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  • Squeaker at The Skinny – from MacGyver

    18 PAX and YHC turned up for a brisk morning at the Skinny, disclaimer was raised then we promptly moseyed over to the field across the street for a warm up –

    Side straddle hops-30
    Abe vigotas slow-10
    Imperial walkers -15
    Peter Parker’s-15
    Parker peters -15
    LBC’s-20
    Flutter kicks-25

    After the warm up we recovered and moseyed to the levee for BLIMPS, running back and forth using the power poles for progressively farther turn around points,

    After (2) 20 count breathers, the PAX moseyed over to the top of the levee for down and back Bear crawls(x2) then sets on the top of the levee

    American Hammer x10
    LBC’s X30
    merkins x20
    Flutter kicks x25
    Wife non-pleasers x10
    Penguins. X15
    Dying cockroaches x20
    All were in 2 or 4 count cadence

    Now that we were rested, we moseyed off the levee to the front of Audubon for 20x dips, and 15 setups. We then moseyed back to COT for echo count stretches, and 20 merkins to round out our morning. Count off, NoR, intentions, and a prayer. Then all the over achievers made a victory lap of Audubon for RCR.

    Somewhere towards the end, Q lost his breath and started squeaking like a pre pubescent teenage girl, but we won’t talk about that. What happens at the The Skinny, stays at The Skinny

    PS; I believe a certain PAX still owes us an explanation of what a “19 year old pleaser” is. It remains to be seen if that mystery will ever be solved……

    PPS; Also YHC can’t remember the names of 5 of the PAX who attended, sorry for that but your not forgotten. T-claps for those HIM’s

    Until next Q-

    MacGyver.

  • Brickathon – from Rudy

    Loaded up the Mini with enough bricks for the expected Wolfpack Mountain crowd. Had to dig up a few extra pavers from the driveway just to make sure (and had to replace them quickly before the M saw them missing…). 530 rolls around – so lets get started.

    Circle up in front of Tulane for a real quick warmup. Some SSH, some forgetfullness (oh yeah, Imperial Walkers). Then gather round the Mini and start unloading the bricks – grab yourself 2 and head to the foot of the mountain. Fair warning to the PAX who were listening: the pavers were definitely heavier than the bricks. That would become more and more evident as the workout went on.

    At the mountain, lets start the WFT run up the mountain. Lots of chatter about “bricks” and “car windows”. Oh yeah, I guess that’s kind of a thing around the uptown parts. I did not explicitly mention “dont throw bricks at cars” in the Disclaimer. Perhaps I should have.

    Stopping at the halfway point, we planked for the 6. THen some Peter Parkers (quick 5 OYO burpees for Angie, who apparently never shuts the h**k up..), Then some shoulder taps (with bricks). Then WFT run the rest of the way up.

    At the top, partner up.

    1st round: PAX1 hand release brick-merkins, PAX2 bear crawl down the ramp a ways, then mosey back up. “A ways down” seemed imprecise enough for the PAX. And YHC, without glasses, was unable to distinguish light posts from other posts. So everyone just make the best of it.

    2nd round: PAX1 dying cockroaches (w/ bricks). PAX2: Mosey down, then Crab Walk up. El Wire insisted on more precise instructions again. So we’ll do 2 rounds each: Crab Walk up once, Walk Crab the other time (though YHC is still not sure which way is which).

    Might (or might not) have been a 3rd round. Alas, I don’t recall.

    Now time for groups of 3. Once again, YHC is reminded at how hard simple instructions can be for PAX during a workout. But eventually, everyone managed to get into appropriately sized groups. PAX1: run down the ramp and start Situps at the bottom. PAX2: Start Floyd Mayweathers (w/ bricks). PAX3: Run down the ramp (w/ bricks). Keep trading out, running up and down (as a team). Keep going for a while. Here’s where YHC lost out on the sooth, light bricks, and was stuck with the gritty heavy paver. That DEFINITELY made a difference for poor little ol’ YHC.

    Then – head to the Touchdown Jesus lawn.

    A few rounds of Bones (Wait, no Bieber) keeping time: 7 burpees on the minute, finish the minute with an exercise. Wanted to get through 7 rounds of this – but PAX started grumbling about being late. So had to call it off. Reload the Mini (I’ll give the Uptown PAX credit – they did a DARN NICE job of neatly restacking the bricks!).

    COT: 29 PAX. Lots of running stuff coming up. Call out our intentions, remember our victories, thanks and needs in a moment of silence, and finish up with a prayer.

    Thanks for letting me lead through a typically disfunctional Rudy workout!

  • Sweaty Bells – 9-12-2021 – from Almonaster

    Evading Security!

    PAX Attended:

    – Jingle Vader
    – King Kong
    – Tubesteak

    Warm-up.

    SSH – 20 IC
    Arm Circles – 10 IC
    Reverse Arm Circles – 10 IC
    The Morpheus – 10 IC
    Imperial Walkers – 10 IC
    Grass Grabbers – 10 IC
    Right foot, left foot- 10 seconds each
    Mountain Climbers – 10 IC

    Mosey to Moana’s Island.

    Curls for the girls.

    Halo’s – 10 each way, OYO
    Kettlebell Shrugs – 25 IC
    Kettlebell swings – 20 OYO
    Rinse and Repeat.

    Sets

    Goblet squats X 10 IC
    Right arm squat thrust X 10 IC
    Left arm squat thrust X 10 IC
    Squat thrust X 10 IC
    Rinse and Repeat

    2nd Set

    Overhead press X 10 IC
    Bent over rows X 10 IC
    Right arm rows X 10 IC
    Left arm rows X 10 IC
    Rinse and Repeat

    3rd Set.

    Move the bell between hands plank X 20 OYO
    Right arm plank rows – 10 IC
    Left arm plank row – 10 IC
    Manmakers – 10 OYO

    Tricept Extensions back from Moana’s Island

    Mary
    Hello Dolly’s – 20 IC
    Ukranian Doulle’s – 20 IC
    LBC’s – 20 IC
    Flutter Kicks – 20 IC

    Back to Flag

    Birthdays
    Anniversaries
    Announcements
    Intentions
    Prayer
    Coffeeteria

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

  • Afternoon Delight! 8-18-2021 – from Almonaster

    Beating the Train!

    PAX:

    – Coastrat
    – Wipeout
    – Subprime
    – Tubesteak
    – Yardsale
    – Almonaster

    Mosey to the field with the Soccer goal.
    Warmup:

    SSH – 20 IC
    Arm Circles -10 IC
    Reverse Arm Circles – 10 IC
    Imperial Walkers – 10 IC
    Balance on 1 foot for 10 seconds – Each Foot
    The Morpheus – 10 IC
    Grass Grabbers – 10 IC
    Windmills – 10 IC
    Mountain Climbers – 10 IC

    The Thang:

    Mosey to the levee.

    11’s
    Squats – Starting with 10
    Merkins – Starting with 1

    Mosey to the Fly, Light Pole.

    50 – Wife Pleasers, Echo Count
    75 – LBC’s, Echo Count
    100 – Shoulder Taps 1 is 1, OYO

    Mosey to Volleyball Courts and back.

    50 – Wife Pleasers, Echo Count
    75 – LBC’s, Echo Count
    100 – Shoulder Taps 1 is 1, OYO – these were replaced with Beating the Train!

    Mosey to Moana’s Island.

    Mary
    Leg Lifts – 20 IC
    Freddie Mercury’s – 20 IC
    Russian Twists (Douilles) – 20 IC
    Burpees – 10 OYO

    Back to Flag

    Birthdays
    Anniversaries
    Announcements
    Intentions
    Prayer

    Thanks for the opportunity to Lead!

  • All the things a “Q” can bring – from Bieber

    An opportunity to Q is an opportunity for many things. There is the “Making a Fool of One’s Self” where you don’t correctly explain the exercise and no one seems to be doing the right thing. Then there is the, “Who the hell does he think he is?” mistake where the Q (me) assigns things that look good on paper, but ultimately suck. Then there is the dreaded “Too much mumblechatter” mistake where obviously things are way too easy and you need to pick up the pace. Lastly, there is the “Dude, you ain’t making too many friends” mistake where everyone is sucking wind and asking what time it is. Surprisingly, the Q this morning at the Skinny provided ample breeding ground for all of the above situations, and I have zero regrets. Thank you to the 21 Pax who shared in today’s fun. Here we go…

    Disclaimer, Mosey around the Parking Lot to Bandstand
    Warm Up In Cadence
    SSH X 20
    GG X 15
    Windmill X 15
    Leg Hug X 10
    Russian March x 10
    Calf Stretch X 10
    10 X Merkins OYO

    Mosey to the Track
    Shuffle Left/Shuffle Right/BackPedal/Sprint to Pull Up Bars
    4 Groups @ Rows, Burpees X 10, LBC’s, Merkins

    Shuffle Left/Shuffle Right/Back Pedal/Sprint to Bridge
    4 Groups @ Squats, Burpees X 10, Dying Roach, Merkins

    Carioca L, Carioca R, Jog (repeat to Golf Course)
    RL SU, LL SU, RL PU, LL PU (Count is as long as it takes for a group of 4 to do 10 burpees)

    Partner up, Jog/Sprint (repeat to Golf Course)
    Mary…LBCs, Freddie Mercury, LBT, Hello Dolly (count is as long as it takes for a group of 4 to do 5 burpees)

    Indian Run to Pull Up Bars
    Pull Ups, Burpees X 10, Imperial Walker Squats, Russian Twist

    Agilities
    Shuffles X 5…Hard Run Back to Flag

    Count-o-rama, Name-o-rama, Announcements…Gnarly Nutria, Intentions…

  • Glorious Return to WPM – from Fracsac

    26 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to The Legendary Wolf Pack Mountain to see what YHC had on the beat down menu. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Mosey over to the Rosy Palm Court and circle up for a warmup:

    IW IC x 15
    Abe Vigodas x 10
    Grass Grabbers x 10
    Bat wings AC, SC, OH, MNC (dancing encouraged)
    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10

    Count off and pax instructed to remember their number. Then count 1,2,1,2….

    Mosey to the mountain…

    Two columns, hence the 1 and 2 count. Run to the top of the mountain with last pax sprinting to front all the way up.

    Once on top, take the stairs back down to level 4.

    Burpee broad jump the short side of level 4, then bear crawl the long way.

    Head back up the mountain, with quadraphilia on the inclines and sprints on the straight aways, all OYO.

    Circle up on the top for a mental test. The Q has the pax recall their number, then combines the numbers in some fashion for SSH. The instructions are clear: execute SSH IC up to the first number followed by SSH in silence and completing together, with the Q being the cadence to follow. Failure to follow instructions results in a penalty.
    Spoiler alert: there were penalties.
    Penalty 1 – Heisenberg Seal burpees x 10 (burpee with 2 Merkins)
    Penalty 2 – Heisenberg Seal burpees x 15
    Penalty 3 – Sprint to far wall and back and do 10 burpees.
    The 4th time the Pax got it, sort of.
    Time for one set of Tin Snips IC x 20.

    Return to the flag for COT

    NMM

    – YHC hasn’t done WPM in a while, and wow! What a rockin’ AO!
    – The uptown crowd was surprisingly quiet today, minimal Mumblechatter going on.
    – There’s a rumor going around about doing burpees even if the pax were in perfect sync. I cannot confirm nor deny this rumor, except to encourage the pax to continue to reach for perfection.
    – Coffeteria was awesome and well attended.
    – Thanks for allowing me to be part of such an incredible group of men, and for gifting me the opportunity to lead.

    SYITG

  • Summer Sweat is Back – from Tinkles

    The days are starting to get a bit more humid and what was recently tolerable seems to be getting tougher. Today seemed that way, and I was happy when the workout was over.
    Warm Up:
    • Mosey around a bit and settle at the Tulane lawn
    • SSH IC x 30, Imperial Walker IC x 20, Forward arm circle IC x 20, Reverse arm circle IC x 20.

    First Thing:
    • 10 Burpees EMOM for 10 minutes- sorry about the lack of music, will do better next time!
    • Recover with some penguins IC x 20, and LBCs IC x 30

    Second Thing:
    • Mosey over to the garage, backwards run up the inclines and forward run the flats to the top
    • Down the stairs to the bottom and then back up the other staircase
    o To illustrate the lack of ventilation in the stairwell, someone’s weed lingered in the air adding to the sweat
    • Back down again

    Third Thing:
    • To the benches for right leg power up IC x 10, Decline merkins IC x 10, left leg power up IC x 10
    • Mosey back to the flag for some time killing wife pleasers

    COT:
    • Count off, namorama
    • Welcomed FNG. Previous run-in with Pop o’ Lock or friends yields ‘Perp’. Welcome Perp!

  • Time to use our arms again – from Mariah

    Large crowd for the first Wolfpack of March, and after a quick disclaimer we moseyed across St Charles to Loyola’s Palm Court for a Warm up. Like many, I’ve been wearing out the miles all of February for Run Cajun Run, and while I can now run fast and far, I can barely open a jar…time for a bit of upper body work.

    Warm up (all 15 ct in cadence):
    SSH, Peter Parker, Windmills, Carolina Drydock, Parker Peter

    Mosey over to the base of the mountain, at which point it was clear our numbers were problematic…we split into two waves and proceeded up the ramp for 2 rounds of BLIMPS with exercises at each landing.
    Burpees > Lunges > Imperial Walkers > Merkins > Plankjacks > Squats….repeato until the top.

    Large oval/ring of fire on the roof: merkins/wide arms/ diamonds

    Mary in cadence (15 ct): flutters, dollys, Russian twist, dying cockroach
    15 merkins OYO, then back down the ramps and out to the…

    Benches for the following (again 15ct in cadence):
    Dips >
    RL step ups >
    Incline merkins >
    LL step ups…
    ..OH SWEET JESUS, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?? Evacuate and hot mosey away from the truck pumping out the septic tank…. regroup at Palm Court and resume…
    LL step ups >
    Dips >
    RL Power-ups >
    LL Power-ups >
    All Ya Got Derkins.

    Mosey back to the flag for COT.

    33 pax for the workout, and welcome to FNG Will Jones from Son of a Saint, known now as The Beast.

    We gathered for a group Run Cajun Run photo with oversized check for over $6700 which we presented to Will and SoaS, which is amazing. I know I speak for many in being incredibly proud of both the financial support we are able to give, but also the fact that 200 of us and our NOLA friends stepped up to participate in Run Cajun Run and demonstrate our support for SoaS last month. Our support will surely have a direct impact on many young men in our community, providing hope, mentorship and a positive path.

    As always Thank You for the daily accountability and for the opportunity to lead.

    Until next time
    Xoxo,
    Mariah

  • Get on yer belly – from Bieber

    There is usually one moment of every beatdown that leads to a memorable moment for “naming purposes”. In this case I was ridiculed for asking the PAX to get on “their belly” so we could do some Superman exercises. Ridicule can be a great teacher…never again will I make that mistake.

    For the beatdown…10 PAX showed up for a chilly gloom in Uptown New Orleans. With Run Cajun Run miles still a priority for most of us, this beatdown consisted of miles with some exercises sprinkled in.

    Warmup: SSH X 20, Windmill X 10, GG X 10, Imp Squat Walkers X 15, 10 Burpees.

    The Thang: To the track for a lap with five stops along the way…
    Stop 1: 10 Merkins IC, 20 Squats IC
    Stop 2: 10 Burpees
    Stop 3: 20 RL Step Ups, 10 Incline Merkins, 10 LL Step Ups, 10 Dips
    Stop 4: 10 Burpees
    Stop 5: 10 Merkins IC, 20 Squats IC

    Back to Oak Alley for some 7’s…Merkins on both sides of a longish run/jog/sprint (ambiguous F3 style)

    Under the Pavilion for some Mary: LBCs, Hello Dolly, Freddie Mercury, On Yer Belly for Some Supermans

    Back to the Flag

    Thank you as always for the chance to lead. For all of the PAX traveling…be safe. To all of us…embrace what today gives you, be a light to those around you…even if it’s just your family (especially if its just your family).

    SYITG

  • Bringing the Thunder

    13 PAX braved the feels like temp of 93 degrees and the threat of storms this morning at the Birdcage. We were lucky to avoid the torrential downpours that immediately followed our COT, and I thoroughly kicked my own ass during this beatdown. Hats off to my fellow F3 brothers who pushed me to the brink today.

    The Warmup…Short Mosey to an Open Field (not the best idea surrounded by lightning, but what the heck), SSH X 20, Windmill X 10, Imperial Walkers X 20, Grassgrabbers X 10, Imperial Walkers X 20, Mountain Climbers X 20, Peter Parkers X 20.

    Short socially distanced mosey to the Zoo parking lot where we began a routine of Some Merkins, Core, Legs, Run around the parking lot…Repeat

    1. Merkins X 11 IC, LBC X 20 IC, Squats X 20 OYO, Run a lap
    2. Merkins X 12 IC, Dying Cockroach X 20 IC, Bonnie Blair X 20 OYO, Run a lap
    3. Merkins X 13 IC, Real Freddie Mercury X 20 IC, Imp Walker Squat X 20 OYO, Run
    4. Merkins X 14 IC, Flutterkicks X 20 IC, Side Lunge (10 each side) X 20 OYO, Run.

    The original plan was to repeat this with some variation on rep count, but the ominous skies provoked a Mosey back near the shelter. It was there, in honor of the conditions that we summoned Captain Thor.

    • The Captain Thor: Exercise OYO, but start as a group at the beginning of each round.
    • 1 Big Boy Sit Up, 4 American Hammer (2 is 1), 5 Merkins,
    • 2 BBSU, 8 AH, 5 Merkins
    • 3 BBSU, 12 AH, 5 Merks
    • 4, 16, 5
    • 5, 20, 5
    • 6, 24, 5
    • 7, 28, 5
    • 8, 32, 5

    With a little over 5 minutes left I called on some old fashioned burpees.

    • As many Burpees as you can in 30 seconds, followed by 1 minute of rest X 2
    • As many Burpees as you can in 20 seconds, followed by 1 minute of rest X 2

    Back to the flag, 30 seconds of plank until time. Count o Rama, Name o Rama, Soc Dist BOM and COT.

    Thanks again for providing me the opportunity to lead. I swear every Q I’ve had I end up doing more than I bargained for, and more than I thought myself capable of. I guess that’s the thing about Leading…you dig into yourself in a way that you didn’t think possible. So, it should stand to reason that stepping up to lead in our community (no matter how small) will afford us the same opportunity…finding out just how much you have inside of you, and realizing there’s a lot more than meets the eye. As we all reflect, discuss, and reflect some more about the current circumstances I just urge us to keep prepping ourselves by becoming the best version of ourselves everyday. The chance to rise to the occasion will present itself, and when it does…How will it find you?

    Thanks and see you in the gloom.