Tag: Hogs Breath

  • Squats and Ladders – from Pass Interference

    After an abbreviated warmup, YHC chose three stations for a roundrobin of several exercises increasing by 3 @ each station each round. Merkins, squats, lunges, more merkins, and big boys.

    Then taking a cue from Hogs, we did a slow mosy around the Christmas lights and stopped for squats at Santa’s sleigh, and some other miscellaney until time was called.

  • To Bata or not Tabata – from Mobydick

    An overcast damp AO greeted the PAX this morning. Apologies to the runners. No moseying. After a 10 minute stretch and a little butt kicking and SSH YHC turned over the workout to the Tabata app. 45 sec exercise 30 sec rest. 6 exercises SSH/squats/merkins/crunches/freddie mercuries/box cutters 5 sets of each 1 minute between sets. Timed sets give everyone the chance to pack in all the reps he can.
    COT. and prayer for acceptance.

  • Mile for a Blimp – from Pass Interference

    YHC threw together a simple but strenuous workout this morning, that consisted of

    Warmup:
    – SSH
    – Copperhead squats
    – Imperial Squat Walkers

    First Thang was a a slow-mosy merkin mile, where 5 of some exercises were done at each driveway. We varied the exercises at random points through the mile.

    Second Thang, and this is when Pauly D showed up, we did a modified version of Hindenberg BLIMPS. With two stations, we performed 3 of the first exercise (Burpees), ran to station 2 and did 6, then returned. Then we followed in increments of 3, beginning with 9 and then 12 Lunges (one as one). Then continued through Imperial Walkers (NOT the Squat version), Merkins, Plank Jacks and Squats.

    Did a little mosy at Hogs’ suggestion to get us to the end of our time.

  • Modified Combine – from Hogs Breath

    First things first, yhc seriously considered calling an audible and fartscking this morning. It was only that yhc knew he had a commitment to show up and Q.

    As yhc pulled into The 007, there was Pass interference waiting and eager!

    Warm up:
    SSH, buttkicks, mountain man poopers, squat + touchdowns, and arm circles

    The thang:
    YHCE recently saw an Instagram reel which explained 95% of men over 40 will never sprint again in their lifetime.

    So we began with a couple of combine style 40 yard sprints. One pax kept a timer while the other would sprint, then mosey back and switch. Rinse, lather, and repeat for three rounds.

    A round of pull ups.

    Then a best of a 3, backwards Sprint.

    Next on to the strength portion of our combine, we mosey’d over to the rock pile, and grabbed the biggest coupons we could muster.
    Three rounds of chest press, and three rounds of squats.

    Back over to the flag for agility. A few rounds of twinkle toes, which included left, right, foreword and backward shuffles, and dropping for a merkin.

    Finished off with a lap mosey and COT.

    Thank you for giving me the opportunity to lead, and knowing pax counted on me for the Q.

  • Polar Agility – from Murdock

    Ladder drills are difficult…even more difficult when it’s cold. At least that’s our excuse. Today we did a mash up of 1st&10 and 7 of Diamonds and threw in a ladder drill for some agility. Success…no injuries! (Though I’m still untangling the ladder) Had a few minutes to spare at the end of the beat down, so we decided to experiment with the F3 workout deck and finished up with some Mary. Today was my first Q and it is confirmed that I cannot count. Thankfully my brothers can!

  • Route 66 Part II and post beat down breakfast! – from BBQ

    Another Route 66 themed beat down on 10/6 and following YHC ‘s 66th birthday! A quick warm up as YHC was late and we needed to get to the thang. A BLIMPS. 6 spots for 6 different exercises and different reps. 6 Burpees then mosey to 12 lunges ( 2 as 1 and half forward and 1/2 backward ) then mosey to 18 Imperial walkers then Bobby Hurley every third parking spot line to 24 Merkins then mosey to 30 air presses then mosey to 36 squats and finish with a Travis Kelce every third parking spot line ( a 3 point stance!) . Most of the PAX completed 6 rounds. Bushwhacker and Hogsbreath intensified and did 8+. There was music. Route 66 song in warm ups and XFM’s Classic Rock BBQ channel. We ended with a few stretches. COT and BBQ prayed us out. It was a honor to lead this PAX. The big bonus was another breakfast by Stella. Umm great! Bushwhacker brought flower and made my M’s day!

  • Pit Stop at the Cindy 400 – from Hogs Breath

    Practice run; Week three of iron pax challenge

    YHC awoke, made a ritualistic Cup of Joe and wrote out the IPC on a whiteboard, with an orange marker. Then travel to the 007 to prep the battle space for the beatdown.

    The orange marker looked great in a well lit kitchen, however, in the Gloom, the color was not so great. YHC received a text from Pass interference, he fartsacked!

    The beat down was this week’s third iron packs challenge titled the Cindy 500! It sure was a challenge!

    Both packs got all the way through round four before time hit at 6:15. Not wanting to keep these HIM 2.0s waiting, YHC called it. So the beatdown was a good practice round for IPC week three!

    All in all, it was a great beatdown in the cool, fall weather!

  • Time for cake (and fall?) – from Russo

    MUCH better weather all of a sudden today for a split beatdown. YHC, who is hot and sweaty when it’s a December morning, might even call is “mildly pleasant”. Up is down. Down is up. Cats and dogs living together. REGARDLESS, what a blessing some relief from the oppressive heat was.

    Warmup (10x, all IC)

    -Torso Twists
    -Toe touches
    -Arm circles
    -Grass grabbers
    -Cherry pickers

    Thang: While Grundy took half the pax in an IPC with coupons and AMRAP and burpees and pain, YHC took the other half on a cakewalk around the lakefront.

    The cakewalk order:

    45 Seal jacks
    44 High knees (2 is 1)
    43 SSHs
    42 Plank Jacks
    41 goof balls
    40 squats
    39 Hello Dollies
    38 Calf raises
    37 Apollo ohnos
    36 Freak Nastys
    35 step ups
    34 flutter kicks
    33 butt kicks IC
    32 Peter Parker’s
    31 imperial walkers
    30 Shoulder taps
    29 American hammers
    28 Monkey Humpers
    27 Merkins
    26 Smurf jacks
    25 wife pleasers
    24 Rosalitas
    23 crab jacks (crab position – think reverse plank jacks)
    22 groiners
    21 Bear crawls (counting your right hand as a rep)
    20 murder bunnies

    At this point, we said hello to a gentleman (Tom) working on his boat. Pik EHed him and he joined us for the rest of the walk. Come to find out, he knows Steve and Bird. Here’s to his rejoining is soon and getting a proper F3 name.

    19 Wide merkins
    18 Bobby Hurley’s
    17 crab cakes
    16 circle ups
    15 Bulgarian split squats
    14 urkins
    13 Sister Mary Catherine’s
    12 LMCs IC
    11 diamond merkins
    10 star jumps
    9 donkey kicks
    8 8 count body builders
    7 merkins
    6 Box cutters IC
    5 Carolina dry docks
    4 Wife pleasers
    3 jump squats
    2 burpees
    1 minute plank

    COT, name-o-rama, announcements, and prayer closed us out. Prayers for our brothers running the 5k today, a special intention from Zoolander, and a successful delivery for Cowbell and his M on twins A and B (soon to be renamed) this week.

    Here’s to a good week for all.

    SYITG

  • R.E.S.P.E.C.T find out what it means to be!! – from Shooter

    All YHC can say today is that he has the utmost Respect for the PAX he was privileged to lead today!! Having the availability to post the A1c with my gym partner away fixing to crush his qualifier, it was nice to have 6 men take the red pill 💊 on this 🥵 Gloom..

    Warmup
    10IC and 15IC
    Arm circles, Torso twists, Cherry Pickers,
    Toe Touches, Grass Grabbers, SSH, Imperial walkers, Hillbillies and Mummy kicks..

    Thang
    PAX moseyed to the Northside parking lot. Instructions were simple 5 burpee, 10 Merkins, 15 Jump squats, 20 Flutter kicks 2:1, 25 leg raises and 30 Mountain climbers 2:1.
    Each station we added the exercise but also started with each of the previous. So the rep counts accumulated and some heavy breathing occurred. The hot 🥵 asphalt intensified the sweat, so much so that Jose10k rang out his shirt multiple times along the way mentioning the old sweat jug challenge and how he could have filled half the jug potentially just this morning 🤢.
    Once finished we moseyed around the parking garage a found the hottest little corner with no circulation of air. There we located a barricade for the next instruction of overhead presses 25 OYO, while the PAX utilized the wall for JackWeb Burpees 1 burp 2 donkey kickoffs.
    Moseyed to the opposite corner of the garage with another barricade available. Partners for curls with the barricade, while the PAX moseyed down and backpedaled back..
    Moseyed back to the flag and wrapped up with count, announce and COT provided by Jose10k..

    Appreciate you men following my lead and until the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!!

  • ONE Back to School Special – from Hogs Breath

    With the leaves falling, and that pre-dawn glow in the air, it sure seemed like a fall day, until HYC stepped out of the air conditioning and got blasted by a 85* humid morning! The leaves weren’t falling from crisp fall air, but from dying in the heat! It was prefect looks for a fall Back to School day, but definitely not the air temperature!

    Since Murdock was down in Buenos Ares, YHC choose a Back-to-School theme versus a Beach Body workout so running could incorporated. (Murdock is recovering from ankle surgery).
    At 5:30 YHC began, thinking maybe some more would be late. Alas, it would be a lonely back to school day!
    Warm Up – good mornings, toy soilders, world’s greatest, squat to raise the roof
    First thing, yhc was excited for school, so he sprinted across the lawn!
    Followed by Math class: a round of 11’s squats / merkins
    Then on to Spelling with some ABCs – laying on the ground and spell the alphabet with your legs, a good ab killer!
    It was time for a break, so on to Recess and Lunch! Sprint around the circle sidewalk, stopping four times for some a set of crab cakes!
    Then Social Studies with Around the World lunges!
    And finished out by dissecting that frog in Science class, three rounds of star jumps and crunchy frogs!
    This brought me to 6:00 so I rounded out some Extra Credit, and went for a 1 mile jog to finish out on time! Thoroughly drenched with sweat, I had a good beatdown and formulated some plans for future beatdowns!
    Till next time in the Gloom!