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  • Houston sends big guns to Baton Rouge Knoll

    Baton Rouge, Knoll AO

     

    PAX – MoneyCat, Shango, Topanga, SnackPack, MistleToes, BigEasy,Workhorse, Dagwood, Worms Qs-Boyscout TP

    Conditions – Hot and Humid

    The PAX circled up. Boyscout and YHC were introduced as the co Qs.   Push yourself don’t hurt yourself. You against you. We are not professionals.  

    The Thang

    Warms ups consisted of SSH, Seal Jacks, Plank Jacks,  Smurf Jack. Without saying, a hat trick of Jacks completes a jack off.  Mountain climbers, burpees, Abe Vigoda, and Grass grabbers completes the warm up.  

    The PAX mosied to the sun dial for a Dora.  The Dora consisted of 100 burpees, 200 Merkins, and 300 Big Boy sit ups.  

    We mosied to one of the hills to look for keys while doing bear crawls.

    We mosied back to the sun dial for a Blue Falcon    Teams we’re divided into two and we had 3 min to do as many OYO exercises as possible. The other team then had to match that effort in their 3 minutes.  

    We finished with announcements and COT

    Thank you to the Baton Rouge PAX and to Worms for letting us have this Q.  You guys have created an awesome AO.

    Jason Godfrey

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  • Cinco de Mayo with Party Hats

    F3, the Knoll, 5-5-2018, uphill in reverse, IMG_8181

     

    By: Money Cat

    The Scene:  The Knoll

    Conditions: 72° overcast and soon to be festive.

     

    Money Cat arrived at the Knoll for 6:30 to plant the F3 shovel along with the stars and stripes. The gringos began arriving one by one around 6:45. By 7AM everyone had arrived and it was time to begin.

    Welcome: 11 men posted.

    Disclaimer:

    “I am not a professional trainer and have never claimed to be.

    You are participating at your own risk.

    You are responsible for your own well-being.

    You are here voluntarily, and you are not paying to be here. Although you do receive payment in the gift of fitness, fellowship and encouragement.

    Know your limits and do the best you can; all exercises are suggestions and can be modified

    If you are still sore by Tuesday morning please understand that nothing is wrong….it’s completely natural to feel that way! You’ve done the workout correctly.”

    After the disclaimer Money Cat advised the hombres that today was a special day because it was his first time to Q an F3 workout and it happened to be Cinco de Mayo. Money Cat had planned in advanced to make this workout a celebration of the Mexico national holiday by pulling out his garbage bag of tricks and passing out straw hats purchased from a local party store. There was laughing and smiling around knowing what these muchacho’s would look like. Money Cat pulled out a much larger yellow hat. He felt proud and authoritative placing it on his head. He wanted his nino’s to know who was in charge. Money Cat has a special ability of ESP(N) and one of the caballero’s was thinking Money Cat looked like the tall man with the yellow hat in the Curious George books. Thankfully Money Cat chose not to publicly add to this uno gringo’s workout…but payback is coming!

    Warm-a-Rama:

    The men mosey’d to the sundial. Money Cat explained in celebration of Cinco de Mayo being a date with a 5, every exercise will be multiplied by 5. Basically everything would be 25 reps.

    Don Quixotes (old school Windmills) – 25

    Jumping Jack’s – 25

    Dips – 25

    At this time during our workout at the end of our dips an elderly man was walking through our workout. He got to the end of the sundial and collapsed. Immediately our men were attending to his need for help. The men spoke to him to make sure he was ok and there were no serious injuries. After what seemed like the longest minute or two our guys helped him up slowly. The old timer said he was ok and was good to walk. Money Cat pointed out how proud it was of the men rushing to this mans’ need for help…its what all men are called to do.

    Arm Circles Forward – 25

    Arm Circles Backward – 25 (The Money Cat in his keen sense of awareness, detected groaning’s.)

    Inclined Merkins – 25

    Mexican Dips – 25

    Cinco Quads

    Lil mosey down the hill over the walk bridge and stopped at the bottom of the second hill. Once Money Cat (playing the weekly role of the 6th) arrived he announced the workout. Money Cat really enjoyed the activity Snack Pack introduced several weeks ago to the guys. Backwards walking up to the top of the hill and mosey back down to the bottom. Five times the guys would perform this activity and at the end of each rep the guys had a choice of their exercise starting at one and building up to five after each rep. The Money Cat gladly allowed the men to lap him. Money Cat’s legs are short but his heart is that of a lion with an ocean size of courage!!! He was glad to watch these men execute the routine.

    El Grande Event: 

     

    The men were ordered to mosey over the walk bridge and climb the hill and report back to the sundial for El Grande workout. Once again the humble Money Cat let the men go first and he followed behind as the 6th. Arriving at the sundial the men were told to come closer inside the sundial to hear the instructions. Money Cat explained the next activity is actually named Cards of Death from the F3 list of exercises but Money Cat felt the name was not appropriate considering the activity promoted good health. So, the name has been changed to Cards of Health. A normal deck of cards (with extra face cards and four extra jokers) is needed for this physical activity. Each of the men are to draw a card, multiple the number cards by five and mosey to the other sundial to the right or left of the main sundial, complete the activity listed on the card and mosey or walk back to the main sundial for another card. The activity is over when all the cards have been completed.

     

    The cards are as followed:

     

    Twos – mosey to the spot, perform 10 burpee’s, mosey or walk back.

     

    Threes – mosey to the spot, perform 15 merkin’s, mosey or walk back.

     

    Fours – mosey to the spot, perform 20 lunges, mosey or walk back.

     

    Fives – mosey to the spot, perform 25 Don Quixote’s, mosey or walk back.

     

    Sixes – mosey to the spot, perform 30 LBC’s, mosey or walk back.

     

    Sevens – mosey to the spot, perform 35 imperial walkers, mosey or walk back.

     

    Eights – mosey to the spot, perform 40 arm circles (20 forward, 20 backward), mosey or walk back.

     

    Nines – mosey to the spot, perform 45 arm forward claps, mosey or walk back.

     

    Tens – mosey to the spot, perform 50 we are not worthy’s, mosey or walk back.

    (It was suggested the 8, 9 and 10 card activities could be done while running to the spot.)

     

    Jack – mosey to the spot while doing the Al Gore, perform 11 Al Gore’s and mosey or walk back.

     

    Queen – skip to the spot, perform 12 chorus line leg kicks, mosey or walk back.

     

    King – horse trot to the spot, perform 13 Bobby Hurley’s, mosey or walk back.

     

    Ace – mosey to the spot flapping arms like a bird, perform 14 squats, mosey or walk back.

     

    Jokers – goofball run to the spot, perform 15 goofballs, mosey or walk back.

     

    Mary:

    After finishing the Cards of Health the men were instructed to mosey backwards to the shovel flag. Time was creeping away from us so there was only time enough for one Mary to spell our F3 names with our legs while laying down. Someone pointed out that 2 shoes had the easiest task of writing out a #2 and holding his foot up.

    Count-o-Rama

    Name-o-Rama

    F3, the Knoll, 5-5-2018, uphill in reverse, IMG_8181

  • Soybean’s Red Stick Beatdown

    By: Soybean (F3 Memphis)

    The Scene:  The Knoll

    Conditions: 50* and perfect.

     

    Fastball and YHC arrived at the Knoll at 0645 to scope it out. There were some people setting up tents and cauldrons (?) for a party of some sort. F3 parties are a little different, so we went yogging to find an expanse of wet grass and a stash of CMUs. When we got back to the starting point, there were more tents/cauldrons and a handful of eager-looking 25-55 year-old men. We exchanged pleasantries, wondered aloud if the jambalaya was for us (apparently they cook it in huge cast iron pots like witches), then, oh look!, it’s 0659. By the time we formed a haphazard circle, it was 0700.

     

    Welcome

    Disclaimer

     

    I am not a professional

    You are participating at your own risk

    You are responsible for your own well-being

    You are here voluntarily, and you are not paying to be here

    Know your limits and do the best you can; all exercises are suggestions and can be modified

     

    Warm-a-Rama:

    SSH x20

    Imperial Walkers x15 (should’ve demonstrated that one…)

    Lil mosey to pick up the extra CMUs we needed and back to the start.

     

    The Thang: 

    YHC had the distinct pleasure of introducing the Red Stick PAX to Flora 1-2-3.

    PAX partnered up with their CMUs, and completed the following:
    100 Derkins (P1 does 10 while P2 holds decline plank; flapjack until the couple reaches 100)
    200 LBCs (holding CMU on chest or above head, P1 does 20; P2 holds legs at 6” with CMU above head; flapjack to 200)
    300 Goblet Squats (P1 does 25 while P2 holds Al Gore with coupon; flapjack to 300)

    Next, to the dismay of many, we did an Indian run for about a quarter mile, down a hill, and onto a damp expanse. The expanse is in the middle of a Frisbee golf course, and there were two dudes playing at 0700!

    Burpee Catch-Me-If-You-Can
    Same partners as before. P1 backpedals down the field. P2 does 3 burpees, then sprints to catch P1. Upon catching P1, P2 backpedals and P1 does burpees. Etc. Four rounds, with BBSU mixed in for the pairs that got done first.

    Mosey back to the start point.

    PAX lined up with their CMUs, shovel flag planted about 15 yards opposite. YHC demonstrated the bear block (bear crawl, pulling CMU forward). Then we did…
    Curls x20 – bear block 15 yd
    OH press x20 – bear block back
    Curl x15 – bear block
    OH press x15 – bear block
    Curl x10 – bear block
    OH press x10 – bear block

    Tank Tread: PAX line up in boat pose, alternating directions. We passed 3 CMUs down the line, and the guy at the end ran to the front with the CMU.

    Mary:

    Triple Crush OYO x20 (CMU curl to overhead press to skull crusher)
    American Hammer IC x15
    Triple Crush OYO x15
    American Hammer IC x15

    We had a couple minutes left, so I turned it over to the Baton Rouge PAX:
    Topanga – leg raises x20
    Big Easy – LBCs x30? 40? Lots of groans from the PAX when he never stopped going!
    30 sec plank until 0800

    Count-o-Rama

    Name-o-Rama

    COT / BOM:

    YHC shared a quote from the Q Source about Disruption. “Leaders influence movement to advantage…Because it induces movement, leadership causes disruption.”

    “If a man calls himself a leader but does not cause Disruption by initiating movement, then he is not practicing leadership. He might be doing something else, like managing or engaging in politics, but he is not leading. He is a leader in name only until people begin to follow him to an advantageous place that he has visualized and articulated to them. A leader influences movement to advantage.”

    You can read the whole article here: https://f3nation.com/2017/11/26/disruption-f-1/
    The Q Source index: https://f3nation.com/q-source-index/

    Prayers for Money Cat’s daughters’ relationship, Duracell’s wife’s family in the loss of her aunt

    Announcements:

    **Shameless plug** F3 Memphis is hosting GrowRuck 12 in September this year. This is a weekend-long event that combines all 3 F’s with PAX from all over the South. Dredd and OBT, the founders of F3, will be there to lead a workout and leadership class. Then Saturday night, we’ll do a GORUCK Tough event together. It’s an incredible chance to grow personally and with the PAX. Get in touch with Soybean if you want more details.

     

  • The Sultan of Squat

    The Scene: The Knoll

    Conditions: Cool. Calm. Swampy.

    Welcome

    Disclaimer

    Warm-a-Rama:

    Prior to starting, we had a couple PAX with some interesting items: Money Cat with a Chocolate syrup bottle and Missile Toes with Rotating Push-up Bars. But, whatever, it was 0700, so we just got started. We did a little mosey and ended at some random spot in the grass. Then did the following to get ready for the big game:

    · SSH – 20x

    · Goofball- 15x

    · Bobby Hurley’s – 15x

    · Merkins – 15x

    · Al Gores – 15x

    · Burpees – 6

    We then ran backwards to sundial. Not sure why we ran backwards, but we did.

    The Thang:

    MLB’s Opening Day was this past Thursday. Seeing how Baseball is America’s pastime, we had to celebrate accordingly.

    1. Hit For the Cycle – We got into a circle at the Sundial, and started our attempt to hit for the cycle. Twice.

    · Slowjangle Biscuit (lunges in a circle) – 40x. This was our Homerun.

    · Al Gores – 30x. Triple. My legs and the fellas were mad at me. Dagwood feared I was broken and just stuck on repeat cause I just kept counting and counting and counting.

    · Merkins – 20x. Our double.

    · Freak Nastys. – 10x Our single.

    · Burpees – 5x. This has nothing to do with the cycle or baseball. But we did it just because.

    · Freak Nastys – 10x

    · Merkins – 20x

    · Al Gores – 30x.

    · Slowjangle Biscuit – 40x. At around 28, Shangeaux threw is glove at me in protest and in anger. Typical soccer player.

    2. Foul Poles – We then mosey’d across Highland Road to the baseball fields. We partnered up. One partner jogged around the fence (well, where we would assume a fence would be) from foul pole to foul pole (well, where we would assume a foul pole would be), and then sprinted back, across the outfield back to beginning foul pole. Other partner did AMRAP of assigned exercise. We did this 5 times, while doing merkins, Al Gores, LBCs, Merkins, Al Gores. We found out pretty quickly this field doesn’t drain well, and that most of the PAX aren’t baseball fans. It was a sad moment. So, I encouraged everyone to watch the Sandlot.

    3. Curse of the Bambino– We then ran to home plate. We circled up and planked, while one partner ran around the bases (well, where we would assume bases would be) for a Homerun. Once he made it home, we all did 1 merkin together. Then next guy ran, and then we did 2 merkins together. We worked our way up until we all hit a Homerun. YHC failed to tell everyone the goal was an inside-the-park homerun. So, Worms started us off with a nice Homerun trot that would make The Great Bambino proud. Dagwood got the memo and showed us his speed and slid into home plate. Unfortunately, he wasted his life playing soccer. Money Cat did swing his Choclate Syrup Bottle, which ended up being his water bottle for the day, and Missle Toes did use his push-up bars for all merkins, which is amazing.

    Mary:

    We mosey’d back to some random spot in the grass near the flag. We each led a Mary.

    · Fastball – LBCs 20x

    · Rocket – Jane Fondas – 10x each leg.

    · Dagwood – American Hammers – 30 count. I’m glad I wasn’t counting this one, cause I was in pain.

    · Workhorse – Leg Lifts – 20x. Workhorse also did these with his hands behind his head like a real man.

    Count-o-Rama

    Name-o-Rama

    Welcome – Big Easy

    COT / BOM:

    Two praises: 1. MoneyCat winning his office Easter Basket Contest with an F3 box and winning a fitbit. 2. Worms becoming an Aggie Fan! His son got a full ride scholarship. YHC closed us.

    Announcements:

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