F3 New Orleans

Tag: Swolefest

  • Three’s a Party! – from Squints

    Warmup:
    Lap around the Sculpture
    SSH (Side Straddle Hops) x 20
    Slow Abe Vigoda x 11
    Grass Grabbers x 10
    Side Steps
    Arm Circles (Forward) x 10
    Arm Circles (Reverse) x 10
    Seal Claps x 10
    Moroccan Night Clubs x 10

    Main Workout (30-second sets, 4 rounds):
    Round 1: Curls, Dips, Y’s, Farmer’s Carry
    Round 2: WW3 Sit-Ups, Rows, Burpees (with block), Gas Pumpers
    Round 3: Man Maker Merkins, Reverse Snow Angels, Skull Crushers, Heavy Squats

    Quick Round:
    Rotator Cuff Exercises
    Side Planks (both sides)
    Heavy Freddy Mercury’s

    COT:
    Countarama
    Namarama
    Announcements
    Intentions
    Prayer

  • The Return of Cheese Steak – from Squints

    SSH x 20
    Slow Abe Vigodas x 10
    High Knees Across the Lot
    Imperial Walkers x 10
    Hillbillies x 10
    Side Steps Across the Lot
    Arm Circle Forwards x 10
    Arm Circle Backwards x 10
    Seal Claps x 10
    Butt Kicks Across the Lot
    Peter Parkers x 10
    Shoulder Taps x 10
    Monkey Humpers x 10
    Bear Crawl Across the Lot
    Mosey Around the Statue

    Tabata Thang #1
    1. World War 3 Sit Up
    2. Skull Crushers
    3. Handstand Around the World
    4. Curls

    Tabata Thang #2
    1. Burpee with Coupon
    2. Wife Pleaser with Coupon
    3. Single Arm Kettle Bell Swing
    4. Reverse Snow Angel

    Tabata Thang #3
    1. Dips
    2. Cinder Block Step Ups
    3. Incline Merkin Rotating Hands on Coupon
    4. Gas Pumpers

    Round of Mary
    1. V Sit Up
    2. Penguins
    3. (Insert Saban Exercise)
    4. Wife Pleaser
    5. American Hammers

    COT: Count-A-Rama, Name-A-Rama, Announcements, Intentions, Sweaty Ball of Man

    Have a Great Week, HIMs!

  • Blazing 80 Degrees of Swolefest – from Squints

    The temperature on the dashboard said 80 degrees as I pulled up to Swolefest today. I’m going to take the car in later today to have that checked out.

    Warmarama started with a mosey over to the Foundry.
    SSH x 15
    Grass Grabbers x 10
    Windmills x 10
    Mountain Climbers x 10
    Shoulder Taps x 10
    Arm Circles F & B x 10
    Overhead Claps x 10
    Pull Ups x 5
    Dips x 20
    LBCs x 30

    Mosey Back to Children’s Museum

    The Thang was timed by a PAX member thrusting a 50lb slam ball across the Children’s Museum walkway, while everyone else:

    Bench
    Skull Crusher
    Curls
    Squats with Cinder Block
    Cinder Block Burpees
    American Hammer w/Cindy
    Rows
    Cinder Block Swing
    Heavy Freddie
    Heavy Step Ups

    Finished up at 6:15.

    COT: Count-A-Rama, Name-A-Rama, announcements and prayers.

  • Even the Mosquitoes got Swoll – from Mahatma

    Roughly 2 weeks ago scanning the Q sheet I saw an opportunity to travel outside the norm and signed up for Swollfest. Of course some habits are deeply engrained so leaving at 5:15 pushed the envelop, YHC pulled up at 5:30, shoes untied. Thankfully the LVCC crew was locked and loaded with blocks pulled waiting and ready.

    Warm Up at various cadence intervals
    Scantron x 2
    Mnt Man Poopers
    AbeVegodas
    Side Lunge
    SSH
    Front lung with arm circles
    Grass Grabbers

    Tabata 30 on 10-0 off some with blocks
    Mnt Climbers
    TriCep Extensions
    Jump Sqt
    Curls
    Front Lunge with block on your back

    3 Rounds – JesusJuice informed YHC there are several timer apps created eons ago and was curious why it wasn’t being used!? Apparently the “ding” is a motivator.

    365
    3-Burpees
    6-Box Jumps
    5 – Rounds
    OYO

    Circle up for Mid Mary
    Dr W’s
    Leg Raise
    Opposite Leg Raises

    AMRAP 10 minutes
    All 20 reps except Burpees x 5
    Rows
    Burpees
    Kettlebell swing
    Over Head Press
    Sqt front raises

    Oh all to the tunes from Rock City

    Another Round of Mary
    Gas Pump to scissor kick
    XFactor
    WWI sit ups

    Finisher 2 rounds of Indian Push Ups
    Note – YHC had a brainfart in that the end of the line was supposed to complete the entire snake of the line – flip flopping from the end through he beginning (my explanation may not be communicated well so I’ll have to Q again to get it right). That said shout out to squints and other pax that completed the gauntlet twice.

    COT
    Good to see other pax that are showing up consistently holding each other accountable. Thanks be to God.

  • Hidden Messages – from Glitter Balls

    I smashed my finger in the drawer last night getting my clothes ready for today’s beatdown so we were already off to a great start.

    In the notes for this one I titled it “Gregorian Chant Music Mondays” as a deliberate feint – but it was still an eclectic playlist, although curated for a specific message:

    Tabata, 8 rounds x3 – 1:10 up, 0:25 recovery.

    Skullcrushers
    Overhead Press
    Curls
    Rows
    Lunge Twist
    Squats
    Block Merkins
    Flutter Kicks

    The Playlist:

    Falling Away From Me – Korn
    Old Town Road – Lil Nas X
    … Ready For It? – Taylor Swift
    Tonight, Tonight – The Smashing Pumpkins
    You’re Welcome – Dwayne Johnson (Moana Soundtrack)

    You Oughta Know – Alanis Morissette
    Everybody Wants To Rule The World – Tears For Fears
    Anti-Hero – Taylor Swift
    Remember the Name – Fort Minor
    Supermassive Black Hole – Muse

    Only Girl (In The World) – Rihanna
    Let Me Find Out Part 1 – 5th Ward Weebie
    Down – 311

    Altogether the first letter of the titles is “FORTY YEARS OLD” – a day premature but it was fun making this real hit or miss playlist and getting it to fit the timeframe.

    COT

    FNG naming – welcome Conspiracy!

  • Working Through Some Emotions – from Glitter Balls

    366 days ago I saw my father alive for the last time. Taking a queue from Saban, I thought it’d be a good idea to Q as a way to remember him and to give myself some perspective on the gift of life I still have. I would have done it the day of, but the 28th would have been 610 Stomp so I figured what’s one day.

    Warmup: some number of SSH, Grass Grabbers, Windmills, Arm Circles, Mountain Climbers, IWs.

    Workout: Tabata. The app I use doesn’t allow for increments outside of 5’s so I couldn’t do my planned 72/28 (72, my dad’s age at passing, 28, the day he passed) so I opted for 70/25.

    Music: Some Spotify Playlist titled “60’s-70’s Mix” but they definitely snuck in Huey Lewis & the News so, let’s call it a grab bag of 60’s-80’s.

    3 Rounds of 8 Excercises with 1 minute recovery between rounds.

    Round 1:
    Decline Merkins on the block
    LBCs with block
    Squats
    Overhead Press
    Right Hand Rows
    Block Swings
    Heavy Freddy
    Calf Raises on the block or holding the block

    At Kuch’s encouragement, I shared some fun stories about my dad. This one was my dad forbidding my family from eating at R&O’s ever again after he lost the Grand Isle Tarpon Rodeo when a fisherman caught a Tarpon in Lake Ponchartrain in his nets and was encouraged by the owner of the restaurant to drive it down to the Rodeo. He did, and weighed it in as the winner. We never ate at R&Os again.

    Round 2:
    Incline Merkins on the block
    Big Boy Situps with feet in the block
    Skull Crushers on your six
    Curls
    Left Arm Rows
    Walleyes (seated or standing)
    Right Legged Wife Pleasers (foot on the block)
    Left Legged Wife Pleasers (foot on the block)

    This story involved my dad getting arrested in 1998 for attempting to bring a gun on a commercial flight to Florida. He was going fishing in Key West with some friends and my mom packed his bag for him, unaware that the bag had a false bottom where he stashed his .38. Security found it and it scuttled the trip and also gave my school’s principal a lot of fun firepower the rest of my 8th grade year. Thankfully this was all explained away pretty easily and there were no charges pressed. What a glorious time the 90’s were! I also speculated that perhaps my father was D.B. Cooper.

    Round 3:
    8 Count Body Builders
    Flutter Kicks with block
    Step Ups
    Box Cutters with block
    Normal Rows
    Thrusters
    LBCs
    Curls

    COT: Prayers for Tool’s father as he shared with us that his health is waning. Also prayers for Abacus’ mother, who also passed on March 28th 3(?) years ago. Even as we age, losing our parents is never easy, as I’ve learned this past year. There’s a childlike part of our brains that just expects them to always be there, even when we know they cannot.

    As an aside, I want to share how much F3 has meant to me in my grieving and reflection this last 6 months.

    I was at a birthday party for a friend’s daughter when Jesus Juice asked me how I was doing. An innocuous question we ask each other thousands of times but for some reason, that day I was open and honest with him: “Not great.”

    He offered to me to come workout on Monday, and for some reason, I did. Since then I’ve poured a lot of myself into fitness and diet, and I’ve achieved a lot of wins but most importantly, I’ve started to feel like someone I haven’t felt like in a long time. There’s encouragement and fraternity here and I’m forever grateful for his kindness that day.

    Additional thanks to my regular brothers at AO-CityPark, Kuch, Saban, Abacus, YaMomAnEm, Snooze, Mama’s Pride, High Rise and many more.

    Rest in Peace, Pops. <3

  • First MG Weekend Buy-Back – from Glitter Balls

    Temp: Cold Enough
    Conditions: Nice Enough

    Pax: Cheesesteak, High Rise, Cracklin, YHC.

    I woke up in the bushes outside the Children’s Museum sometime around 0500, daiquiri still in hand and both an umbrella and sunscreen on my person due to the schizophrenic weather of the weekend. Unsure of how I got there, I secreted my kids’ Mardi Gras ladder underneath the ramp only to find cinder blocks and 3 PAX staring at me.

    I guess I signed up to Q, how serendipitous.

    Quick mosey around the figure 8 into 20 SSH, 10 Forward/Reverse Arm Circles, 10 Moroccan Night Clubs, 10 Windmill, 10 Grass Grabbers.

    Partners, timer up ramp to gate and back.

    First set:
    50 Block Merkins
    75 Heavy Freddie’s (2:1)
    150 Step Ups (2:1)

    Second Set:
    75 Chest Press
    100 Block LBCs
    150 Squats

    Third Set:
    75/75/75
    Curls/Flutter Kicks (2:1)/Walleyes

    Mary:
    Heavy Freddies, Skullcrushers, Flutter Kicks, Chest Press

    COT.

  • Resolution to get Swole – from Mahatma

    Tribe of Swolefest

    Filling the empty Q slot I was looking forward to the change of Monday morning scenery! Pulling up there was an eager pax of 9 tugging blocks out from under the walkway, it’s Swolefest after all…..it would be like not using rocks at the Real RC or only doing 50 burpees at the Uptowner. All good an audible to the plan would be called.

    Warm up 
SSH
    
AbVagooda

    Mnt Man Poopers
    Shoulder Taps
    Peter Parkers
    Scorpion kicks
    Low slow squats

    Short mosey to the grass.

    10 silent – keep silent and thoughts focused on following the Q as to the transition to exercises:

    SSH

    Burpees
    
Merkins
    
High plank
    
Plank Ups
    
VUps

    Repeat continuously until 10 minute alarm

    365

    3 Deconstructed Burpee (slow to Qs cadence)
6 Box Jumps
    
5 rounds

    Grab the blocks all Pax in a circle – 1 round of “All Day Baby”
    All Pax hold blocks overhead, 1 pax goes into the center performs 2 man makers then back to the circle, next pax to the center. Continue until all pax has done the 2 man makers.

    Place the blocks flat side down – block cross over push ups, left. 30 sec recovery – block cross over push ups, right.

    12 x front raises
    15 V Ups block extended
    20 block press
    20 WWII Sit Ups

    10 block curl / squat / press

    3 rounds
    Running man X 11
    15 air press
    Running x 11
    10 squat overhead press
    Running man x 15
    20 TriCep press

    Finisher
    Indian merkin chain

    COT
    Prayer for purpose and thanksgiving!

  • My Poor Decisions are Your Great Workout – from Glitter Balls

    Holiday parties are in full swing (’tis the season) and YHC had Friday and Saturday night engagements.

    It’s great to see friends and loved ones through the holidays and to celebrate with them. What’s not so great is how you feel after you celebrate.

    Tool voluntold me I had the Q this morning but in all honesty, I might have picked it up anyway, it’s good to exorcise the demons after a weekend of fun and frivolity.

    I’ve made it a habit in my life to find out important historical events of certain days or notable births/deaths. Fun fact, December 5 1901 is the day Walt Disney was born. I wonder what we can wring out of that.

    Warmup:

    20x SSH, Arm Circles, IW, Grass Grabbers – now the blood is moving, let’s start.

    Thang:

    5 Block Burpees OYO

    1- Partner Lunge Walks to top of ramp and runs back

    50 Walt Disney Worlds (Wide Merkin into Diamond Merkin)
    100 Block LBC
    150 Calf Raises

    2- Partner Bearcrawls to top of ramp and runs back

    50 Overhead Press
    100 Heavy Freddies
    150 Step Up

    3- Partner Bernie Sanders to gate and runs back
    50 Chest Press
    100 Curls
    150 Squats

    Mary: J-Lo, Penguins, Flutter Kicks (block above head), Big Boy Situps, Reverse Crunches, Box Cutters, Decline Shoulder Taps (probably 1 or 2 I forgot).

    COT.

    I offered up to PAX to keep in mind the holidays are a tough time for many, especially those grieving, lonely or less fortunate. While many of us are blessed with health, family and comfort, many are not and it’s important that we all hold them in our hearts and in our prayers through this time of year.

    SYITG
    -GB

  • A VQ Begins A 39th Trip Around the Sun – from Glitter Balls

    5:20am – 41 degrees. All but 5 of the cinder blocks are missing under the ramp.

    Off to a great start. Dispatch PAX to the Wisner Bridge cache and start setting up for VQ. Forget speaker.

    Putting the “V” in this “VQ” right off the bat.

    Let’s start while 2 heroic PAX are retrieving more blocks.

    The Thang:

    Warmup – 20x SSH, 20x IW, 15x Mountain Climbers, 15x Peter Parker, 1x “Get Cinder Blocks from Kuch’s Car”.

    Partner Sets –

    Set 1 – 50x Block Burpees, 100x Curls, 150x Rows – partner rifle carries block to top of ramp and back.

    Set 2 – 50x Block 8-Count Body-Builders, 100 Squats, 150 Block LBCs – partner runs to end of Museum landing and back.

    Set 3 – Both Partners together split 150 Step-ups, 200 1 Legged Wife Pleasers (w/ block).

    Mary – Skullcrushers, Heavy Mercury’s, Mountain Climbers, Flutter Kicks.

    6:15am – COT, Announcments, Intentions, Prayer, Fist Bumps.

    My 10th week of F3, my 10th week of Swolefest. To say this has been transformative is an understatement and I thank each an every man I’ve met and had push me over these 2.5 months time.

    Today was my birthday and I wanted to Q to kick off my last run of the 30’s strong, and as I said, begin a year wherein I walk into the doctor’s office at 40 and CHALLENGE them to test me!

    A big thank you to Kuch for always sending out that PM text to the LVCC and keeping us focused and engaged with each other. See ya’ll for my 11th Swolefest in 2 weeks, taking the family to go see the Mouse in Orlando for the holiday.