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  • FORTY FOUR – from King Kong

    April 26, 2022 is my 44th birthday. Since my birthday falls on a Tuesday this year (that’s my M’s workout day), I signed up to Q The Skinny months ago. I dedicated this beatdown with 44 reps.

    Warm-ups
    Arm Circles & Backward Arm Circles x 10 IC
    Right over Left and Right over Left x 10 seconds
    Grass Grabbers x 10 IC
    Hill Billies x 10 IC
    Imperial Walkers x 10 IC
    SSHs x 22 IC

    Moseyed to the field in front of Audubon Zoo.
    1 – hand release merkins x 22, then ran to the other end, hand release merkins x22, ran back to the other end of the field.
    2 – Squats x 22, ran to the other end, Squats x 22, ran back.
    3 – SSHs x 22, ran to the other end, SSHs x 22

    Moseyed to the levee.
    1 – Hand release burpees x 11, ran up the levee, Hurpees x 11, ran down the levee, Hurpees x 11, ran up the levee, Hurpees x 11, ran down the levee.

    2 – jump lunges x 11, ran up the levee, jump lunges x 11, ran down the levee, jump lunges x 11, ran up the levee, jump lunges x 11, ran down the levee.

    3 – leg raises x 11, ran up the levee, leg raises x 11, ran down the levee, leg raises x 11, ran up the levee, leg raises x 11, ran down the levee.

    Moseyed to the statue in front of Audubon Zoo.
    We did Dora 44. Partnered up. While one partner ran to the stop sign and back, the other was doing the following exercises:

    44 x Hurpees
    44 x Step Ups (2 is 1)
    44 x Shoulder taps and toe taps (4 is 1)

    Moseyed back to the flag for COT.

    I look forward every morning in the gloom with the PAX. I love to surround myself with leaders in our community, and this is why I bought into F3. I am always grateful to have the mental and physical strength to workout on a regular basis. I hope to lead many more birthday beatdowns in the future. SYITG.

    King Kong

  • Extra Skinny – from Tinkles

    Keeping the skinny fresh isn’t easy. The pax seemed up for minor wrinkle so I went for it. The pace was a bit quicker and the Indian lines were never even but in the end it was a good workout.

    Warm up: SSH, Arm circles forward and back, Grass grabbers.

    Indian run to the bridge with an ab break for the 6 to catch up. Jog sprint alternating to the U drive in front of Tulane.

    Partner up for partner Dora. 100 burpees, 200 Floyd Mayweathers, 300 squats. Called early for time.

    Alternate forward and backward run to grassy knoll for some more Mary.

    3/4 mile Indian Run back to the flag.

    Count off, nameorama, intentions. Thanks to Landing Strip for picking up the next Skinny Q. Sorry if you posted and I didn’t record you. If you read this and let me know, I’ll buy you a beer!

  • Classic Skinny – from Bieber

    The Skinny: Warmup-SSH X 20 IC, Grassgrabbers X 10 IC, Windmill X 10 IC, Mountain Climbers X 20 IC, 10 Merkins OYO.

    The Thang:
    1) Indian Run to Row Bars for 4 Stations x 2 of (20 Merkins as the count, Bonnie Blairs, Big Boi Sit Ups, Rows)…Mosey to the Bridge
    2) Jack Webbs (1 merk: 2 shoulder press) 1-10…Jog Spring Jog to the Benches
    3) RL SU X 20, Incline Merks X 10 OYO, LL SU X 20, Decline Merks X 10 OYO, Dips X 20…Jog Spring Jog to the Mary Zone
    4) LBCs X 20, Freddie Mercury X 20, Dying Cockroach X 20, Lie There for 20 seconds and think about your week ahead and how you can tackle it to the best of your ability…Indian Run to Pull Up Bars
    5) Pull-Ups X 10 as the count, Squats, Merkins, Big Boi Sit ups…Mosey back to the Flag
    6) 5 Burpees OYO

    It was a good day, not much special sauce sprinkled in. We ran some, did some upper body, some lower body, some core, and shared a few laughs. Great way to start a Monday, now go finish it.

    Thanks

  • Tit Rex Run – from Tinkles

    6 Pax shook off their Thoth Sunday hangover to get a glimpse of Tuesday’s Rex Run course. It will be a technical layout that will require you to run counter clockwise for 1.8 miles. Get ready! Other than that we did some warm ups, upper body work, and some ab work. Got over 3 miles in so a good way to finish up Run Cajun Run. Be safe finishing up Mardi Gras.

  • An Uptown Backbalst – from Tinkles

    We ran a loop with a little extra. It was Valentine’s Day.

  • Squeaker at The Skinny – from MacGyver

    18 PAX and YHC turned up for a brisk morning at the Skinny, disclaimer was raised then we promptly moseyed over to the field across the street for a warm up –

    Side straddle hops-30
    Abe vigotas slow-10
    Imperial walkers -15
    Peter Parker’s-15
    Parker peters -15
    LBC’s-20
    Flutter kicks-25

    After the warm up we recovered and moseyed to the levee for BLIMPS, running back and forth using the power poles for progressively farther turn around points,

    After (2) 20 count breathers, the PAX moseyed over to the top of the levee for down and back Bear crawls(x2) then sets on the top of the levee

    American Hammer x10
    LBC’s X30
    merkins x20
    Flutter kicks x25
    Wife non-pleasers x10
    Penguins. X15
    Dying cockroaches x20
    All were in 2 or 4 count cadence

    Now that we were rested, we moseyed off the levee to the front of Audubon for 20x dips, and 15 setups. We then moseyed back to COT for echo count stretches, and 20 merkins to round out our morning. Count off, NoR, intentions, and a prayer. Then all the over achievers made a victory lap of Audubon for RCR.

    Somewhere towards the end, Q lost his breath and started squeaking like a pre pubescent teenage girl, but we won’t talk about that. What happens at the The Skinny, stays at The Skinny

    PS; I believe a certain PAX still owes us an explanation of what a “19 year old pleaser” is. It remains to be seen if that mystery will ever be solved……

    PPS; Also YHC can’t remember the names of 5 of the PAX who attended, sorry for that but your not forgotten. T-claps for those HIM’s

    Until next Q-

    MacGyver.

  • No Cancel Q! – from Sea Man

    Dropping temperatures buoyed our spirits as sixteen men of steel, 2 without sleeves posted in the first New Year’s freeze. All eager to show their metal, so much so Tinkles tried to steal my Q! Using some derogatory words, that I was feeble, gimpish, and have chronic halitosis, all of which is true, I would not be deterred!

    Off they went running like gazelles and me like Quasimodo.

    Quick warm up of IW, SSH, Arm Circles forward….and Reverse, into the plank position we pounced for 60 seconds of plank, 10 Mericans, 10 Peter Parkers, 10 Parker Peters, 10 more Mericans, and an additional 60 seconds of plank.

    A quick mosey to the shelter where we AMRAP through counts of 22-
    Left Leg Step Up
    Right Leg Step Up
    Left Leg Bulgarian SPLL
    Right Leg Bulgarian SPLL
    Dips
    Declines

    After each set we would lunge walk to Oak Alley and back!

    After completed a lap around the Alley, back for some Marry – LBCs, Box Cutters, Doctor W, Penguins

    Another lap around the Alley and some more Mericans and some more dips followed by the Alley.

    Last set was Merican Jacks, 4 plank jacks for every merican, sort of a Jack Web, followed by a call out marry, ending in pickle pounders of love!

  • ‘21 Skinny Final – from Tinkles

    12 Pax needed a good sweat after a glutinous Christmas weekend. No place like the Skinny to start the week off and balance out the ongoing holiday fun. It was good to see a crew that was ready to work!

    Warm up: Mosey to grass zoo lot for warm up of SSH, Grass grabbers, Imperial Walkers, Peter Parker, Mountain Climbers, Parker Peters.

    Mosey to the levee for some hill work. Run towards the Corps building with going up and down the levee between each light pole.

    Mosey over to Carver Playground. Pax thinks this is a first. It’s good to get out in the neighborhood a bit. Suicides on the basketball court followed by some Mary and merkin ring of fire. 4-corner BLIMPs on the field. Good work.

    Mosey back to the park and the pull-up station. Four stations of work in rotation.

    Mosey back to the flag for count off, namorama, and COT. Great seeing everyone and thanks for the chance to lead!

  • Leave Some Men Behind (And then find them) – from Tinkles

    It was a nice morning for workout. The park still looks like a firewood farm in many of our usual locations. Good excuse to stick the track for some running. A lighter but spirited crew brought their A-game today.

    Warm-up: Arm circles (forwards and back), Grass Grabbers

    First Thing: 1.8 mile Indian run around the park. 2 modifying pax finished along with the main group. 2 additional pax were still modifying.

    Next Thing: Ring of fire merkins x 2. Still missing two guys.

    Next Next Thing: Mosey to lot in front of the zoo for some 4-corners BLIMPS. Pretty sure they will catch up with us soon.

    Next Next Next Thing: Head to the parking lot for some Mary. The girls workout is going full blast and who is that over there doing their own Mary… the missing pax! Great instincts to seek out friendly foe! Rewards with Russian Twists, LBCs, Penguins, Dying Cockroaches.

    Last Thing: One more four corner BLIMPS modified to take us back to the flag.

    Extra Credit: planks with mission impossible.

    COT: count off, namorama, and intentions. T-claps to our lost friend Pauly D who is town for a brief stopover and came out to the gloom. Welcome back friend! Have a great week.

  • Saints / Packers Beatdown Commemoration – from Landing Strip

    In honor of the thing of beauty that was yesterday’s Saints “home opener” vs. the Packers, the PAX performed a game-themed workout with high efficiency. The cadence of each exercise was tied to a key stat.

    Warmup
    First we moseyed to the front of Tulane’s campus and did SSHs (50 – O/U) and burpees (3 – spread (to GB)).

    Tha Thing
    We then moseyed to the base of the Loyola Rec Plex garage where we Cleveland Guardian-ran to the top. Finding our usual stairwells filled with HVAC tubing, we ran up and down a spacious, brick-paved and fully air conditioned stairwell after performing each one of the following exercises:
    -LBCs (171 – rushing yards (modified to 100))
    -Merkins (22 – first downs)
    -Dying roaches (60 – total plays)
    -Burpees (3 – turnovers)

    We then moseyed to the base of WPM and again Guardian-ran to the top. From there, we did more exercises and up-downs, this time in smelly, cramped, un-air conditioned stairs:
    -Shoulder taps (39 – total rushes)
    -J-Los (34 – time of possession)
    -8 count body builders (2 – INTs)
    -Burpees (2 – sacks)

    We then moseyed back to the flag for a final set of 20 low country crabs, in honor of starting QB Jameis WInston’s feast on a W yesterday!

    WHO DAT