F3 New Orleans

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  • Renaissance 2019-08-04

    Had a good turnout today, with 5 PAX total: Catfish (Q), Chips, Triple Shift, Tanner, and Smooth.

    Started with a quick mosey around the museum, then side sraddle hop in on the adjacent lawn. Went right into a Wilt Chamberlain (sprint 3 tree lengths, 100 LBCs, sprint, 100 squats, sprint, 100 flutter kicks, sprint, 100 jump lunges. Then went down to our faces for some Worst Merkins Ever (Wide Merkin, Regular Merkin, Diamond Merkin sequences – see the Exicon for more detailed description). From there we moved to the light posts for a route 66 with burpees.

    Mosey to the fountain for some incline Merkins, followed by left and right step ups, then some low slow squats.

    Moseyed to the Foundry for a one minute hang, followed by a one minute snake jump, then another one minute hang, followed by one minute of LBCs, then a 30 second hang, followed by a minute of merkins while our arms were still burning. Kept the heart rate up with some more side-straddle hop.

    Moseyed back toward the start point, with a quick sprint around the museum to finish strong. Name-o-rama, COT, coffeeteria.

    Great start to the week! Thanks to all who attended and participated.

  • Okwata in the Fall

    Or at least it felt that way. The 22 PAX present were treated to 71 degrees and a beautiful sunrise this morning. They were also treated to: LEG DAY. (After Screw Top’s beatdown the previous day, YHC was in no mood for Merkins or Burpees)

    Mosey to the center of the intersection no one ever uses (possibly because we are in it) for

    • Mountain climbers
    • Scorpion kicks
    • SSH
    • Arm Circles
    • Hill Billies
    • All x20

    Split into 2 groups for the second running of the Single Reverse Indian Run. Like an Indian Run, but all the PAX run the loop and up and down the levee, while the last in line peels off and runs the opposite way around the loop.

    20 second count, enough time to stretch out the hips with a little open the gate and close the gate.

    Next pair up for 5 Bernies and 5 Planks. PAX 1 runs backward up the levee while PAX 2 holds one of 5 different planks, starting with high, low, left, right, and ending with bows and toes. Alternate with partner after each plank and Bernie.

    Finally, a bit of DORA 1-2-3 OYO

    • 50 Money Humpers
    • 100 Jump Lunges
    • 150 Squats

    *After each exercise is completed, one sprint up the levee and back. We made it to, but not through the squats, when it came time to head back to the flag.

    Vigorous run back led by Smooth, just in time for 6:15, where we circled up and admired the sunrise. Hokie prayed us out. Thanks for pushing me today. – Kuch

    Total Mileage: 2.86 miles

  • Curls For The Girls, Lunges For The Ladies

    Is there a F3 name for writer’s block when mapping out a workout?  If so, YHC had a case of that leading up to the Uptowner on Fri.  Lots of good ideas brewing but hard to settle on which ones….maybe a tabata timer? do we fumble with a sweaty phone, music?, rocks or no rocks?  One rock or two rocks?  How muddy would it be from the rain and the the pumps?  Perhaps a 1000 rep workout but would there be time?  How do you pick?  Well, YHC picked up Amnesty in the original LCC and tapped his old and wise brain while in route.  We decided on a few tweaks, and would make sure to incorporate curls since he would be beach bound the following day.  As to the clocked neared time for kickoff, it was good to see a mix of F3 veterans and rookies alike trickling in, including a FNG.

    After the disclaimer, YHC informed the PAX the plan may change on the fly and we’d hone in on upper body and core since many of us were still recovering from running the GN.  Here’s what we did:

    Warmup – IW, WM, AC, SSH, LSS, all IC

    COP #1 – We grabbed two rocks, one large for curls, etc. and one med/small “good form” rock.  Circled up for Curls, Tricep Ext, Rows, Alt Lunges, V-roach w/rock), Chest Press, one min plank…maybe one or two more?  Rinse and repeat.  

    Drop the rocks and bear crawl approx 50-60yds to light pole, then mosey to the water fountain for hydration.  There we circled up by the benches for:  Dips, LLSU, RLSU, Dips, all IC.  Then a mosey back to the track, with a 50-60yd lunge walk before heading back to the rock circle.

    COP#2 – Round robin style with alternating core and/or upper body exercises.  The PAX took turns leading merkins on rock, curls, chest press, skull crushers, scoops, merkins, LBC w/ rock, all IC.   
    Deposited rocks and finished up with a minute of hip flexor stretching.   

    We capped things off with a COT.  Welcome FNG Shocker who is an up-and-coming low voltage video and alarm guru.  Prayed for Mambi’s father and Holy Grove’s father as they struggle with health issues and daily things we all may take for granted.  Also prayed for gratitude and a few other intentions. 

    Hopefully this workout helped Amnesty look buff on the beach this week and his M was the envy of every lady around.  And hopefully everyone else left stronger than when they came.  As always, thanks to the PAX for the continued motivation.  Always a pleasure to lead. 

    Tool   

  • Gnarly Nutria IV The Uptown Funk

    Gnarly Nutria IV The Uptown Funk

    YHC began Wednesday morning like any other Wednesday morning with a quality 45 minute beatdown at Popeyes (this Wednesday led by the always dangerous Darkwing Duck). YHC’s thoughts quickly turned to the Gnarly Nutria as a nutria was spotted by Hokie Pokey running in the grass near the Pax. YHC took this as a strong omen for an upcoming victory for the World. The native nutria had come out from its hole to bless the World on the morning of the Gnarly Nutria.

    YHC’s confidence continued to grow as he arrived at the Gnarly Nutria to see members of the World surrounding him as the World came out in force. Surely the World would continue their winning streak and extend their dominance over the Uptowners on their home turf. Reluctant Yankee shouted out the rules and scoring system and led the racers to the starting line.

    A record 91 men lined up for the 4th running of the Gnarly Nutria. 51 for the World. 28 for the Uptowners. 12 for the Northshore. After an odd 2 minute countdown, the runners were off in the humidity and the heat for 5.4 miles of sweaty, stupid joy.

    As YHC rounded the first turn of the Gnarly Nutria with Tua and Heisenberg by his side, he his extreme confidence in a victory began to fade and he knew the world might be in trouble in spite of their superior numbers. A mass of Uptowners burst forward past him with a speed the World would be unable to match.

    Then the funk hit. YHC doesn’t want to know what the Uptowners are doing in their fabled Audubon park but the stink of the park was strong last night and surely slowed down the time of the World and the NorthShore who aren’t accustomed to the Uptown Funk.

    Flatline can hold his head high and claim the title “Fastest Man in F3NOLA” for the next 12 months. Flatline finished the Gnarly Nutria IV in a blistering fast 33 minutes. ESPN8 came in second with 35 minutes. In-Time came in third with a time of 38 minutes. Mulligan finished fourth with 39 minutes and Isobar rounded out the top 5 with 39 minutes and 40 seconds.

    4 of the top 5 were Uptowners with In-Time the top finisher for the NorthShore and Shuffles coming in 7th with the top place for the World. Thanks to their domination in speed, the Uptowners overcame the World’s superior numbers.

    The Uptowners won Gnarly Nutria IV with 326 points.

    The World came in second with 260 points

    Northshore came in third with a respectable 127 points coming from only 12 runners.

    Tripleshift wins the award for most significant run of the night as he rucksaked the race in honor of Terabyte who went to be with his Savior, Jesus Christ earlier this year.

    Bogey wins the award for most beautiful face of the night. Thanks for keeping score and being the pretty face waiting for us at the finish line.

    The After Party

    The Pax of 91 – 5 gathered together for post-race Name-O-Rama and the announcements of the winner and top finishers. The Pax began with a moment of silence and prayer thanking God for Terabyte and the role he played in F3NOLA.

    Followed by a far too long Counterama, followed by a far too long Name-O-Rama, the Pax named 9 FNGs. I am guessing that is a new F3NOLA FNG record. Welcome to Mallrats, Bangs, Johnny Football, Polaroid, Mumbles, Body Shots, Incandescent, Apollo, and Hot Pants.

    The Pax gathered together for the infamous sweaty ball-o-man as YHC closed the Pax out in prayer thanking God for the evening and asking Him to use F3 to impact the lives of more men in NOLA. F3 means so much to all of us and may we not hog and hide the friendship, accountability, and growth we have received in F3. Continue to find those men at your work, neighborhood, and in your families who are isolated and struggling. The average American man has less than one friend. YHC has 91. You have 91. Pass this friendship on to others.

    Your Humble Correspondent,

    Rev Sox

    The Results

    1. Flatline
    2. ESPN8
    3. In Time
    4. Mulligan
    5. Isobar
    6. Waterpik
    7. Shuffles
    8. Turbo Tax
    9. Cavalier
    10. Mahatma-Ice
    11. Screw Top
    12. Cowbell
    13. Tinkles
    14. Saban
    15. Fetch
    16. Baby Bjorn
    17. FNG Alex
    18. El Guapo
    19. Sea Biscuit
    20. Sandbar
    21. Rudy
    22. Ya Mom’n Dem
    23. 86
    24. Shorty
    25. SOGO
    26. Jadaveon
    27. Two Yutes
    28. FNG Deano?
    29. Backdraft
    30. Jesus Juice
    31. Nip Tuck
    32. FNG
    33. Heisenberg
    34. Speedy Gonzalez
    35. Quarter Pipe
    36. Bartman
    37. Rev Sox
    38. Tua
    39. FNG
    40. Shooter
    41. FNG
    42. Pai Gow
    43. Amnesia
    44. Bongo
    45. FracSac
    46. Ocho
    47. FNG
    48. Einstein
    49. Nine Lives
    50. Kuch
    51. Kiss
    52. Tool
    53. Baywatch
    54. Gideon
    55. Chewy
    56. Reluctant Yankee
    57. Gumby
    58. FNG
    59. PoBoy
    60. Woz
    61. FNG
    62. FNG
    63. War Eagle
    64. Tanner
    65. FNG
    66. Hawg
    67. Surge
    68. Chowda
    69. Chips
    70. Darkwing Duck
    71. Hokey Pokey
    72. Triple Shift
    73. Jose 10k
    74. Bushwacker
    75. Brown Bag
    76. Earmuffs
    77. Squeal
    78. Moist
    79. DaParish
    80. Uncle Si
    81. Colonial
    82. Mambi
    83. Short Bus
    84. Left Eye
    85. King Kong
    86. Amnesty
    87. Seaman
    88. Cash Bar
    89. Gold Bar
    90. FNG
    91. FNG

  • Braving the Mountain through the Harsh Mist and Drizzle

    Although lightning and thunder was forecast for Friday morning, the city of New Orleans was lucky to avoid the worst, especially after Wednesday. So 31 PAX gathered on a gloomy, humid, damp Friday morning intent on running some ramps in a parking lot for no reason other than the fact it’s hard.

    A brief, yet still somewhat rambling disclaimer was given, and at 5:30 we set off to get after it.

    Warm-up

    Mosey up St. Charles and back down to grassy area in front of Tulane for a quick warm-up of

    • SSHx20
    • ISWx20
    • Peter Parker Peter x20 each
    • Arm Circles 10/10
    • 10 burpees OYO to clear our heads of the backwards counting that always throws YHC off.

    Mosey to the base of the Mountain for

    • 10 Merkins I/C, sprint one ramp, mosey one ramp
    • 10 Burpees OYO, sprint one ramp, mosey one ramp
    • 10 8-count bodybuilders OYO, sprint one ramp, mosey one ramp
    • 10 angle grinders I/C, sprint one ramp, mosey one ramp
    • Bernie Sanders one ramp, mosey one ramp

    When we arrived at the top, it was a bit damp for the work we needed to do, so we headed down a level for some Catch Me if You Can in 3 rounds and 3 lines to keep it moving:

    • Rd 1: Squats while everyone else holds Al Gore; (when the person in front of you hits 5, you start, at 10, you run down a ramp and back up the stairs and back in line)
    • Rd 2: jump squats
    • Rd 3: jump lunges

    Next, a little tabata for fun. Nothing quite gets the heart rate up like some high intensity tabata. 25 on/10 off. 8 exercises, crowd choice. We ended up doing:

    • flutter kicks
    • Box cutters
    • Burpees
    • 8 count bodybuilders
    • merkins
    • LBC’s
    • 2 other exercises I cannot remember

    The rule was, if you don’t remember the exercise you suggested when it’s up, then we do burpees. Incidentally and unrelated, everyone remembered his exercise.

    Finally, some Mary to seal the deal. 5 exercises

    • American Hammers (FracSac)
    • Leg raises (King Kong)
    • 3 exercises by YHC I cannot remember

    Mosey back to the Flag and arrive exactly at 6:15… or you know, right around that time. COT, name-o-rama, and a prayer of thanks. Thanks for letting this lakeview pax lead the uptown workout.

  • Stairway to 7

    16 men met in the early morning sweltering humidity known as a typical NOLA morning gloom in July.  QIC was anxious to get back to an F3 regiment after returning from a beach vacation where most exercise was pulling chairs and ice chest to and from the beach….oh and a fair amount of adult beverages!  Thinking most that might show up for his Q would anticipate a block beat down, thought was given during the 4 hour drive home as to how this Muscleship Q would go.  Ah the tree line near NOMA brought back memories of one of the toughest obstacles ever done…..the climb of stair way to heaven (details given during the workout, you had to be there to understand).  So using this as motivation the stair way to 7 was concocted!

    Disclaimer then encouragement that in order to grow one has push beyond one’s comfort zone!

    Mosey around the field, then line up tree alternating legs 7 each front leg lifts, right then left side lung.

    Circle up – all in cadence x 7

    Peter Parkers

    Merkins

    Scorpion kicks left & right leg

    Country crab leg lift to a dip

    Side Straddle Hops

    The journey to the stairway to 7!

    1st Climb UP:

    Line up tree 0

    One double under

    Run to tree 1

    Two Merkins

    Run to tree 2

    Three double unders

    Run to tree 3

    Four Merkins

    Run to tree 4

    Five double unders

    Run to tree 5

    Six Merkins

    Run to tree 6

    7 of each double under / merkins

    All of finish go directly to plank waiting and active recovering until the 6

    30 seconds rest

    1st Climb DOWN – Descending double

    At Tree 6

    7 ea double under / merkins

    Run to tree 5

    6 ea

    Run to tree 4

    5 ea

    Complete the descent until tree 0 reached and 1ea double under / merkin

    1 minute rest

    2nd Climb UP

    Same concept except this time the effort doubles

    Tree 0

    2 Carolina Dry Docks

    BEAR CRAWL between trees.

    Tree 1

    4 Carolina Dry Docks

    Then

    6, 8, 10, 12, 14

    Again once finish hold a plank and wait with active recovery.  30 secs rest

    2nd Climb Down

    Same concept except this time add plank jacks after Dry Docks

    At Tree 6

    14 ea Dry Docks /  Plank Jacks

    Run, Mosey or Slow Mosey between trees

    12 ea

    same

    10 ea

    Complete the descent until tree 0 reached and 2ea Dry Docks / Plank Jacks completed

    3rd Climb Up

    Partner up

    At Tree 0

    Pax 1 sits with arms extended out in a cross; Pax 2 performs a Merkin then jumps over one arm of Pax 1 and completes another Merkin.

    Pax 2 and Pax 1 flap jack the movement.

    NOW Pax 2 on the ground flips to extend legs for Pax 1 to grab in order to wheelbarrow to Tree 1.

    At tree 1 Pax 2 remains on the ground, extends arms Pax 1 will do the Merkin/Jump over 2 times. Then flap jack the movement.  This time Pax 1 will be the wheelbarrow to tree 2.

    This continues to tree 6 with the Merkin/jump over rising to 7 each side.

    Once complete mosey to get water.

    Final Climb 7 min AMRAP: (2) 3 min with a 1 min rest in between

    7 squat jumps

    7 incline merkins

    7 decline merkins

    Run across the short width of the field and back

    repeat

    Circle Up for Mary:

    2 min plank – start at low plank 30sec – rise to high plank 15sec then in cadence 7 opposite hand to foot touches, transition back to low plank

    1 min rest

    Rinse and repeat.

    Then in cadence 7 scoops, 7 flutter kicks, 7 V Ups

    Head to the flag……wait 1 minute: 7 Burpees OYO

    DONE!

    COT – Life is a bless and we know not the day or time.  Reflection of the 4 young girls (3 recent LSU graduates) that were tragically killed in a helicopter crash over the Holiday week.  Stay focused to be appreciative, open to forgive as well as being forgiven.  God Bless!

  • Repeat Miles

    Now that we switched to every other week for the “Danger Zone” Monday Speed work out, even more of a reason to make each beatdown count.

    My first Q for Danger Zone, but not a stranger to speed workouts. Overall good showing for a Monday after a holiday break, the heat and humidity just continue to get worst everyday….

    Started off with some overall dynamic stretches for 100 m and then

    IW X 15

    Grass Grabbers X 15

    PP X 15

    I have put off the work out for long enough….

    Very simple workout this morning, (3) repeat miles, run them as you would a standalone mile and give it your best, track time for each and try to top the last mile.

    After the second mile, the heat got to some and shirts were getting pulled off, then the references to the work out title, Volley ball game in jeans, aviator glasses, bomber jackets. If you are going to add all that in a future work out, next in line is to bring a couple lights weight towels for “towel snapping”, this has gone too far….

    2nd and 3rd miles went well, everyone gave their best.

    Finally some stretching as we waited for final pax to come in.

    Final count off, name-a rama, announcements, intentions and COT. In the intentions, we had requests for Cancer scans and my wife was getting her wisdom teeth out at age 43. Well as an update, all went went well with the removals. However, as a surprise, turns out the surgeon on the procedure is F3’s “Dirty Dell”. Many thanks as she was in good hands.

    See you on the radio and in the gloom.

    Bongo

  • 1776 Merkins and a tour of Okwata

    Well, that’s what 1776 Merkins feels like! I’m glad we decided to share them as a group…

    This was my first Q and we had an amazing attendance with very special guests from uptown. The idea was to get a little tour of Okwata and also celebrate America by doing Merkins and planking after each quick run.

    We started at the flag, moseyed to the “round thing with water in it” for 20 merkins, arm circles, Side straddle hops

    We then ran on top of the levy to canal for: 20 Merkins, bear crawl across canal on top of Levy, Then 20 Merkins

    Next, we ran down the levy to the “circle of benches” for an assortment of excercises including 20 Merkins, American hammers (thanks for reminding me how to do them! Lol), dips, derkins, low slow squats.

    Next, we ran to the parking lot by the “family reunion center” and did 20 Merkins, side straddle hops, imperial walkers,  Peter Parker’s, dying cockroaches.

    We then ran back to the “circle of benches” and did 20 Derkins, low slow squats, grass grabbers, box jumps, dips, each of these separated with a 180 degree rotation (jog) around around the circle.

    The group agreed to a “one minute of standing at attention” (maybe we can make a name for this) to honor our military.

    Back to the flag for20
    More merkins and cot.

    At some point we did some burpees for good measure. Can’t remember when though…

    Special thanks to all For putting up with my lack of consistency in beginning the exercises and to Sogo for remaining me the names of exercises. Also thanks to Screwtop for signing me up for this Q! He missed a good one!

    Pax:

    King Kong, Angie’s list, Breadsticks, Catfish, Hockie pokey, Shuffle, Dirty dell, Triple shift, Tanner, Surge, High rise, Ya mama and them, Walleye, Frack sack, Bongo, Willy , So go , Jingle vador, Smooth, Tool, Shuffles, Undertaker 

  • An Extra 5 seconds of Fun

    • Temperature: bad
    • Humidity: bad

    21 men gathered this morning for a Foundry workout. Like the Stomp, this workout – led by Amnesty since the olden days – has continued to grow, and the new faces are welcome additions. In fact, we had a late addition today from Butter, bringing the total to 22. He joined us for the COT, and plans to make some workouts soon.

    Quick Warmup (we’ve got work to do)

    • Mosey to the track
    • ISWx10
    • SSHx20 (some complaints from Amnesty and Bogey about YHC’s failure to instruct the already standing PAX to get in “position” before this one. Leaving this here for their next Q’s, where I’m sure their instructions and cadence will be perfect)
    • Peter Parker Peter x20 each
    • Arm Circles x10 each way
    • Line up in 2 lines and Indian Run to the Foundry

    The Thang: 8 Stations, 4 rounds on a Tabata timer of

    • Derkins
    • Jumping Rope
    • seated dips
    • Burpees
    • Pull-ups
    • Jump Squats
    • Bird Dogs
    • Side to side jumps over the snake

    We’ve done something like this workout a few times, so YHC decided to up the difficulty a bit by changing the timer from 20 seconds on, 10 off, to 25 seconds on, 10 off. That extra 5 seconds took a toll, but everyone persevered thanks to the rocking tunes.

    Quick mosey back to the track for some static stretching led by High Rise because why would I lead stretching when there is an actual physical therapist there who went to school for this sort of thing? T-claps to High Rise for always being up to the task.

    Mosey to the flag, little planking for the ISI challenge this month, and COT and a prayer. Thanks for having me.

  • Not Spartacus

    For those who expected Spartacus, they were disappointed……at first.  After the DISCLAIMER, let’s mosey and take a left out the gage.  In life you have to expect the unexpected.  We circled up in a parking lot by the backside outdoor gym.

    -SSH X 30 IC

    -IW X 30 IC

    -Mt Climbers X 30 IC

    -Arm Circles X 30 IC (15 ea dir)

    -LSS X 20 IC (hold at the bottom)

    Count off “1”, “2”, “1”, “2”…etc…  Form up in two columns, “1”s on left and “2”s on the  right.  Let’s Indian Run to the Rock Pile.  Grab your friend and head to the ball field.  Make two piles, “1”s and “2”s, then line up.  It’s time to move Boss Kean’s Rock Pile.  The pile was moved across the field.  When last rock left the pile, the pax moved to the end to keep going.  Time to move them back.  T-Claps to Mahatma challenging group “1” to see who would finish first….Group “2” did their 10 burpees.  YHC correspondent had the winners, Group “1” do 5 Manmakers…..they’re still trying to figure it out….

    Let’s head to the Spartacus Arena (the shelter). 

    -Shoulder Press X 20 IC

    -Squats X 20 IC

    -Curls X 20 IC

    -Step-Ups Right Leg X 20 IC

    -Step-Ups Left Leg X 20 IC

    -Chest Press X 20 IC

    -Shoulder Press X15 IC

    -Squats X 10 IC

    -Curls X 15 IC

    -Step-Ups Alternating Legs X 15 IC

    -Chest Press X 20 IC

    Times Up!  Take your friends home and mosey to the SF.  Plank and wait.  Countoff, namerama, announcements, shoutouts and a prayer. 

    WELCOME FNG-Coin Star

    Q: Amnesty

    PAX:  Boo-Boo, FNG-Coin Star, War Eagle, Hokie Pokie, Tanner, Dark Wing Duck, High Rise, Billy Goat, Left Eye, Marlin, Kuch, Bogey, Mahatma, Jingle Vader, Reluctant Yankee, Jesus Juice, Rugaroux, Smooth, Scantron, Madulaoblongata, M-Bop, Screw Top, Handgrenada, Amnesty-YHC