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Tag: Kenna Brah

  • Dough Nguyener Beatdown of the week – from Hokie

    The slacker Q was moving slow and arrived at 6:31 and was grateful to Catfish for not cheating the Pax out of any of their workout

    The warmup included 8 count body builders, SSH, grass grabbers, Imperial Walkers & Ascending Testicles

    1st round of the workout
    10 burpees, run from pavilion to RR tracks & back
    100 SSH, run from pavilion to RR tracks & back and circle the six

    During round 1 the Q notices two pax were unable to participate in the runs so a quick modification was made. For all the following rounds, the non-runners would mosey the great lawn and the runs to RR tracks for remaining Pax were changed as follows

    Round 2
    10 burpees, run from pavilion to Cafe du Monde & back
    100 imperial walkers , run from pavilion to Cafe du Monde & back and circle the six

    Round 3
    10 burpees, run backwards across great lawn & back
    100 lunges , run backwards across great lawn & back and circle the six

    Round 4
    10 burpees, run around great lawn & back
    100 Merkins , run around great lawn & back and circle the six

    Round 5
    10 burpees, run around great lawn stopping for 10 burpees in each corner

    Return to flag for COT

    CRAZY IVAN
    RUN CAJUN RUN

    Prayers – Frac’s brother in law passed away at 45 after a stroke. Keep Frac’s sister, Jo, in our prayers.

    After 7 Pax for the workout, we had 8 at Cafe Navarre for Dough Nguyener, Thumb War’s in-laws, King Cake

    Thank you for opportunity to lead, sorry for being a slacker … reminder I was 1 minute late for the start … Q’s should post 15 minutes early! I apologize

  • Westward Ho—down R.E.S.P.E.C.T – from Bolt

    Warm-o-rama
    SSH (25), Abe SLOWgodas (12x), arm circles forward/back, seal claps, overhead claps(all 20x), self love (10); Toy soldiers, Hillbillies (15x)

    Frac rules enabled (plane coming in=pause the current exercise for 5 burpees then resume whatever was going on (2X)
    Rochamburpees
    winner does merkin/loser burpees and ties both do merkins, reps equal to round (10 rounds)
    Everest(up/over/back the levee):
    Lunge up one step, perform 1 squat, lunge up with other leg, perform 1 squat.
    Side straddle hop burpees:
    Perform 5 Side-Straddle Hops in cadence, then drop and do 2 Burpees (5 rounds/10 burpees)
    Planks Jacks (ICx50, Duh!?)
    Escalator:
    10 jump-ups, 20 burpees, 30 merkins
    Chumbaburpee:
    SSH at beginning of song, then every time they say, “I get knocked down, but i get up again” you do a burpee. While not doing burpees, you are continuously doing SSH.
    Tie Fighters
    Baby Arm Circles in a lunge position. Forward BACs with right leg forward. Backward BACs with left leg forward to balance the Force
    Mary
    Dying cockroaches 50x, again—Duh!?)
    Wife Pleaser-Squeezer: heels close to butt, elevate to wife pleaser but hold at the top for three count-lower to ground=1, rinse repeat for 10, Mahatma swore his butt didn’t tingle to which I say BS—too scared to admit it!
    Bogey insisted I was gonna need a defibrillator due to my excessive panting throughout the workout to which I say, if I’m not out of breath there’s no way Triple Shift has even broken a sweat.

    COT: beyond honored to be pushed by you men and appreciate those who joined my respect misery.

  • Lucky Bear vs Form Police – from King Kong

    Q vs Q on 1/7/2022

    Our Department had been receiving calls for months about a group of “guys” working out at 5:30 a.m in Kenner. The complaints were never about the noise or other nuisances, but they were about the form. He complained about the push ups…. (they call it “Merks or Merkins”), squats, lunges, burpees, and the list goes on. I recognized his voice every time he called. I couldn’t ignore his complaints anymore since he was so persistent and passionate about the form. As Lieutenant King Kong from the Form Police Department, I showed up on 1/7/2022 ready to hand out citations.

    Upon arrival, I noticed 13 other “guys” (they call themselves “Pax”) showed up promptly on a cold, chilly, windy morning. While I was introducing myself to the Pax and why I was there…. One of the Pax called himself “Rudy” aka Lucky Bear was challenging and questioning me like he was defending his turf.

    A Kenner Native named “Mambi” led a warm up with jumping jacks (they call it “side straddle hops”), windmills (aka “Abe Vigoda”), and a stretch named “grass grabbers.”

    I saw an opportunity to take the lead after Mambi was done with the warmups. I called out another Kenner Native – Mahatma to demonstrate the proper form of a Merkin…. then Gabrielle with squats. After the demonstrations, I led the Pax with 10 merkins, ran to the stop sign, did 10 squats, ran back. When I noticed bad forms, I blew my whistle and everyone had to do 5 burpees. We did that for about 2 rounds… then Lucky Bear interrupted me by telling the Pax to grab a “coupon”, which is a cinder block, and headed towards the levee.

    At the levee, we did something called Gorilla. With a coupon, PAX performed the following OYO without stop: 8 Curls For Girls, 8 Rows, 8 Overhead Presses, 8 Chest Presses, then drop coupon followed this up by a quick mosey over the levee and back. Rinse and repeat until Lucky Bear yelled “halt.” Afterwards, we did few rounds of king kong with the coupon up and down the levee until Lucky Bear yelled halt again.

    At this point, I’m getting tired of Lucky Bear’s nonsense… so I gathered the Pax away from the levee and redirected their focus back on form, but this time with the coupon. We did 7’s (one side with a manmaker, ran to the stop sign and did squats). About half way through, I was interrupted again by Lucky Bear. He must have loved my idea of 7’s. He instructed the Pax to do “Lucky 7’s” – 7 burpees follow with an exercise of his choice in one minute for seven minutes nonstop. I blew my whistle couple times when I noticed his bad form.

    By the end of this, Mambi had enough and halted the entire workout because the environment felt like Form Police versus Lucky Bear. The group voted that I was the winner…. didn’t even know I was in a competition. Now I was asked by the Pax to come back out to Kenner in a month and challenge someone else. They called this “Q vs Q.” I called this a sucker bet to get me out to Kenner at 5:30 a.m. Since I don’t mind getting back out here, only fitting for me to challenge the caller who filed all these complaints. He is Triple Shift.

    Side notes worth mentioning – Fracsac showed up in a Godzilla costume looking for King Kong. Willie is the one who gave me the idea to be Form Police. But the Oscar award winning acting and calling out Triple Shift…. That’s all me.

    Blessed and honored to lead a Q vs Q workout. SYITG.

    King Kong

  • A little chill in the air – from Fracsac

    It was a balmy 36 degrees at the View with a cool north breeze creating a fear factor of 26 degrees, but still nowhere near the temps the pax in Fargo ND are experiencing…..

    Disclaimer given,

    Much needed Warmup :

    Typical stuff: SSH, IW, Arm circles

    The Thang

    Grab a coupon, do 10 reps of something and do burpees. Move to the next location, and do it again. Rinse and Repeat. Sometimes we ran from point A to B, sometimes we carried our coupons. Two things for sure:
    1. Completed 100 burpees
    2. 45 minutes total

    End in COT

    Coldest day of the year is no match for the elite of F3! Well, that really only goes for Kennah Brah and YHC…..

    SYITG

  • The Dirty Dozen – from Hokie

    After attending workouts this past month with the 12 Days of CHRISTmas and 12 Days of Fitmas… it was time to unveil the Dirty Dozen

    Warm up

    Abe Vigoda x12
    Grass Grabbers x12
    SSH x12
    Imperial Walker x12

    The thang

    The Dirty Dozen

    12 is the number

    Each round add an exercise

    Round 1. 12 burpees
    then lunge 12 concrete squares

    Round 2.
    12 Burpees
    12 Curls
    then lunge 12 concrete squares

    Round 3.
    12 Burpees
    12 Curls
    12 Cross over Merkins (1 is 1)
    then lunge 12 concrete squares

    Round 4.

    12 Burpees
    12 Curls
    12 Cross over Merkins (1 is 1)
    12 Shoulder Presses
    then lunge 12 concrete squares

    Round 5 … change mode of transportation to Bernie Sanders and restart accumulation for rounds 5-8

    12 Squats then Bernie 12 Square

    Round 6.
    12 Squats
    12 4 count SSHs
    then Bernie 12 Square

    Round 7.
    12 Squats
    12 4 count SSHs
    12 4 count mountain climbers
    then Bernie 12 Square

    Round 8.
    12 Squats
    12 4 count SSHs
    12 4 count mountain climbers
    12 4 count flutter kicks
    then Bernie 12 Square

    Reset again for 9-11 and change mode of transportation to mosey

    Round 9
    12. Coupon bench Presses
    Then mosey 12 squares

    Round 10.
    12. Coupon bench Presses
    12, 2 count Coupon twists (American Hammers)
    Then mosey 12 squares

    Round 11.
    12 Coupon bench Presses
    12 2 count Coupon twists (American Hammers)
    12, Pull Throughs
    Then mosey 12 squares

    Round 12
    12 reps of 1-11 above
    Plus 12 Triceps

    Thanks for allowing me to close out my 62nd trip around the Sun with this Q

  • Triple Shift Birthday Q – 54 & 100 – from Triple Shift

    I’ve circled the Sun for 53 years and now I am entering my 54th year. With the passage of time, I can’t help but contemplate my life and how blessed I am to have a wonderful wife of 25 years and five (5) fantastic children! How did I get here? Well, I could answer that in so many ways but for today, I want to honor and recognize my dad who would have been 100 this year if he were still alive. With that in mind, I gave the disclaimer and did a very untraditional run for The Uptowner.

    WARMUP
    I gave the instruction to the PAX that we are running the one (1) mile Pontiff loop and that when we would encounter another person, we would greet them with a hearty “Merry Christmas.” If that person responded back with a “Merry Christmas” we would then perform five (5) burpees and four (4) big boy sit ups. If, however, they responded with anything else, we would perform ten (10) burpees and eight (8) big boy sit ups. Groans and protests ensued from Rev Sox….which validated my decision. During our run, we only encountered one guy walking a dog and he had his ear buds on and never responded at all when we all said, “Merry Christmas.”

    THE THANG
    When we arrived back where we started, we headed out to the football field, and I had the pax line up on the goal line for a tribute to my dad (who would have been 100) and to my birthday (54). For the exercise, we would bear crawl 100 yards and for every five (5) hand touches, we would get up and then perform four (4) forward lunges and then repeat until we reached the other goal line. After we reached the far goal line, I modified the exercise heading back. We would bear crawl 100 yards again but for every five (5) touches with the right hand, we would then perform four (4) burpees. Repeat that sequence until we reached the original goal line. That was a real crowd pleaser!

    With time running out, we partnered up and did B.L.I.M.P.S. around the track. Pax 1 and Pax 2 would run in a opposite direction around the track and when they met up, they would perform 5 burpees. After they performed their exercise, they would take off in the opposite direction and then perform the next exercise of 10 lunges (2 is 1) and so on until we finished with the thirty (30) squats.

    COUNTOFF, NAMERAMA, AND COT
    So very thankful for E Major (my 2.2) and the seven (7) other PAX members coming out to celebrate my birthday! Getting older is a natural condition but getting better takes intentionality, endurance, consistency and accountability. With that, may you experience a peace filled Christmas season and a blessed New Year as we continue to accelerate together throughout 2022!