F3 New Orleans

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  • Napoleon fueled by Ethanol – from Fracsac

    13 Pax showed up, with 7 headed to stretch and 6 taking advantage of the track. Regardless of sprinting, walking or stretching, showing up is what is important!

    Ethanol and Napoleon from Birmingham joined YHC and Mayhem for sprint ladders, RevSox and Tenderloin walked, and the rest of the Pax stretched with Scantron.

    COT

    SYITG

  • Building the Bums – from Triple Shift

    I recently read an article about the importance of strengthening our glutes and hamstrings (BUM as they say in the U.K.) or sometimes called the posterior chain for all you Kinesiology wannabees….Bogey. Specifically, strong bum muscles contribute to better posture, prevents hip osteoarthritis, and reduces the likelihood of chronic low back pain, knee pain and hip pain. It’s not complicated, having strong bum muscles makes physical movement easier and, just to be totally honest, they are nice to look at on the opposite sex.
    https://theconversation.com/glute-force-why-big-strong-bum-muscles-matter-for-your-overall-health-190978
    So, with that in mind, I crafted a workout to focus on the bum and to remember Veterans Day by having the number 11 sprinkled throughout the workout.

    WARMUP
    There was a great deal of mumble chatter this morning with a steady drizzle and windy conditions. I gave the disclaimer and reviewed the F3 mission statement with the PAX and headed off to the Children’s Museum. Reverse Plank for the Six. To loosen things up I had the PAX focus on good squat / side lunge form. We held those positions for 5 – 10 seconds each x 5. Lots of mumble chatter and hiking up of shorts!
    Forward Arm Circles x 11. Arm Wave x 5. Reverse Arm Circles x 11. Michael Phelps x 5. Pretzel Arms x 11
    Hand release Merks (no worming allowed) x 20. – Huge crowd pleaser!

    THE THANG
    We headed across the street over to the rut filled field next to the exercise station.
    Genuflect across the field (1 kneel down followed by a lunge for each leg. Increasing to a max of 10 kneel downs and 10 lunges for each leg). Reverse Plank for the Six
    Bearpees to get back (4 hand touches on a bear crawl followed by 1 burpee. 8 hand touches on a bear crawl /2 burpees and so on until you reach 40 hand touches and 10 burpees. Reverse Plank for the Six. No mumble chatter…I guess I’m doing something right.

    THE THANG 2 – Mosey back to the Peristyle Benches for our BUM work. Reverse Plank for the Six
    Glute Bridge (Figure Four) x 11 IC
    Bulgarian Split Squat x 11 IC
    Glute Bridge (Figure Four) x 11 IC
    Bulgarian Split Squat x 11 IC
    Frog Pump x 11 IC
    Donkey Kick x 11 IC
    Monkey Humpers x 11 IC
    Alternating Supermans x 11 IC
    Frog Pump x 11 IC
    Mission Impossible for last minute

    Countoff, Namerama and COT. Welcomed FNG Hoffa and Animal from F3 Jacksonville! Prayers of gratitude that we got up today and did something hard. So blessed for the opportunity to lead and to call you my F3 NOLA brothers!

  • Triple Shift Birthday Q – 54 & 100 – from Triple Shift

    I’ve circled the Sun for 53 years and now I am entering my 54th year. With the passage of time, I can’t help but contemplate my life and how blessed I am to have a wonderful wife of 25 years and five (5) fantastic children! How did I get here? Well, I could answer that in so many ways but for today, I want to honor and recognize my dad who would have been 100 this year if he were still alive. With that in mind, I gave the disclaimer and did a very untraditional run for The Uptowner.

    WARMUP
    I gave the instruction to the PAX that we are running the one (1) mile Pontiff loop and that when we would encounter another person, we would greet them with a hearty “Merry Christmas.” If that person responded back with a “Merry Christmas” we would then perform five (5) burpees and four (4) big boy sit ups. If, however, they responded with anything else, we would perform ten (10) burpees and eight (8) big boy sit ups. Groans and protests ensued from Rev Sox….which validated my decision. During our run, we only encountered one guy walking a dog and he had his ear buds on and never responded at all when we all said, “Merry Christmas.”

    THE THANG
    When we arrived back where we started, we headed out to the football field, and I had the pax line up on the goal line for a tribute to my dad (who would have been 100) and to my birthday (54). For the exercise, we would bear crawl 100 yards and for every five (5) hand touches, we would get up and then perform four (4) forward lunges and then repeat until we reached the other goal line. After we reached the far goal line, I modified the exercise heading back. We would bear crawl 100 yards again but for every five (5) touches with the right hand, we would then perform four (4) burpees. Repeat that sequence until we reached the original goal line. That was a real crowd pleaser!

    With time running out, we partnered up and did B.L.I.M.P.S. around the track. Pax 1 and Pax 2 would run in a opposite direction around the track and when they met up, they would perform 5 burpees. After they performed their exercise, they would take off in the opposite direction and then perform the next exercise of 10 lunges (2 is 1) and so on until we finished with the thirty (30) squats.

    COUNTOFF, NAMERAMA, AND COT
    So very thankful for E Major (my 2.2) and the seven (7) other PAX members coming out to celebrate my birthday! Getting older is a natural condition but getting better takes intentionality, endurance, consistency and accountability. With that, may you experience a peace filled Christmas season and a blessed New Year as we continue to accelerate together throughout 2022!

  • Easter Sunday Funday – from Catfish

    PAX: Vagabond, Hokie Pokie, Pyro (NC), Abacus, Catfish(AOQ), Heisenberg, Landline (QIC / Memphis)

    The Scene:
    Beautiful Easter Morning. Clear skies and 57 degrees. YHC had never posted downrange nor Q’d outside of F3 Memphis, so I decided to kill 2 birds with 1 stone. AO Renaissance in City Park NOLA. A fancy pipe laden Shovel flag was flying at the fountain in front of the Museum of Art.

    Warmorama:
    Motivators from 6
    Tempo Merkins x 15 IC
    Tempo Squats x 15 IC
    Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
    Alternating Daisy Pickers x 10 IC
    Allowed the PAX to stretch OYO while I explained the next workout.

    The Thang:
    Bataan Death March Merkin Mile
    Line up single file for a slingshot style run. Last PAX drops and does 5 burpees then sprints to the front of the line. When last PAX in line gets passed, they drop and do 5 burpees. Rinse and repeat. We did this for about 1 mile stopping approximately every quarter mile for the following.
    Diamond Merkins x 25
    Hand Release Merkins x 25
    Wide Arm Merkins x 25
    Merkins x 25

    Bolt 45 (Or 90 if you’re counting actual reps)
    Top half Squat x 15 IC
    Bottom half Squat x 15 IC
    Full range squat x 15 IC

    Burp Back Mountain
    Partner up DORA style for 100 cumulative burpees. 1 partner does burpees while the other travels backwards up the stairs and forwards down the stairs x 5 times. Then they swap. Flutter kicks until all in.

    Captain Thor’s
    Jack Webb style. 1 to 4 Rep ratio.
    1 Big boy sit-up, 4 American Hammers
    2 BBS, 8 AH
    3 BBS, 12 AH
    Keep increasing reps each round until
    10 BBS, 40 AH. (A real ab burner/ crowd pleaser)

    Mosey to the back of the museum for a tradition at this AO called Sunday Mornings

    Wall squat with 10 overhead claps.
    5 Donkey kicks with feet above a line on the wall.
    On last donkey kick, go balls to the wall and do one inverted merkin. Rinse and repeat for 5 minutes.

    Mosey back to startex.

    COT:
    Are you accelerating in all 3 Fs? Are you cruising along and maintaining? If so you aren’t accelerating. Set goals, make a plan to reach those goals. A goal without a plan is just a wish.

    Prayed for our country and for 2 expectant mothers for a safe and healthy delivery.

    This was my first time posting outside of Memphis. The hospitality in NOLA is awesome. Met a bunch of great HIMs and shared some of what we do in Memphis. Thankful for the opportunity to be able to lead a workout in a new city and to get a little outside my comfort zone.

  • Lakeview vs. Pontiff II

    Three months ago the men of Lakeview, unannounced and uninvited, strolled into Pontiff on the day of the Wally Run and threw down the challenge to the men of Pontiff for an Ultimate Frisbee battle. Pontiff never stood a chance as Lakeview mopped the floor with a commanding win.

    Thus began a new tradition, the Lakeview vs. Pontiff Ultimate Frisbee War. Lakeview may have won battle one, but the war was far from over.

    28 men came out for the competition on a cold December morning with 26 men playing for three months of bragging rights. Pontiff playing in Miyagi Do whites and Lakeview playing in Cobra Kai blacks. 13 vs. 13 Ultimate Frisbee – no rematch has been anticipated so highly since Rocky and Creed.

    The Pax ran 2 laps around Pontiff Park (next match there will be some sort of penalty for the team with the fewest number of competitors to complete the 2 laps). Then we split for a standard game of F3 Ultimate. 5 merkins for each turnover. 10 merkins for giving up a touchdown.

    Team Pontiff came out with bang like Daniel kicking Johnny in the face by scoring the first touchdown in moments as YHC caught one in the end zone and even completed a second pass to appease the doubts of team Lakeview, and Pontiff was off to the races.

    Thanks to the quality play of Scantron and Two Yutes scoring strikes down the field – team Pontiff won in a blow out – 8-3.

    The war is now tied 1-1. The next match comes in March.

    -Rev Sox

  • “I walk everyday…is that considered a leg workout?”


    At 0530, 7? PAX gathered at the View. I wasn’t originally thinking “leg day” but it’s what happened.

    After the disclaimer we started our warm up: 20 self love, 15 overhead clap, 20 arm circles forward/back, 20 windmills, 15 low slow squats. Needless to say, legs weren’t stretched enough. 

    The Thang

    We moseyed towards the bridge to perform the double BLIMPS workout. 5 burpees at the start of the bridge, then walking lunges for 5 sections of the bridge, 5 burpees at the other side, more walking lunges for 5 sections of the bridge back to the start, From there the rep scheme increased 5 reps per workout. So 10 lunges, walking lunges for 5 sections of the bridge, 10 lunges, more walking lunges for 5 sections of the bridge back, 15 imperial walkers, walking lunges, 15 IW, walking lunges… you get it. 

    Once completed… I had to kill some more time.  Saban hit us with a 25 count as we walked to the levee. From there we performed 2 rounds of backwards bear crawl up the hill, 10 merkins, then 10 wall taps in a merkins position. One round with Bernie Sanders up the hill, 10 merkins, 10 wall taps. 

    Lastly, it’s beach season so we finished with abs. Hokie hit us with 20 Dying Cockroaches, Doordash with American Twist, FracSac with …? And Kenner Brah brought us home with Fredie Mercury’s 

    Back to the flag for COT. Happy Monday.

  • First Q

    At 0530, eight? PAX gathered at the View for my first Q

    After the disclaimer we started our Warm up with: 15 Goof ball,  15 Chinook, 15 self love, 15 imperial walkers, 15 low slow squats, 15 peter parker’s,  and lastly 10 crab heel touch. 

    The Thang

    We moseyed down towards Treasure Chest and grabbed a rock and did an eleven workout. First was a squat, then ran to the top of the hill and did  5 diamond pushups on the rock…next we ran down the hill and preformed jackknives, then back over repeating the exercises while holding the rock

    Once that was completed we partnered up and performed “race to 200” with the rocks. One person would perform curls until they could not go any longer, then would pass off the rock to their partner to do the same. This went back and forth until 200 reps were completed.

    Back to the flag for COT.