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  • Mini Murph Mountain Misogi – from Sandbar

    YHC was so impressed with and envious of the 55K Pax (way to go @Rudy!) that I started thinking how we could reach for something strenuous in the 45 minutes of WPM. A ‘misogi’ is a pop exercise physiology term for an physical endeavor that is intended to extremely challenging and perspective changing. I think the 55K was exactly that. Two rules with misogi: they should have maybe a 50% chance of success, and nobody should die. Check out Michael Easter’s book, “The Comfort Crisis” for a great piece on this.

    On August 23, 2019, YHC introduced The 5 Mountains to WPM, with ‘mixed’ results. The PAX have revisited that path several times over the last 3 years, but the opportunity was there to expand on that base. Given the 8/23/2019 experience, YHC urged the PAX to pre-hydrate and buckle up.

    We gathered in the gloom and YHC insisted the PAX organize in groups of 4 of similar speed – one to run for help and two to carry the body.

    YHC laid out the route between the 5 mountains, but with 10 burpees at the bottom and top of each mountain. That’s a burpee century if your counting @bolt ! Then YHC added some lagniappe – a stop off at the ROTC pullup bars for a quarter Murph (with no vests, but about 3.25 miles running). 25 pullups, 50 merks, 75 squats. YHC also urged the PAX to stays in groups and modify as needed.

    I had no idea if this was possible in 45 minutes.

    YHC set off with @couch, @king kong, and @meatball. The other PAX were close on our heels. After the first 2 mountains, we checked our time and decided to go for the Murph as well. At mountain #3 (Reilly garage) YHC started to feel a little woozy near the top. By the 4th mountain, merlot was tickling my tonsils. After the ascending burpees at Mountain #5, it was just about putting one foot in front of the other to get up the stairs. By then there was a welcome pouring rain to cool us off.

    And back to the flag. 44 minutes and 30 seconds. We did it. Thanks to the PAX for accepting a friday morning CSAUP challenge.

    COT and @king kong asked everyone to send birthday wishes to his wife. Man is he going to regret that one. Btw, shout out to our PAX @Lulu, who is one of the engineers at Boeing working on the Space Launch System for NASA -Michoud. Looks like they will send a rocket to the moon this week. Sometimes it IS rocket science.

  • Fore! – from Landing Strip

    I thought I was dusting off an oldie-but-goodie with a morning run/workout through Audubon Golf Course, but low and behold MacGyver beat me to it a week or so ago. Nevertheless, we persevered…

    Warmup
    We moseyed over to in front of the clubhouse for the following exercises:
    -20 x SSH
    -15 x Forward Arm Circles
    -15 x Self Love

    Tha Thang
    We then moseyed through the course, hole-by-hole. Each hole was accompanied by an exercise, with reps to match the # of the hole. But we waited for the 6 to finish that # of exercises before moving on. Make sense? Yeah, it was kind of confusing out there as well.

    Here were the exercises:
    1. Burpee(s)
    2. Diamond Merkins
    3. Mountain Climbers
    4. Wide Arm Merkins
    5. Peter Parker
    6. Incline Merkins
    7. Parker Peter
    8. Decline Merkins
    9. Air Presses
    10. LBCs
    11. Flutter Kicks
    12. LBTs
    13. Hello Dollies
    14. J-Los
    15. High Planks (didn’t get to these)
    16. Low Planks (didn’t get to these)
    17. Mission Impossible (didn’t get to these)
    18. Big Boy Situps

    We were a few minutes late back to the flag, and there were some stragglers / bathroom breakers, but all in all, a solid workout wherein 5k+ was covered!

  • Form police – from MacGyver

    FORM POLICE
    Warm Up
    Hillbillies (15)
    Imperial walkers (15)
    Abe vagodas (8)
    Grass grabbers (10)
    Cherry pickers (10)
    Peter Parker’s (15)
    Parker Peter’s 1(0)

    Select battle buddy

    Run to golf course
    First green Area
    Ring of fire, Pax hold plank while teams bear crawl around the circle

    Second green
    Squats x30
    (Form police, bad reps = do it again) total of 45 reps were done

    Third green
    Push ups x15
    (Form Police)

    Fourth green
    Burpees x10
    (Form Police) total of 18 were done

    Fifth green
    Wheel barrow Across the green , switch with buddy, Wheel barrel back

    Sixth green
    Each team does
    40 push-ups
    100 squats
    100 4Count LBC’s

    Back to COT for 12 count Echo stretch, Center/Right/left

    Tubesteak1
    Chiquita,
    Attendance
    Pop a lock
    EL wire
    King Kong
    couch
    Peaches
    Whopper
    Angie’s list
    Llama
    yanks
    Brown bag
    Tinkles’
    Meatball
    Sandbar
    Revit
    MacGyver
    Dewy
    Jingle Vader

  • On the River with Big Freedia – The Twerk Heard Round the Swirl – from Willie

    11 Pax met at the entrance to Audubon Zoo for a kettle bell work out led by yours truly. I had my bluetooth speaker in tow with a new and improved F3 playlist. My standard rules apply to the music. If any of the PAX want to skip a song, it means 5 burpees for everyone. There is only one skip at a time, so we are all stuck with the next song. Almonaster did the honor of hitting “shuffle” to begin the workout. After a short warmup, the PAX carried their bells to the banks of the Mississippi River to start the beatdown. Warm ups consisted of the following:

    Halos x 10 both directions, Self Love x 20 oyo, Grass Grabbers IC x 10, SSH IC x 20

    At the river, we partnered up for a DORA 100, 200, 300… One Partner bear crawled about 20 yards then proceeded to run to the levee and back, while the other Partner did the following:

    100 kettle bell pull throughs (1 is 1), 200 LBCs with the bell, 300 overhead press.

    After we shook out our shoulders on a 20 count, the PAX then circled up for a Big Freedia Ring of fire.

    All Pax held in Al Gore position. Pax 1 did a low slow squat with 20 pulses counting out loud to 10. At 10 the next PAX started his pulses, and so on.. This was followed by Monkey Humpers, all to the music of local hip hop artists Big Freedia, Mystikal, DJ Jubilee, and Freak Nasty.

    The PAX and their bells made it back to the flag with a few minutes left on the clock for some Mary. Sandbar called for a skip making the PAX do 5 burpees at the very end of the workout. We closed Sweaty Bells with COT, then breakfast ensued at Panola Cafe.

    It’s always a pleasure leading such a great group of men!

  • Whatever It Takes to Win a Race – from King Kong

    Before I arrived at the AO, I made a stop to drop off couple coupons in the front of the statue at Audubon Zoo. At 5:30 a.m. 15 Pax gathered at our imaginary flag. I gave my disclaimer and then headed towards the grass field in front of Audubon Zoo with few warm-ups in cadence: self-love, windmills, low slow squats, SSHs, Hillbillies, and Imperial Walkers.

    After our warm-ups, we moseyed to the statue at the Zoo. Upon Seaman’s request, we did reverse arm-circles and forward arm-circles. Then we did the following:

    Thang 1
    Hand release Merkins x 15 in slow cadence
    Lunges x 15 in cadence
    LBCs x 15 in cadence
    We formed 2 lines and Indian Ran to Magazine Street and back with the coupon. The PAX at the front of the line was carrying the brick.

    Thang 2
    Incline Merkins x 15 in slow cadence
    Squats x 15 in cadence
    American Hammers x 20 in cadence
    Indian Ran to Magazine Street and back…. except this time it’s a race. Losers did 5 burpees. With that in mind, G-Spot just took off with one of the coupon.

    Thang 3
    Decline Merkins x 10 in slow cadence
    Step Ups x 20 in cadence
    Crunchy Frogs x 20 in cadence
    Indian Ran to Magazine Street and back with the coupons.

    Thang 4
    Decline Shoulder Taps x 15 in cadence
    Sitting position with over head claps x 15 in cadence
    Flutterkicks x 15 in cadence

    Thang 5
    Another race!!! We formed 2 lines in a plank position. The coupon was located with the last Pax in line. After he pulled through the brick to the next Pax, he got up and ran to the front of the line and planked. Rinse and repeat until the entire team got past the third light post. Losers did 5 burpees.

    Thang 6
    Final race!!! We formed 2 lines in a standing position. The coupon started off with the last Pax in line. After the Pax did an overhead press, he passed the coupon to the next Pax and ran to the front of the line. Rinse and repeat until the entire team got back to the stop sign by the statue. We were all winners, and everyone did 5 burpees.

    Circled up in front of the Zoo with some Mary’s: Hello Dolly’s x 15 in cadence, Ukraine x 20 in cadence, Protractors.

    Moseyed back to the flag for some COT.

    We prayed for my friend John with his speedy recovery after his cancer surgery. We prayed for Tenderloin with a successful, smooth surgery this Friday. We also prayed for safe travels for family and friends who are traveling and rounding up summer vacations. Finally, we asked Sky Q to continue to give us physical and mental strength so that we can continue to lead in our communities.

    SYITG

    King Kong

  • How do you get to 100…..1 at a time – from Mahatma

    The morning air was wet with streaks of lightning off in the distance – a perfect setting of gloom for the Uptowner.

    8 pax meet in the chain link box at Pontiff with high anticipation of what this morning will bring. YHC approached with a trash bag of goodies and his boom box fully charged.

    Playlist started with “Greenie Rule” in effect. If you don’t know and are curious sift through my last couple of BB for description otherwise if you don’t care no problem as it will be in all future beatdowns that tunes are played.

    Quick disclaimer with Charmine emphasizing that YHC is not a professional…..which I whole heartedly agreed and we kicked off the warm up.
    5-7 of each
    SSH
    ABVAGODA
    MNT MAN POOPERS
    GOOD MORNINGS
    5 OYO Burpees for good measure

    Slow mosey to the kiddie land – 2 lines formed at the rings for pull ups 3 rounds of 3.
    5 Burpees for good measure

    Mosey back
    5 more Burpees – at this point Bolt is seeing that YHC is at least attempting to maintain the focus towards 100.

    Cnt off 1,2 until 2 4 pax teams created. Cones and bats brought out for relay challenge.
    The 2 teams competed:
    1st in dizydean burpee which was 5 times around the bat then perform 5 burpees run to the other side repeat 5 times around the bat followed by 5 more burpees then run back. Each time the bat was dropped another pax was to jump in. End in a close tie with Hokie and Charmine sprinting to the finish so ALL did 5 penalty burpees.
    2nd was the same except no burpees after the 5 times around the bat – team 1 lost and had 5 penalty burpees yet most of not all pax on team 2 joined in.

    At this point there had been 2 Greenie changes – YHC and Sandbar

    Now the “game” – Cabbage-Burpees which was 1st played in the Summer of 2019 (before the world went crazy!!!! and things we know today are the unfortunate infiltrations of our past)

    How it’s played:
    2 pitches (if the pitcher sucks he will be penalized by YHC with Burpees then moved to a new position).
    Strike Out – batter 5 BP
    1st out batting team 2BP
    2nd out 4BP
    Ea base hit or advanced base equals a BP for the defense.
    So a single 1
    Double 2
    Triple 3
    HR 5
    These are to be performed immediately after the batting takes place before next batter for both offense and defense.

    1 burpee for ea run scores accumulated for the inning and performed between innings while changing roles on the field.

    Losing team 10 burpee Penalty.
    Team 1 – Hokie, Sandbar, Stroganoff and Mahatma
    Def
    Team 2 – Glamper, Bolt, Charmine and Rafiki

    Mary – x 20 weighted ball with BigBoy sit ups
    X 20 leg extension throws (you had to be there to understand)

    FlipFlop

    COT

    Prayers for our brother TenderLoin who will be undergoing open heart surgery next Friday. No doubt God brought him into our Pax to help build a base of support both physically and spiritually for what lies ahead. I’m confident he will be back on his feet in no time running the track.

  • Angie’s List will check you for Ticks – from Sandbar

    YHC has been in a constructive state of mind as of late and bricks seemed to be just the thing. Bonus is having my 2.0s leave the the comfort of the AC for 10 minutes to load my truck the night before.

    Warmup – 10 grass grabbers IC. That’s it.

    Mosey to the truck to pickup bricks. Mosey with the bricks to the levee.

    Recent rain had kept the levee board from mowing, or the inspection guy has been on vacation. Grass was high and wet. Much grousing among the PAX re: snakes, rats and ticks. Angie’s List was particularly interested in the ticks and where they might end up.

    We did 7’s. Brickbys at the bottom and squat thrusters at the top. Each PAX had to blaze a trail through the tall grass to the top of the levee and back down and apparently stuck to their trail after it was made. When we finished, there were these neat lines up and down the levee like a crop circle bar code. Well done gentlemen!

    Mosey with the bricks back to the zoo. Pair up for Dora – 100 merkins, 200 floyd maywethers (with bricks), 300 LBCs (with bricks).

    After, we had a few minutes left for people’s chair wonderbras and dodo birds on the wall of the zoo, with the bricks.

    Mosey back to the flag for COT.

  • Road Trip – from Mahatma

    The decision was made the evening before while sitting on the porch checking out the Q Sheet……no commitment for the birdcage so why not. YHC new the trek would require some planning: 1. Rise 15 minutes early 2. Pack a snack as its a long drive 3. Route around road construction 4. Don’t suck bring the beatdown.
    Well if it wasn’t for luck in crossing King Kong’s path YHC wouldn’t have had a shot at #4…..it was God’s plan!
    Arrive exactly at 5:30 – YHC busted out with “boom” box ready to rock…..only to find a crowd of 12-15 pax standing around. Quick disclaimer and we were off to the lighted alley you’d expect to find in Audubon (Metry ain’t got such nice things).
    Music On!
    Quick Warm up of AbVagodas, Mnt Man Poopers, Good Mornings, SSH, and Side Lunges

    Work 1
    1771
    Line Up on Light Pole 1, Speaker at Light Pole 2, transition at Light Pole 3
    For 1771 – each end always adds to 8 – flip flop exercise at either end V-Ups and Jump Squats
    2 Merkins in the middle in one direction and 2 Burpees in the middle coming back
    When finished circle up for Mary – Sandbar lead us in LBCs
    Work2
    Le’ 14 (I honestly think there were some chuckles as to the idea of how easy this was going to be).
    13 double under and 1 merkin
    12 double under and 2 merkins
    so on…….
    YHC has never been able to go past 8 without a break and today was no different. All Pax stood to recover for 1m and 15sec
    Restart
    7 double under and 7 merkins
    so on…..
    YHC made a mental strain error at 4 as we continued to 10 double under then 10 merkins at this point YHC was modifying merkins from his knees.
    We completed through 1 DU and 13 Merkins –

    Work 3
    In The Air Tonight
    Hold plank throughout the song – merkins during the best part YHC counted out 20

    Work 4
    AC/DC Thunderstruck
    1 Burpee everytime the title was said we counted somewhere between 30-32 – it appeared some of the pax hated the music as much as the burpees

    Warm Down with Mary
    X Factor – Gas Pumpers – WWII SitUps

    COT – welcome 2 new Pax – “Higgins” and “Royal w/Cheese”. No doubt Peaches was probably correct more “creative” names may have had been bestowed with the help of
    Angie’s List!

    All said it was good to see “most” of the pax…..lol just kidding. I can honestly say the “uptowners” do a great job showing up and continuing to EH. Solid!

  • It’s Going to be a Great Day – from Landing Strip

    Warmup
    -mosey to WW1 Memorial, do 20x SSH

    Tha Thang
    -deconstructed BLIMPs = 5x burpees, followed by a lap past the Peristyle, through the parking lot and back to the WW1 Memorial, followed by 10x lunges (2:1), 15x imperial walkers (2:1), 20x merkins, 25x plank jacks and 30x squats, each followed by a lap
    -if you finish, then start back the other way (30x squats, 25x plank jacks, etc.) until we hit time
    -mosey back to the flag for COT

    COT
    -Author BJ Fogg (Tiny Habits) says we can transform ourselves via the formation and deconstruction of good and bad habits in our lives. I heard an interview with him where he says the most powerful habit anyone can pick up is to simply say the phrase “It’s going to be a great day” upon waking up each morning. I’m going to try it and encourage the HIMs of F3 to do so as well.

  • Simple Yet Effective – from Tinkles

    Light crowd even for a Monday. Jazz Fest? Personally dealing with a gimp shoulder, I wanted to offer a lower body focused beatdown with the option to modify the pace. The pax seemed to dig it and a good sweat was had by all.

    Warm Up: SSH IC x 30, Forward Arm Circles x 20, Reverse Arm Circles x 20, Imperial Walkers x 20.

    Beat Down: Simple circuit starting at the flag and run to shelter/benches for 20 step ups with each leg, continue down the gravel path past the band stand to the main loop for 30 LBCs, continue loop back to flag for 10 lunges with each leg. 20 step ups per leg were a source of debate with the leaders of the pack questioning the diligence of some of the other pax for their attention to counting. They did take a disproportionate amount of time. Most got at least 1.5 miles in.

    Count off, namorama, and intentions. For their efforts, the Pax were rewarded with a voluntold Q spot in the coming weeks!