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Tag: Squeal

  • Blimping up Wolfpack Mountain

    It was a sticky morning at Wolfpack, there was a bit of milling around and a sense of restlessness amongst the PAX so we started with: 10 burpees, Then mosey to Loyola entrance for: SSH x 25 Windmill x 20 Red bull smurfjacks x 20 Mosey to the base of Wolfpack mountain BLIMPS to the (2 is 1) top, stopping at each end of the garage, repeating when complete with squats, in total: Burpees x10 Lunges x 20×2 Imperial walkers x30x2 Muricans x 20 Plank Jacks x 25 Squats x 30 Mary while we waited for the 6 Then plank to chatarunga runx30x2 Protractor for 2 minutes. Mosey to the benches at bottom of Wolfpack Real Fredy Mercury x 20 Crunchy Frog x 20 Mosey to holy name Stacked foot stagger hand muricans x15x2 American Hammer x 20, then doubletime to 40 Mountain Climbers x 20, the doubletime to 40 and good times were had by all.

  • Levee Lovin’

    We circled up along the Mighty Mississippi. Two minutes after getting ready with our first COP – a barely clothed couple frantically scampered up the levee and ran to their car. Young love. We were perplexed as to why they chose the rocky side of the levee instead of the very comfortable looking car they arrived in.

    Warm up: Hot potato, Halo, Figure 8, Around the back 30-45 secs

    Got in plank and passed the bells to the left using on the left arm. Then did it to the right. Did it each direction twice.

    Sealed the deal with 20 Kettle Bell swings

    Then we did rows L and R, curls, and merks L to R x 12

    Got back in plank and passed the bells L and R.

    Then we got on our six and did Russian Twist, L and R press and tricep lifts. x12

    Sealed the deal with 15 Kettle Bell swings

    Lined Up and then did 10 hammer swings and then ran 30 yards and then did 5 burpees (4 rotations)

    Back to our circle and did the plank pull with the kettle bells L and R – full circle

    Then we did chest press, suitcase pick up and put down, side dips and wife pleasers with kettle bell on pelvis (we did this for the people in the park)

    At this moment Angie’s List’s TUGBOAT came by for a closer look

    Then we did 5 Hammer swings

    Then we had a few minutes left for low country crab, and dead bugs!

    I am enjoying this workout – I hope we keep it going.

  • Slogging with the Best

    PAX think that YHC doesn’t like to mosey.  Well, they’re mostly right, because it sux.  Anyway, you gotta keep the PAX on their game.  So JV-style (not too extreme, nothing Mariah- or Bieber-like), today’s wet and soggy Birdcage includes moseying.  I mean it’s wet out there; might as well enjoy running through it.

    Warm-Up in the slosh in front of the zoo:

    • SSHs 57xIC
    • Kim Jong Uns 20xIC
    • Imperial Walkers(?) 20xIC
    • Low Slow Squats 20xIC
    • Merkins 20xIC

    Mosey up to the levee on the fly for some Elevens.  Start with one merk at the bottom of the hill and ten squat jumps at the top; continue until 10 merks at the top and one squat jump at the top.

    Mosey farther down (up?) the levee to pair up for patty-cake merkins.: 20 each hand.  Apparently, the PAX was incapable of counting and finished before YHC and his partner, Douille.  So rinse and repeat–correctly this time.

    Mosey to the Maze (or, as YHC was corrected, the Labyrinth) for Circle of Mary:

    • LBCs 20xIC
    • Flutter Kicks 20xIC
    • American Hammerx 20xIC
    • Dying Cockroach 20xIC
    • Penguins 20xIC
    • Big Boy Sit Ups 20xIC
    • Hello Dollys 20xIC
    • some other ones I no longer recall.

    Mosey back to the flag through the puddles for a minute (or two, maybe) of plank to finish at 6:15am at the dot (plus or minus).  Count Off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements and thanks for the soggy morning.  It was more moseying than YHC likes, but it’s good him. 

    I hope I got all the PAX.  Video notwithstanding, YHC thought there were 23 PAX.  But other PAX assured him there were only 22.  If YHC weren’t a ludite, he might actually know how to properly record a video.  So if I missed you, humble apologies.  Thanks, JV

    Nip Tuck, Peppa, Quarter Pipe, Quincy, Reluctant Yankee, Sandbar, Squeal, Three Way, Willie

  • The Summer Packet of Backblasts

    Much like my kids summer work for school some things are just hard to get done and 1/2-assed when they do get done. Apologies to school teachers and thorough backblast authors.

    Warm-up: Not really sure anymore. Combination of jacks and maybe grass grabbers.

    Warm up 2.0: Jog-sprint combo through the lights of the oak grove

    The Thing: Traditional items such as catch me if you can, jack web, legs and arms at the benches, sprint-jog alternates, Mary at the grassy knoll, Indian Run all the way home.

    Back to flag for namorama, and COT.

    …. now back to watching YouTube in my underwear!

  • Cool Front in July???

    19 strong PAX showed up on Wednesday morning with a surprise. At 75 degrees with low humidity in the middle of a brutal summer, meteorologists called it a cool front. PAX will take whatever weather Sky Q gives them. Reluctant Yankee showed up late, but he eventually found the PAX because he heard the Q’s cadence count echoing through the breeze throughout Audubon Park and Zoo. Needless to say, at 5:30 a.m., YHC gave his standard disclaimer and off we went!!!

    Moseyed on Magazine Street towards the field in front of Audubon Zoo.

    Warm-ups in cadence

    SSHs x 20

    Windmills x 10

    Arm Circles (both directions) x 10

    Hill Billies x 20

    Peter Parker x 20

    MCs x 20

    Parker Peter x 20

    (Total plank position time was 2.5 minutes at this point for the July ISI Challenge)

    The Thang

    Moseyed over to the statue in front of Audubon Zoo. Picked a partner. PAX did the following workouts.

    Round 1

    While one partner PAX was lunge walking from the statue to the stop sign, the other PAX was running around the loop to catch his partner. Flap jack and started lunge walking where the other PAX left off while the other partner was running the lap. Flap jack until the team reached the stop sign. Then the team will go back towards the statue from the stop sign. While one PAX was bear crawling, the other PAX was running the loop to catch up to his partner. Flap jack and bear crawled where the other PAX left off while the other partner was running the lap. Flap jack until the team reached back to the statue.

    (Total plank position time – add approximately 1 minute)

    Round 2

    DORA 1, 2, 3

    Each team finished the following exercises:

    100 – Squats

    200 – Hello Dolly

    300 – Shoulder Taps (Total plank time – add approximately 2 minutes)

    Each PAX did those exercises while the other PAX ran the same loop and flap jack.

    Round 3

    YHC decided to stay by the curbs in front of the statue and did the following in cadence:

    15 – slow incline merkins

    15 – Rocky Balboa

    10 – slow incline merkins

    10 – Rocky Balboa

    5 – slow incline merkins

    5 – Rocky Balboa

    Round 4

    PAX moseyed back to the field in front of Audubon Zoo. Picked a different partner. While one PAX was in low plank position, the other PAX did a burpee broad jump over his partner. Flap jack until each team reached the garbage can, which was about 15 -20 yards away. (Add about one minute to the plank position time).

    Sprint race – with the same partner, PAX did a sprint relay race. First PAX ran to the next garbage can and back (total distance was about 40 – 50 yards), tagged his partner and the partner did the same run. PAX did 2 rounds of the relay sprint race.

    PAX stayed on the same field and tried to find a dry spot for some Mary.

    Round 5 – Round of There’s Something About Mary

    • LBCs x 20 IC
    • Flutterkicks x 20 IC
    • Penguins x 20 IC
    • Dying Cockroach x 20 IC
    • One minute low plank hold (which added one more minute in the total plank time)

    In total – PAX planked for about 7.5 minutes. On this date, each PAX needed 12 minutes total plank time. YHC intended to help the PAX who are participating the July ISI Challenge…… including himself.

    COT

    Moseyed back to the flag at 6:15 a.m with COT. 19 PAX with a guest from F3 Cherokee, Georgia. Welcome Geek Squad. PAX are always grateful to have the physical and mental health to come out for a beatdown on a regular basis. Also prayed for safe travels for everyone during the summer. Thank You all again for the opportunity to lead. Always a pleasure to workout with my F3 brothers. SYITG.

    King Kong

    Lagniappe

    F2 Picnic at the Fly is around the corner on August 3rd. Brown Bag continues to self promote on his new release at every COT. King Kong used this opportunity with “speaking of beer”, Urban South should donate some for the upcoming picnic. Douille also jumped in by informing Brown Bag that there is no free advertising at the COT and will cost you something. In conclusion, we thank Brown Bag for donating a keg to the picnic. Squeal from Patois will also provide a dish for us. Pauly D also committed to prepare a Korean Short Ribs dish. Quarter Pipe called King Kong out about Galliano’s duck wings should be at the picnic. Thank You to all the PAX who are putting this picnic together. Hope to see everyone out there on Aug. 3rd.

  • Sunday Funday

    At 6:28, only YHC was present for Sweaty Bells. YHC was ready to give himself a good beatdown. At 6:30, Squeal made his Sweaty Bells debut. At 6:33, Jingle Vader rolled up. Then at 6:36, Seaman was our final PAX on this Sunday showdown. Needless to say, only Squeal heard YHC’s disclaimer.

    Warm-ups

    SSHs x 20 IC, Arm Circles (both directions) x 10 IC (thank goodness we did this before Seaman showed up), Toe Touches x 15 IC, MCs x 20 IC, Peter Parker x 20 IC, Parker Peter x 20 IC.

    Thang 1

    Low Slow Squats x 15 IC, Shoulder Presses x 10 IC, Curls x 15 IC, Manmakers x 5 OYO, Kettle Bell Swings x 15 OYO. PAX then lunge walked with the bell to the base of the Hill and did the following exercises:

    Ran over the hill with the bell

    10 shoulder presses OYO

    Ran back over the hill with the bell

    Curls x 15 IC

    Ran back over the hill with the bell

    Low Slow Squats x 10 OYO

    Ran back over the hill with the bell

    Thrusters x 10 OYO

    Ran back over the hill with the bell.

    Thang 2 – DORA 123

    100 – lunges with the bell

    200 – pulling the bell from right to left and left to right in plank position

    300 – LBCs with the bell

    While the other PAX was running over to the other side of the Hill and back with the kettle bell.

    COT

    Finished few minutes over at 7:18 a.m. since we started a little late with the late arrivals. Always thankful for the opportunity to lead. 4 Strong PAX. 3 out of the 4 PAX made it to PJs for coffeeteria. YHC is not so sure why JV was trimming on his toe nails at PJs. Photo credit – Seaman.

  • Better Late Than Never

    A little behind the times, apologies.

    Run and warm up at bandstand

    Side Straddle hop x 25

    Arm Circles x 10

    Backwards arm circles x 10

    Peter Parker x 20

    Parker Peter x 20

    Run down alley to Track

    Jog/Sprint alternating between the running men to Row Bars

    @Bars:

    4 Groups:

    10 Burpees: Count

    Jump Lunges

    LBCs

    Rows

    2 Line Indian Run To fountain

    Box Jumps x 15

    Dips x 15

    Right and Left Leg Power Ups x 20 each

    Jack Webb’s ascending to 10

    2 Line Indian Run to Pull-up Bars

    @Bars: 4 groups

    Murkins 15 count

    Dying Cockroach

    Pull-ups

    Hello Dolly

    Run to flag, Brushburn Named.

  • Hello Ladies

    “You guys make me so happy” – lady in the park

    “So many men and so little time” – lady at PJs

    “Go to the monkey bar, that’s where she stops….I’d pay to have her body slam me.” – Angie’s List

    urban dictionary –

    hello ladies
    what u say when u enter a room full of either
    a. nothing but fine women
    b. nothing but dorky guys
    c. one girl and more than 3 guys

    15 pax showed up for monday morning beatdown and a bit of flaunting for the ladies of Uptown.

    Quick disclaimer then moseyed to the bandstand. Warm-up: SSH x20, IW x15, Grass grabbers x15

    Moseyed to the track – Ran two running men then three burpees stopping at 12 burpees.

    COP #1 – 12 merks, 12 RTs (the ole Valdimirs) & 12 squats

    Back to track for another round of two running men, 3 burpees up to 12.

    COP #2 – 12 shoulder taps, 12 LBT & 12 Lunges

    Another round of two running men, 3 burpees up to 12 stopping at the benches.

    COP # 3 – 12 Derkins, 12 RFM, 12 LLSU, 12 RLSU & 12 Dips

    Prisoner run to the green for Mary: 20 Flutters, 15 hello dollys, 15 high dollys, 15 parker peters on elbows, 15 peter parkers

    Last round of two running men, 3 burpees up to 12 stopping at the monkey bars. Four groups – 12 pull-ups, RTs, merks & jump sqauts

    Ran back on the track to flag for plank-o-rama & 20 sec MI.

    Count-off, name-o-rama & prayer.

    Thanks for starting the week off right.

  • Rooster wants in

    I was about to go to bed on Tuesday night but I decided to check the Q in the AM and man was I disappointed to see that no one had signed up yet. So I took the Q and planned a run free beatdown in prep for the Gnarly Nutria later that night.

    The Humidity was ridiculous today.

    Jogged us over to the bandstand. Here we did a warmup SSH x 20, Lunges forward and backward x 20, Peters x 20, Merks x 15, Mtn CLimbers x 20, and Imp Walker Squats x 21

    Then we jogged over to the row bars.

    At the row bars we did Row x 20 as the count: other stations Burpees, Dying Roaches

    Then we hustled back to the bandstand. Here the rooster made his presence known. Lots of good mornings from that guy. We definitely wanted in on the circle. I wanted to save my legs for the Gnarly Nutria so we focused on core.

    PLANK O RAMA: 40 secs on the clock – 12 sec break I used a clock timer instead of counting cadence…Regular, Shoulder Taps, ABC Plank Jacks, Toe Touch, Parker Peters, Bear Crawl Jump, Plank Walk Reg, Glute Bridge with Leg Raises, Elbow Plank Punch, JLOS

    MARY: Again I used the clock to keep time on the activities. Hip Dips Left and Right, Fire Hydrant, Donkey Kick, Y T W, LBT, Bow to Superman, Russian Twist, Knees up with rotation, Full Dead Bug, Slow Bicycle O Mary, Low Country Crab

    We had just a few min left so we went to the benches: Dips, Delcine Toe Taps, and Bulgarian Slpit lunge L/R.

    Then we moseyed back to the flag – still getting heckled by Rooster.

    11 PAX in prep for the Gnarly Nutria!

  • Gnarly Nutria IV The Uptown Funk

    Gnarly Nutria IV The Uptown Funk

    YHC began Wednesday morning like any other Wednesday morning with a quality 45 minute beatdown at Popeyes (this Wednesday led by the always dangerous Darkwing Duck). YHC’s thoughts quickly turned to the Gnarly Nutria as a nutria was spotted by Hokie Pokey running in the grass near the Pax. YHC took this as a strong omen for an upcoming victory for the World. The native nutria had come out from its hole to bless the World on the morning of the Gnarly Nutria.

    YHC’s confidence continued to grow as he arrived at the Gnarly Nutria to see members of the World surrounding him as the World came out in force. Surely the World would continue their winning streak and extend their dominance over the Uptowners on their home turf. Reluctant Yankee shouted out the rules and scoring system and led the racers to the starting line.

    A record 91 men lined up for the 4th running of the Gnarly Nutria. 51 for the World. 28 for the Uptowners. 12 for the Northshore. After an odd 2 minute countdown, the runners were off in the humidity and the heat for 5.4 miles of sweaty, stupid joy.

    As YHC rounded the first turn of the Gnarly Nutria with Tua and Heisenberg by his side, he his extreme confidence in a victory began to fade and he knew the world might be in trouble in spite of their superior numbers. A mass of Uptowners burst forward past him with a speed the World would be unable to match.

    Then the funk hit. YHC doesn’t want to know what the Uptowners are doing in their fabled Audubon park but the stink of the park was strong last night and surely slowed down the time of the World and the NorthShore who aren’t accustomed to the Uptown Funk.

    Flatline can hold his head high and claim the title “Fastest Man in F3NOLA” for the next 12 months. Flatline finished the Gnarly Nutria IV in a blistering fast 33 minutes. ESPN8 came in second with 35 minutes. In-Time came in third with a time of 38 minutes. Mulligan finished fourth with 39 minutes and Isobar rounded out the top 5 with 39 minutes and 40 seconds.

    4 of the top 5 were Uptowners with In-Time the top finisher for the NorthShore and Shuffles coming in 7th with the top place for the World. Thanks to their domination in speed, the Uptowners overcame the World’s superior numbers.

    The Uptowners won Gnarly Nutria IV with 326 points.

    The World came in second with 260 points

    Northshore came in third with a respectable 127 points coming from only 12 runners.

    Tripleshift wins the award for most significant run of the night as he rucksaked the race in honor of Terabyte who went to be with his Savior, Jesus Christ earlier this year.

    Bogey wins the award for most beautiful face of the night. Thanks for keeping score and being the pretty face waiting for us at the finish line.

    The After Party

    The Pax of 91 – 5 gathered together for post-race Name-O-Rama and the announcements of the winner and top finishers. The Pax began with a moment of silence and prayer thanking God for Terabyte and the role he played in F3NOLA.

    Followed by a far too long Counterama, followed by a far too long Name-O-Rama, the Pax named 9 FNGs. I am guessing that is a new F3NOLA FNG record. Welcome to Mallrats, Bangs, Johnny Football, Polaroid, Mumbles, Body Shots, Incandescent, Apollo, and Hot Pants.

    The Pax gathered together for the infamous sweaty ball-o-man as YHC closed the Pax out in prayer thanking God for the evening and asking Him to use F3 to impact the lives of more men in NOLA. F3 means so much to all of us and may we not hog and hide the friendship, accountability, and growth we have received in F3. Continue to find those men at your work, neighborhood, and in your families who are isolated and struggling. The average American man has less than one friend. YHC has 91. You have 91. Pass this friendship on to others.

    Your Humble Correspondent,

    Rev Sox

    The Results

    1. Flatline
    2. ESPN8
    3. In Time
    4. Mulligan
    5. Isobar
    6. Waterpik
    7. Shuffles
    8. Turbo Tax
    9. Cavalier
    10. Mahatma-Ice
    11. Screw Top
    12. Cowbell
    13. Tinkles
    14. Saban
    15. Fetch
    16. Baby Bjorn
    17. FNG Alex
    18. El Guapo
    19. Sea Biscuit
    20. Sandbar
    21. Rudy
    22. Ya Mom’n Dem
    23. 86
    24. Shorty
    25. SOGO
    26. Jadaveon
    27. Two Yutes
    28. FNG Deano?
    29. Backdraft
    30. Jesus Juice
    31. Nip Tuck
    32. FNG
    33. Heisenberg
    34. Speedy Gonzalez
    35. Quarter Pipe
    36. Bartman
    37. Rev Sox
    38. Tua
    39. FNG
    40. Shooter
    41. FNG
    42. Pai Gow
    43. Amnesia
    44. Bongo
    45. FracSac
    46. Ocho
    47. FNG
    48. Einstein
    49. Nine Lives
    50. Kuch
    51. Kiss
    52. Tool
    53. Baywatch
    54. Gideon
    55. Chewy
    56. Reluctant Yankee
    57. Gumby
    58. FNG
    59. PoBoy
    60. Woz
    61. FNG
    62. FNG
    63. War Eagle
    64. Tanner
    65. FNG
    66. Hawg
    67. Surge
    68. Chowda
    69. Chips
    70. Darkwing Duck
    71. Hokey Pokey
    72. Triple Shift
    73. Jose 10k
    74. Bushwacker
    75. Brown Bag
    76. Earmuffs
    77. Squeal
    78. Moist
    79. DaParish
    80. Uncle Si
    81. Colonial
    82. Mambi
    83. Short Bus
    84. Left Eye
    85. King Kong
    86. Amnesty
    87. Seaman
    88. Cash Bar
    89. Gold Bar
    90. FNG
    91. FNG