who can find anything from lost phones to lost trails turned up the prize.

    COT

    Count/Name special intentions for Devon’s quest of self-improvement, Jose prayed us out. Welcome ET (phone home)! Thanks to Zoolander (Chaka Zulu)for pulling this together. SYITG

  • THIS IS SPARTA!!! – from Zoolander

    Steve and Shooter are right, we need to be able to insert a GIF into backblasts. Y’all had the same image in your mind when you read the title, be honest. Welcome to a Spartan Murph!
    A regular murph intensified with obstacles. 100 pullups, 200 merkins, 300 squats. The obstacles: rope climb, two logs used for squats or squat thrusters, and a tire flip station. Once you finished your 5,10,15, you got your choice of which “extra” equipment you wanted. As always, Grundy went full on beast mode doing the entire thing with a 30 pound pack. At one point, he picked up the tire and carried it around like a child. Bird, as always, intensified. Using the dip bars to do his deep merkins. Zoolander called out various grips and types of pull ups. The group even added an extra half mile at the end. We had a FNG, Devon, who kept repeating over and over again: “Yall are crazy”. He even splashed a little merlot in there.
    COT, Jose prayed us out, and we named the FNG. We were thinking Merlot, Pignot…but once he lost his phone(the youthful eyes of Baby Yoda found it) we decided to call him E.T. Hopefully he’ll post tomorrow. Thank everyone for posting or if you’re just reading this backblast. SYITG

  • Inaugural Lakefront Rugby Sevens – from Brexit

    12 HIMs graciously posted for my Virgin-Q in full knowledge that it would likely be an absolute shambles. I had to do something British-themed for my first ever Q so, with it being the day of the London Sevens which is an annual rugby sevens tournament, I decided to do a Rugby Sevens inspired workout. You may not know it, but the US is part of the World Rugby Sevens and they’re sometimes pretty good at it (although sitting at 9th in the standings right now). Sevens is a much more simplified version of rugby, which is probably why the US is better at it than normal rugby, played with seven players instead of the full 15. Thought that by focusing on sevens it could be a good intro to the game.

    Warmup:
    Side straddle hops, arm circles, grass grabbers, toe touches, imperial walkers, peter parkers, merkins (only messed up the cadence once)

    Got into pairs and moseyed to the shaft passing the rugby ball between each other. The Rugby ball can only go backwards so each player had to sprint ahead to pass the ball backwards to his teammate. You could not move if you didn’t have the ball. Any dropped passes meant 5 burpees which is the number of points you get for a touchdown in rugby, aka, a try.

    7 burpees on our own at the gazebo after regrouping. Continued the passing drill to the shaft with the addition that the person without the ball had to do a single burpee while the person with the ball moved ahead of him. It appeared that I had over-estimated the hand-eye coordination of the group (to be fair, some of the pairs were geared up more than others…only so many rugby balls in circulation here so some were forced to use toy footballs that got completely taken with the wind with each pass…) and so was running a little behind schedule but we made up for this for a quicker than expected Sevens (staying on theme) – derkins and sister Mary Catherines. Bear crawl one way, run back.

    Moseyed to the rugby pitch, no passing this time.

    Get into teams and then did a passing along the line drill. A dropped pass was 7 burpees for the team (this was changed to 5 burpees for the team that YHC joined in with). The other team did merkins/squat jumps in the meantime (merkins on way up, squat jumps on way back).

    YHC gave his best attempt at explaining the rules of touch rugby in about 3 minutes and then game-on – 15 min (7 min halves).

    Skins v Shirts with Shirts kicking us off. Good formation to start with but it seemed like some of the players got confused with the fact that you are actually allowed to run forwards, you only have to pass it backwards…not too much territory made in the opening play. The Skins got the first try after a good line break (apologies, can’t remember which HIM scored first as I left it a week before I wrote this), but the Shirts re-grouped and came back strong to score two tries in quick succession. After a high-risk move to intercept the ball by the Skins didn’t pay off (if you don’t catch an interception and fumble it, it means a possession turnover), the Shirts were in a commanding position. In the closing minutes of the game, the Skins had their backs against the wall in defense but held firm to win a turnover deep in their own territory. From this position, Zoolander scored a highly controversial try to level the game in the final seconds. The try was awarded against a fierce appeal from the Shirts about a forward pass…this decision was in no way affected by the fact that the impartial ref had jumped into the game a few minutes beforehand and had started playing on the side of the Skins.
    Throughout the game, there was some obvious flouting of the offside rule and a little bit of confusion on the number of touches before a turnover, which wasn’t helped by a very forgetful ref, however we had some great runners of the ball on both sides and, all in all, was very impressed with the ability of the HIMs to pick up the concept of the game very quickly. Obviously a testament to the Q. It was great way to get some good cardio in while having some fun. Next time we’ll be introducing scrums…

    After a few reminders about time running out, we moseyed back, no passing the ball. No time for any core.

    Announcements – Spartan Beast, T-shirt ordering and Bogue Chitto trail run on June 15.

    COT – Russo closed us out with a special prayer for Grundy and his soon-to-be new addition to his family.