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Tag: Mahatma

  • VQ for the Mambi at Rock City

    YHC had a hard time falling asleep the night before his VQ. YHC wanted to be PRO, thinking about his workout, the F3 Lingo / Lexicon, and time management. Finally fell asleep, it seemed as if the alarm went off shortly after.

    Pulled up to the infamous Rock City, (where F3 Men workout) to already see a handful of PAX ready to train, YHC walked up to wait for 5:30 to start. It was time for the disclaimer and we began.

    14 Hard Charging F3 brothers (PAX) mosey to the PIT for the warmup

    • SSH IC x 25
    • Sun Gods (Arms Circles) 10 fwd, 10 back
    • Windmills IC x 15
    • Peter Parker IC x 10
    • Parker Peter IC x 16
    • Burpees x 10

    PAX pick out his ROCK and mosey to the running track.

    Part 1

    • 25 Squats with ROCK
    • 25 Arm Curls with ROCK
    • 25 Military Press with ROCK
    • Run 1 Lap

     

    • 25 Squats with ROCK
    • 25 Arm Curls with ROCK
    • 25 Military Press with ROCK
    • Run 1 Lap

     

    • 25 Squats with ROCK
    • 25 Arm Curls with ROCK
    • 25 Military Press with ROCK
    • Run 1 Lap

     

    • 25 Squats with ROCK
    • 25 Arm Curls with ROCK
    • 25 Military Press with ROCK
    • Run 1 Lap

    Part 2

    Line up on the back of the end zone line with ROCK

    • Lunge walk with ROCK overhead to the 25-yardline
    • 10 LBC’s
    • Lunge walk with ROCK overhead to the 50-yardline
    • 10 Merkins
    • Lunge walk with ROCK overhead to the 25-yardline
    • 10 Monkey Humpers

    Mosey with ROCK back to the PIT return PAX ROCKS to the ROCK PIT

    Circle up for Mary

    • LBC IC x 20
    • Leg lifts IC x 20
    • Dying Cockroach IC x 10
    • American Hammer IC x 10
    • Penguins IC x 10

    Mosey back to flag

    COT

    Count off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements, Intentions, Closed with a prayer to the Sky Q

  • RED Friday – Jenkins Hero WOD

    8 men (1 FNG) posted for a RED Friday workout tribute to British serviceman Garreth Jenkins.

    Warm-up

    SSH x 20 (I could tell Frac was disappointed), Imperial Walkers x 20, Windmills x 15, then some self-love on your own while YHC gave the instructions to…

    The Thang

    Partner up for

    • 50 Burpees
    • 400 meter run
    • 50 Kettle Rock Swings
    • 400 meter run
    • 50 Pull-ups
    • 400 meter run
    • 50 Merkins
    • 400 meter run

    Partners split reps for exercises however they want for 50 cumulative, then run the 400 meters together.  Complete as many rounds as possible in the 40 minutes.

    NMM

    • First time I’ve seen Mahatma and T-Shift since the bike accident last week.  Glad to see them both.
    • Rocket works at Lockhead Martin and builds cool space vehicles.  I’m pretty jealous.  He walked away with a pretty good name, mainly because we want him to like us and post at the Gnarly Nutria.
    • I’ve never seen Fracsac run so hard.  He was partnered with Triple Shift and I think he was worried that Triple was going to run over him.
    • You would think I would be faster at burpees.  After all, the man behind the curtain running the @f3nation twitter feed posted a video of my perfect barefoot burpee form as a lesson for all.  Yet, I could not keep up with Mahatma.
    • Abacus continues to stand out among the Pax with his understanding of the RED Friday dress code.
    • Notre Dame should hire Walleye as a recruiter.  Show up to Audubon Park at 2100 hours on July 18th and you will see what I mean.

  • Back Pain? Okwata!

    History tells us that Native Americans referred to what we now call Lake Pontchartrain as Okwata, which means “wide water”. Since history is known to be subjective, YHC is calling upon the dialect from a local tribe of leaders that refers to Okwata as a “cure all”. Not feeling well? Okwata! If YHC were to ask one of our medicine men if this were true, there is no doubt the answer would be yes! Speaking of medicine men, we need a Doogie Howser! But I digress…….
    We even have clinical trials, as can be seen in case study #1. One of the Pax complained of back pain, YHC recommended Okwata. Guess what? No more back pain! Take your weekly dose of Okwata, and all will be well. There is one alternative to this miracle natural remedy, but only one. The little known weekly treatment identified as “The Dome Patrol” has great healing qualities, or so it has been reported. Thursdays have so much to offer……
    With two shovel flags and 6 Pax anxious to get started, YHC gave the disclaimer, then threw everyone for a loop by going on a mosey away from the fountain! All except Recall, as this was his first post to Okwata. Circle up on some grass where it just felt right for…..

    Warm Up

    SSH IC x 31
    IW IC x 15
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20
    Peter Parkers IC x 20
    Parker Peter IC x 20
    Sun Gods IC x 20 (10 fwd, 10 bwd)

    Mosey to the corner of Canal and Lakeshore Drive for…

    DirtyMacDeuce Okwata Style

    Round 1
    Merkins IC x 12
    Squats IC x 12
    Crunchy Frog IC x 12
    Indian Run the loop between Lakeshore Drive and Amethyst Street

    Round 2
    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 12
    Monkey Humpers IC x 12
    LBC’s IC x 12
    Indian Run the loop between Lakeshore Drive and Amethyst Street

    Round 3
    Floyd Mayweathers IC x 12
    Lunges IC x 12
    Putins IC x 12
    Indian Run the loop between Lakeshore Drive and Amethyst Street

    Round 4
    Shoulder taps IC x 12
    Jump Squats IC x 12
    Flutter Kicks IC x 12
    Indian Run the loop between Lakeshore Drive and Amethyst Street

    Well done, earned the Pax a slow mosey to the House of Pain for Circuits!

    Partner up, three stations
    Station 1 – Step ups or box jumps AMRAP
    Station 2 – Pull ups AMRAP
    Station 3 – Bear crawl up levee, 5 burpees, run back down (timer)
    Rinse and repeat with second round timer being:
    Kong up the levee, 5 merkins, run back down

    Mosey back to the flag for some Mary

    Rower Situps IC x 10 (4 count)
    Hello Dolly IC x 20
    Tin Snips IC x 20
    Rosalita IC x 20
    Freddie Mercury IC x 20

    COT

    Count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, closed with a prayer to the Sky Q

    NMM
    It was discovered today that we may not be doing the best job of orientating the new Pax coming into the fold with all the tools available to promote accountability. For example, some Pax don’t know about ISI, which evolved into the discussion of Group Me, which in turn produced a look of “what are you talking about?” That evolved into a discussion about Backblasts, which didn’t produce a different look. Please make an effort to reach out to any newer Pax that may not know about these tools, and let’s fully bring them into the fold. Getting them onto the email is the first step, but let’s not stop there!

    Thanks for posting with me today!

    SYITG

  • Is this still the Warm Up

    For those that are still figuring out the F3 NOLA brotherhood and workout schedule – I strongly recommend you circle a couple of mid week days and make the commitment to yourself to give them a shot.  I’m confident if you do your weekly outlook will change….physically for the better.

    Thursday….the alarm goes off at 4:41 – my routine on task: 8 brothers met at the tree near the fountain on the lakefront for what I consider, regardless who’s Qing one of the toughest (grant it I’ve not yet done WolfPack Mountain); maybe it’s the lake adding more humidity or the thought of having the levee loom in the background knowing it’s calling for some activity…..

    After a quick disclaimer we set off for 45 minutes of sweat!  Mosey to the open field in front of the fountain for a quick warm up:

    SSH x 15

    Toe touches (slow count) x 11

    Windmill x 15

    Mnt Climbers x 16

    Mosey to the levee – it’s interesting to hear the back chatter  – “Have you been this direction”, “what’s in store?”…..all just heading to a different starting point.

    Non the less – we ran to the top of the levee with instructions – Indian run with a little twist; when the pax member gets to the front he puts his hand up and yells “disperse” then the remaining pax runs down the levee to complete 3 burpees before running back up to get in line (in the same spot Rudy quickly reminded us).  Pax member in front performed 5 derkins while waiting.  We continued this until all had a chande to disperse the group……Perfect timing with Surge – “surging” to the front dispersing the pax while he went and greeted his dad on a morning walk.  Awesome to see this family connection and that Surge’s dad still puts fitness as a priority in his life!  But as Pax got back to the top of the levee – someone commented; “This is still the warm-up”!

    Now we were ready to start our work:

    Q had all Pax line up at the base of the levee –

    1st initiative:  x 2

    5 squat jumps – then sprint up the levee – WALK down the other side for “active recovery” – 5 squat jumps sprint up the levee – Walk down

    30 Seconds of rest

    2nd initiative: x 2

    5 ea switch leg jump lunge – FROG Hop up the levee – Walk down the other side – repeat on the way back

    45 Seconds of rest

    3rd initiative: x 3

    5 merkins with a double climber – then Bear Crawl up the levee – Walk down the other side- repeat on the way back

    1 minute of “active” recovery as we moseyed over to the house of pain.

    3 pull bars with 2 pax to spot to get 10 “solid” pull ups

    others would perform 5 “Cowbell – Burpees” then sprint top of levee then back down perform 5 more Cowbell -Burpees

    Head back toward the Flag for Mary

    30 seconds of “black hole” direct transition into 10 crunchy frogs – immediately repeat.

    10 4 count cockroach – direct transition to 10 4 count flutter – immediately repeat.

    High Plank – 1 minute – switch to Rt then Lt plank 15 seconds ea. repeat.

    DONE

    Name O Rama – Intentions and Prayerful Thanksgiving.  Brothers I joyfully look forward to the opportunity of pushing as hard as I can when you lead and have humbly learned to lead through being pushed.

     

     

     

  • Wednesday With Walleye

    8 men arrived at the Foundry for some sweat in the summer heat. Man it’s muggy. Welcome back Smooth!
    The usual disclaimer and off we go.

    Warm-up COP at the track:
    SSH x 20 IC
    IW x 20 IC
    Peter Parker x 20 IC
    Windmills x 15 IC
    Arm circles IC, 10 forward, 10 backward
    Mountain climbers x 20 IC

    Route 66 to the Foundry, with 10 lunge jumps at each light post

    Foundry Circuit x2
    1. 15 WWII sit-ups has the count
    2. Dips
    3. Pull ups
    4. Derkins

    Mosey to NOMA for Dora 123
    100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBC’s, while the other partner runs a lap around NOMA.

    Mosey back to the flag, with some Mary along the way
    Flutter kicks x 20 IC
    Hello Dolly x 20 IC
    American Hammer x 20 IC

    Back to the flag at 6:15. Count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and a prayer.
    Thank you for letting me lead!
    Walleye

  • Mellon Collie and the Infinite Side Straddle Hops

    I checked the temp as I walked out out the door this morning to discover that it was a cool, crisp 81° with 91% humidity. Perfect weather for a F3 beat down.

    We gathered around the flags and at 5:30am I gave the disclaimer and we moseyed over to circle up next to everyone’s favorite rock pile. My sparsely used theme for the morning is 90s alternative rock, so we did some extra SSHs to go with my title which is based on the 1995 Smashing Pumpkins album.

    The warmup

    SSH – 35

    Parker Peters – 20

    Hillbillies – 25

    Smurf jacks – 20 (since I needed to get a few more side straddle hops in for the sake of my title)

    The Playground

    We picked out our rocks and took them over to the playground for a standard playground rotation exercise. Everyone got a partner and I tagged up with Mambi and Hand-Grenada. We rotated to complete sets of shoulder presses (with rock), pull-ups, under dogs, real freddie mercuries, burpees, and merkins. The count was 20 shoulder presses. We completed the rotation twice.

    Slow Motion Suicide

    We took our beloved rocks to the football field to complete a slow motion suicide. I felt like slow motion suicide sounded like the name of an alternative rock band from the 90s. (I just googled the name and Slow Motion Suicide is the name of an alternative rock band!) We did a slow suicide down the football field and back. We ran 1/4 length of the field with rock over head. We stopped for 20 curls and then dropped the rock to run back to the starting line and back to our rock. We took the rock over head to midfield for 20 bench presses. We ran down to the starting line and back to the rock. We put the rock over head to 3/4 of the field for 20 rows. We ran down to the starting line and back to the rock. We put the rock over head to the end for 20 LSS. Following a 30 count, we repeated the suicide across the field to get back to our original position.

    Mary

    We deposited the rocks back in the pile before circling up for some Mary.

    Flutterkicks – 15

    Penguins – 20

    American Hammer – 20

    Wife-pleasers – 20

    O Dolly – 20

    We ran back to the flags. At our arrival there was some controversy with Rudy complaining that he wanted 60 more seconds of Mary. I was ready to put her to bed, so we counted off followed by name-o-rama, and prayer. Thank you men for running and sweating with me. I would never be out there without you. 13 strong.

     

  • More Crabwalks!

    Morning broke over the Uptowner, where YHC made a rare appearance for a Friday Q.  6 more PAX joined to start the day with a sweaty beatdown.

    Warm Up: YHC almost started with a Mosey, before remembering this is The Uptowner.  So instead, right here – circle up!

    • SSH x25
    • IW x25
    • Smurf Jacks x15
    • Peter Parker x25
    • Shoulder Taps x25
    • Parker Peter x25
    • Plank Jacks x25

    Burpees for Breakfast

    Every Minute On The Minute: 10 Burpees each minute for 10 minutes.  Whee!  That was fun!

    Grab a Rock.  Feel free to go bigger, we aren’t going very far.

    Crabwalking

    Line up for 11s OYO:

    • Shoulder Press with your rock (which stays here)
    • Bear Crawl about 40 yards
    • Merkins
    • Crab Walk back

    Very quickly, YHC realized that this combo was going to be a) slow and b) hard on the shoulders.  So – Modify, replacing Bear Crawl with Lunge Walk.  Didn’t make it go faster (this definitely turned into a timekiller), but it did mix in the legs.  No change to the Crabwalks – especially when YHC discovered that perhaps there is one way he can keep up with Mahatma!  So – everyone expect More Crabwalk at future YHC Qs!

    Take a break halfway through to rest the shoulders with some Mary (slow cadence)

    • Flutter Kick x20
    • Dolly x20
    • Penguin x20

    Then back to your rocks to finish the 11s.  Return the rocks to the pile and circle up for a final round of slow-cadence Mary

    • Dying Cockroach x20
    • LBC x20
    • Box Cutter x20

    Circle up, for Count Off, Name-o-Rama, Announcements, and Prayers.  Remember those who are sick.

  • A Beat Down 2 Years in the the Making

    When Jingle Vader said he would be out of town and needed someone to step up to Q, YHC realized this was roughly his two year F3 Anniversary, and agreed to take the reigns from the mighty JV.  YHC first posted on June 11, 2016 where Maverick was the Q, and it was a good one!  With two years under the belt, YHC figured he could deliver a good one.  Two FNG’s posted with us today, along with 20 Regulars.  After some odd discussions about circles and such (that’s Bogey and Rudy for ya), it was time for the disclaimer…….and then….

    Mosey to the Great Lawn for the Warmup

    SSH IC x 31
    IW IC x 20
    Sun Gods (Arms Circles) 10 fwd, 10 back
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20
    Peter Parker IC x 20
    Parker Peter IC x 20

    Someone set up some cones on the Great Lawn, wonder who that was? YHC figured we could thank him later….

    Well, since cones are set up to mirror a basketball court, roughly about 35 feet between cones, may as well put them to good use. Time for some:

    Suicides

    Part 1
    sprint to one quarter line, sprint back and do 5 burpees
    sprint to half line, sprint back and do 5 burpees
    sprint to three quarter line, sprint back and do 5 burpees
    sprint full court, sprint back and do 5 burpees

    Part 2
    Same suicides, only 10 merkins each time the pax sprints back

    Part 3
    Bear crawl semi suicides
    Bear crawl to one quarter line, complete 10 LBC’s, bear crawl back to base line and do 10 merkins
    Bear crawl to half court line, 10 LBC’s, bear crawl back to base line for 10 merkins.

    Part 4
    Lunge Walk Suicides
    Lunge walk to one quarter line, 10 monkey humpers, run back to base line for 10 merkins.
    Lunge walk to half court line, 10 monkey humpers, run back to base line for 10 merkins.
    Lunge walk to three quarter line, 10 monkey humpers, run back to base line for 10 merkins.
    Lunge walk full court, 10 monkey humpers, run back to base line for 10 merkins.

    Line up in two columns for an indian run to NOMA. Apparently YHC did not do a very good job of explaining this, but we all ran, and we made it, so all is good.

    Partner up for:

    Mini Dora 123 (for time)
    Pax 1 runs from first tree, or tree zero, or whatever we call it now, to the fountain for 10 dip
    Pax two does exercise until relieved. The count is cumulative.
    50 Burpees
    100 Squats
    150 Merkins

    Partner Derkins
    Starting at the now infamous first tree
    Pax 1 planks, while Pax 2 uses Pax 1 for 10 Derkins.
    Run to next tree, flapjack
    Run to next tree, flapjack
    Run to next tree, flapjack
    Run back to starting point
    That’s 20 derkins for each

    Circle up for Mary
    LBC IC x 30
    Flutter Kicks IC x 20
    Dying Cockroach IC x 20
    Penguins IC x 20

    Mosey back to flags

    COT
    Count off, Name-O-Rama, Name the FNG’s, Announcements, Intentions, closed with a prayer to the Sky Q

    NMM
    Welcome Outbreak and Sour Patch, T-Claps to Woz and Coxswain for the EH’s!!!
    Thanks to all of you for continuing to post in support of F3. There is no doubt my life has changed for the better over the last two years, and I remain several pounds lighter. The daily beatdowns, the Capital Ruck, the Grow Ruck, the Gnarly Nutria, the ISI monthly challenges, and a plethora of other F2 CSAUP events have filled these last two years with incredible memories, and the experiences have improved my roll as a Father, a Husband, and a Friend.

    SYITG

  • More Tool in lieu of more Cowbell

    Nineteen men posted to get the usual Saturday fix at The Mothership.  YHC filled in as Q for Cowbell who anticipated a late night at the Taylor Swift concert or something of the sorts.  Typical June conditions meant we were in for another sweat fest but nothing the PAX couldn’t handle.  YHC has been slacking lately on themed workouts and didn’t want to throw together a last minute history tour so then plan was a no-frills workout in an effort to deliver a beatdown to all, and make sure to include plenty Merkins for the ISI challenge.  As the PAX trickled in, it was good to see some 2nd and 3rd timers in the mix which is always a good thing.  After the disclaimer, we were off in a longer than usual mosey around the Great Lawn, made clear by Rain Man, and circled up for the Pre-Thang:

    SSH x25, AC x20, WM x10, IPW x25

    Then we lined up on one side of the lawn for a bear crawl halfway followed by a lunge walk the other half.

     

    Next up, a mosey around Storyland to the back of TG Stadium where we broke up into three groups for:

    Group 1 – Wall Sit against the train shed, which we made base for the circuit

    Group 2 – Run to the Refinery for 10 pullups and 10 inverted rows, or any combo of the two, run back and plank

    Group 3 – Run to the prison bars, aka Tool Wall, for calf raises x40, run back and plank

    After one round, rinse and repeat.

     

    Then a mosey to the Museum water fountain where we lined up along the trees for:

    Merkins x10, Squats x10 (OYO) at each light pole, run to the next…think think were 10 poles.

     

    How bout some Mary:  LBC x20, Box Cutters x20, Penguins x25

    How bout an Indian Run:  PAX split in two groups, one on each side of Lelong Dr., down and back (almost half mile), with a little friendly competition along the way.  T-claps to Rudy for the Nascar-like announcing.

    This brought us back to the light poles so this time we knocked out Merkins x5 and Squats x5 at each one, plank and wait/hydrate by the water fountain.

     

    More Mary:

    LBTs ? x20

    Merkins x10 OYO

    Russin Twist a la Jingle Vader x20?

    Merkins x10 OYO

    Mahatma took the mic for: Dying Cockroach x10, keep feet up, Flutter Kicks x10, repeat

    Time to head back to base.  Total ground covered was 2.68mi.  Merkin count was 170 for those in the ISI challenge.

    COT to seal the deal.  Coffeeteria included some good F2 followed by bible study…t-claps Woz.

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

    Tool

     

     

  • And the Tony for the best use of Musicals in a Q goes to….

    Due to some over-excitement to hit the “snooze” button, YHC was a couple of minutes late w/ the F3 Flag and to his own Q.  Thanks to the miracle of GroupMe & Mumblechatter, YHC was able to give directions to the PAX who would be lost w/out him.  When YHC arrived, the PAX had already begun the w/u at the Practice Track while also going over the command instructions for those who have yet to Q.

    W/U

    • SSH
    • AC (led by Mambi)
    • Windmills/Abe Vigodas/Don Quixotes (led by Pai Gow)
    • IW x 20
    • MC x 20
    • JL x 15

    Head to Roosevelt Mall for some Route 66

    • Starting w/ the first bench to your left, do 5 Irkins and 5 Derkins; run to the next bench and increase the reps by 1; proceed all the way down the mall. Total Irkin/Derkin count 81 each.

    Mosey to the left wall of NOMA

    • Hold the People’s Chair while each PAX names his favorite Musical Artist/Band, Favorite Broadway Musical, First Concert Attended.   T-Claps to some of those favs & first including Elvis Presley, Wicked, Cowboy Mouth, West Side Story, and the Cars.

    Mosey to the Foundry & partner up for AMRAP; while we pay tribute to some of the Best Musical Tony winners w/in the past few years.

    1. “Disappear” from Dear Evan Hansen – ~.25 Mile Run at your 1mi pace.  (This is the count)
    2. “Falling Slowly” from Once – Negative Pull Ups or Pull Up w/ a :03 down motion
    3. “Sex Is In the Heel” from Kinky Boots – Calf Raises
    4.  “All-American Prophet” from The Book of Mormon – Merkins
    5.  “My Shot” from Hamilton – Bobby Hurleys

    Mosey back to the Flag

    Counterama, Namerama, Announcements, Intentions, COT

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead,  SYITG,

    Da Parish