No doubt it was a LONG fun weekend for many PAX – especially those working the Hogs for the Cause BBQ fund raiser. All we can assume is that after “BARKING” for team Deswine Intervention – Peaches was canned! Monday was cold and with the PAX restless realizing Peaches was a no show, I figured it was time to get moving. We moseyed to our normal RC warm up spot. Disclaimer was given for the group as this was going to be a PAX lead beatdown. Mahatma (initial QIC) set to ground rules, ALL would be called out to lead. The warm up began:
All in cadence 15 – 30
SSH – Mahatma
Hill Billy Cow Bell
King Kong
WindMills Baby Face
Grass Grabers Madula
Arm Circles Screw Top
Grab a Rock – Mosey to the open field
Pax lined up for a 7
KK called out ManMakers then run 25 yards for Bobby Hurley
RugaRu – Partner Dora – 50 cross over Merkins, 100 Curls, 150 Squats – While pax 1 starts exerciser, pax 2 runs 25 yards and back – switch and keep building toward the #.
Mosey back toward the rock pile BUT there was still time for a Ring of PAX where one by one each Pax lead an effort. Memory loss- If you’ve read to this point feel free to update or send a shoutout through Mumblechatter and I’ll update.
Return Rocks – Mosey back to flag.
COT – After count off and Name O Rama – Pax named and welcomed Swisher-Sweets. Intentions and Prayers of Thanks.
Honestly this is F3 at it’s roots – Men leading Men. Great effort by all.
28 PAX gathered on this beautiful, calm, cool Friday morning. Still very dark at 5:25 a.m…. but YHC noticed he wasn’t the only one using passports frequently these days… Your Mom’n Dem and Half Nelson traveled ALL THE WAY from Lakeview to Uptown just for this beat down. Seconds later, YHC noted 2 more Lakeview Pax, Screw Top and Jesus Juice, were also here for their WPM debut. T-Claps to all the out-of-towners including Dr. Quinn from St. Louis. Welcome!!! YHC gave his standard disclaimer and off we went!!!
Warm-ups
Short mosey to Loyola campus and did the following in cadence:
Grass Grabbers x 10
Windmills x 10
Imperial Walkers x 20
Self Love x 10
SSHs x 20
Mountain Climbers x 20
The WPM
Moseyed to the base of the WPM. YHC told the PAX to sweep the Six by running up and down the ramps instead of planking.
1.) Ran up the first ramp so that the PAX were at the base of the 2nd ramp. Partner up. First exercise – burpees jump over. One PAX was doing the burpee jump over the other PAX, who was in the low plank position. Each PAX did 5 burpees jump over then Flap Jack. Then ran up the ramp and repeat the same burpees jump over. Ran back down the ramp, rinse and repeat. Then ran back up the ramp and did the final set of burpees jump over. In total, each PAX did 4 rounds (total 20 burpees jump over each).
2.) Side hopped on the flat level from one end to the other and switched direction in the middle. Now at the base of the 3rd ramp. Picked a different partner. 2nd exercise – synchronized air squats. Started off at the base with 20 air squats, ran up the ramp then did 15 squats, ran back down with 10 squats. Ran back up the ramp and finished with 5 squats.
3.) Karaoke on the flat level from one end to the other and switched direction in the middle. Now the PAX were at the base of the 4th ramp. Picked another different partner. 3rd exercise – patty cake merkins. Started off at the base with 20 patty cake merkins, ran up the ramp then did 15 merkins, ran back down with 10 more. Ran back up the ramp and finished with 5 merkins.
4.) Prisoner ran on the flat level from one end to the other to get to the next ramp. Now at the base of the 5th ramp. Picked a new partner. 4th exercise – decline merkins. One PAX (while in a squat position) was holding other PAX’s legs, who was doing 5 derkins. Flap Jack. Then ran up the ramp and repeat the same reps. Ran back down the ramp, rinse and repeat. Then ran back up the ramp and did the final set of derkins. In total, each PAX did 4 rounds (total 20 derkins each while the holder was in a squat position).
5.) Prisoner ran on the flat level from one end to the other to get to the next ramp. Now at the base of the 6th ramp. Picked another partner. 5th exercise – synchronized big boy sit-ups. Started off at the base with 20 sit-ups, ran up the ramp then did 15 more, ran back down with 10 reps. Ran back up the ramp and did 5 sit-ups. Then ran back down the ramp and waited for the SIX.
6.) Now at the base of the 6th ramp again. Picked a different partner for one last time. Wheel barrel up the ramp. Flap Jack at the PAX discretion. Each PAX finished the beat down with 30 LBCs at the top of the WPM.
Ran down the stairs back to flag and finished at about 6:17 a.m. Couple minutes late but no mumble chatter. Yes because Rudy wasn’t there.
COT
Count-O-Rama 28PAX, Name-O-Rama, announcements, intentions. YHC invited the PAX to stop by Deswine Intervention tent at Hogs for the Cause. Thank You all again for the opportunity to lead. Always a pleasure and honor to workout with the PAX. SYITG
YHC knows he’s old school, old fashioned, and just plain old. #RespectHasItsDrawbacks. For the COT, he utterly–and proudly–failed in his effort to record the names of the 28!!! PAX who posted in the gloom. Even with Mariah’s held (#TClaps), it was hopeless. Thank God our beatdowns are (generally) techno-free.
With a quick disclaimer (and YHC’s failure yet again to ask whether there were any FNGs, of which there were none), the PAX was off to the soccer fields in front of Audubon for the first COP:
SSHs 25xIC
Imperial Walkers 25xIC
Grass Grabbers 25xIC
Merkins 25xIC
Low Slow Squats 25xIC (with a lagniappe of 5 burpees OYO in the middle)
Mosey over to the levee for some Elevens: ten burpees down to one at the bottom of the levee, and one jump squat up to ten at the top.
Then mosey over to the Audubon statue for some Dora 1-2-3: PAX paired up for 100 dips, 200 squats and 300 LBCs.
Then mosey back to one of the soccer fields (to get our of ears’ reach of the Clipboard barking out numbers and orders to the hapless Wallets in Tights) for a quick round of Mary:
American Hammer 20xIC
Dying Cockroach 20xIC (keep feet up for next round)
Flutter Kicks 20xIC (keep feet up for next round)
Hello Dolly 20xIC
Crunchy Frog 20xIC
Mosey back to the flag for COT and YHC’s complete inability to work either a video or audio stream on his cell phone. There was a PAX of 28, but YHC (with the help of other PAX, @TClaps) could recall all but one. So apologies to that one PAX, who gets credit from the SkyQ even though he’s anonymous (at least for now) to us mortals.
After losing Left Eye last week, I was offered redemption. Left Eye saw I had the Q at Rock City, and was kind enough to give me another shot. 24 men arrived in the dark gloom of Pontiff, without lights, for a beatdown in the dark and damp. Bogey suggested we all hold hands and sing Kumbaya during the workout so no man gets left behind. Not a bad idea… The usual disclaimer and off we go.
We moseyed to the usual spot by the rocks for our warm-up COP.
SSH x 20 IC
IW x 20 IC
Windmills x 10 IC
Arm circles 10 forward 10 backwards IC
LSS x 20 IC
Mountain climbers x 20 IC.
Grab a rock and head to the track. We lined up on the 20 yard line of the football field for a rock circuit. I kept one eye on Left Eye the whole time…
Shoulder press x 15 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock curls x 15 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock rows x 15 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock squats x 15 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
By this time, Cowbell could see what was coming…
Shoulder press x 10 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock curls x 10 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock rows x 10 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock squats x 10 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Shoulder press x 5 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock curls x 5 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock rows x 5 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock squats x 5 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Next we bear crawled from the 20 to the end zone, 20 Merkins in the end zone, and lunge walked back to the 20. Next circuit.
Chest press x 20 IC
Flutter kicks with rock held high x 20 IC
Chest press x 20 IC
Hello dolly with rock held high x 20 IC
Then we moved our rocks out to the 40 yard line, and teamed up in Pax of 3 for Merkin relays. 40 yard dash, followed by 15 Merkins, until the other Pax got back to you. 3 rounds of 15 Merkins, followed by 3 rounds of 10 Merkins, for 6 rounds total.
Circle up for some Mary.
LBCs x 20 IC
Box cutters x 20 IC
Dying cockroach x 20 IC
Penguins x 20 IC
Return your beloved rock back to the pile and run back to the flag for a percent finish. (Maybe 1 minute late according to Triple Shift, but his watch must be wrong.) Count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and a prayer. I am grateful I did not lose another Pax member today. We were 24 strong throughout. Thank you for letting me lead.
As many New Orleanians might be aware, Hamilton has been playing at The Saenger for a 3 week run. As many F3ians might be aware, Da Parish and Rudy have a thing for musicals. So of course, the Hamilton workout was an obvious combination. And a plot was hatched – only publicized to those PAX that were In The Room Where It Happened….. So Hamilton and Burr signed up to Q the Mothership and Muscleship.
6:29am, PAX loitering around both flags wondering who was stepping forward to claim the Q. Especially loud grumbling at the Mothership flag from Jingle Vader, who repeatedly expressed his dislike for all things in Pop Culture.
6:30am, Rudy at Mothership and Parish at Muscleship give the disclaimers to PAX (most of whom seemed to be saying “Yeah, I figured.”). And both PAX took off to meet at the flag standing by a large box in the field in front of the museum.
And what was in the box? No – this isn’t a Brad Pitt “What’s in the Box?” scene. Instead, it was the exercise gear for the Qs…
And all the PAX grumbled and groaned, but still circled up in one large combined workout circle.
The Warmup – Qs alternating exercise callouts
16 SSH (Hamilton was 16 on arrival to US)
7 Burpees OYO as we begin spelling out Burr
21 Imperial Walkers (Hamilton was 21 when he became aide to Washington
Up/Downs to Burr’s cadence
30 Peter Parkers (Hamilton was 30 at the Constitutional Convention
Rocky Balboas to more of Burr cadence
Then (thanks to Mahatma’s good advice), PAX numbered off. 1s go with Hamilton (Rudy), 2s go with Burr (Parish). The Q vs Q Showdown begins…
Burr – Round 1
Dora 1-2-3 to Aaron Burr, Sir & My Shot. Pax 1 will perform the exercise while Pax 2 Burr Crawls to the 2nd tree & back.
Floyd Mayweather x 100 (2=1) – Hamilton upon meeting Burr advised he had recently punched the bursar of Princton
Squats x 200 – Burr advises Hamilton, Laurens, Mulligan & Lafayette that he’d rather sit than stand for the revolution
American Hammer x 300 – Hamilton does not throw away his shot and drops his American Hammer on Burr, Lafayette, Laurens & Mulligan
MerKING Wave/Burr Crawl to You’ll be Back
While PlanKING during the song sung by King George, pax will do a MerKING wave (1 merkin performed in a wave around the circle). When the last pax merks, the entire circle will Burr Crawl clockwise 1 rotation. Repeat the MerKING wave with 2 merks, Burr Crawl, etc until song is complete.
Mary to the song Guns & Ships.
Hold out your gun at Yorktown by holding a James Bond for :30 center/left/righ
Yorktown would not have been a victory w/out the French ships in the harbor. Hold your Boat/Canoe for :30 and finish out the song.
Hamilton – Round 1
Hamiltabata. 8 exercises, 45 seconds high intensity, 15 seconds of rest. To the songs Alexander Hamilton and My Shot
Happy Jacks (5 SSH, 2 Squat Jumps)
Absolution (8 count plank-position exercise)
Merkins
Imperial Squat Walkers
Lunges
T-Merkins
Outlaw
No Surrender (aka “The Genuflect”, in F3 Nola lexicon)
20 Count
To the 2:30 song Aaron Burr: Burpees. OYO. Go. Until the song ends. Yes, grumbly PAX – I mean it. Till the song ends.
20 Count
Mosey to the fountain for a version of the Cabinet Battle.
PAX 1 planks
PAX 2 dips x30 – with feet on PAX 1 back.
Flapjack.
Flapjack for x20
Flapjack for x10
Interlude
Both groups met at the lawn, and switched. Now the 2s go with Hamilton and the 1s go with Burr.
Burr – Round 2
Take a Break while we mosey to the Foundry
Time for an amRAP Battle while we hear Cabinet Battle #1
5 Pull ups, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats, Repeat until song is complete (3:35)
How are you going to Say No To This first American Political Sex Scandal. Hamilton was being extorted by James Reynolds while Hamilton had sex with his wife Maria. The first time it happened Hamilton gave Maria $30. Perform 30 reps (IC) of these 3 Big Sexy Exercises
Pickle Pounders
Wife Pleasers
Monkey Humpers
Mosey back to the flag…Mr Burr has business to settle with Hamilton. Your Obedient Servant
Hamilton – Round 2
Same as Round 1. Equal amounts of grumbling about the burpees. Some members of this group seemed to have an entirely different perspective on the Plank/Dip combo. Rudy suggests the Uptowners pull their minds out of the gutter.
Rudy does note that this routine was significantly harder the 2nd time around….
The Duel
All PAX meet back at the flag for the final 10-Count Duel. Qs alternate calling an exercise, making a ladder.
1 Burpee
2 Squat Jumps (then 1 Burpee)
3 Merkins (then 2 Squat Jumps, then 1 Burpee. You get the idea…)
4 Lunges
5 Country Crabs
6 Dr W
7 X Fit Merkins
8 Box Cutters
9 Turkish Getups
10 Rise Ups – Hold a Squat while Q counts down from 5, squat Jump, immediately return to Squat.
And with that, the F3 NOLA Tribute to Hamilton comes to a merciful close. Just a few minutes overtime.
Countoff and Name-o-rama, welcoming our new FNG Water Boy (named quickly before the uptowners could start suggesting based on Water Boy’s pronounced profession of selling Industrial Hoses).
Upcoming F1 / F2 this Thursday night at Greenway (6:30) and Wrong Iron (7:00).
Intentions called out, ask all of us to offer our own prayers for the intentions (spoken and otherwise) for all of our brother PAX. Finally, circle up for our closing prayer. Offer of thanksgiving for the glorious day God has given us, and for the grace of His wisdom to use this gift wisely.
Rudy and DaParish both thank the PAX for their merciful tolerance of this workout.
We have the honor to be your obedient servants….A dot Ham….A dot Burr.
On a beautiful, crisp Friday Morning, 20+ PAX gathered for a
Wolfpack Mountain beatdown. So with a
quick disclaimer off we….wait Amnesia reminded that we do have two AO’s
Uptown. So with a loud rally cry, two
strong PAX (Amnesia and Bad Moon) embarked on a moonlight ganter through the
nether regions of Uptown also known as Angry Wave or maybe we should rename
Angry Ripple??? I digress. Let’s Mosey!
To Touchdown Jesus for Warm-Up:
Hillbillies IC X20
Wide-Leg Mountain Climbers IC X15 (a new
exercise for F3 that YHC pilfered from OTF, Kong watch those eyes…KONG EYES
DOWN!)
Self-Love IC X20
Let’s continue warmup – PAX Line Up in straight line for:
High Knees till Q yells halt
Butt Kicks till Q yells halt
Kim Jung Un’s aka Supreme Leaders till Q yells
halt (a little mis-coordination on this one
by YHC)
Open Gates till Q yells halt
Mosey to Res Quad for 4 Corners PIMPS:
Pickle Pounders X 5 (2 is 1) then bear crawl to
Imperial Walkers X10 (2 is 1) then monkey humber
walk to
Merkins X15 then crab crawl to
PlankJacks X20 then sugar bear crawl (those
crawls weren’t sweet!) to
Starfish Crunch X25 (2 is 1)
Mosey to Mountain for Static
Climb Beatdown run forward up ramp and then backward up next ramp to each
flat:
1st Flat 2 minute Squat Hold
2nd Flat 2 minute Plank Hold
3rd Flat 2 minute People’s Chair
4th Flat 2 minute V-Up Hold
5th Flat 2 minute for PAX choice, Al
Gore’s or Leg Raises? PAX quickly chose
leg raises. Apparently those quads were
smoked (I’m looking at you Mr. Awesome). Leg Raises it is!
For all above static holds, if you break form at any point,
do burpees until 2 minutes is up.
Indian Run down to bottom and mosey back to flag…
Count-Off, Name-o-rama, Announcements, Intentions and
Prayer.
Don’t forget PAX, Beatdown and F2 event this upcoming
Thursday, March 28th. Meet at
intersection of Jeff Davis/Lafitte Greenway at 6:30 for half hour beatdown then
we’ll walk over to Wrong Iron for some F2.
It was a cold 40 so a PSA from Brown Bag Below 57 longs sleeves, below 50 pants and hat.
Quick mosey to the Zoos mud field and warm up of SSH, Mountain Climbers, Parker Peters.
We then formed into a line and did BLIMPS 5,10,15,… to the parking lot and back. As a group finished our squats we headed closer to the Zoo from some DORA.
The DORA 2 is 1;
100 Decline Mericans w/ Shoulder Taps (2 is 1 for taps) Thank you Tinkles!
200 Power Ups Left and Right (2 legs are 1)
300 Russian Twist (2 is 1)
Quick 20 dips then back to the flag or final minute of LBCs, Box Cutters, and Pickle Pounders.
Not too gloomy this morning as 21 PAX and 2.0s posted at the AO. T-claps to Gabrielle for bringing the flag, but more on that in a moment. Quick overview for the 2.0s of what F3 means and why their daddies come home sweaty and stinky in the mornings.
WARMUP
SSH IC x 15 Tacos (Gabrielle 2.0) and Goldbar (YHC’s 2.0) demo’d and led a “flossing” warmup. The PAX were rank amateurs and there was intense modification around the circle.
Then YHC did a poor imitation of the friendly neighborhood Spiderman, followed by IC x 20ish Peter Parkers, Parker Peters. Next up, Forward arm circles IC x 10, reverse arm circles IC x 10. We finished the warm-up with homage to Monsters, Inc. Scaryfeet Burpees!! – 5 burpees with Scaryfeet in between each.
THANG#1 Mosey (with a 2.0 on each PAX back) over to the playground. Divided into 2 groups for stations. Groups stay together and move between stations. OYO Pullups – 10 per dad + 10 per assisted 2.0s. Zipline – Dads & 2.0s do Carolina 10 drydocks/10 monkeyhumpers until everyone in the group does the Zipline
THANG#2
PAX piggyback 2.0s to the a friendly Oak. All 2.0s into the tree using 2.0 ladder seat thrusters (a movement unique to NOLA PAX that results in a child being happily perched 6 ft in the air, ready to catch Chinese made baubles).
Then a Piggyback Mosey to Animal Parade in front of the park. We split in 2 groups one starting on each side of the columns – Frog Hop halfway, Crabcrawl back, Duck walk halfway, Bear Crawl back. Shimmer (King Kong’s 2.0 did an exemplary bear crawl that would put most PAX to shame).
Then mosey to the fountain bench for: -Bench’s Dips -(12) 4count IC, Decline Merks (10 IC), Incline Merks (10 IC).
Then with much trepidation, YHC had PAX and 2.0s form 2 lines for an Indian run. Anxiety was overblown. The 2.0s nailed it with much less mumblechatter or sloppy lines than our PAX usually have in the gloom. We finished our Indian run at the second octagonal gazebo where we did 4 count right-leg and leftleg step ups IC. Then YHC led the PAX in a sprint across the oval field only to learn it was a nearly impassable marsh. We pulled up for some Leprechauns over the rainbow – OYO PAX do 20 merks, while 2.0s hop over us on the down. One more mosey to….
LEARN OUR FLAG HAS BEEN STOLEN!!! Who swipes an F3 flag, really?
But the PAX rallied for the Caterpillar, which is, Dads in high plank, kids crawl through, last dad sprints to the front.
Circle, countoff, nam-o-rama and welcome to FNGs (Seabass, TinyTot, Narhwal, Banana, and BadGirl). Prayer and thanks for the time we have with these wonderful little people. Follow up F2 with beignets and coffee. They earned the sugar intake!
At 6:25 a.m., YHC only saw one other car in the parking lot. YHC had a feeling this may be the smallest group of PAX at the Mothership. Many HNJ PAX were at the T-Bois concert down by the Bayou. Few strong PAX were representing F3 Nola at the Spartan Race in Mobile, AL. T-Claps to Triple Shift, Hokie Pokey, and Fracsac for challenging themselves on completing such a challenging obstacle course. At 6:30 a.m., 5 strong Uptown PAX gathered by the imaginary flag on a cool, wet, rainy Saturday for a beatdown. Uptowners took over the World…. now known as the Uptownship.
Warm-ups
Short mosey to the Peristyle and did the following:
SSHs x 20 IC
Windmills x 10 IC
Grass Grabber x 10 IC
Imperial Walkers x 20 IC
Inch Worm Merkins x 5 OYO
Hill Billies x 20 IC
Mountain Climbers x 20 IC
High Intensity Interval Training (HIIT)
The PAX stayed at the Peristyle and performed the HIIT. The purpose of HIIT is to give it all you got for one minute to get your heart rate up and then rest a minute. The PAX did the following exercises in this order:
1.) Mountain Climber Merkins – do 10 MCs then end with one merkin = one round. Do as many rounds as possible in one minute and scream out each round upon completion. Rest one minute.
2.) Bobby Hurleys – Do 10 Bobby Hurleys = one round. Do as many rounds as possible in one minute and shout out each round upon completion. Rest one minute.
3.) Leg Raises – Do 10 of these = one round. Do as many rounds as possible in one minute and shout out each round upon completion. Rest one minute.
4.) Jump Lunges – 10 lunges = one round. same as above. Do as many rounds as possible in one minute. Rest one minute.
5.) Burpees – 5 burpees = one round. Do as many rounds as possible in one minute. Rest one minute.
6.) Hello Dolly – Do 10 of these = one round. Do as many rounds as possible in one minute. Rest one minute.
Rinse and repeat for another round. So in total, the Uptown PAX toughed out 12 minutes of HIIT.
The Thang
The Uptown PAX moseyed to the fountain in front of NOMA and ran into about 14 Metry PAX plus Quincy from Uptown at the Muscleship. Yes Bogey – you count as a Metry PAX.
Round 1
50 Rocky Balboa IC in front of NOMA, to the fountain with 15 Derkins IC to the 2nd light post with 20 Plank Jacks IC to the 4th light post with 20 Low Slow Squats IC to the 6th light post with 20 Genuflex x IC to the 8th light post with 20 Peter Parkers IC
Moseyed back to the steps in front of NOMA
Round 2
30 bunny hops IC in front of NOMA to the fountain with 15 dips IC to the 2nd light post with 10 merkins IC to the 4th light post with 20 Parker Peters IC to the 6th light post with 20 King Kong shoulder taps IC to the 8th light post with 20 Mountain Climbers IC. Then moseyed back to the steps in front of NOMA with a 30 seconds rest.
Then moseyed back to the flag and ended with 10 Nolan Ryans on each side IC by Gabrielle.
COT
Count-O-Rama 5 strong UPT PAX, Name-O-Rama, announcements, intentions. No FNGs. Thank You all again for the opportunity to lead. Always an honor to workout with my F3 brothers. SYITG
Lagniappe – Uptown and the World united at the Coffeeteria after the Uptownship and Muscleship beatdown. Photo credit – Bogey.
