Tag: northshore

  • Purple Haze 😈

    With the emotional pain 😢of the Saints last-play, crushing defeat at the hands of the all-to-familiar Minnesota Vikings, coupled with the immediate aftermath of Frankie C’s Hundo 👏🏻👊🏻YHC figured spirits would be subdued and the PAX of F3 Northshore might just Opt for an extra hour of sleep 😴 in the gloom. But, as Lee corso✏️ likes to say, “Not so fast, my friend.” YHC was delighted 🤩to greeted by Akbar and The Hammer upon arriving at the AO.

    YHC led the men through a brief warmup consisting of SSHs, arm circles, HK, and BKs.

    With the intent to provide the PAX (YHC wanted to gripe about the Saints game) a chance to vent about the saints game and to also recap the Hundo, a running beatdown (👎🏼Sean-#7 💪🏻was bruising 🏋️‍♀️Sunday) Full of FUMBLE 🏈chatter was on today’s gloomy 🌒menu.

    Start by moseying toward the lakefront 🌊, stopping 🚦at each intersection to do 10 reps of the following 6 exercises: merkins, smurf jacks, stars, squats, rower sit-ups, and plank jacks. The PAX took a circuitous route through Old Mandeville eventually Heading back to the marsh just in time for the closing 🔔.

    Count off, cot and thanks to the hammer for praying us out.

  • Records Were Meant To Be Broken

    While a few soldier Pax were recovering from Tanked Up’s overnight 100k Hundo, the rest of us got to work on a clear Breesy Saturday before the Saints stick it to the Vikings on Sunday.

    Pre-thang 2 miler with Turbo, Pik, Freon, Zoo, and FNG Paul.

    We warmed up with Imperial Walkers, Squats, Imperial Squat Walkers, Side Straddle Hops, Sleep Walker 123 (up to 5), and Merkins

    Mosey to Noah’s Ark where Freon took the Q / VQ, and led the beat down, which like Brees’ and Thomas’ records, was nothing short of spectacular. It went like this:

    3 Rounds:

    High Knees 60 50 40

    Mountain Climbers 30 40 46

    Straight Leg Sprints 50 40 30

    —Recovery Run around the Ark—

    Gorilla Crawls 16 20 26

    Jimmie Jumps 50 40 30

    Triple Bear 15 20 21

    Frog Burpees 25 20 15

    —Recovery Run around the Ark—

    For a total of 684 reps equivalent to the sum of Brees’ and Thomas’ record breaking stats (540 all time touchdowns + 144 receptions = 684)

    YHC resumed the Q for some work on the Lake Wall. Irkins, Box Jumps, Derkins, Freak Nasties, Burpee Box Jumps

    Indian Run back to the shovel flag where the Pax indulged QIC with a Kenpo Kooldown.

    Excellent work, Freon! YHC was not feeling creative for this beatdown and enlisted Freon last minute for some hurry-up offense. Not only did he Co-Q/VQ, but he EH’d Psycho and brought FNG Paul, now known as Jukebox.

    Psycho, having escaped the Bates Motel to support Freon, prayed us out.

    Thanks for following our lead men. SYITG.

  • Good to be Back, Men!

    For various reasons, YHC has been away from the gloomy streets of Old Mandeville, unable to post at the Scramble and the Marsh (YHC’s 2 favorite AOs) on a regular basis for the last 3 months. But today was different! YHC was excited to be back out ratting the streets with some of his runnin podnuhs. Here’s to hoping for more posts in the future.

    Here’s a LOOSE description of what went down and who was there to attest.

    Warmup: SSHs, BKs, HKs, Imperial Walker Squats, GMs.

    Thang: Mosey over to workout Equipment for 3 sets of Pull ups x 5, alternating w/ 10 squats.

    Mosey to Lakefront, stopping at each intersection for some exercises: Putins, Leg Raises, Crunchy Frogs, Merkins, Mountain Climbers, Peter Parkers, Al Gores, Chill Cut Planks. Then off to Rips for some up and over work before heading back to the Marsh to close out.

    Thanks to the always loquacious Bushwacker for praying us out!

    Good to be back out there in the gloom with you men. F3–Always pushing ahead, always pushing forward!

  • You Can’t Eat Antlers

    YHC rolled in hot this AM, a little sluggish and regretting taking part in the All -you-can-eat Peel and Eat promotion at Half Shell Oyster House in Mobile, on a late ride in from work in FL.

    Warm Ups:  Good Mornings, Toe Touches, Wind mills, Arm Circles, SS Hops

    Pax Moseyed over to the tunel and partnered up. While PAX 1 completed esercises, Pax 2 Jogged down the incline and flat bottom, then sprinted up, and repeated on the way back and flapjacked. Repeated 4 rounds. Exercises were as follows: Round 1 Burpees, Round 2 Squats, Round 3 Merkins, Round 4 LBCs.

    PAX then moseyed back over to the Trailhead Marketplace area, and together, ran 1/4 mile laps around the trailhead complex. At each 1/2 lap, PAX completed 100 of each of the following exercises, stopping when the 1st PAX reached 100: Ice Skaters, Squats, Flutter Kicks. At the end of final stop, PAX completed 50 Burpees, with every man “Finishing Strong” going all the way to 50 (modified from 100). 

    We made our way to the Flag to do Counto Namo.  Pelican prayed us out.

    Afterwards some  F2 chatter about the upcoming F2 gathering at The Tap Room. And some discussions about hunting and how it’s ok to hunt/kill doe(as opposed to coveted Bucks). Since, according to Pelican, “You Can’t Eat Antlers.”

  • Boot, Scoot, and Burpee

    It was F3 Northshore’s own ne’er-present Ocho that EH’d YHC exactly a year ago. The High Impact Men of this group routinely post to support each other and lift each other up, day in and day out. Despite the broken leg and ankle, there was no way YHC was going to give up his anniversary Q and miss out on celebrating this gift of F3. So, with QIC donning a Boot and a Knee Scooter, we got started with a long “warm up”:

    12 x Toe Touches

    12 x Arm Circles

    12 x Gas Pumps

    12 x Putins

    12 x Scissors

    12 x Heels to Heaven

    12 x Air Presses

    12 x Oblique V-Ups

    12 x Little Manny Crunches

    12 x Crunchy Frog

    12 x Freddy Mercuries

    12 x Van Gohdas

    12ish Flutter Kicks

    12 x Morrocan Night Clubs

    12 x Lazy Peter Parkers

    12 x Scorpion Kicks

    12 x LBCs

    12 x Cherry Pickers

    12 x Cherry Pickers

    …and 1 Burpee

    Short scoot toward Mississippi and we circled up for some high rep Mucho Chesto:

    18 x Merkins

    18 x Wide Merkins

    18 x Diamond Merkins

    18 x Stagger Left Merkins

    18 x Stagger Right Merkins

    …followed by 12s. Why 12, and not 11 asks Jose 10k. Because that’s how many screws are in the old kicker, Jose.

    We partnered into groups of 3 and completed Freak Nasties on the Lake Wall and Big Boy Sit Ups on the side walk with 2 Partners carrying the third in between. Grundy and Toto were great sports as they quickly learned that they’d be carrying QIC for each run. Thanks guys!

    Circled up for a Mucho Chesto bonus:

    12 x Military Merkins

    12 x Makhtar N’ Merkins (5 count?, 6 count?…who’s counting?)

    12 x Irkins

    12 x Carolina Drydocks

    12 x Dirkins

    Back to the shovel flag for some Mary:

    Hello Dollies

    Jane Fondas (Left)

    Abrinome

    H2H Freddy Mercuries

    Wife Pleasers (grunted out by Sparky)

    Jane Fondas (Right)

    100s

    …and 1 Burpee

    Counterama; Name-orama; Maverick prayed out the group of 21 PAX. Thanks for following my handicapped lead, men. SYITG.

  • Like Finding Candy Corn in My Advent Calendar…..

    …. as I was totally confused, by the crowd that posted at the Gipper this morning. New faces, and faces I have not seen in awhile. Then some regulars missing.

    Here is how it went:

    Disclaimer

    Warmup; All 20xIC, side straddle hops, good mornings, high knees, arm circles, seal jacks, arm circles, imperial walkers, mummy kicks, hill-billys, toe touches

    Over to the rock pile: grab a rock ( or giant boulder if your name is Butt Splice or Shooter) for; rows, overhead presses, curls, forward presses, elfs on the shelfs.

    Over to the Taj-Mahal parking lot for a ladder shuffles, forward, reverse and both laterals,

    To the front of the Taj-Mahal for a merkin ring-of fire.

    Mosey to the Justice Center parking garage for backwards lunge walks and sprints up the ramps. once on top did a few one minute exercises followed by run-arounds.

    No Mary today, as we went overtime

    Butt Splice prays us out

    Thanks for letting me lead today. I had a ribald good time.

  • Reduce, reuse, recycle

    It occurred to your humble correspondent that different PAX attend our Northshore AO’s so to reduce my (feeble) mental effort I recycled my Q plan from my first Q session.  YHC can only pull that scam once though, since life’s too short to be too predictable.

    CONDITIONS

    77 Degrees and 88% humidity; RealFeel®85°

    DISCLAIMER

    Q was an untrained, amateur offering free advice that was probably overpriced.  Don’t take this man’s advice on any topic more complicated than, “what day is it today?”  Caveat emptor, etc., etc.

    THE WARM-UP

    YHC stammered his way through a set of warm-up exercises.  PAX were able to follow his garbled instructions.  All exercises done IC

    SSH

    Good mornings

    Abe Vigodas

    Imperial walkers

    High knees

     

    THE THANG

    Leg day

    YHC has been convinced by the Bro-postle that F3 bros don’t let F3 bros skip leg day.  After a very short mosey we dived in to an old fashioned Squat-o-Rama.

    1. Single leg squats on a bench aka Maraviches (Because a single leg squat is a pistol.  Work with me, people)  10X each leg IC

    2. Split squats using the bench.  10X each leg IC

    3.  Single leg burpees.  10X each leg

    4. Shaun Whites (aka Snowboard Hops) 15X

    5. Ohno’s (aka Skater Jumps) 15X

    6. Box jumps 10X

    7. Marios (aka Single Leg Knee hops) 10X each leg IC…,much tougher when done

    8. Wojo’s (Squat jumps) 10x OYO

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    Tuesday Tradition

    It seems like on most Tuesday mornings the PAX end up doing some sort of running.  (hills, Fartleks [heh], etc.)  YHC kept the streak alive.

    The assembled PAX lined up for a semi-Spartan sequence: 100 yard sprints followed by 10 merkins.  Rinse and repeat 12 times.

    The internet says that Gareth Bale is the world’s fastest footballer (soccer to you gringoes) but based on this morning, I’d wager on Zoolander in a head to head.

     

    CountORama and NameORama

    2 PAX strong; a small, but mighty group

     

    COT

    Thanks F3 brethren for calling me to lead and thanks for pushing me to greater heights.

     

     

  • Monday Blues

    Monday morning, Labor Day, in the rain thats beast mode if you ask me!!

    4 pax square up at center court for a butt splice beat down.

    Warm up.

    10 SSH ic

    10 Toe touches ic

    10 toe touches legs apart ic

    enough of that…

    50 merks oyo

    50 squats oyo

    30 merks oyo

    30 squats oyo

    10 merks oyo

    10 squats oyo

    run backwards from base line to half the turn and sprint 6x

    bear crawl to half bear crawl backwards back to base line 6x

    mosey to lakefront aprox. 1/2 mile

    50 box jumps oyo

    30 box jumps oyo

    10 box jumps oyo

    walk jog run sequence back to the AO

    20 russian twist ic

    10 frog crunchy ic 10

    heal touches ic

    countarama

    nameorama

    cot wacker prays us out!

    thank you warriors for posting!!

     

  • Carpe Diem Convergence

    The F3 Nation knew about YHC before YHC knew about the F3 Nation.  You see, YHC’s brother-in-law, Lynchpin, lives in Charlotte.  In the early days, before the F3 Nation planted its flag in NOLA, Lynchpin routinely and enthusiastically regaled YHC with stories of legendary beatdowns and CSAUPs, tongue in cheek nicknames, funny exercise names and other F3 lore.  Then, when F3 decided to expand to NOLA, Lynchpin tried to EH YHC, but YHC begged off.  It all sounded, well to be honest, like a cult and how could YHC trust Lynchpin anyway?  After all, he married YHC’s sister.  Ugh.  But resistance was futile.  The NOLA PAX crossed Lake Pontchartrain in its Durham boat, Reluctant Yankee at the helm like George Washington crossing the Delaware. Nacho and Chewy fell in upon the PAX’s arrival and, together, they planted the shovel flag in the Gloom on April 9, 2016.  F3 Northshore was born.  How could YHC resist a free workout in his own backyard?

    A few weeks later, the NOLA PAX boarded their Durham boat and retreated back across the Lake, leaving the Northshore PAX to make the most of their gift of F3.  We stumbled about, we made mistakes, we created a new AO only to abandon it a few weeks later, and we had more than a few beatdowns with one or two PAX.  Somehow, however, we made it and two years later look forward to seeing one another regularly to suffer and have fun together.

    As this morning’s two year anniversary convergence approached and YHC learned that the weather more likely than not would be awful, there was no concern.  Two years of meeting rain or shine, hot or cold, left no doubt in YHC’s mind that the PAX would post.  And post they did.  And you know what?  The weather held off just long enough for us to celebrate our birthday with a 3 hour beatdown, visiting 5 of 6 Northshore AOs by the mechanical device known as the bicycle.

    Mandeville Lakefront:  4 burpees OYO, 19 SSHs IC, 20 IWs IC, and 16 Seal Jacks IC.

    Captain’s Cove:  4 vertical jumps OYO, 19 Copperhead Squats IC, 20 Sumo Squats IC, and 16 Regular Squats IC.

    Milestone Marsh: 4 plyo Merkins OYO, 19 Merkins IC, 20 Shoulder Taps IC, 16 slow seconds Mission Impossible.

    At this point, Chewy politely pointed out that he had figured out what YHC was up to with the count but that our birthday is April 9, 2016, not April 19, 2016.  Point well taken.

    Grandmother’s House:  4 Sister Mary Katherine’s OYO, 9 front to back lunges IC, 20 45 degree lunges IC, and 16 later lunges IC.

    And then, after a 10 mile mosey on the Tammany Trace to Covington:

    The Gipper:  4 Freddy Mercury’s IC, 9 Freddy Flutters IC, 20 Hello Dolly’s IC, and 16 Flutter Kicks IC.

    Then we mounted our bikes for the 10 mile ride back to the shovel flag for the countorama, nameorama, Shooter’s prayer and a coffeeteria, arriving about an hour later than anticipated.  No one will confuse YHC for a Swiss train conductor after this morning’s logistics, that’s for sure.

    Thanks for letting me lead, guys, and thanks for your willingness to try something different and new and for posting despite the threatening weather and actually being disappointed it didn’t pour on us.

    Some parting thoughts:

    We’ve come a long way on the Northshore.  Things have become almost comfortable and, while there’s a lot of positive to that sentiment, there are dangers too.  We could stop growing.

    So here’s a call to action.  Commit to EH’ing more FNGs and supporting them through their virgin post so that they return.  Commit to Q’ing more workouts, putting time into planning your Qs, and posting timely BackBlasts.  Commit to a CSAUP.  Commit to making yourself better and leading by example, always keeping your eyes open for growth and leadership in all three of the Fs.  If we want F3 Northshore to grow, then we are the ones that need to make it happen.

    Carpe Diem.

     

     

     

     

  • 3 Musketeers at the Scramble

    It was cold in the gloom this morning at the Scramble.  After some mumble chatter, we got right to it.

     

    Warmup (all IC):  10 SSHs, butt kicks, high knees, Wind Mills, plank-jacks, shoulder taps.

    Pre thang:  3 minutes of pull-ups, freak nasties, shoulder shrugs, in rotation

    Thang:  3.2mi run.

    Post Thang Mary (all IC): 20 IBCs, Flutter Kicks, Hello Dollys, Wife Pleasers

    I was glad to have two of my F3 brothers post for my first Q, especially on such a cold gloom.  Looking forward to many more with this band of men.