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  • Murph Training II with a Triple Double – from Hokie

    It is important to remember The Murph Challenge is more than just a workout. It is a tradition that helps push us, humble us, and allows us the opportunity to dedicate a bit of pain and sweat to honor LT. Michael P. Murphy (SEAL), a man who sacrificed everything he had for our freedom. Join us this year as we continue to help keep his legacy alive through The Murph Challenge with F3 NOLA.

    After a long intro and a short warm up we started

    Round 1 – 2 minutes
    1 pull up
    2 push ups
    3 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 2 – 2 minutes
    2 pull ups
    4 push ups
    6 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 3 – 2 minutes
    3 pull up
    6 push ups
    9 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 4 – 2 minutes
    4 pull up
    8 push ups
    12 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 5
    5 pull up
    10 push ups
    15 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 6
    Two minutes of “Bernie/ Quaddrapheilia” on the levee

    Rounds 7-12
    Rinse & Repeat

    Rounds 13-18
    Rinse & Repeat Except close with 4 minutes of quadraphellia!

    Thanks to Mahatma for bringing the tunes!

    Thanks to Triple for a DOUBLE FNG Day!!!

    Welcome Dr. Doolittle (Daniel Lagarde 37)and Cintas (Mike Reynolds 61)

  • Something Old, Something New – from Fast Tax

    8 PAX were in attendance this morning as YHC made his first ever trek to The Foundry. After the usual disclaimer, we moseyed a ways and began our warmup, albeit with a slightly smaller group as 2 PAX modified the entire workout into a run.

    Warmups:
    SSH
    Grass Grabbers
    Hairy Rockettes
    Crab Merkin-Plank

    Sufficiently warmed we headed to the track for a lap of Catch Me If You Can.
    PAX partner up. Partner 1 performs 5 burpees and then sprints to catch the Partner 2, who has been running backwards. Partner 2 now does 5 burpees while partner 1 runs backwards. The cycle continued until we finished a lap with YHC switching from burpees to 10 Merkins, and then to 5 absolutions.

    The next event, Triple Check, was new to YHC and admittedly, could use a tweak or two.
    Triple Check: Teams of three. First man in a peoples chair, second man in front of him in plank, third man sprints 50 yards and back, rinse and repeat two more times.

    With legs burning, YHC decided to introduce City Park PAX to Welsh Dragons – a Fast Tax favorite:
    While remaining in plank position, PAX bear crawl forward 5 steps, do 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and 1 shoulder-tap (2 is 1). Repeat adding 1 rep to each exercise each 5 yds – bear crawl forward 5 yds, do 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, 2 sets of shoulder-taps… etc. We continued until we got to 12 reps each (about 50 yds), which is a new Welsh Dragons record! For those who like to keep score, we did ½(n)(n+1) of each… for those who like to keep score but don’t like math, we did 78 merkins, 78 plank jacks, and 78 shoulder taps.

    With 20 minutes to go, YHC called an audible (to himself) and scrapped the rest of his workout plan, electing to teach the Foundry crowd the finer points of BATTLE FRISBURPEE, a Fast Tax creation that the Pontiff PAX know and love.

    Team 1: Scooter, Breadsticks, and Kuch
    Team 2: Snooze, Screw Top, and Fast Tax

    After a recitation of the rules for those PAX who were new to the game, i.e. all of them, we commenced. The battle was intense, in part because there was a lot more running with only 3 people per team. In the end, it was a decisive victory for Team 1, winning it 3-0.

    With game over we headed to COT for name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.

    Thanks for the fellowship and the chance to lead at The Foundry!

    SYITG

  • Let the Murph Training Begin … and Happy 4th HIMversary to me – from Hokie

    I am grateful to Bay Watch
    Big Willie
    Cheese steak
    MacGyver
    PVC
    Scooter
    Triple Shift
    Wife pleaser

    For joining me for our 1st The Murph training for this upcoming Memorial Day

    It is important to remember The Murph Challenge is more than just a workout. It is a tradition that helps push us, humble us, and allows us the opportunity to dedicate a bit of pain and sweat to honor LT. Michael P. Murphy (SEAL), a man who sacrificed everything he had for our freedom. Join us this year as we continue to help keep his legacy alive through The Murph Challenge with F3 NOLA.

    After a long intro and a short warm up we started

    Round 1 – 2 minutes
    1 pull up
    2 push ups
    3 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 2 – 2 minutes
    2 pull ups
    4 push ups
    6 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 3 – 2 minutes
    3 pull up
    6 push ups
    9 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 4 – 2 minutes
    4 pull up
    8 push ups
    12 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 5
    Two minutes of “Bernie/ Quaddrapheilia” on the levee

    Rounds 6-10
    Rinse & Repeat

    Rounds 11-15
    Rinse & Repeat Except close with 4 minutes of quadraphellia!

    YHC thanks you all for 4 great years of F3. I love you!

  • Run Foundry Run – from Snooze

    Legs were heavy for those of us that opted to join Saban a day earlier on his sadistic 8.5+ mile jaunt through the city. Soreness be damned, though, because RCR is upon us. So let’s get some more miles in…

    Warm-up

    We moseyed to the track for a brief warm-up consisting of: Side Straddle Hop x 20, Windmills x 15, Grass Grabbers x 15, Imperial Walkers x 15, Arm circles x 10 (both ways), and 8 count Body Builders x 10.

    The Thang

    In order to avoid any PAX (YHC included) griping about puddles on the track, we moseyed over to the covered area in front of the Children’s Museum.

    25 Merkins – 1 lap down the LCH ramp, around the traffic circle, and back (approx. 1/4 mile)
    25 Merkins, 25 LBCs – 1 lap
    25 Merkins, 25 LBCs, 25 Carolina dry-docks – 1 lap
    25 Merkins, 25 LBCs, 25 Carolina dry-docks, 25 LBTs – 1 lap
    25 LBCs, 25 Carolina dry-docks, 25 LBTs – 2 laps
    25 Carolina dry-docks, 25 LBTs – 3 laps
    25 LBTs – 4 laps

    This was the plan, but we had to modify and cut it short due to time. After a mosey back to the flag and COT, we logged almost 3.5 miles.

    As always, thanks for the opportunity to lead.

  • No Asses in the Grasses – from Baywatch

    It was a nice, balmy morning at the lakefront as 10 PAX gathered for a beatdown. The pre-run Lakeview crew arrived with a minute to spare, including Breadsticks who was apparently worried that YHC had wet and grassy ideas. After disclosures were given, we moseyed around the fountain and over to the waterfront for a warmup as I assured the PAX grass wasn’t on the menu today.

    30 SSH IC
    25 Hillbillies IC
    15 Arm circles IC F/B
    15 overhead claps IC
    15 seal claps IC
    15 concrete grabbers IC (had to make sure grass was avoided)

    Next, we moseyed down to the bridge. All the Pax lined up facing the water at the top of the incline. While one PAX ran across the bridge and back, everyone else did decline merkins or flutter kicks. We rotated each round between merkins and flutter kicks.

    After 6 rounds we moseyed over the bridge and a little further down the water front. We then did a 10 light pole doozy. We did 5 burpees at each light pole while alternating between bear crawls and jogging to the poles. So, we bear crawled to light pole 1, did 5 burpees, ran to light pole 2, did 5 burpees and so forth until we reached light pole 10 and completed 50 burpees.

    Next, we moseyed back to the bridge for 4 more rounds of alternating merkins (inclined this time) and flutter kicks. Then it was back to the warmup spot for 25 step-ups, 20 shoulder taps, 15 dips, 10 squats, and 5 8-count bodybuilders.

    To close it out, we did 20 dying cockroaches, 20 wife pleasers, and 20 leg raises. Then back to the flag for CoT.

  • Foundered It! (Foundry 2021-12-22) – from Catfish

    Conditions – Rather Chilly

    The Thang

    Quick Mosey over to the pad for a warmup:

    Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence)
    Grass Grabber x 10 (in cadence)
    8-Counts x 20 (in cadence)
    Peter Parker Peters x 20 (in cadence)
    Burpees x 5 OYO

    Mosyed to other side of track, got on sixes for:

    Flutter Kicks x 20 (in cadence)
    Leg Lifts x 20 (in cadence)
    Flutter Kicks x 20 (in cadence)

    Kept moseying around the back road to the foundry. Grabbed 10 burpees at the entrance to the Celebration in the Oaks tunnel, then another 10 at the exit.

    Stopped at Foundry for an OYO quarter murph. Grabbed some LBTs and Pengin Toe Taps while waiting for the six.

    Moseyed to the museum and grabbed some stairs for:

    Calf Raises x 20 (in cadence)
    Side leg raises x 20 (in cadence)
    Side leg raises (other leg) x 20 (in cadence)
    Calf Raises x 20 (in cadence)

    Moseyed to back of museum for:

    Donkey Kicks x 20 (in cadence)

    Moseyed back to flag zone. Did a modified jack webs, starting at four, then doubling each round. We got to 16. 5 OYO burpees for the finish.

  • Crawlin’ Into Daylight – from Baywatch

    Another glorious Wednesday morning brought out 9 PAX to test themselves at The Foundry. The disclaimer was given and we moseyed over to the track for a warmup.

    SSH 30 IC
    Arm Circles F/B 15 IC
    Peter Parker 20 IC
    Parker Peter 20 IC
    Imperial Walkers 20 IC I’ll
    Hillbillies 20 IC
    Monkey Merkins 10 IC

    After an Indian Run to The Foundry, we paired up for 2 rounds of:

    G1–pull ups
    G2–Decline merkins
    G3–BBS
    G4–leg raises
    G5–Timer group runs to track and does 5 burpees.

    Then we moseyed back to the track stopping at each light pole along the way for 5 air squats. Once back at the track, the real fun started…Bataan Death Crawls!

    From the F3 Exicon—A combination of Catch Me If You Can and a traditional Bear Crawl. The last person drops and does 5 Burpees,
    while the rest of the Pax Bear Crawl in a line. After completing the Burpees, the last guy runs to catch the group, tapping the (new) last Pax on the shoulder, who then stops to begin his 5 Burpees, while the (former) last guy continues on to the front of the line. Continue until all Pax have performed a set of Burpees, until the Q calls it or a certain distance has been reached.

    We did one full rotation. With PAX growing weary, we halted and did one last hurrah called Black Jacks. In short, it’s basically 11s but instead of 11s you do 21s. We did merkins on one end and BBSs on the other with about a 20 yard run in between. About halfway through the clock struck 6:15 and we headed back to the flag for COT.

  • Death by Peter Rabbit – from Baywatch

    15 PAX met in the early Monday morning gloom to get swole…and get swole we did. After a disclaimer and a pronouncement of the F3 tenets, we began.

    Warmup:
    1. SSH 25x IC
    2. Grass grabbers 10x IC
    3. Abe Vagodas 10x IC
    4. Overhead claps 20x IC
    5. Seal claps 20x IC
    6. Self love OYO
    7. 5 Blockees OYO

    The Thang:

    5 rounds

    20 Murder Bunnies>25 switch merkins>walk back to start with coupon over head>25 squat press>run the loop. Each round reps for switch merkins and squat presses decreased by 5. So, the last round was 5 switch merkins/5 squat press. If you finish early, you kept doing the last round until the six finished.

    Next came the rings of fire. First ring was flutter kicks with block. Static hold of 6 inches. Second ring was Floyd Mayweather with a block tap (2 is 1) with static plank.

    Lastly, we circled up for some abs. 25 reps IC for each exercises, which included Freddy Mercury’s, penguins, windshield washers over block, X ups, leg raises, and American hammers.

    Closed it out with the COT.

  • F3 Oktoberfest 2021 – from Da Parish

    YHC would be attending Deutchas Haus Oktoberfest this weekend. Why not go visit a little early.

    W/U
    – SSH
    – IW
    – HB
    – AC
    – MC
    – JL

    The Deutchas Haus was founded in 1928. Let’s 2-8 stomp over the that Haus. 2 minutes of running and 8 burpees.

    Two rounds Haus Tabatas
    – Rows
    – Derkins
    – Rocky Balboas
    – Irkins
    – Squats

    Mosey over the Mountain to the coupons. No holiday is complete without the Feat of Strength. Oktoberfest honors those who can hold their stein out the longest amount of time. A full stein weighs about 5 lbs. We would be using our coupons with 2 hands. Congrats to Scooter who is our stein holding champion.

    Mosey back to the flag for prayers of thanks and request of health.
    Thank you for the opportunity to lead.
    Da Parish

  • Full Compliance H8! – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: 75 degrees, 81% Humidity, Wind 1 mph from SSE

    The Thang

    The H8! is the standard measure of F3 NOLA fitness. There are 8 laps. It includes over 3 miles of running New Orleans Hills (aka levees), 550 yards of Bear Crawls, 36 Burpees, and 120 Merkins. It is hard. The H8! debuted on October 23rd, 2016. A lot of familiar names were there that day…Belloq, Tool, Triple, JV, Bubba, Cowbell, me…. all failures. The 2nd running was in March of 2017 and a couple of guys finally broke through. Since then we have held the H8! Semi-annually and seen numerous successes and improvements.

    We have also seen the standard become more lax. There was at least one (maybe more) 45 minute runnings. There has been a fair amount of corner cutting…you know that guy…the one in Junior High basketball practice that basically cut across the free throw lane when we had to run laps. Since the addition of the bike lane on Canal, guys have started running in that, significantly shorting the course. There have been shortened bear crawls as guys take a few steps into the neutral ground before getting down on all fours, or stand up and jog a few steps from the end of the neutral ground.

    Fortunately, there is new leadership in NOLA and they are not going to put up with any of this crap. I was told very succinctly (and in NSFW words) that today would be a Full Compliance workout and that if I could not make that happen there would be some changes come April.
    Luckily, for me I found some cones at Pontiff after War Eagle’s Aggie Tribute. I got to Okwata early and set out cones at every corner. Demonstrations of the overly complicated burp and merk ladder were made. I informed everyone that the running must occur on the sidewalk, and I gave the speech about the bear crawl standard….start the bear crawl with one foot on the concrete next to the neutral ground and do not stand until your hand touches the concrete on the other side.

    Showing their personalities, Saban looked at me at the starting line, made a NSFW gesture and proceeded to run in the bike lane. Vagabond on the other hand, to ensure his bear crawl compliance, started his bear-crawl across the street. Had he been wearing his Garanimals workout wear, I could have let it pass, but with a black F3 shirt, it was a definite safety issue.

    40 minutes later, we were all spent. Three guys finished all 8 laps (YHC, Catfish, and Biebs) for a 19% completion rate. However, there was a 100% success rate among the 16 men that posted today. Getting out of the fartsack and battling the H8! for 40 minutes accomplishes more physically than what many men do all week, or maybe all month.

    NMM

    Bones convinced me to get a Whoop. The Whoop assigns a Strain Score to each workout. The score is between 0-21. The higher the number, the harder the workout. Cardio heavy workouts, with very little recovery score high. Here are my highest F3 Workout scores

    • 17.3 – The H8!
    • 16.7 – IPC Week 3
    • 15.0 – IPC Week 1
    • 15.0 – IPC Week 4
    • 14.9 – IPC Week 2
    • 14.5 – War Eagle’s Aggie Offensive at El Diablo. It was a Snot Woggler.

    An average workout is around 12-13. The H8! Is not an average workout.