F3 New Orleans

Tag: Mothership

  • Man, the weather was great this morning!

    This weekend was hopefully a start to why many of live here in the south,  the heat has not arrived and the cold is on the way out.  And In New Orleans,  spring time means the start of festival season and all things outdoors including Saturday  F3 workouts where the “Gloom” term may very well be omitted.  “Roll down the windows, pull down the top,  crank up the Beach Boys and don’t let the musics stop,  we were born to rock…..”  well not quite southern California but enough to pull in a good crowd Saturday morning for F3 New Orleans.

    Here is how it actually went:

    Quick disclaimer and off to mosey to museum area.  I had my doubts last night the way my lower back felt from Hawg’s Friday morning Rock City with squat jumps and rocks and the ISI challenge of the day.  However we all persevere.

    Warm ups

    (25) IW

    (20) Windmills

    (30) Arm circles

    (26) peter parkers

    (31) SSH I think…

    First activity

    Over to the field to measure against the trees:

    Bear crawl to first,  (10) squat jumps (w.o a rock today)

    Lump walk to 2nd tree, (15) monkey Humpers

    Repeat (3) more times for a total (8) trees

    That was a leg focus,  with a bit of mumble chatter…

    Second Activity

    Over to Fountain:

    (8) Decline mercan

    (8) dips

    (8) Incline mercan

    Repeat another time

    That was a upper body focus

    Mosey over to Foundry for timer base work outs

    Break into (2) groups:

    1 runs an Indian run as primary timer

    Other works (6) stations —  (10) burps (secondary timer), pull ups, dips, step ups, leg pulls while hanging

    Repeated Twice till 7:15

    Back to Peristyle for Mary

    (25) IBCs

    2:00 of plank hold

    (20) flutter kicks

    (25) J LOs

    1:30 of Shoulder taps

    (20) Hello Dollys

    Enough….

    Back to COT for names, FNG naming, Announcements, Prayer requests and Prayer of thanks.

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

    PS.  — My apologies for those I missed in PAX below,  let me know my misses and I will update.

     

     

  • Double Dir-TAYY Mac Deuce

    Pre-Thang:  Weather was awesome 70-ish with the temp, a little humid but nothing crazy.  Ground was wet from Friday rains – perfect for something on your six.

    My first workout ever with OBT was a Dirty MacDeuce.  It makes me happy every time.  Happy in an I hate you but I love you kind of way.  So on past Saturdays I have often done a regular old Dirty MacDeuce.  I have done other things — Rounds with Tyson, 11’s, the Route 66, the baseball diamond, deck of death, etc but I have always loved the total body workout given by a MacDeuce.  So I wanted to one up it – and I Q’d a Double Dirty Mac.

    The Thang:  Mosey to the big Quad.  Here we did a SSH x 20, Merks x 20, Imperial Walker Squats x 20, Low SLow Squats x 20.

    LOOOONG Mosey to the track.  Through some puddles.  Tried to go around then at some point it was too much so we just went through the muck.

    Once at the track we did some LBCs just to rest from the long Mosey.  Then we went straight into the DMac.

    Lap with backwards run at the end — Circle we did:  Staggered Merks, Roaches, Reg Squats x 12

    Lap with kerioke at the end —  Circle we did:  Staggered Merks – Right, Freddie Merks, Lunge x 12

    Lap with butt kicks at the end — Circle we did:  Diamond Merks, Iron Cross, Lunges to the side x 12

    Lap with high skips at the end — Circle we did:  Plank Walk, Pickle Pounders, Lunge backwards x 12

    Started to worry about time so the 2nd mac deuce we had to double up all exercises.

    First lap Indian Run.  Second lap on your own.

    We did x 24 Mat Jumps (had to make up 4 at the end), Russian Twists, and Shoulder Taps

    2 full laps – at your own pace

    We did x 24 Hip Dips, x 24 Nolan Ryans, x 24 Low Country Crab

    We did it!  With 5 min to the buzzer and mumblechatter holding my feet to the fire about the “time email”  we walked to the street and ran to the flag.

    We arrived at exactly 730am.  Good job men.   We logged 3.6 miles.

    Rudy arrived from his LONG run just in time for the Circle

    Immediately after I couldn’t stay for coffee – I had to hustle to the 504k race.

    COT:  For Splash.  For friends who are sick.

    Thanks for letting me lead.

     

     

  • Endymion Mambo #3

    Despite a likely chance of rain in the forecast, 14 PAX made their way to The Mothership for the annual Endymion Mambo workout.  Skies were clear which allowed YHC to stick to the weinke and not resort to plan B.  The usual pleasantries exchanged, including a shout out to Fracsac for procuring a new shovel flag w/the official F3 flag…now we’re legit!  Here’s what we did:

    Carpi lap around The Great Lawn then mosey to The Peristyle for some Mardi Gras music and festive warmup with a theme to be figured out as we go:

    • Copperhead Squats x20
    • Arm Circle x20
    • Rosalitas x20
    • Nolan Ryans x10R x10L
    • Imperial Walkers x20
    • V-ups x20
    • Abe Vigodas x10
    • Low Country Crab x20
    • Tempo Merkins x15
    • Imperial Squat Walkers x15 (at this point JV and Yankee had the “Carnival Time” theme figured out)
    • Mountain Climbers x20
    • Elbow Plank x1min while jamming to Carnival Time

    Mosey towards City Park Ave. with a pit stop for a 40yd bear crawl.  From there, we embarked on a 1/2 mile run along the Orleans Ave parade route past Carrollton Ave, then plank on the neutral ground and wait for the six.  Here we circled up for a COP with some Mardi Gras favorites playing the whole time.

    • Tempo Merkin x20
    • American Hammer x20
    • Peter Parker x20
    • LBT x20
    • Tempo Merkin x15

    Time to head back down Orleans Ave and reconvene near City Park Ave where we started the run.  This stretch is always festive and typically involves a bunch on onlookers wondering why the hell we are out doing what we do.  T-claps to those who pushed hard at the front of the PAX.  Double T-claps to Garbrielle for sweeping the six.  From there, a short mosey over to the float staging area near Marconi Ave.  Here’s what went down there:

    Crowd Pleaser Ladder – starting with (1) Groiner and (1) Merkin at the first float, then run to second for 2:2, then third float 3:3, ….up to seventh float for 7:7.  Here we crossed paths with a another run group (Move Ya Brass?) out there starting the day off right too.

    Mosey over to the light pole for:  Lunge Walk to first pole, 5 Burpees, Lunge to second, 5 Burpees, Lunge to third, 5 Burpees, plank and wait.

    The home stretch included a mosey OYO to the Peristyle benches where we enjoyed the following:

    • Dips x15
    • RL Step Ups x20
    • LL Step Ups x20
    • Dips x20

    Then circling up under the Peristyle to bring it home:

    • Penguins x20
    • Wife Pleasers x20
    • Mardi Gras Mambo Plank-jack-a-thon (hold high plank for entire Mardi Gras Mambo song, with plank jack for every “Mambo” and merkin for every “down in New Orleans”).  This lasted 2:12 and was a doosey…in the past we did this early in the workout and it was a bit more palatable.
    • Hip Flexers x30sec ea side to help stretch it out.

    Capped off the morning with a COT.  The running, cadence counts, and planks had YHC was a bit woosey by this point so don’t recall much of the details other than praying for a safe Mardi Gras season and some special intentions.  A few PAX stuck around for more F2 at the usual coffee depot.

    Thanks to those who posted despite the threat of rainy weather.  Also, t-claps to those who still posted after late night parade festivities hours earlier.  Also, for those tracking RRR mileage, one report was that we covered 2.6 miles and another had it at 3.5.  I’m leaning more to the 2.6.

    Always great to lead.  Happy Mardi Gras to all!

    Tool

     

     

     

     

  • The Mande Monkey-Humpers

    Our regularly scheduled Saturday foreplay became irregular this morning, with both Shooter and Bushwacker respecting the time a little too much, misremembering the start time as 0600 rather than 0610.  A bewildered Tanked Up watched from his car as PAX would randomly show up and take off in different directions.  This “respecting the time” would become a bit of a theme for Bushwacker, who kept an especially strict eye on his watch for the entirety of today’s beatdown.

    Warm-Up:  SSH, Seal Jacks, IC x 25 / 10 8-Count Bodybuilders / Windmills, IW’s, Hillbillies, IC x 15 / 10 8-Count Bodybuilders / Mountain Climbers, IC x50.

    The Thang:

    First stop this morning would be the gazebo for a COP.  Everybody grab your ankles and hold, while each PAX does 10 monkey humpers, rotating around the circle.  x2.  T-Claps to Chewy who, as usual, demonstrated perfect form.  (No one asked if this came from excessive practice.)  Around this time a drone began circling overhead, presumably sent by Captain Sparkles to get some aerial footage of the PAX for F3 Nation’s front page.  What could be better advertisement for F3 than a group of monkey-humping PAX?  Move over, Milkshakers!

    Next up, derkin wave.  Tank, being the indomitable beast that he is, suggested 10 derks per man while PAX holds declined plank, so we got to it.  After one round, YHC felt we still had a little left in the tank, pun intended, so we rotated once more with a single derkin per man.

    Final gazebo wave was an Al Gore hold while each man performed 10 squat jumps.  Quick 10 count and onward to the sloppy field for….

    BOMBS!  Partner up, P1 runs to the previously-coined “headless penis” and back to relieve P2, who began the work of accumulating the following totals: 50x Burpees, 100x Overhead Claps, 150x Merkins, 200x Big-boy Sit-ups, 250x Squats.  At this point, the Wacker, who was a thorn in my side throughout the beatdown, gave his own disclaimer: sit-ups are not good for you, military institutions have abandoned them, yada-yada-yada.  YHC briefly toyed with the idea of increasing the sit-up total, but our resident physical therapist stepped up, explaining how to use slower, more controlled movements to decrease the chances of injury, and so the attempted mutiny was quashed.  Modify if necessary, people.

    This one took a bit longer than expected, with all the running back and forth adding a decent chunk to our RRR totals, and so we didn’t have much time to do the planned third pearl of this morning’s beatdown.  However, despite Bushwacker’s increasingly desperate pleas to turn back, YHC figured we could at least complete part one of that pearl.

    So, keep your partners, and mosey onward to the far side of the bridge.  P1 performs 4×4’s (burpees with 4 merkins, and 4 mountain climbers per leg), while P2 bear crawls forward down and backwards back up the bridge.  Flapjack.

    Finally, pull Bushwacker off the ledge (literally, of the bridge), and mosey back to the flag to find Turtle, looking way too clean in a sparkling white t-shirt.  With Turtle jeering us on: Leg Raises, IC x20, Putins IC x 20, and… “Lob Lollies,” IC x 15.

    Countdown, nameorama, and Manny prayed us out.  Onward to the coffetería, where it should be noted that our faithful barista, who has put up with both the smell and disorderly conduct of the PAX for well over a year of Saturdays, is finally moving on to better things.  We wish him luck (and better tippers).

    Thanks PAX, I had a great time this morning – always appreciate the opportunity to lead you men!

  • The Loop is in play

    Disclaimer….

    Warm up:

    1. SSH X 30
    2. Abe Vigoda X 15
    3. L/S/Squats X 25
    4. AC X 10F/10B
    5. IW X 25

    Now the Loop:

    Break into Pax of 3.  One of the Pax to the Great Lawn; One of the Pax to the Fountain; Third member runs from Fountain to Lawn; Guy at lawn then runs to Fountain….and so on and so forth.

    Great Lawn:

    1. Monkey Humpers X 20
    2. Lunges X 20 each leg
    3. Merkins X 20

    Repeat until teammate arrives

    Fountain:

    1. Rt Leg Step ups X 20
    2. Dips X 20
    3. Lft Leg Step ups X 20

    Repeat until teammate arrives

    Continual loop for 45 minutes.

     

    Great Lawn for a little Mary….

    1. LBC’s X 35
    2. AH/RT X 25
    3. Superman to Boat – 2 min

    COT – Count off/Announcements/Intentions/Prayer/Adjourn/Coffee/Laughter/Tears/Goodbye

  • On the Fly at The Mothership

    Reluctant Yankee was scheduled to Q for the Mothership, but the Baton Rouge Launch was calling for him like a Hyena mother calls for her pups in the middle of the night. Since YHC had some commitments with the M this day, it made sense to take the Q and let our Regional Nantan show his F3 physique to all the new Baton Rouge men, a sign of what F3 will do for you.
    YHC was preparing the beatdown the night before, then a bottle of wine came calling, similar to some of the calls made by referees against the Saints in a playoff game. There was just too much to consider….would it be raining….would it be muddy….does any of that really matter…..?
    With the list sabotaged, it would have to be on the Fly!
    After a brief disclaimer, and some mumblechatter from Rudy about being one of the worst he’s ever heard, it was off to the peristyle for a warmup. Rudy went the other way, running his 20 miles this day in preparation for his marathon in March. That’s some serious commitment! T-Claps to Rudy!

    Warmup
    SSH IC x 31
    Imperial Squat Walkers IC x 10
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20
    Peter Parkers IC x 20
    Parker Peters IC x 20

    Mosey to the NOMA Fountain
    Box Jumps x 10 OYO (No Bongo today, so all good)
    Derkins IC x 10 (4 count)
    LL Step Ups IC x 10
    RL Step Ups IC x 10

    Short mosey to the line of trees for a modified Dora (Thanks to Tool for the inspiration at the Uptowner beat down)
    Partner Up
    Pax 1 Bear crawls from tree 1 to tree 2, then backward bear crawl from tree 2 to tree 1.
    Pax 2 does Burpees
    Flapjack
    Continue until 100 Burpees cumulative is complete.

    Short mosey to the bike path on the other side of NOMA for the Bataan Death March
    Indian Run on bike path, with last pax dropping for 5 burpees, then sprint to front of the line. YHC was the last Pax to drop for Burpees, and the Pax conspired to speed up the mosey to bring a little extra pain to yours truly. Well played……

    Shorty mosey back to the row of trees for a modified Burpee merkin fest
    First tree
    5 regular burpees
    Bear Crawl to second tree
    5 double merkin burpees
    Lunge walk to third tree
    5 triple merkin burpees
    Bear Crawl to fourth tree
    5 quadruple merkin burpees
    Lunge walk to fifth tree (you guessed it)
    5 quintuple merkin burpees
    Sprint back to first tree

    Mumble chatter was flowing about burpees, so more burpees shall be served up!

    Short Mosey to the NOMA Fountain
    Partner Up
    Pax 1 run up steps, do 5 burpees, run back to fountain
    Pax 2 Dips AMRAP at the fountain
    Flapjack until 5 full evolutions are complete, or 25 burpees to each pax

    Short mosey to green space near the tracks for some Mary
    Flutter Kicks IC x 20 (YHC commented to keep your head off the ground, which induced much mumble chatter for all of Mary)
    Tin Snip IC x 20
    Hello Dolly IC x 20
    LBC IC x 20
    Freddie Mercury IC x 20
    Putins IC x 10

    Mosey back to VSF. Upon arrival YHC found one minute remaining, so mosey to the Great Lawn for 10 Burpees OYO.
    Mosey back to VSF.

    COT

    Count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and closed with a prayer to the Sky Q.

    NMM
    T-Claps to the several Pax that found their way to Baton Rouge today to help spread F3, which is a gift that is difficult to describe in words. We come together from all walks of life, where we share a common goal, which is to become better men and to become stronger leaders, among other things. I’m honored to be a part of F3. The coffeteria after the beat down is always great, and is never dull!
    The Pax each did roughly 115 burpees today, with a lot of other exercises. Well done, men!

    SYITG!

  • A Mild Morning at the Mothership

    T-Claps to Butt Splice for continuing to bring out the FNG’s – producing not one, but two on this balmy 41° morning.  And in turn, t-claps to FNG The Clap for convincing fellow FNG Phooey that he was attending some sort of outdoor bible study group in workout clothes.  Hey, whatever it takes.

    Now you know that things have warmed up around here when everyone goes back to ordering iced coffees at coffeteria.  The cold front that brought temperatures down to a record 16° at The Gipper on Wednesday have hardened our PAX, and typical winter Louisiana weather now seems downright cozy.  So off with the knit caps and the Driving Miss Daisy gloves (Tanked Up!), and down to business:

    Warm Up: SSH, Seal Jacks, Windmills, IW’s, Good Mornings, Mummy Kicks, High Knees, Butt Kicks. Then mosey East to circle up for…

    COP: Holding plank, the PAX performed: Mountain Climbers, Peter Parkers, MC’s, Shoulder Taps, MC’s, all 20x IC, followed by 10x Merkins OYO.  Quick rest, before:

    Round 2: MC’s, Parker Peters, MC’s, Plank Jacks, 20x IC, followed by 20x Merkins OYO.  Recover and mosey to the Lakefront Playground for….

    Partner Routine 1: P1 does 20x Big Boy Sit-ups followed by 20x Merkins continuously while…

    P2 starts at Pad 1 with 20x LBC’s, then crab walks to Pad 2 for 20x Plank Jacks, bear crawls to Pad 3 for 20x Squat Jumps, then bunny hops to the start.  Partners flapjack until each has done 3 rounds.

    Partner Routine 2: P1 does Lt. Dans down the stretch, sprints back, while P2 does Burpees.  Switcheroo.  If you need instructions on the lunge-to-squat ratio for Lt. Dans, ask Maverick, I think he went to a fancy New Orleans school.  And if you need to know why shots of Cuervo the night before an F3 workout might not be a great idea, ask Phooey.  (Though to his credit, he was unaware of what he was getting into this morning, and was somehow able to finish without splashing merlot.  An impressive feat.)

    Then a Double Applesauce Bataan Death March back to the flag for…

    Mary: Putins 25x IC, Leg Raises 15x IC, Crunchy Frogs 12x IC.

    Countdown, nameorama, naming of the FNG’s, and…. hey, who shows up, but EiEi – just in time for free coffee and to plug his event, The Krazy Ivan.  Tanked Up sent us out to coffeteria with a great prayer.   Thanks gents for a great start to the weekend, it’s always a pleasure to lead this group.  And hey, wash your tank tops, dust off that ushanka, do what you need to do, but whatever you do – show up tonight.  The Ivan is finally here and our honor rests in your hands.

  • Moroccan Nightclub

    PRE-THANG

    The faithful pax roll up in the gloom of the morning for their last beatdown of 2017! Those that are hungry for more get up extra early for 2miles of foreplay. QIC, shooter, steve, and turbo break the ice.

    WARMARAMA

    Committed pax are stirring up some mumble chatter as we roll up bringing in a sunrise to remember. The flag waves and we start on schedule as some late risers are rolling in to join the pax.

    50 SSH IC  to keep the pax on their toes.

    neck rolls and shoulder shrugs (f&r) 20 ic give Mash a hint that there is something brewing here.

    Sun gods f&r 20 ic, Moroccan nightclubs 20 ic, overhead claps 20 ic, another set of moroccan nightclubs 20 ic, and lastly another round of sun gods f&r 20 ic this stirs up much mumble chatter as the burn is almost to much to bare! but this is F3!!!

    good mornings 20ic

    bend to the side in a standing position .. something tells me good afternoons would be a good name for these 20ic l&r

    and finally…

    seal jacks 20ic

    Thang

    mosey to a stretch of the sea wall for some..

    derkins 12ic

    and freak nasties 12ic

    rinse and repeat 10ic

    and to keep the pax lower body proportional we do some 11s

    squats into a lunge walk into sister mary catherines with a sprint back in a ascending and descending order.

    mosey to an oldie but goodie (obg) round of rips as if our legs weren’t jello already

    this is 7 long minutes of

    rocky balboas 10 oyo

    run up the steps and back down

    apollo creeds 10 oyo

    rince and repeat until time! yikes!!!

    and to top it off QHC utilizes the longest block in mandeville to have the pax mosey half the block (equivalent of 1 city block)  and full blown sprint the second half. and when QHC seen Captain Sparkles belly up on the floor looking for his next breath… QHC thought it be good to do the same for the way back!! these guys have jet packs!! crazy ivan prep!!

    at that point QIC need to catch his breath so decided to take a knee and share with the pax my philosophy on life and vision going into the new year! NEW YEAR NEW MIND

    and back into the beatdown we continue…

    wife pleasers 20 ic

    heal taps 20 ic

    wife pleasers again 20ic

    jane fondas 15ic

    pulses 15 ic

    toe to knee 15 ic pulses

    rince and repeat on other side

    MARY

    lbc 20ic

    freddie mercury 20 ic

    russian twists 20 ic

    heal taps 20 ic

    v ups 7 ic

    COT, BOM, coffeteria with a surprise visit from Grundy!

    Thank you Maverick for praying us out!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • The Top 10 of 2017

    As 2017 comes to a close, 10 men came (eventually) to the Mothership to better themselves in preparation for the new year. It was a fitting gloomy morning, 40 degrees and overcast with a little fog, perfect for a December work-out. As Hawg likes to say, iron sharpens iron. So I decided to lean on the Iron Men of F3 NOLA to plan for the gloomy beat-down today. I reviewed back-blasts from the last year to come up with a Top 10 Work-Outs of 2017. Apologies if I left your favorite work-out off the list, or if I over-looked a particularly good beating you personally delivered. This Top 10 list is not all-inclusive, but a smathering of good work-outs from 2017. Credit was given to the men who delivered the original beat-down. The usual disclaimer was provided, and off we go.

    We moseyed to the Great Lawn for the Warm-Up COP. Five men started the work-out as the original crew, 3 more joined half-way through.

    Exercise #10: the SNOWFLAKE

    On one particular chilly Saturday morning in January, Shorty delivered the SNOWFLAKE, in honor of the cold weather, and maybe Rudy’s up-coming ski trip. No better way to warm-up than a Shorty warm-up, incorporating arms, legs, core, and yoga!

    S   SSH x 17 IC. Everything will be 17 reps today, in honor of closing out 2017
    N   Nipple scrapers x 17 IC: high plank, under the fence, back under to starting position
    O   Oblique planks, 30 seconds left arm, 30 seconds right arm
    W  Imperial Walkers x 17 IC
    F   Floyd Mayweathers x 17 IC
    L   Lunges x 17 IC, alternating legs
    A   Alternating Shoulder Taps x 17 IC
    K   Knee Tucks: Squat jumps (tucking the knees) x 17 OYO
    E   BurpEEs, 10 OYO. (Originally Shorty did Eleven’s here, but YHC modified for time)

    Kim Chi arrives! After getting stood up at Troubled Waters, Kim Chi high-tailed it to the Mothership. I think it took him 12 minutes, obeying all speed limits and traffic laws, of course.

    Exercise #9: Frac Dora

    Dora 1-2-3 is an F3 staple. Frac Sac modified Dora 1-2-3 to make the runner work harder. Split into pairs, and each pair completes 100 Merkins, 200 LBC’s, and 300 squats. Each man runs across the Great Lawn and completes:
    Round 1: 5 Burpees
    Round 2: 10 Imperial Walkers
    Round 3: 15 Monkey Humpers
    Round 4: 20 Squats
    Frac Sac made each man run AROUND the Great Lawn and stop in the corners for the above exercises. YHC modified to run ACROSS the Great Lawn for time.

    Exercise #8: Plank-o-rama

    We moseyed over to NOMA and stopped by the train tracks. Rudy is legendary for his ability to hold a plank for an eternity, and torture the rest of the PAX. On one particular Saturday in 2017, during his many trips to OKC, he dedicated a Plank-o-rama to the 5 civilized Indian Tribes of Oklahoma, each representing one point on the 5-point star on the Oklahoma State flag. We did the same today. (Sadly, Rudy had not yet joined us at this point, so he will only read about the glory.) Plank-o-rama with no recovery in-between:

    Tribe 1: Chickasaw Peter Parkers x 17 IC
    Tribe 2: Chocktaw Parker Peters x 17 IC
    Tribe 3: Creek Plank Jacks x 17 IC
    Tribe 4: Seminole Floyd Mayweathers x 17 IC
    Tribe 5: Cherokee Shoulder Taps x 17 IC

    Exercise #7: Tree BLIMPS

    After only 3 exercises, we were 30 minutes into our beat-down! Time to pick up the pace! We strolled over to the tree line on Lelong Drive in front of NOMA. “Not running the Trees…” murmured Kim Chi. Something like that! Tree BLIMPS have always been a favorite of mine. I have seen Yankee, Hawg, and Rudy lead these, so they get the credit.

    5 Burpees, run to the next tree
    10 Lunges each leg, run to the next tree
    15 Imperial Walkers, run to the next tree
    20 Merkins, run to the next tree
    25 Plank Jacks, run to the next tree
    30 Squats, run to the next tree

    Exercise #6: Animals on Parade

    Also an exercise used by many, Animals on Parade have been lead by Mr. Awesome and Shorty on Saturdays in 2017. However, Shorty wanted no credit for it today… Animal walk to the next tree, heading back towards NOMA.

    Bear Crawl to the next tree
    Crab Walk to the next tree
    Duck Walk to the next tree
    Frog Jump to the next tree
    Human Walk to the next tree

    Exercise #5: Merkin Ladder

    After a water break, we moseyed to the steps in front of NOMA. The Merkin Ladder is a real crowd-pleaser, and has been lead by Frac Sac and Da Parish. We performed a Merkin Ladder up the steps in front of NOMA.
    Step 1: 1 Merkin, Step 2: 2 Merkins, Step 3: 3 Merkins, all the way to the top.

    Exercise #4: Foundry Circuit

    Another staple of any City Park beat-down, the Foundry Circuit is good to incorporate upper body, lower body, core, and kill time. We decided to give credit for this one to Amnesty. After all, Da Parish informed me that Amnesty Q’ed the most work-outs in 2017! Way to Lead, Amnesty!!!

    We moseyed to the Baby Foundry, aka the Refinery, for this one. Four stations. Running short on time now, we only completed 1 round.
    10 Pull-Ups (for Amnesty) had the count
    Body Dips
    Hanging Knee Ups
    Step Ups

    Exercise #3: Calf Raises

    Always a favorite of Jingle Vader. JV can do calf raises until the cows come home. I guess that’s what gives him his shapely legs… We moseyed to the back gates of Tad Gormley field and each grabbed some iron for calf raises:
    Standard calf raises x 17 IC
    Toes-out calf raises x 17 IC
    Toes-in calf raises x 17 IC

    Exercise #2: The Hotel Trifecta, aka the Suck-It, aka the Suck-A$$

    We moseyed back to the Great Lawn for this exercise, introduced by Tool in early December. Tool found this exercise in Men’s Health, where it was suggested this exercise may be good to perform in one’s hotel room while traveling. After completing this exercise a few weeks ago, the ensuing mumble chatter suggested we should change the name to the Suck-It, or maybe the Suck-A$$. Back then, we completed three 3-minute rounds. Today YHC modified to 1 round for time.

    3 minutes: 6 SSH, 6 squat jumps, 6 Merkins
    Complete as many rounds as possible, OYO, in 3 minutes. Shout out number as each round is completed.
    Triple Shift won with 9.5 rounds. Not an easy task, I remind you. RESPECT!

    Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy strolled up after his run to join the COT. Little did he know, he arrived just in time for the #1 work-out of 2017!

    And, drum roll please…
    the #1 exercise of 2017…

    Exercise #1: Tabata!

    Nothing sharpens Iron like the Tabata. 20 seconds as hard as you can push, 10 second rest. This one always kick my butt. I credit Amnesty and Hawg with the Tabata. Both have beat me down with this.
    Round 1: Jump Squats
    Round 2: High Knees
    Round 3: Jump Lunges
    Round 4: Merkins
    Round 5: Super Mans
    Round 6: Dips
    Round 7: Side Lunges Left
    Round 8: Side Lunges Right
    Round 9: V-Ups
    Round 10: Rest

    That completed the Top 10 of 2017. We moseyed back to the flag for the COT.

    Count 0ff, Name-o-rama, announcements, and special intentions. Remember the North Shore 10K in January, and don’t forget to wear you tank-top! Safe wishes to all travelers and party-goers on New Year’s Eve. Be strong in sticking to New Year’s resolutions. Shorty will be a Daddy in 2 weeks! Wish him luck, but he won’t need it. He’ll be a great dad.

    Thank you for letting me lead. This one was fun to plan, and a fun review of the last year. F3 has helped me to have a great 2017. I appreciate all of you for the friendship, comaraderie, and pushing me to be a better man. Happy New Year!

  • When Cold, Do Burpees

    Due to some excuse involving something, Walleye asked if YHC would give up his prime pre-New Years Eve Beat Down and take today’s Q instead. Being the team player, YHC said “sure thing!” Besides, YHC isn’t sure if he will be in NOLA for that pre New years Eve Hoe Down. Look at that, it all works out in the end.
    It was good to be back at the Mothership, having visited the Highland Park AO the week before. No snow on the ground, but still cold. It was 0630 and 9 Pax joined YHC to better themselves, making 10 Pax at the Shovel Flag brought by Kimchi. Speaking of Shovel Flags…….have you seen what the Northshore did? We gotta step it up! Tool, I’m stopping off at the store in the near future and we’re gonna get busy! Anyways, it’s cold….
    YHC knew exactly what would warm the Pax up! But first, the Disclaimer…and then

    Mosey to the Great Lawn
    Arm Circles IC x 10 back and 10 forward
    SSH x 5….followed by
    10 Burpees OYO (YHC heard cheers of joy, that’s the story so chosen and shall be told as such)
    SSH x 5
    9 Burpees OYO
    SSH x 5
    8 Burpees OYO
    You get the idea….7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2…..followed by a twist
    SSH x 5
    10 Burpees OYO (The Pax is now warm and happy!)

    Mosey toward NOMA
    Circle up on the lawn near the tracks for
    Ring of Fire #1
    All Pax get in low plank and each Pax takes turns completing 5 merkins and then getting back into plank position.
    Ring of Fire #2
    Bear crawl around the circle clockwise. Get back into the low plank position. Each Pax completes 1 Burpee, then returns to plank. The Pax did 5 full revolutions. It was interesting going from plank to burpee then back to plank.

    Mosey to the walking path around the lake near NOMA for the Bataan Death March!
    Indian run around the lake with the last man dropping off for 5 Burpees, then running to the front of the line. The Pax did 1 full lap, with each Pax getting in 1 set of burpees.

    Mosey to the fountain for:
    Channing Tatums IC x 20
    Derkins x 10 IC (4 count)
    Tatum Channings IC x 20
    Irkins x 10 IC (4 count)

    Mosey to the tree line near NOMA.
    At the first Tree…..Sudden Change! 10 Burpees OYO
    Bear Crawl to tree #2, then Copperhead squats IC x 10 (very slow count to get the Pax into a deep squat)
    Lunge walk to tree #3, then catalina wine mixer IC x 10
    Bear crawl to tree #4, then Bobby Hurley IC x 10
    Lunge walk to tree #5, then merkin IC x 10 (4 count)
    Bear crawl to tree #6, then squats x 10 (4 count)
    Sprint back to tree #1.

    Indian Run to the Tool Wall for:
    Calf raises IC x 30
    Monkey Humpers IC x 30

    Mosey back to the Great Lawn for:
    Mary, All IC
    LBC x 30
    Hello Dolly x 20
    Tin Snips x 20
    Flutterkicks x 20

    One minute left, what to do? Burpees! 10 Burpees OYO.

    Mosey back to the flag.

    COT
    Count off, Nam-o-rama, announcements, intentions, followed by a closing prayer.

    Naked man Moleskin
    Congrats to Kimchi on the latest 2.0 in the oven.
    There were no Pax over 49, or under 33 at the Mothership today. No Respect, No Hate!
    F3 Christmas Party next Tuesday at Urban South. Start time was debated this morning, 1830 or 1900. Check your email to be sure, or watch for announcement on Group Me. Either way, find a way to get there, and bring a toy for Operation Sweet Tooth! M’s and 2.0’s are welcomed.
    Da Parish has a Christmas Ornament Exchange Party going on today. Hit him up for details.
    Baby Face is going to do 1000 Burpees for Charity! Watch for ways to donate. YHC demands video evidence!
    Next Mothership is Triple Shift’s Respect Q! You don’t want to miss that one!
    Great Coffeteria with Kimchi, Triple Shift and Mahatma. Kimchi had to rub in the Army-Navy game from last week.
    Do what you can to support the Baton Rouge F3 launch. Clown cars head up Saturday, so jump on one!

    10 Happy Pax after all we did, including 94 Burpees. If YHC had been counting, we would have done 6 more!

    Thanks for joining me today, and for allowing me to be a part of F3.

    SYITG