Tag: Mani-Pedi

  • Spartacus II…again

    DISCLAIMER, let’s mosey…Grab a rock, medium, one you won’t drop on your head…Let’s mosey to the shelter (cuz it has benches and a lovely aroma).

    COP:

    -SSH x 30 IC

    -Mt Climbers x 30 IC

    -Arm Circles x 30 IC (15 ea. dir.)

    -J-Lo’s x 30 IC

    1. Bulgarian Split Lunge (30 sec/ea leg)
    2. Shoulder Press
    3. Goblet Squat
    4. T-pushup
    5. Alternating Step-up w/rock
    6. Squat Press
    7. Side Lunge with Touch (Elf on the Shelf)
    8. Merkins
    9. Lunge and Rotation
    10. Elevated Wife Pleasers (Rudy, stop looking…)

    Rinse and Repeat for a total of two rounds.

    times is almost up…send your rock home and grab some grass (with stickers) for some Mary:

    -LBC x 30 IC

    -Flutter Kicks x 30 IC

    -Penguins x 20 IC

    -Dying Cockroach x 20 IC

    Times up, mosey to the SF…

    Countoff, namerama, announcements, and a prayer.  It was an honor to lead.  SYITG…

  • Rock – Kong

    Couldn’t ask for better weather to start a Monday so “Let’s Rock-Kong”!  10 men showed up to push their physical boundary.  Disclaimer given then off for a quick mosey to circle up for a warm up:

    SSH x 20 IC

    Peter Parker x 20 IC

    Mtn Climbers x 20 IC

    Shoulder Taps x 20 IC

    Wind Mills x 10 IC

    Now it was time to work – grab a rock and head to the field where we found a box made of bases.   Pax lined up with rocks in hand for 7 to 1 around the rectangle of bases: run to the mid point of the 1st long side then perform 7 squat press then complete the run. 1st short side Kong with rock from one end to the other.  2nd long side run to mid point perform 1 “rainbow” core left to right then back right to left continue running 2nd short side Kong with rock and continue 6 to 2, 5 to 3 ……until the count is flipped.  No doubt there is something to be said about pushing your boundaries that comes with sweat and fatigue but regardless….integrity in your effort must be maintained.

    Thank you Marlin!

    Now the Pax lined up on the track for a march “Indian Style” with our rocks held over head or out in front – last man did 2 Burpees with the rock then ran to take the lead.  One lap wasn’t good enough so on to a 2nd lap and add a 3rd Burpee and do it again.  After Marlin completed the 2nd round we slipped out the gate on to the path back to the start.

    Line the fence (2 rounds of 10 IC) each curls then off the fence for overhead triceps.  The final rock routine – rock core front raises (1 round of 10 IC).

    Return the rocks and head back to the pen…..Tool took off and set the pace.  QIC felt the need to keep up where out of no where Marlin pushed a heated run to the finish!

    As we counted off….Rudy called to question (a 2nd time) the integrity of a complete work out with 2 minutes remaining – so 10 men – 10 burpees then to ensure no time would be left to wonder – 10 Catalina Wine Press (the count was off but the sweat was just the same).  Before the QIC could add another round Bogey kicked in the name o rama and the work was complete.  “Rock solid” work to kick the week off!

    Announcements, Intensions and Circle of Prayer!

    Through action we grow.

     

     

     

     

  • The Passover

    On a Friday morning with perfect temps and dry conditions, we started on what I hoped would be the greatest, most spiritual F3 workout of all time. It was time for Rev Sox to emphasize the Rev in his name and throw imprecatory curses on the Sox.

    To give this exercise greater spiritual significance we warmed up with:

    SSH x24

    IW x 24

    PlankJacks x 12

    Hillbillies x 24

    I am preaching on the First Communion this Sunday at Grace Community Bible Church in River Ridge (gcbcrr.org) at 10am. Since I was meditating on Communion and the Passover, I themed our workout around the Passover story in Exodus. The story begins with 400 years of slavery in Egypt as the children of Israel made bricks for generations, so we grabbed our rocks and made bricks.

    Making Bricks

    While carrying our precious rocks, we slowly made our way across one of the Pontiff fields by dropping down to our knees and rising back up followed by one lunge on each leg and repeated until we crossed the field.

    The Ten Plagues

    We did a series of 10 exercises. 10 reps each time and we never put down our rocks between sets to picture the 10 plagues that God sent on Egypt to rescue the Israelites.

    10 Shoulder presses

    10 Curls

    10 rows

    10 low slow squats

    Repeat all 4

    10 bench presses

    For the 10th and final plague, we painted the doorposts of our homes to protect our families from the angel of the death. The rock was the paintbrush. Starting position was holding the rock by your right foot, the rock was lifted straight up above the right shoulder, moved over the head to above the left shoulder, and slowly brought down to the left foot. The rock was brought back to the right foot for one rep. We painted 10 doorposts (we are friendly Israelites).

    Wandering to the Red Sea

    Following the plagues, Pharaoh sent us out of Egypt. Like the Israelites, we wandered around the desert on our way to the Red Sea. We walked around the bases of two baseball fields while holding our rocks. A few times everyone was instructed to lift their rocks above their heads as Abacus and Hawg serenaded us with In Your Eyes.

    Waiting for the Water to Part

    We went to the fence and took a seat on the fence to remember how God parted the Red Sea as the Israelites watched in awe. We did two sets of 10 curls while seated against the fence as we gathered our belongings to go across the Red Sea.

    Mary to Freedom

    This is where I ran into trouble. I thought the 10 plagues was going to take longer than it did, so we had a little extra time. My story got kind of forgotten as I struggled to think of Marys to finish the workout.

    Penguins x 20

    Big Boy Situps x 20

    10 Burpees

    10 Burpees

    LBCs x 20

    Here I was planning on sharing that the Egyptians ran in after the Red Sea but the water came in top of them. They tried to flutter kick their way to the other side, but their armor weighed them down and they became dying cockroaches. (I forgot this part of the story in my panic to think of things to get everyone to 6:15)

    FlutterKicks x 16

    Dying Cockroaches x 20

    Russian Twists x 20

    Oh Dolly x 20

    We counted off, shared our names, and named an FNG (Max) Mani-Pedi. Thanks for allowing me the opportunity to fly my Bible nerd flag. It was awesome.