F3 New Orleans

Tag: Space Cowboy

  • Burpees, Blockees, Baby Boo-Boo – from Bolt

    There was meaningful chatter and HCs in mumblechatter after YHCs roll call the night before and when the gloom came there was a generational slant to the pax who showed up—with Boo-Boo being the “baby” of the trio.
    Warmorama with a lower impact mobility start given the 150+ combined ages of the pax plus Scantron’s KnOTs the day before had my knees barking.

    The Thang: KnOT, lunge, high knee our way to JPAX but there was an accidental skip along the way so you know the tax: 5 burpees. Once at the destination: Begin with 5 minute EMOM of…10 BURPEES (MABA…duh), Boo-Boo was pleased.

    Prepare for possum altercation to retrieve coupons—no long-nosed cat to be found. Assembled pax for full body BD: 5 blockees followed by an exercise of 15 reps (con coupon) with 5 blockees between each exercise: squats, curls, big boys, alternating lunges, tricep press, flutter kicks, Yang squats, bent over rows, gas pumpers and finish with 5 blockees for a total of 55 blockees and just enough time to make our way back to the flag.
    COT: prayers for Wedding Planner’s daughter, gratitude, mental health and cancer struggles.

  • No Regrets – from Kenna Brah

    2 PAX for a BD in sub artic conditions
    Dropped of some toy at he LPAS, then met Space Cowboy.
    No one else was showig up, so we mosied to the JPAS in teh shltered area for Warmups
    Arm Circles, Self Love
    MM POOPERs
    Low Slow Squats
    Grass Grabbers

    Toy Selection:
    40# Sand Bag for OHP
    45# Bar For Curls
    20# Weight Plate for KBS
    40# Runsack for Chest Press
    56# Home Mace For swinging a dangerous instrument

    The Thang:
    Trot around the JPAS walking path
    Pick a Toy and do 20 Reps

    Got through 4 Rnds before we settled in for some much needed mobility stretching
    Mosey back to the vFlag for COT

  • I HATE the Cold, Madoff Made Me Do It – from Bolt

    YHC felt bad for fartsacking Monday and for not “Doing Hard Things” Tuesday so I put the word out on Slack that I HATE the cold BUT if I was the Q I’d HAVE to post which spurred Madoff to HC in the brutal cold as penance for missing a week+. My fate was sealed—I USE to like you, Madoff!

    I decided on a simple plan the night before to combat the likelihood that thinking too much about a sub freezing BD would lead me to fartsack.

    5 pax, including Thibodeaux DR from Memphis, immediately departed the flag via mosey to JPAX, requisite opening song in tow, so a less windy warmorama could ensue. Along the way Hawg jumped in and immediately regretted his decision to leave the comfort of Pontiff for ANOTHER BD featuring the disastrous playlist that has become part of the Bolt 3M promise.

    Warmorama of the usual with some Tie Fighters and open/close the gates thrown in to warm up and lengthen cold muscles for what lay/lie (Hawg???) ahead plus a couple sets of 5 burpees OYO sprinkled in (it is MABA Month after all). This pleased the pax; I could tell by their adoring groans.

    The Thang: Partner DORA-100 squats, 200 burpees (did I mention MABA?), 300 Compound Ws

    Luckily we finished early and the pax seemed overjoyed with the call to circle up with me to continue with IW x10 IC followed by, wait for it…5 burpees OYO, then on to OH claps x10 IC, then 5 burpees OYO (sheer exuberance at this point). Quick check of time…move to the concrete blocks for 5 burpees OYO before tricep dips IC x 20 although KennaBrah tried to call time half way through—something about tired, weak, blah blah blah. 5 more burpees OYO and the pax reached a fever pitch. KnOT walk back to flag and still a couple minutes to kill for what else? 5 burpees OYO with still time left, followed by a 10-count from KB that was more like speed auctioneering so 5 more burpees OYO and a request for another 10-count; this one was normal pace and right as YHC was ready for 5 more burpees…time. The pax were disappointed…COT.

  • 10 10 10 – from Kenna Brah

    Braving a sullen forecast, 5 sturdy HIMs appeared and were anxious to get moving.

    Mosey’d to a windless space, we started on 10 things 10 times. Mahatma’s favorite.
    10 reps of each, standard 4 ct.
    IMPERIAL WALKERS
    HAND RELEASE MERKINS
    PETER PARKER
    FREDDIE MERCS
    LBC
    FLUTTER KICKS 4ct
    LOW SLOW SQUATS
    BONNIE BLAIRS 2/1

    After rnd 1, Booboo lead us on a chase to find PVC, not finding him, we resumed on the playground and added 10 burpees after each round. Thanks Frac!!

    We only made 6 rnds, but it was vigorous!!

    COT, exhortation to contact absent PAX MEMBERS

  • Like a Virgin – from Space Cowboy

    Thankful for the opportunity to be VQ and I am looking forward as Q for future beat downs. We even had a special “Uptown” guest @gabrielle who EH’d and brought me in as a FNG at KennaRidge back on Nov 15. I appreciate all of the support.

    Started on time with Disclaimer
    Mosey to playground
    Special guest was late so burpees x3 for all PAX

    Warmerama IC
    Slow Squats x 10
    High Knees x 15
    Toy Soldiers x 10
    Forward lunges x 10
    Forward Circles x 15
    Backward Circles x15
    Seal Claps x 10
    Chinooks x15
    Hillbilly’s x10
    Plank Walk Outs x5

    Mosey to JPAX
    Round 1 – 6 min AMRAP
    Merkins x 12
    Dips x 12
    Shoulder Taps x12
    Burpees x 12
    Run up JPAX stairs down ramp

    Round 2 – 6 min AMRAP
    Air squats x 12
    Forward lunges x12
    Box jumps x12
    Mountain Climbers x12
    Run up JPAX stairs down ramp

    Round 3 – 4 min AMRAP
    Dips x12
    Box jumps x12
    Shoulder taps x12
    Air squats x12
    Run around JPAX pebble pond

    Mosey back to Playground
    Superman with Extensions x10
    Peter Parkers x10
    Parker Peters x10
    Captain Thors x10

    Round of Mary: Crunchy frog; Tin Snips; BBSU; Penguins; Reverse planks with leg lifts; 3 count plank holds; wife pleasers

    COT
    Announcements
    Intentions: Wedding Planner’s daughter, Big Willie’s mom, War Eagle’s new baby daughter
    Prayer

  • Run, Run, and run more – from PVC

    Stretch arms
    Abe vigoda
    Calf scoop
    Grass grabber
    Peter Parker
    the old man bogey
    Wife pleaser
    Flutter kicks
    imperial
    Walker

    11’s Merkins run the steps BBS run down the ramp

    Variety of exercises on Pad with timer being a runner to the can with 3 squats

    COT

  • 12 Days of Fitmas and a Splash of Merlot – from Bolt

    Christmas is fast approaching and YHC hadn’t yet treated the pax to his annual tradition: very bad singing wrapped around a beat down and today would be the day—12 days of Fitmas it is. A Kotter (Satchmo), sporting the sophomore 20, joined the regulars to fulfill a commitment to himself and be accountable—well done!
    Warmorama of the usual, featuring the requisite song but this would be the only song from the usual playlist for today is Fitmas and Bolt Claus would deliver a holiday soundtrack to the pax.
    The Thang:
    Mosey to JPAX for a ladder up the 12 days:

    Day 1: Mosey (up the stairs and down the ramp)
    Day 2: Diamond merkins
    Day3: Shoulder Taps (2:1)
    Day 4: Reverse Lunges (2:1)
    Day 5: Burpees
    Day 6: Squats
    Day 7: Merkins
    Day 8: Big Boy sit-ups
    Day 9: Flutter Kicks
    Day 10: LBCs
    Day 11: Plank Jacks
    Day 12: Mtn. Climbers (2:1)

    Mosey back to the flag with enough time for “Mary” Kwanzaa: Peter Parker Merkins and Protractors to the sound of African drum beats.
    COT, thank you men for the push and accountability!

  • Peaches and Practice – from Charmin

    The night before the site Q asked who wanted to take the Q and YHC had been mulling a workout around a playlist based on the word “peaches”. Also decided to make the counts alternating 12 and 13 since that was the date (not sure if any of the PAX caught on to that).

    Started off slow with Warm -o- Rama

    Balance IW x 12 (slow 4 count forcing the pax to balance)
    Grass Grabbers x 13
    Around this time Mayhem decided to show up; apparently the train from Metairie was running late this morning.
    This resulted in a penalty of 3 burpees for everyone OYO.
    Slow vagoda’s x 12
    SSH X 13
    Balance Billies x 12 (another great balance warm up)

    Mosey over to JPAX

    17’s from post to columns, with the two exercises being Monkey humpers & SSH.
    No middle but squat every time you hear the magic word… peaches!

    Playlist consisted of Songs by Justin Bieber, Bob Schneider, Jack Black, In the Valey Below, and The Presidents of the United States of America. All the songs were title Peaches, so there was certainly time to grease the squat groove.

    Mosey back to playground pad.

    Merkin for 1 minute working on perfect form then rest for 30 seconds

    Then hang for 1 minute rest for 30 seconds

    Ended up having 2 groups that switched between these two and we did this for 7 cycles.

    Not wanting to leave the people feeling like they weren’t getting their money’s worth next up was Arm circles!!

    Forward X 12
    Seal claps X 13
    Backwards x 12
    T claps X 13
    Peaches picking and dropping silent 12 count
    MNC’s X 13

    Decided to end with some comradery with Partner shrugs for 12. Apparently Triple shift wasn’t feeling it since he didn’t have a partner.

    COT.

  • Count Down Your Reps! – from Bolt

    6 pax heeded the call for HCs the night before and still showed up in the chilly gloom so YHC decided on a full body workout using the outdoor gym. Warmorama of the usual with the now infamous official warm up song.
    Made our way to the gym, changing modes of transport at either third or each light pole: mosey, backward mosey, skip, high knees, karaoke each side, side shuffle each side, open/close gate, lunge walk.
    The Thang: YHC decided on an iteration of a previous workout: count the number of reps performed at each station during round one, add three to that total and count backward for round two’s goal. This tests the theory that the mind gives out before the body does. Muscle fatigue would typically result in less reps each round if the body actually exerted maximum effort yet each pax was able perform more reps in round two for at least one exercise. Moral: picking the goal and counting it down is more impactful than counting up until time expires.

    AMRAP 1 minute work, 15 seconds to switch stations x 2 rounds
    Pull ups
    Decline big boys
    Incline press
    Rows
    Dips
    R/L leg step ups
    Leg raises