F3 New Orleans

Tag: Moana

  • Short Romp

    YHC asked whether a Misty Mountain beatdown lasts 60 minutes or just 45.  The answer was swift and certain: 45, you $#%^*&!.  Oh well, it was worth a try.  Mosey to the Palm circle for a warm-up: some side straddle hops, imperial walkers, grass grabbers, arm circles, etc.  And then a mosey to the mountain.

    Pyramid blimps: run up first level to 5 burpees, then up a level for 5 burpees and 10 lunges, then to the other end for 5 Bs, 10 Ls and 15 imperial walkers, then up a level for 5 Bs, 10 Ls, 15 IWs and 20 merkins, then to the other end for 5 Bs, 10 Ls, 15 IWs, 20 Ms and 25 plank jacks, then up a level for 5 Bs, 10 Ls, 15 IWs , 20 Ms, 25 PJs and 30 squats.  Continue up the ramp with 10 V-ups (???, not certain, but something that QHC would consider reasonable) at each end till the PAX reaches the top.

    Some Mary: BBCs (big boy crunches: up for 10 count) ICx10, penguins 20xIC, Russian twists 20xIC and maybe another exercise or two.

    Then mosey down the stairs to the benches by the fountain for right leg step ups 15xIC, dips 15xIC,, left leg stup ups 15xIC, incline merks 15xIC and close out with 5 box jumps.

    Count off, name-o-rama, and intentions for those in the wake of Hurricane Delta.  Thanks, JV

  • Gettin’ that Bruce Pack (WPM 2020-10-08)

    Another fine day at the mountain with 22 PAX: Bieber, Angie’s List, Peppa, 86, Squeal, Apostle, Tube Steak, Seaman, Gabrielle, Hawgcycle, NipTuck, Landing Strip, Moana, Bones, Mr. Peabody, Brushburn, Willie, Tinkles, El Wire, Flaming Lips, Bad Moon, Catfish (Q).

    Took a brief mosey around the block and circled up on the usual lawn for a warmup – SSH, Goofballs, Peter Parker, Mountain Climbers, Parker Peters, and Imperial Walkers. Moseyed over to the base of the mountain.

    First Level – Did some Nickels and Dimes with 5 low jump squats, 10 bonnies (2 is 1), and SSH waiting for the end of the minute. 5 rounds, then ran up to level 3, forwards on the flats, backwards up the inclines. Plank jacks waiting for the six.

    Third Level – Did a round of Bruce Lee – American Hammer, Leg Raises, LBCs, Penguins, Crunchy Frog, 100s. 30 Reps for all cadence exercises (everything except 100s). Ran up to level 5, forwards on the flats, backwards up the inclines.

    Fifth Level – Nickels and Dimes again with 5 Burpees, 10 hand-release Merkins, and Shoulder Taps waiting for the minute. Did 3 rounds, then ran to the top, forwards on the flats, backwards up the inclines.

    The Top – Monkey Humpers for the peak. Back down the stairs to the base, then to the flag. 7 burpees OYO for the finish. COT, Coffeeteria @ PJ’s.

    Always a pleasure at the mountain, and glad to finally get a set of Bruce Lees in!

  • Thank you F3

    Cool temps greeted the PAX under the still starlit gloom at The Birdcage. 13 HIM took on a beatdown that someone referred to as “Old School”, and somebody else said was “Intense”. Interestingly I often find that Qing a beatdown actually adds some immunity to the difficulty. I don’t know if it’s the invigoration of leading, or the challenge of remembering the beatdown, or even just the F3 exercise naming conventions, etc. Whatever it is…I like it. Here’s what we were up to this morning…

    Disclaimer and Mosey followed by Warmup consisting of…

    SSH X 2O, Windmill X 10, Grassgrabbers X 10, Peter Parker X 20, Parker Peter X 20, Mountain Climber X 20, Forward Arm Circles X 10

    The Thang:

    Indian Run 1/4mile(ish) for 3 rotations of…

    Merkins X 20 (is the count), Big Boi Sit Ups, Rows (on row bar…don’t lick the bar), and Jump Squats.

    Middle of the Pace Mosey for a 1/4 mile(ish) to the next stop for…

    Jack Webbs X 10

    Jog Sprint Jog for a 1/4mile(ish) for some legs on the bench work…

    Right Leg Step Up X 20, Left Leg Step Up X 20, Dips X 20 OYO, Right Leg Power Up X 20, Left Leg Power Up X 20, Dips X 20 OYO

    Quick mosey another 1/4 mile(ish) to the next stop for…

    Some more Jack Webbs…started from 5 on up to 10

    Jog Sprint Jog .5 mile(ish) to the pull-up bars for a single round (that’s all we had time for) of…

    Merkins X 15 (is the count), Pull-ups, Bonnie Blair, and LBCs

    Fastish Mosey to the Flag for Count/Name-O-Rama, Socially Distanced COT, and a Prayer asking for us to be the best version of ourselves as we go about our day.

    Thank you to @Peaches for EHing me 2.5 years ago, thank you to @Sandbar for the naming, thanks to the Uptown PAX, thank you to F3NOLA, and thank you to F3 Nation. I enjoy the camaraderie, the variation everyday, both the mumblechatter and the quiet, and the daily reminders that we are not alone as men trying to do good in this world by bettering ourselves and those around us. Whenever you read this chances are an opportunity will be nearby…an opportunity to leave today better than you found it…seize it.

  • AO on Astroturf at Avenger Field

    Gloomy and wet, but nice and cool at 5:30am. Pre-workout recon confirmed that Avenger Field was unsecured and open for business.

    Mosey to and Warm up at the Labyrinth:

    • Side straddle hop
    • Grass grabbers
    • Pagodas
    • Bat Wing (forward, reverse, overhead, seal claps, Moroccan night club)

    Mosey to Avenger Field and mudless astroturf for:

    Corner work out (x2):

    • 25 Squats
    • 50 Merkins
    • 75 Bonnie Blairs
    • 100 Shoulder taps

    LBCs to six, then 15 count

    Move to half field/outfield for suicides (across outfield).

    • Round One – Run to each crossing line and do three Merkins at each line, run back then run to next line.
    • Round Two – Crab walk to each crossing line, two Burpees at line, bear crawl back, then crab walk to next line.
    • Round Three – Lunge walk to each line, five squats, Lunge walk back, then lunge walk to next line.

    Mosey back to flag. Count, Name-o-Rama, Announcements (PJ’s, Q-Source), Intentions (thoughts and prayers for Bartman’s wife and baby), Sky-Q and gratitude.

  • Broken Metronome @Mothership

    Mosey down Dreyfous, around the Great Lawn, back on Dreyfous and over the bridge to the Anseman Oak for warmup:

    • SSH
    • Pagodas
    • Grass Grabbers
    • Batwing
    • Imperial Walkers
    • Hill Billys

    Mosey to Solomon Place Path then, bear crawl to Allard Blvd path. LBCs to wait for six.

    Crab Walk to Sherwood Forest Drive path. LBCs to wait for six.

    Lunge walk to corner of Carrollton Ave and City Park Ave.

    Mosey to Dreyfous Meadow for:

    • Dying Cockroaches
    • Real Freddy Mercs
    • Merkins
    • Imperial Walkers
    • LBCs
    • Flutter Kicks

    Mosey to Great for:

    • Dying Cockroaches
    • Real Freddy Mercs
    • Merkins
    • Imperial Walkers
    • LBCs
    • Flutter Kicks
    • Supermans

    One round of Mary Fire

    Mosey back to circle of trust

    Count-off, Name-O-Rama, Intentions, and quick reflection on words attributed to Michelangelo: “The sculpture is already complete within the marble block before I start my work. It is already there, I just have to chisel away the superfluous material.” For me, F3 is a tool for this, and for sculpting ourselves physically and mentally. Chipping away at what doesn’t fit. Supporting each other and building our guardrails. Also reflection about my two kids, 6 and 4, and their intense sincerity. We are born sincere, though it can get lost as we age and get a bit more defensive. We can and should re-find it and nurture it.

  • Ascend and Launch (WPM 2020-08-14)

    Another excellent morning on the mountain with 24 PAX: Angie’s List, Chowdah, El Wire, G Spot, Jingle Vader, Moana, Mulligan, Sandbar, Wipeout, Eager Beaver, Gabrielle, Dry Socket, Quincy, Squeal, Shurly, Jadaveon, Tube Steak, Bad Moon, Mr. Peabody, Seaman, Bones, Shocker, Tinkles, Catfish (Q).

    Started with a mosey over to the base of the mountain. Warmed up with arm circles (both ways), Windmills (Abe Vigoda), Grass Grabbers, and SSH. Assembled at the base for the ascent.

    First leg was 10 burpees, run backwards up the first two inclines to the first flat. Planked and waited for the six with peter parkers.

    Second leg was 20 bonnie blairs, bear crawl to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with Parker peters.

    Third leg was 30 merkins, duck walk to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with shoulder taps.

    Fourth leg was 40 flutter kicks (one is one), crab walk to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with Floyd Mayweathers.

    Fifth leg was 50 squats, crab walk to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with Floyd Mayweathers.

    Sixth leg was 60 LBTs (one is one), bear crawl to the top of the mountain.

    Continued with Jack Webbs up to eleven, then did an excercise called Failure to Launch (hold Al Gore while Q counts down from 10, then get a solid jump up with knees to the chest.

    Took the stairs back down to the base, circled back up for some Catalina Wine Mixers. Back to the flag, finished out with a solid 2.5 minutes of 8-count bodybuilders.

    Excellent workout with a nice big group. Thanks to all who attended!

  • Opportunity Q

    Today’s Q-less AO provided someone an opportunity. As luck would have it, I took it. Perhaps feeling guilty of “fartsacking” it last week, perhaps knowing I haven’t seen the Q sheet since June…a quick “I’ll take it” at 5:31 and we were off..

    Disclaimer and mosey to the Kickball field in front of the Zoo for the warmup: SSH X 20, Hillbilly X 20, Mountain Climbers X 20, Peter Parker X 20

    The Thang Part 1:

    Mosey to the front of Zoo staring down the driveway towards Magazine St.

    Complete a lap of the driveway in a figure eight manner, forward run on the downtown side of the driveway, complete 10 burpees on the way down, backwards run on the uptown side of the driveway, complete 10 squats on the way back. Rinse and repeat for 15 minutes. Most of us completed 3 laps, some 4.

    Part 2:

    Grab some bench at the front of the Zoo…Right Leg Step Up X 15, LLSU X 15, 10 Incline Merkins OYO, Right Leg Power Up X 15, LLPU X 15, 10 Decline Merkins OYO, Bulgarian Split Squat (Right Leg) X 15, BSS (Left Leg) X 15, 10 Wide Merkins OYO

    Next we gathered for some Mary.

    LBC X 25, Flutter Kick X 25, Dying CockRoach X 25…Short Jog

    Real Freddie Mercury X 25, Nolan Ryan X 15, Sandy Koufax X 15, Jog to the Kickball Field

    Part 3:

    Merkin Ring of Fire…10 reps (ring of fire begins on 5)…3 total rounds.

    Back to the flag for Count-o-rama, Name-o-rama, announcements and intentions.

    Announcements: Q-Source Tuesday at the Felipes near Tulane. 7pm pre-discussion gathering, 730 discussion…check Mumblechatter for Zoom info. Also, on Tuesday the 18th the Q Source Meetup will involve a run with the 504th running group. Check Mumblechatter for details. TClaps to those who joined the meetup with Black Men Run and Son of a Saint on Saturday. Hoping to hear about more opportunities with BMR and SOAS in the future.

    Intentions: Continue to strive to be the best version of yourself everyday. Your community needs you…especially now. Special prayers for school leaders, educators, support staff, parents, and students as we all embark on this school year. I can’t even think of words to articulate the challenges that I know the families in our city (and beyond) will face in the coming weeks as school starts. School provides so much more than just curriculum and academic/technical training. For many of our students, the school building is the most consistent and supportive place they’ve known, a place for meals, a place for friendship, a place to be encouraged to “become the best version of themselves”…all that beyond the academic/technical learning. Let’s all pray that for the sake of that (in addition to a 160,000 and counting other reasons)…we get some flattening of the curve as quickly as possible.

  • Jinglefishes (Mothership 2020-08-08)

    Another balmy morning at the Mothership with 9 PAX: Moana, Sphinxter, Snooze, Fracsac, Rudy, Dry Socket, Machete (FNG), Heisenberg, and Catfish (Q).

    Started on the Great Lawn with some Abe Vigodas and Grass Grabbers. Then got in a little SSH, then arm circles, overhead claps, then seal claps. Moved to faces for peter parkers, shoulder taps, plank jacks, and a nice plank hold. Got back to feet to round out the warmup with 8-count bodybuilders.

    Lined up at south end of lawn for some Killer Bs (bear crawl, broad jumps burpees). PAX bear crawled 3 tree lengths, then broad jumped back, stopping to do 3 burpees after each 5 broad jumps. After first round, moved to sixes for flutter kicks and dying roaches. Did another round of Killer Bs, then to six for penguins and LBCs. Did a third round of Killer Bs, then to sixes for V-ups and Freddie Mercury.

    Crossed the street to the benches. Did a round of Back Webbs (decline merkins and Y-ups). Hit the benches for bulgarian split squats (one set each leg in cadence), box jumps, and dips. Added some box jumps for good measure, then did a round of Leg Webbs (Squat / Bonnie Blairs with 1:2 ratio like a Jack Webb).

    Moved to peristyle for calf raises. Then moved to monkey humpers, then donkey kicks. Did a bear crawl lap around the peristyle to rest the legs, then handstand presses. Got in some more Mary with tin snips, then a round of nickels and dimes (5 burpees, 10 hand release merkins in a minute).

    Back to flag for COT.

  • No running, but heavy breathing.

    Where’s the Q? Who’s the Q? Mass chaos, so YHC stepped up. Mosey around the clubhouse parking lot to the Stern Music Stand.

    1st Circle of Pain: SSHs 20x IC, Low Slow Squats 20x IC, Squat Pulses 20x IC, Hill Billies 20x IC, Grass Grabbers 20x IC, Parker Peters 20x IC, Low Merkins 20x IC, Self Love 20x IC.

    2nd Circle of Pain: mosey behind to Stern Music Stand to disturb the ducklings: Rocky Balboa 20xIC, Incline Merkins 20xIC, Step Hops 20xIC, Merkins 20xIC, Lunges 20xIC, Shoulder Taps 20xIC, Russian Twists 50 (that is, fifty) xIC.

    Another lap around the club house parking lot back to the shelter for the 3rd Circle of Pain: 10 box jumps OYO, dips 20xIC, Right Leg Step Ups 20xIC, Incline Merkins 20xIC, Left Leg Step Ups 20xIC, Shoulder Taps 20xIC, People’s Chair for roughly a minute, Right Leg Power Ups 20xIC, Decline Merkins 10xIC (YHC gassed out), Left Leg Power Ups 20xIC, five final box jumps.

    Mosey to the grass (or not) for a Circle of Mary: LBCs 20xIC, Dying Cockroaches 20xIC, Flutter Kicks 20xIC, Freddy Mercurys 20xIC, Hello Dollys 20xIC, J Los 20xIC, Ys 20xIC, Ts 20xIC and Ws 20xIC. Finish off with 10 burpees.

    Mosey back to the Virtual Flag. Count Off, Name-O-Rama, prayers for Brown Bag and his family, COT. Thanks for letting YHC lead.

  • Bringing the Thunder

    13 PAX braved the feels like temp of 93 degrees and the threat of storms this morning at the Birdcage. We were lucky to avoid the torrential downpours that immediately followed our COT, and I thoroughly kicked my own ass during this beatdown. Hats off to my fellow F3 brothers who pushed me to the brink today.

    The Warmup…Short Mosey to an Open Field (not the best idea surrounded by lightning, but what the heck), SSH X 20, Windmill X 10, Imperial Walkers X 20, Grassgrabbers X 10, Imperial Walkers X 20, Mountain Climbers X 20, Peter Parkers X 20.

    Short socially distanced mosey to the Zoo parking lot where we began a routine of Some Merkins, Core, Legs, Run around the parking lot…Repeat

    1. Merkins X 11 IC, LBC X 20 IC, Squats X 20 OYO, Run a lap
    2. Merkins X 12 IC, Dying Cockroach X 20 IC, Bonnie Blair X 20 OYO, Run a lap
    3. Merkins X 13 IC, Real Freddie Mercury X 20 IC, Imp Walker Squat X 20 OYO, Run
    4. Merkins X 14 IC, Flutterkicks X 20 IC, Side Lunge (10 each side) X 20 OYO, Run.

    The original plan was to repeat this with some variation on rep count, but the ominous skies provoked a Mosey back near the shelter. It was there, in honor of the conditions that we summoned Captain Thor.

    • The Captain Thor: Exercise OYO, but start as a group at the beginning of each round.
    • 1 Big Boy Sit Up, 4 American Hammer (2 is 1), 5 Merkins,
    • 2 BBSU, 8 AH, 5 Merkins
    • 3 BBSU, 12 AH, 5 Merks
    • 4, 16, 5
    • 5, 20, 5
    • 6, 24, 5
    • 7, 28, 5
    • 8, 32, 5

    With a little over 5 minutes left I called on some old fashioned burpees.

    • As many Burpees as you can in 30 seconds, followed by 1 minute of rest X 2
    • As many Burpees as you can in 20 seconds, followed by 1 minute of rest X 2

    Back to the flag, 30 seconds of plank until time. Count o Rama, Name o Rama, Soc Dist BOM and COT.

    Thanks again for providing me the opportunity to lead. I swear every Q I’ve had I end up doing more than I bargained for, and more than I thought myself capable of. I guess that’s the thing about Leading…you dig into yourself in a way that you didn’t think possible. So, it should stand to reason that stepping up to lead in our community (no matter how small) will afford us the same opportunity…finding out just how much you have inside of you, and realizing there’s a lot more than meets the eye. As we all reflect, discuss, and reflect some more about the current circumstances I just urge us to keep prepping ourselves by becoming the best version of ourselves everyday. The chance to rise to the occasion will present itself, and when it does…How will it find you?

    Thanks and see you in the gloom.