Wilford Montana
Wilford Montana

We Did This to Ourselves – from Yankee Joe

This past Saturday during Goose’s ‘Ha-quartermile-matata’ beatdown, YHC expected football games and shenanigans in five-yard increments. Instead, he experienced a darkness, nay a hopelessness that hadn’t been seen since Paradox’s “Teamwork Gumbo- Add Burpees to Taste” beatdown back in August. Cardinal described the experience perfectly, moving through the range of …

The Ultimate Sprint: Outsmarting 5th Graders and Conquering the Grave – from Goats in the Machine

Today’s workout was a true test of both physical and mental strength. The Ultimate Sprint: Outsmarting 5th Graders and Conquering the Grave was a challenging journey through the pathways and bridges of the Civic Center Park area, aka The Lion’s Den. The air was ideal for a beatdown, and the …

“What We Obtain too Cheap, We Esteem too Lightly” – from Yankee Joe

“Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.” – Thomas Paine Warmarama – SSHs – Abe Vigodas (slow windmills) – Knoxville cherry pickers – Willy Mays Hayes – Arm circles – Air squats – …

NEW AO NAMED IN THIBODAUX! / A Transportation Exhibition – from Goats in the Machine

YHC arrived at the at 5:25 to eight (8) PAX, including and FNG, parked and waiting near the flag poles in front of the Civic Center as instructed. An Additional Pax, Goose, was spotted parking in the wrong location as well displaying a level of tardiness that is typically only …