After the Monday fartsack I decided to drop a comment in the Pontiff channel as a form of commitment to showing up today and upon rising I saw Pillsbury had made me accountable with a thumbs up emoji—no choice now; thank you, Pillsbury! As 530 struck, a dozen pax took to the track or the pavilion for their preferred version of the gloom—track sprints with Pai Gow or S&M with YHC. Triple and Mahatma split time between both. 45 minutes elapsed, then COT.
Tag: Off Balance Tenderloin VRBO
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That Frac’n Wally – from Fracsac
12 Pax posted to run or ruck, including 1 FNG courtesy of Off Balance and Kennah Brah.
All made it back for the CoT
NMM
Welcome CastleBurger! An accomplished musician that dips into all genres including Hillbilly Rock, passes his time waiting at Austin’s.
SYITG
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S&M Means What…? – from Bolt
YHC was still reeling from Hokie’s stations of the cross BD and desperately needed to work out the kinks. I put it out on the Slack and was happy to see nine other pax looking for recovery work.
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April Foolishness – from Kenna Brah
A rare and last minute appearance by YHC. So you know me to be unconventional, right?
Well here was the warm up:
Good Morning Mountain Man Poopers
Imperial Walkers
Simple horizontal twists
Hot diggity dynamic downward dog cobras
Multi Variant variable cadence SSHFoolish right? Why? Bring up examples if foolishness and what might appear foolish but actually results in innovation.
Then mosey to the greatest lawn ever for the first thang:
4 corners of the lawn were used.
1st corner
10 hand release Merkins
10 plank jacks
Backwards run to corner 2
20 squats
20 SSH
Backwards run to corner 3
30 Big Ball sit-up
30 leg lifts
Backwards run to corner 4
40 mountain climbers
40 OH clapsRepeat one more time.
Pickup the 6’s Mosey back to start, catch breath, talk a bit.
Run across the lawn to swings, flowers etc.
Did balance work with Yoga like moves, but it was definitely NOT Yoga, right Frac?
Used swings for silly moves that didn’t work out well.
Incorporated stretches between exercises
Moved to, dare I say, Ple-A? Nicely done guys!! T-claps!
10 sets
Combo Curtsey, backwards, wide back lunges in cadence.
15 count step ups
People’s chair with 10,20,30, airpresses
20 Dippity do da’sCircle up at starting point
7 minutes of Mary,
Flag and COT to induct an FNG -
Run or Ruck Off… – from Bolt
9 pax heeded the call of the gloom…2 for running and 7 for rucking. We covered miles and F2 which makes Thursday all the more worthwhile, followed by Q Source.
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Running and Stretching – from Bolt
YHC pre-blasted the call for S&M throughout the F3 NOLA Nation and given the low temps and even lower amount of mumble chatter, save for Mayhem’s proclamation to run in the cold, I was pleasantly surprised to see numerous figures emerging in the cool gloom. Disclaimer and commence; if ur reading this to learn about the stretches, save urself the trouble and show up for the next one to DO the stretches!
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Do what ya wanna – from Charmin
All who came did according to their talents
getting up and pushing through the challenge
Kennah Brah brought a new guy
His Vices he wants to decry,
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Without a Mention of Pi Day! – from Bolt
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb; Today’s brisk and windy gloom proved that to be true—48 degrees according to the car.
There was sprinting and stretching and most importantly there was accountability and brotherhood. As the COT disbanded, Frac mentions it is Pi Day; how’d we let that get by without weaving it into the workouts!? Enjoy ur quiche, Frac. -
He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother – from Bolt
After warmorama of the usual with groiners mixed in to liven things up, form single file line and while YHC carries sand bag to the outside track pax do two burpees then last guy in line catches and assumes the sandbag, sending me to the back. If you wanna go fast go alone; if you wanna go far, go together and together is how we support each other when we all struggle mentally.
Each pax had a turn with the bag, we ended at the rock pile to collect medium rocks and circle up on YHC where burpee timer is in the middle (x15) with Pax at different stations con roca: squats, tricep press, lunges, LBC, OH press, curls, rows, wife pleasers, merkins, reverse lunges, Penguins, SSH, plus sand bag chest press. Rudy opted to skip a song incurring a five burpee penalty for all just before Mambi was the timer; “Thanks a lot, Rudy” was his reply. Rudy actually experienced double punishment because the awful song he skipped brought an even worse song (Bolt’s playlist delivers again!) and no back to back skips—hahaha.
Mahatma, as always, offered up encouragement to keep pushing ourselves. Today’s gloom, like life, had each pax pushing himself with something different than the men around him yet it was the shared struggle that bound us together because he’s not heavy, he’s my brother.
Back to the flag grateful for F3 and the support of brothers in the gloom; welcome back (Kotter) Pillsbury and way to keep the consistency, Off Balance.