F3 New Orleans

Tag: Tenderloin

  • 5 Rounds of Zack Attack – from Mayhem

    Grabbed the Q night before as Mr. Rogers was going to be out of town

    5:30am disclaimer provided
    Light crowd, with a train in the background before a PAX was seen on the track and another took his own path, as I believe he generally does in life

    Mosey to the east side of the track

    Warmup: GSG (grass slow grabbers), AC, RAC, MC, PPP, CC (crab cakes), SSH

    Informed fellow PAX that I would be sticking with site Q’s theme of fallen hero workouts
    Let’s remember Zachary Tellier, killed in combat 9/29/07 in Afghanistan

    The Thang:

    Rd 1
    10 burpees
    5-10-15-20 shuttle run

    Rd 2
    10 burpees
    25 merkins
    5-10-15-20 shuttle run

    Rd 3
    10 burpees
    25 merkins
    50 lunges
    5-10-15-20 shuttle run

    Rd 4
    10 burpees
    25 merkins
    50 lunges
    100 abs (50 BB, 50 LBC)
    5-10-15-20 shuttle run

    Rd 5
    10 burpees
    25 merkins
    50 lunges
    100 abs (100 LBC)
    150 squats
    5-10-15-20 shuttle run

    Mary: FK, WP, DC, crab merkin (no Fast Tax, we cannot, okay fine, then armadillo thing), TS, and something by HG

    Mosey to the flag
    COT

    Fellowship of Christian Athletes luncheon at Metairie Country Club May 10th @ 11am, see #mumblechatter in SLACK

    Several special intentions raised up
    And a prayer to be intentional in our actions the rest of the week

    Glad to unexpectedly lead!

  • Even the Q Get’s Confused – from Architect

    Began the week on the right, or left foot. Q’s confusion began early in warm-ups and continued through the workout. In the end, a solid beat down was delivered.
    Disclaimers given
    Warmarama
    Rocks gathered
    Group enjoyed “7 Minutes in Heaven”
    PAX pushed through various rounds of movements and short runs/rock carries.
    COT commenced

    Happy Monday!

  • Impromptu Q – from Kenna Brah

    Me and a lone down ranger met in the gloom, when out of the shadows appeared a few good men. Scantron departed on the 5:32 to KNOT-town, wheile the rest mosey’d to the Pile o’Rock.

    Warming up
    Self Love, Arm circles
    Mtn Man Pooper Good Morning – That’s when Frac materialized.
    Torso Twists
    Imperial Walkers
    Low Slow Sq
    Slow Vagodas

    Pick up a challenging rock and rifle carry to the pavilion
    Served up a imaginative smorgasbord of HIM growth food:

    Merkin, bird-dog, Merkin, Peter Parker Merkin, Parker, Peter Merkin, mountain climber, Merkin Plank jack – Repeat five times

    Broga Stretch

    With Rock
    Sumo Squat
    Curl
    OH press
    Tri Extension
    Repeat 5x

    Four count wife Freddie Mercury 4 count, Four count wife pleaser, flutter kick ,Four count wife pleaser, Hello Dolly, Four count wife pleaser, O DOlly, Four count wife pleaser, Four count wife pleaser, Parker Peter Repeat 5 times

    Broga stretch

    Wife pleaser with Rock, 4 Ct chess press, pull over, five big boy situps with rock overhead flutter kicks – Repeat five times

    Broga stretch

    On the Table – Reverse wife pleaser, L/R leg on table – On Table -5 Leg lifts , 5 Single leg squats each, L/R Leg up on table – 10 CT Stretch each leg, 10 second runner stretch

    shake out
    return rocks
    mosey back
    COT

  • Not meant to be a joke….the plan “easy” it was the partnered effort that made it challenging – from Mahatma

    April 1 2024 70deg and it’s Rock City. YHC had his black box, playlist ready and a game plan….. Disclaimer given we headed to the field. Tenderloin hit the track to his standard routine so that gave us 9 no what a minute a late undecided 10th arrival; is he a Rucker, Knoter or interested in joining the pack? No amount of camaraderie coaxing could draw the 10th so off he drifted to wonder with out any real plan yet in his mind showing up was 1/2 the battle and a sure win.

    During the warm up the 8 were instructed to choose a partner, who was choosing who? Bogey Elgapo Rudy Architect vagabond PoolBoy

    Well it worked out and YHC ended up with some 49er from the hills of AR.

    Instructions: start with Red Barchetta (for those that know: know 100 SSH, 75 BBS, 50 Squats (Looking at Hawg either I shorted 10 or his youthfulness was just showing off) 25 Hand slap merkins, 10 Burpees
    Then straight to the bleachers for the stair snake upon completion run to the start 10 Burpees
    Then hit the field for a partner bear crawl push swapping 1/2 way.
    Once done head to the goal line where Hawg lead Mary until the 6 showed up.

    With that complete we met at some random spot on the track where we were going to run partnered 200s – Rudy was showing his smarts and pointed out to the Q that we had to move to the middle of the track to keep it fair.

    With a total mile complete we did a little
    Mary: 3 rounds of something then off to the pull up bars for 3 rounds of 3 with 5 Merkins between each round.

    Then line up at the track Bernie Sanders back to the start – several of the Yutes took off to push the pack.

    Finished with another round of Mary and a few April Fools promises of it being the last round.

    COT – with a little bit of passionate prayer for male leadership.

  • Honoring a Fallen Hero on Spy Wednesday – from Mayhem

    Disclaimer given to a party of 4, then 6, then HG arrived during warmarama giving us 7 to celebrate and remember… and Tenderloin

    Mosey to the parking lot
    AV, GG, PPP, MC, CC (Crab Cakes, a favorite of YHC)
    Then some arm stuff- AC, RAC, SC, OC, SL

    Mosey to the stands
    Site Q (@Mr. Rogers) has called for El Diablo this year to remember Fallen Heros
    We honored U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Edwardo Loredo with the Loredo workout
    He was killed 6/24/10

    The Thang:
    Rd1, Rd3, Rd5-
    24 squats
    24 merkins
    24 lunges
    400 meter run

    Rd2, Rd4, Rd6-
    24 Bobby Hurley
    24 merkins
    24 Bonnie Blair
    400 meter run

    Six rounds = 6th month of his passing
    24 reps = 24th of the month

    Ended with some Mary-
    Flutter kicks, x-factor, crunchy frog, protractor (and maybe one more?)

    COT
    Welcome back Sanbro
    Prayers for WP’s daughter and Tenderloin’s Glenda who “caught the dementia”

    Today is Spy Wednesday, so with the Holy Tridium upon us, remember the reason for the season

    Thanks for letting me lead on my birthday. SYITG.

  • Do Hard Things or KnOT – from Hawgcycle

    I stole the title from Mayhem. It’s too good not to use.

    The overarching lesson of the book Do Hard Things is that toughness is not created by mercilessly driving someone past their limitations. That’s the old-school way of thinking about toughness. Think Bear Bryant’s Junction Boys or any Indiana Hoosier Basketball team under Bobby Knight. But science shows that people must be given some level of control over their situation to develop true toughness. The theory being that if everything you ever do is for a dictator, then when faced with a tough situation, you will likely give up in the absence of the dictator.

    Tuesdays at Pontiff are not the typical F3 workout. Pai Gow takes the Q for almost all of them and he prescribes the sprint workout for the day. The pax has no control over designing the workout. That is always done by Pai Gow. However, he is far from a dictator. He gives instruction and goals for completing the workout, but leaves the rest up to the Pax as to how they want to complete the workout.

    Today PVC, Two Yutes and I were faced with a Pai Gow – less workout. We started with a slow one mile jog. At the end of our warm-up we had a decision to make. Do we continue to take it easy and slow jog the rest of the workout or do we borrow one of the sprint workouts that Pai Gow has given us in the past and push ourselves? Suddenly the most recent chapter of Do Hard Things started to make sense. The temptation to slow jog the rest of the workout was there, and had we been beaten down souls every Tuesday, we might have taken the opportunity to take a Tuesday off. But we are not beaten down souls. Our pre-fontal cortexes are fully engaged and they encouraged us to do the hard thing:

    The Thang:

    One Mile warm-up. Sprint a 100, 200, 300 and 400 with a 100m recovery between each. Finish with a 400m recovery lap. Then repeat the entire set. We did 3 sets and covered about 4.5 miles.

    Meanwhile Tenderloin did his own thing on the track, while Scantron dictated the KnOT workout to Rougarou. Does Rougarou have any control? Is he building toughness or just hatred for Scantron? Only Roug knows.

    Things we learned:

    • Mosquitos eat bitcoin
    • More NHL players are born in January than any other month.
    • Dentists open at 7:00 am

  • 9 to the Left is 2 to the Right – from Hawgcycle

    Warm-Up:
    Moseyed to the t-ball field by the tracks. SSH x 20; IW x 20; LSS x 20; Tempo Merkins x 15; Windmills x 10; Jack Web to 10 (2:1 Air Press:Merkin)
    The Thang:
    We ran back to the rock pile to pick a rock and then returned to the t-ball field. We circled up and did a Rock Stack. We paused between each set of exercises to share the number of children each man has. Once we finished that we shared their names.
    • Man Makers x 5;
    • Man Makers x 5; Presses x 10
    • Man Makers x 5; Presses x 10; Squats x 15
    • Man Makers x 5; Presses x 10; Squats x 15; Curls x 20
    • Man Makers x 5; Presses x 10; Squats x 15; Curls x 20; Rows x 25
    • Man Makers x 5; Presses x 10; Squats x 15; Curls x 20; Rows x 25; Bench Press x 30
    We returned our rocks to the pile and finished with some Mary before Horses to the Stable back to the flag: LBC x 20; LBT x 20; Crunchy Frog x 15
    What we learned:
    • Hand Grenada named his kids Davis and Beauregard. Beauregard is a girl.
    • The Wedding Planner is a virile man (but we already knew that).
    • The most popular names among the pax kids were Colin, Christian, Colleen, Carrie, and Caligula
    • Mahatma and Boge named their kids the exact same thing
    • The Architect has never uttered a two-syllable word
    • Rudy originally told us he had three kids. When it came his turn to name them he only named two. He had originally miscounted.

  • 3 Stations – from Pool Boy

    5:30 Disclaimer given and we head to the parking lot between the Pavilion and the Senior Center.

    Warmups consisting of:
    SSH
    Abe Vigoda’s
    Cement Grabbers
    Arm Circles
    Toy Soldiers
    Imperial Walkers
    Mountain Climbers

    Thang
    With the help of my 12 year son the night before, rocks already at our location.

    Partner up
    3 stations – Rotate after 10 mins.
    Station 1
    Rifle carry from Pavilion to speed bump while partner does squats
    Station 2
    Lunge walk to senior center;partner curls
    Station 3
    Jump rope; partner runs to entrance stop sign

    Mary back at the flag.
    COT

  • The Mini Cooper – from Triple Shift

    As we are in the month of February for Run Cajun Run, I needed to get some miles and was planning on doing the Cooper. What is the Cooper you may ask? Well, it is a routine where you perform 10 burpees, 10 squats, and 10 merkins then run around the 400-meter track. After completing the lap, you perform 9 of each exercise then run a lap. Continue on your way down until you get to 1 rep of each exercise then finish up with a final 400-meter run.
    Because the track was underwater from JP’s effort to save the old Metairie neighborhood from flooding on Saturday night, it was still a sloppy mess, so I had to improvise. Sudden Change!

    With the steady drizzle, 50 degree temperatur, and heavy 20+ mph north wind, the track was out of the question so after I gave my disclaimer to the hearty few, we ran to the backside of the gym where the KOT gang resides under the large covered area.

    Warmarma – 10 Low Slow Squats IC, 10 slow imperial walkers (saw a great deal of balance issues) IC, 10 Lunge around the clock IC, 10 forward arm circles x IC, 10 Self Love IC, 10 reverse arm circles x 10, and finished with 10 burpees IC.

    The Thang – I gave the instructions of 10 burpees, 10 lunges each leg, 10 no cheat merkins, and 10 WW2 Sit-ups then run around the gym which is approximately 180-200 meters. After that round, each exercise will decrease by one rep followed by a lap around the gym. We picked up the six and then headed back to the start with a prisoner (arm up while running) Indian run.

    COT – Countoff, Namerama, and closed out with a prayer for Torque’s mom who passed away suddenly, my mom’s memory loss, and kids that are struggling with their identity. As always, I sent a petition to the Creator to help us be better fathers, husbands, employees, employers, and most importantly, virtuous leaders.

  • Just a Simple Beat Down – from Fracsac

    YHC thought the arctic vortex was behind us, but the breezy conditions kept the gloom chilly.
    Brief disclaimer given then mosey to rock pile for warmup which consisted of mostly normal stuff. 5 burpees thrown in due to lack of clapping during grass grabbers.
    Grab a rock and head to field where cones are set up. Pax given a choice. Choose B or D. With D being the winner, we started a Dora 1…2…3.
    100 burpees 200 LBCs and 300 squats. Partner walks rock out predetermined distance, completed 5 x SSH and returns. Flapjack until complete.

    Ring of fire. OH press x 2 rounds, followed by ‘mericans x 2 rounds.

    Do some stuff at each cone. MoT between cones varied from lunge to bear crawl to Peter Parker’s.
    Stuff included Catalina wine mixers, squats, flutter kicks, big boi situps and Honest Abes.

    Return the rocks and head back to the flag.

    CoT

    NMM
    RunCajunRun is happening in February. Sign up!

    YHC reminded the pax of the 5 core principles and the mission. Keep up the great work!

    YHC was asked what the B stood for? You’ll find out next time YHC Qs.

    SYITG