F3 New Orleans

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  • Symmetry and Justice for All

    It went something like this

    Disclaimer

    Warmup in Cadence (IC)

    IWx20 IC

    SSH x 20 IC

    Arm Circles x 10 front IC x 10 back IC

    Peter Parkers x 25 IC

    Low Plank Parker Peters x 20

    10 Burpees on your own (OYO)

    Mosey to NOMA Fountain

    9 burpees on your own

    RL step up 25

    Dips 20

    LL step up 25

    Dips 15

    RL step up 20

    LL Step up 26 – some mumblechatter about symmetry

    Indian run around Big Lake ¾ mile – stopping periodically for 8 then 7 burpees OYO

    Dora 1,2,3, 100 merkins, 200 jump squats, 300 crunches – Pax 1 ran around museum

    Water Break  – 6 burpees OYO and 7 RL step ups IC

    Mosey to tool wall –

    Calf raises IC x 25

    Inward IC x 20

    Outward IC x 15

    Mosey to great Lawn

    5 burpees OYO, 4 burpees OYO, 3 burpees OYO, 2 burpees OYO,  . . . 1 burpee OYO

    Count off, name a rama, announcements, intentions, pledge of allegiance, prayer

  • Dad’s Day Renaissance 2020-06-21

    Hot, humid morning out at the Renaissance with six PAX: Hokie Pokie, Belloq, Heisenberg, Vagabond, Ozark (FBG), Catfish (Q).

    Warmed up in front of the museum with Abe Vigoda, Grass Grabbers, and SSH. Added some imperial squat walkers. Moved to faces for Peter Parkers, Plank Jacks, and Parker Peters. Back to feet for 3 ring of fire rounds holding the Al Gore position and doing bonnie blairs (2 is one)

    Set up an OYO exercise: hop up steps. 5 burpees, then back down for 10 hand-release merkins. Did this 3x, then did a lap around the museum. Did V-ups waiting for the six.

    Gathered up around the fountain for dips, step ups (both legs), Derkins, Bulgarian Split Squats (both legs), and Irkins.

    Moseyed to back of museum for 7 rounds of Sunday Mornings (people’s chair +10 overhead presses/claps, 5 donkey kicks, 1 balls-to-wall press).

    Back to flags zone. Freddie Mercuries, Flutter Kicks, and burpees to finish out.

    COT, names the new FNG (Ozark), then off to PJ’s for coffeeteria.

    Happy Father’s Day!

  • Setting Sail on the Catship (Mothership 2020-05-23)

    Lovely day with 10 PAX at city park as we continue to re-commence with our regular F3 workouts: Bongo, Gabby, Hokie Pokie, Belloq, Beignet, Da Parish, Tool, Heisenberg, Rudy, Catfish (Q).

    Started on the Great Lawn with Abe Vigoda, Grass Grabbers, and Arm Circles to get stretched. Broke a sweat with side straddle hop, some deep lunges, and 8-count bodybuilders.

    Moved to faces for Plank Jacks, Peter Parker Peters, and Mountain Climbers. Rounded out the warmup with 8-count bodybuilders.

    Moved to the Great Lawn treeline, partnered up for BOMBS (modified with V-ups instead of Big Boys Situps, and Jump squats instead of squats). Count was cumulative (w/ partner) 50 burpees, 100 overhead claps, 150 merkins, 100 v-ups, 50 jump squats. One partner did exercises while other ran to end of field, did one burpee, and ran back.

    Moved over to peristyle for a “column conveyor”: hand stand on columns in a line, last person in the line bear crawls to the front (like an indian run). Did one brutal round, then a few handstand presses. Grabbed a bench for dips, then calf raises at the columns, then donkey kicks on the columns, then box jumps.

    For the end, busted out the F3 deck and did some Card battle. Each person got a card, paired up with someone else. Cards were shown, higher card was the exercise, with the combined #s the number of reps.

    Finished strong with 8-counts to the end.

  • Happy Rebirth Everybody, but Happy Birthday to Me.

    Renaissance comes from the French word renaissance, from re- ‘back, again’ + naissance ‘birth’ (from Latin nascentia, from nasci ‘be born’). Since our temporary hiatus from public posting, F3 is now blowing & going in small, socially distant, workout groups. We are in the Renaissance of F3 and what better way to celebrate my 37th day of birth than Qing the Renaissance.

    Disclaimer – “Welcome to F3. My name is Da Parish, and I’m probably still drunk”

    The Thang

    • Burpees – 10 on your own
    • Imperial Walkers x 37
    • Run around the Museum
    • Time to do 10 more Burpees
    • Hillbillies x 37
    • Derkins x 10
    • Ascending Merkins x 10
    • Derkins x 10
    • Ascending Merkins x 10
    • Derkins x 7
    • Ascending Merkins x 10
    • Derkins x 10
    • Ascending Merkins x 7
    • Y not do 10 more burpees

    Line up on the tree line at Tree 0. In a suicide format, run to tree 1 and back to tree 0 and perform 1 rep of the exercise chosen by the PAX. Then run to tree 2 and back to tree 0 and perform 2 reps of the exercise chosen by the pax. Then to tree 3 and so on until completing all of the trees or time runs out.

    • 8 Count Body Builder
    • Burpees
    • Crunchy Frogs
    • Catalina Wine Mixer
    • Flutter Kick?
    • I forget the other 3 (this is why a BB should be written immediately)

    With 5 minutes remaining, head to the back of NOMA for 5 Sunday Mornings. 1 Sunday Morning consist of….

    • A wall sit w/ 10 over head claps
    • 5 Donkey Kicks
    • On the 5th donkey kick hold a Balls To The Wall
    • 1 Shoulder Press

    Count, Namerama, Announcements, COT

    Thank you F3 for surviving the Great Quarentine of 2020 and I can’t way to see all of your faces in the gloom.

    Da Parish

  • Respect at The Great Lawn

    Something has been going on in the last couple months that just doesn’t seem right.  I haven’t had proper care for much longer than that, but at least I have good company every week, that is until sometime mid-March.  You see, there is this awesome group of Men that make me feel like I have purpose.  They don’t just sit on me or leave trash all over me.  They really care.  Not like that so called “groundskeeper” that doesn’t know anything about grass.  I’m only about 10 years old, so I’m still trying to figure things out.    

    I’m sorry, let me introduce myself!  I’m the Great Lawn, and I was shown some serious Respect this last Saturday, 16 May.  It’s been rare to see these fine Men gather here as of late, except for F3 Fest, which was a total blast by the way!  That guy Tool really knows how to throw a party….

    The one they call Fracsac gave a disclaimer, had the men count off and remember the numbers, and then brought all 12 Men to my domain Saturday morning in what he referred to as a Phase 1 celebration.  I guess that means F3 is back, which is awesome.  I missed these Men.  Well most of them anyways.  I try not to play favorites, but have you met that Rudy guy?  But I digress……

    There was a warmup:

    • SSH IC x 50 – wait a minute….Why more than 31?  I’m confused
    • IW x 20 IC
    • GG IC x 10
    • AC IC x 20
    • PP IC x 20

    Then they moseyed to one side of me for the first Routine:

    Blimps – Starting on one side, do an exercise, run to the other side of me, do the next exercise, then run back.  You get it, right?

    • Burpees x 10
    • Lunges x 10
    • IW x 15
    • ‘mericans x 20
    • Plank Jacks x 25
    • Squats x 30

    Then he had then split up by even and odd numbers, using the count off from the disclaimer.  It was a real disaster, but so was the Routine:

    Start at each corner…..it was so bad, we’ll just say they did Burpees x 10, and 8 count body builders IC x 10.  Probably something else too, but we just need to get past this one.  I thought this Q was educated……

    Mosey back to one of the corners for next Awesome Routine:

    DirtyMacDeuce!

    Round 1

    • ‘mericans x 12
    • Squats x 12
    • Bigboi situps x 12
    • Run a lap around me

    Round 2

    • Shoulder Taps x 12
    • LBC’s x 12
    • Lunges x 12
    • Run a lap around me

    Round 3

    • Floyd Mayweathers x 12
    • Bonnie Blairs x 12
    • Freddie Mercury x 12
    • Run a lap

    Round 4

    • Cataline wine mixers x 12
    • Jump squats x 12
    • LBT’s x 12
    • Run a lap

    The next Routine was a test of mental fortitude:

    Spoiler alert, it didn’t go well

    The Q would ask for 2 numbers from the pax.  One was for the number of SSH IC, the other was for SSH in silence, ending in unison with the Q.  A failure would result in a penalty.

    After 4 rounds of 10 penalty burpees, the Q called it.  But on the bright side, the Pax got to do 40 more burpees!  Good times!

    Finished with some Mary.

    Ended with a COT

    I overheard some new Respect from the Pax, apparently the one they call Fracsac turned 50!  Wow, how did that happen?

    That must have been a real downer to turn 50 during a pandemic.  As it turns out, that guy had a pretty awesome day.  After enjoying some coffeteria at the re-opened Café Navarre, several of the Pax surprised him with a drive by birthday and visit!  What an awesome organization F3 is!  I wish I could get up and join them.  Maybe someone will put some good grass on me……

    SYITG

    Coffeteria at Cafe Navarre
    Birthday Drive By
    Birthday Ride By
    Awesome F2 Surprise

  • The Ides of March

    YHC joined 5 other men looking for some sanity in this insane situation. What better way to start the week than with a Sunday Morning beat down. With the shovel flag planted and the freedom hammer on full display, time for a disclaimer, and then…..

    Mosey to the front of the museum for the warmup
    SSH IC x 31
    IW IC x 20
    Grass grabbers IC x 10
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Peter Parker IC x 20
    Shoulder Taps IC x 20
    At the Fountain:
    RL step ups IC x 20
    Dips IC x 20
    LL step us IC x 20

    Mosey to the tree line where YHC has cones set up at 25 foot increments:
    Suicides!
    Round 1
    Sprint to cone 2 and back to cone 1
    sprint to cone 3 and back to cone 1
    sprint to cone 4 and back to cone 1
    sprint to cone 5 and back to cone 1
    Burpees OYO x 10

    Round 2
    Full suicides set
    ‘mericans OYO x 20

    Round 3
    Full suicides set
    Squats x 20

    Round 4
    Full suicides set
    Lunges x 20

    Round 5
    Full suicides set
    Burpees x 10

    Indian Run to Foundry

    Stations:
    Station 1 (timer) – sprint to track, 5 burpees and sprint back
    Station 2 Pull-ups or rows AMRAP
    Station 3 Box jumps or step ups AMRAP
    Station 4 Flex hang 90 degrees
    Station 5 WW2 Sit-ups AMRAP
    Station 6 Squats AMRAP

    Indian Run to back side of Museum for Sunday Mornings:
    10 air presses in peoples chair
    5 donkey kicks
    Balls to the wall with one shoulder press
    Repeat x 5

    With 1 minute left, complete one more set of suicides.

    COT with count off, name-o-Rama, announcements, intentions and ended with a prayer to the Sky Q, minus the Sweaty BOM.
    Thanks for posting with me!

    SYITG





  • Reindeer Games

    You know Charmin and Hokie and Tool and Sogo
    Heisenberg and Mop and Rev Sox and Belloq
    But do you recall
    The most famous reindeer of all?

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
    Had a very shiny nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows

    All of the other reindeer
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let poor Rudolph
    Join in any reindeer games

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Santa came to say
    “F3, with your fitness so fine
    Won’t you do some burpees tonight?”

    Then how the reindeer loved him
    As they shouted out with glee
    “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
    You’ll go down in history”

    The Warm Up

    SSH – 25

    Imperial Walkers – 20

    Peter Parkers – 20

    Grass Grabbers – 20

    Hillbillies – 20

    Reindeer Games

    The Pax split up into two teams of 4:

    Mop, YHC, Tool, and Heisenberg vs. Charmin, Sogo, Hokie, and Belloq

    The teams will play the reindeer games while one pax member plays the role of Rudolf. He misses out on the reindeer games while doing burpees. Finish 30 burpees and tag another pax member to take your place as Rudolph.

    Game One

    F3 dodgeball – standard dodgeball but once you are out, you hold plank or do merkins until a teammate catches the ball and you can reenter the game. The team with the most players out at the end of 9 minutes loses. Each team had one player out so dodgeball was a tie.

    Game Two

    Rarajipari – get your team’s baseball to the dog park statue only using your feet. Once you get to the dog park, travel back to the top of the largest hill. You can’t kick the ball twice in a row. Team Belloq wins game 2 by climbing the hill first.

    Game Three

    Ultimate Frisbee – standard Frisbee rules but do 3 merkins for every turnover and 5 merkins when you are scored on. Team Belloq wins game 3 at a score of 2-0.

    Game Four

    Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Race – Relay race: bear crawl round one, crab walk round two, duck walk round three. Race down to the cone like an animal and back. First team to finish wins. Team Mop wins game 4.

    Mary

    You can’t skip Mary on Christmas Morning

    American Hammers – 20

    Hello Dolly – 20

    Flutter Kicks – 20

    Penguins – 20

    Circle of Trust

    Count off, Name-O-Rama, and announcements. Remember to pray for all those who are alone or experiencing loss this Christmas season. Find a way to bring family and community to someone who is on the outside. Pray that we will continue to push one another to improve in 2020.

    -Rev Sox

  • Born in the Shadows

    9/16/19 – Mothership

    Another Saturday morning, another Friday Night decision to choose the gloom over old habits.  

    A warm and inviting morning of about 40deg met the pax and everyone loved it. Greetings and disclaimer, mosey to the peristyle for warmups.

    WARMUP

    Mix of arm circles, grass grabbers, squats, round robin merkins (all pax holds plank while each pumps out 10 merkins in succession, complete the circle). 

    THE THANG

    Mosey to the base of Roosevelt Mall. Using the concrete benches – 10 box jumps, run to next, 10 incline merkins, all the way up mall. Plank for 6 at the practice track. 

    Practice Track – Partner up. Catch me if you can, one lap. 
    Keep your partner – double up with another set of pax partners. (we had 10 total pax, evenly split to two lines of 5, do not recommend going over 5) The exercise is Bear Crawl Inch worm. Make two lines in plank position, hands lining up behind feet of pax in front of you.  Pax at rear bear crawls to front of line, holds plank, next pax at rear bear crawls to front, holds plank… keep going. Half the football field. Cause why not. 

    Count to 20 for a breather (quickly). Back to your original partner. 200 squats. Set of 20 while partner holds a tree (Al Gore). 

    Mosey, listen to the mumblechatter, recalibrate, make a democratic decision to take the long way. All will celebrate. Back to the great lawn.  Tclaps to Triple shift who led some mary while six was swept. 

    Great lawn for 11s.  LBCs and Bonnie blairs across the lawn. Finished exactly on time. Mosey to flag, circle up. 

    Thanks to whoever tracked, we ran 3.6 miles with the workout. Tclaps to all. I didn’t exactly intend on it being quite so long… oops. We did some serious work. So for those who completed all the above… Respect. 

    THE NOTE

    A special huge shout out to F3 Kansas City!

    YHC was out in Kansas City for work this week and it’s worth mentioning how re-energizing it is to visit another outfit.  When I reached out, their lead, Blistex, went out of his way to organize with other pax.  Someone went out of their way to give me a ride from the hotel to beatdown, and some one else covered me for the ride back – every morning!  Just awesome that the beatdown means so much and the spirit of F3 would connect people to go so out of their way, for a stranger, to workout on a freezing cold morning, in the gloom. I mean how totally weird, and awesome is that?? I hope we NOLA Pax are representing ourselves and treating our visiting brothers even half as well. 

    Our F3 brothers founded their pax just in April of this year and they are already big enough to be holding steady AO’s 6 days a week.  Their push and their attitude was great to see and a solid reminder of just how needed, beneficial, and empowering F3 nation is. You’re not just showing up for yourself, even though that’s how it starts.  Once your life vest is on and you’re hooked, you’re showing up for the next man. For your neighbor. For some one who needs this just as much as you, but hasn’t started yet. 

    Speaking with one of the KC founders – Tapps (a great example of the F3 spirit) – he talked about how just like when you’re born in the hospital, you don’t get to chose your name, when you’re born in F3 you don’t get to chose your name.  You earn it by showing up and going through the pain of birth (or beatdown) and getting named by your new F3 family. So we are all born in the shadows, in the gloom. That’s the start of the new us, committed to being a little bit better, every day. 

    Thanks for the F3 community. Thanks for letting me lead. Thanks to the gloom. 

  • 11 11 11 and Saban what?

    Veterans Day occurs on November 11 every year in the United States in honor of the “eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month” of 1918 that signaled the end of World War I, known as Armistice Day.

    It had been a few weeks (50+) since I had last Q’d a workout and yes my Q skills were a little rusty.  I saw some new faces and some old ones.  After the disclaimer we mosey’d toward the rock pile stopping for 11 burpees on the way.

    Circle Up for the Warm UP

    S – ide Straddle Hops – IC 11

    A – rm Circles – IC 11

    B – onnie Blairs – IC 11

    A – merican Hammer IC 11

    N – olan Ryan -IC 11

    S – murf jacks – IC 11

    U – p downs  IC 11

    C – opper head squats – IC 11

    K – nerkin IC UD

    S – eal jacks I C 11

    11 Burpees OYO

    We then moved to the tree line.  Trees were larger and further apart than I remembered.

    11’s – on the tree lines starting with 1 Merkin and 10 Squats

    Then to the rock pile to retrieve a rock or block depending on personal preference. 

    The movements were done in cadence

    Rock Curls on our knees 22

    Rock Squats – 11
    Elf on the Shelf – 11 each leg

    Rock up – flutter kicks – 22ish

    Chest press – 22

    Curls – 10 IC

    11 burpees OYO

    Mosey back to the flag for some Mary

    High plank Peter Parkers – IC 11

    Low plank Peter Parkers – IC 11

    LBC – IC 22

    Pretzel Crunch – IC 11 each leg

    High plank Parker Peter – IC 11

    Low Plank Parker Peter – IC 1

    Real Freddie Mercuries – IC

    Last round Burpees 11 OYO

    Count off, name-a-rama, announcements, intentions (Marlon’s friend and all Veterans), Prayer

    Thanks for letting me lead. 

    Almost forgot War Eagle paid is bet to Tua in the form of a 100 yard bear crawl. We wish we had a camera.

  • Sunday Funday

    Nov 3 2019

    Once again the Renaissance crew gathered in the gloom.

    T-claps to Heisenberg who first appeared as a small dot at the entrance to the park, having rucked for an hour before the meet. Our small but dedicated group circled up and got to it.

    WARM UP –
    I’m calling this the “Tour Guide” – YHC led pax on a 15ish minute run through the scenic portion of City Park that F3 nation rarely visits. Kept the mosey strong with a halfway intermission of box jumps and inclined merkins. Ultimately made our way to practice track.

    THE MEAT –
    An improvised four corners.
    First corner – All pax circle up, hold plank while each pax completes 10 merkins, counter clockwise, complete the circle. Two rounds.
    Run half lap of track (200 m) listen to pax debate the definition of a “corner” as you pass two.
    Second Corner – Again circle up. Again plank, again merkins @10, one round. Then on six for LBCs. 20 LBCs per pax member while all hold legs at 6in above ground or in LBC ready position. Whatever you do don’t let feet touch the ground. 2 rounds. Up for another half lap. Again, the “definition” of a “corner” sounds like a hot topic. Pass all the Army guys in their matching outfits (which were clean, unsweaty, and had no signs of workout) who were pointing and jealous of our F3 K9 pax member, DJ Diver, who had his vest and was blasting sweet tunes for all.
    Third Corner – Again circle up. Again plank, again merkins @ 10, one round. On six, one round 20 LBCs. Up to feet, next movement. 30 squats per pax while rest hold trees (Al Gore). Two rounds.

    Time became a factor and it is a poor Sunday Q who forgets our finishing burner… The one and only, Sunday Mornings.

    THE POTATOES –
    Run/Mosey to back of NOMA. 5 sets OYO
    one set =
    Assume the people’s chair, do 10 air presses
    Down to merk position for 5 donkey kicks
    Then Balls to wall, do one hand stand press, or count to 10
    rinse/repeat

    Side note –

    As YHC takes more opportunities to Q I’ve noticed that the best compliment a Q can receive is grumblings and doubt from the peanut gallery. It means we’re getting somewhere, and the pax is getting what we all pay for – The Push. Have you ever complained when you’re working out on your own? Absolutely not. Because you just speak to management (yourself) and stop. The reward of F3 is we push and get pushed to a point we would not typically take ourselves. Getting comfortable being uncomfortable. That’s where the growth happens. Everyone of those complaints turn in to victories at coffeteria once it’s all over.

    I don’t know how I started coming to Sundays… It might have been Catfish. But I’ve got to tell you. They are now one of my favorites. When it seems there is absolutely no reason to keep a commitment, even to yourself, and every reason to let off the gas… It might be the most important moment to keep it.

    Thanks for letting me lead