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  • A roll of the die birthday Q – from Fracsac

    14 Pax including 1 FNG made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to the Renaissance wondering what awesomeness YHC had in store for his Birthday Q! With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Mosey to the steps of NOMA for a warmup

    IW x 15
    Abe Vigodas x 10
    GG x 10
    Bat wings (dancing during Moroccan NC)

    Mosey back to the fountain to reveal what YHC had to share….a six sided box aka the die of death…

    Motivator
    Embrace The Suck
    Sweetness Run
    EMOM x 5 minutes
    Deconstructed burpees
    Jack Webb

    First roll brought the Sweetness Run. This is a combination of an Indian run, Bataan death March, and a ruck. Form a column, pax in front starts running with Sweetness, a 60 lb sandbag. All other pax drop for 5 burpees then last man sprints to catch Sweetness. Continue until all Pax get to dance with Sweetness.

    Second roll brought….

    The Motivator! Deconstructed SSH descending from 10 to 1. It’s a real crowd pleaser!!!

    Third roll brought….

    EMOM x 5
    That’s 5 minutes of 10 burpees every minute on the minute.

    Last roll brought…..

    Embrace the Suck. 3 minutes of 7 x Jump Squats, 7 x Merkins, and 7 x LBC’s over and over calling out your rounds.

    Finished with Sunday mornings at the back of NOMA.

    COT with the naming of the FNG. Welcome Bag Pipes!!!

    NMM

    -Having 14 at my birthday Q was awesome! I felt the love.
    -100% attendance at coffeteria!
    -Received a gift from Vagabond that was in a Frac – Sack! Perhaps those awesome shorts will become the brotherhood of the traveling shorts, with the birthday Q wearing them??
    -Gideon captured some great footage with the drone!
    -Thanks for everyone’s love and support!

    SYITG

  • Shuffle the Deck – from Stiletto

    The Westward Ho always gives ya a nice breeze to go with the beatdown!

    8 PAX at the Treasure Chest. Started with intro and Mosey toward the Pier.

    Warmup:

    15 Each

    SSH
    Grass Grabbers
    Imperial Walkers
    OverHead Claps
    Seal Claps

    The Thang: DECK OF DEATH!

    Face Cards are x15, Deuces are x20, Joker is x100 LBC’s

    Hearts: Big Boy Sit-Ups (Fracsac really wanted Burpees)
    Diamonds: Knuckle Merkins (Love you Heisenberg)
    Clubs: Squats
    Spades: Mountain Climbers

    We went counter-clockwise to grab cards. We grabbed 2 cards per exercise instead of 1 for a little push! After every rotation of all 8 guys grabbing cards, we ran a lap around the pier.

    We went through the whole deck with 8 min to spare for MARY.

    Crunchy Frogs (Mahatma)
    Dying Cockroach (Mambi)
    10 Snips (FracSac)
    LazyBoy (HOKIE)
    Flutter Kicks (Pai Gow)
    American Hammers (Heisenberg)

    COT:

    Announcements and a word of encouragement about pushing out the voices of shame in our day-to-day schedule and life.

    Prayer and Dismissal

  • Sunday Morning w/ Cindy and Bruce – from Catfish

    Hot and Ready at the Renny w/ 6 PAX.

    Started hot out the gates on the museum steps with 25 8-count bodybuilders. On to faces for a plank-o-rama with Peter Parkers, Plank Jacks, Shoulder Taps, and Parker Peters.

    Moseyed to foundry. Got in a ring of fire with Al Gores and Bonnie Blairs, then did 5 rounds of Cindy Crawford (5 pull-ups, 10 merks, 15 squats, 20 calf raises, 25 LBCs). They went for a round of Bruce Lees (American Hammers, Leg Lifts, LBCs, Crunchy Frog, Penguins, and 100s).

    Back to the museum for 4-ish minutes of Sunday Mornings.

    Back to flag for CoT. Coffeeteria @ PJ’s.

  • First Weekend of Jazzfest F3 Nola Style – from Fracsac

    12 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to the Mothership wondering what awesomeness YHC had in store. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Mosey to the Great Lawn

    IW x 15
    Abe Vigodas x 10
    GG x 10
    Bat wings (dancing during Moroccan NC)

    The next exercise was a 10 count, consisting of Plank walk, merkin, shoulder tap, plank jack – IC x 10

    With some Dr John playing, the Pax are feeling a little motivated!

    The Motivator! Deconstructed SSH descending from 10 to 1. Want to know more, ask a Pax that was there.

    Next up was the Bear Crawl at the Acura Stage!

    3 cones 25 yards apart placed in shape of a triangle. Pax performs one burpee at first marker and bear crawls to 2nd marker, 2 burpees and bear crawl to 3rd marker, 3 burpees and bear crawl back to 1st marker. Rinse and Repeat x 3.

    YHC likened the next COP to what we experience at Jazz Fest when it’s hot and muddy. You embrace the moment, hence you embrace the suck!

    3 minutes of:
    Bobby Hurleys x 7
    Merkins x 7
    LBC x 7
    Rinse and repeat counting rounds out loud

    1 minute rest

    Repeat 3 minutes of:
    Bobby Hurleys x 7
    Merkins x 7
    LBC x 7
    Rinse and repeat counting rounds out loud, trying to beat first round!

    Next up was a little Burpee fun!

    Deconstructed Burpees! Do the following IC:
    Squat x 10
    Thrust x 10
    Merkin x 10
    Thrust x 10

    Squat x 9
    Thrust x 9
    Merkin x 9
    Thrust x 9

    Continue down to 1 of each! Then put them all together and do 10 Burpees OYO!

    Next up – Four Corners BLIMPS style!

    5 x Burpees run to next corner
    10 x Lunges run to next corner
    15 x Imperial Walkers….
    20 x Merkins…..
    25 x Plank Jacks….
    30 x Squats…..

    Return to center of cones for a 2 minutes of planking followed by a few minutes of Mary.

    Return to the Flag

    COT

    NMM

    -It was great to be back at the Mothership! Sign up and bring some heat! YHC proved the Pax could enjoy a serious beat down without ever leaving the Great Lawn!
    -YHC wasn’t sure about the play list, but Tool complimented the Dr John choice, which is major coming from the guru of Nola playlists!
    -City Park cleanup and Coffeteria at Cafe Navarre with great F2

    Thanks for the opportunity to be a part of this awesome brotherhood!

  • Play Time – from Heisenberg

    Disclaimer
    Warmup -IC Imperial walkers x 25, Grass Grabbers x 10, Daisy Cutter R 5 L 5, Abe Vigota 10, Merkins 20 (up down cadence), Arm Circles F x 20, B x 20, Overhead claps x 20, Moroccan Night Club x 20, Some OYO self love, Shoulder Shrugs x 10, Back Stretch x 10
    Face Breakers – From the top of the steps on NOMA, IC descending a step after each round Floyd Mayweathers 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
    Time to Play – Starting at Tree 1 Bear crawl to next tree, 5 merkins ( or knerkins), lunge walk to next tree, 5 merkins (or knerkins) repeat till you run out of trees. The grass was a little sloppy and underwater at times.
    Return to NOMA – Pax moved to the dry side and did a Route 66 with Flutter Kicks 4=1.
    Ring of Fire – We stopped at Tree 11 and had a quick Ring of Fire merkins (or knerkins)
    Sunday Mornings – Short mosey to the back of NOMA for 3 rounds of Sunday Mornings.
    COT
    TClaps to Catfish and Triple Shift for doing the workout with ruck plates.

  • Easter Sunday Funday – from Catfish

    PAX: Vagabond, Hokie Pokie, Pyro (NC), Abacus, Catfish(AOQ), Heisenberg, Landline (QIC / Memphis)

    The Scene:
    Beautiful Easter Morning. Clear skies and 57 degrees. YHC had never posted downrange nor Q’d outside of F3 Memphis, so I decided to kill 2 birds with 1 stone. AO Renaissance in City Park NOLA. A fancy pipe laden Shovel flag was flying at the fountain in front of the Museum of Art.

    Warmorama:
    Motivators from 6
    Tempo Merkins x 15 IC
    Tempo Squats x 15 IC
    Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
    Alternating Daisy Pickers x 10 IC
    Allowed the PAX to stretch OYO while I explained the next workout.

    The Thang:
    Bataan Death March Merkin Mile
    Line up single file for a slingshot style run. Last PAX drops and does 5 burpees then sprints to the front of the line. When last PAX in line gets passed, they drop and do 5 burpees. Rinse and repeat. We did this for about 1 mile stopping approximately every quarter mile for the following.
    Diamond Merkins x 25
    Hand Release Merkins x 25
    Wide Arm Merkins x 25
    Merkins x 25

    Bolt 45 (Or 90 if you’re counting actual reps)
    Top half Squat x 15 IC
    Bottom half Squat x 15 IC
    Full range squat x 15 IC

    Burp Back Mountain
    Partner up DORA style for 100 cumulative burpees. 1 partner does burpees while the other travels backwards up the stairs and forwards down the stairs x 5 times. Then they swap. Flutter kicks until all in.

    Captain Thor’s
    Jack Webb style. 1 to 4 Rep ratio.
    1 Big boy sit-up, 4 American Hammers
    2 BBS, 8 AH
    3 BBS, 12 AH
    Keep increasing reps each round until
    10 BBS, 40 AH. (A real ab burner/ crowd pleaser)

    Mosey to the back of the museum for a tradition at this AO called Sunday Mornings

    Wall squat with 10 overhead claps.
    5 Donkey kicks with feet above a line on the wall.
    On last donkey kick, go balls to the wall and do one inverted merkin. Rinse and repeat for 5 minutes.

    Mosey back to startex.

    COT:
    Are you accelerating in all 3 Fs? Are you cruising along and maintaining? If so you aren’t accelerating. Set goals, make a plan to reach those goals. A goal without a plan is just a wish.

    Prayed for our country and for 2 expectant mothers for a safe and healthy delivery.

    This was my first time posting outside of Memphis. The hospitality in NOLA is awesome. Met a bunch of great HIMs and shared some of what we do in Memphis. Thankful for the opportunity to be able to lead a workout in a new city and to get a little outside my comfort zone.

  • Beethoven and Burpees – from Pop-Tart

    Warm up
    SSH – 10 IC
    Imperial Walkers – 10 IC
    Arm Circles -10 IC
    Reverse Arm Circles – 10 IC
    Overhead claps
    Self love
    Grass Grabbers – 10 IC

    High Brow workout at the Renaissance this morning exploring Beethoven’s grit and genus.

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/088Sk2PLdtaapKL9XpcGY8?si=gqAbqKrATxSgf0YpqqaIKw

    The 9
    Beethoven wrote 9 symphonies in his lifetime. These are know as “The 9″… along with the 1927 Yankees.

    Work:
    9 burpees every minute for 9 minutes

    The Fate Symphony — #5
    “These notes depict the hand of fate knocking on my door.” In it’s entirety the piece represents a battle between death and despair vs hope and life.

    Work:

    Dora
    Run / merkins – 100
    Run / lunges -200 1/1
    Run / American hammer – 300 2/1
    Dips / Rising merkins up the NOMA steps – accumulating count
    Dips / Scuba diver merkins down the NOMA steps – accumulating count

    Allies in WWII used Symphony #5 it as a Victory call, V in mores code is ( . . . — ) mimicking the first 4 notes of this piece. Ironically as Beethoven was German

    Work:
    Sunday Mornings x5

    ….I’m going to end with a quote that people attribute to Calvin Coolidge, but it’s really by Ray Kroc, one of the founders of McDonald’s: “Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent….”

  • Rucking Renny (Renaissance 2021-03-07) – from Catfish

    Post-ruck Renny with 11 PAX.

    Started facing the bacon and burst out the gate with 8-count bodybuilders. Went to top of stairs for deep-sea divers. On to sixes for leg lifts, hello dollies, and freddy mercurys. On feet for 5 mins of EMOM burpees (10 burpees per min)

    Back on feet for Imperian squat walkers. Circled in the road for jack webbs (to 13). On feet for an Al Gore / jump squat ring of fire (2 rounds).

    To the fountain for dips, right leg power ups, derkins, left leg power ups, irkins. Moved back to steps area for calf raises.

    Back of museum for Sunday Mornings (min 5 rounds).

    Back to front of museum for Peter Parker Peters, Dr. Ws, then 5 OYO burpees to finish.

  • Mobility is required for Momentum – from Triple Shift

    Noun – Mobility – the ability to move freely and easily

    With the passage of time, things always tend to fall into a rut or ravine…depending on how bad it gets. Because we focus so much of our time on getting physically stronger to accelerate our health, we forget that regular maintenance should always be included in that formula for peak performance. As I have been battling a nagging achilles injury for over six (6) months, it’s time, to be honest with myself and be intentional about working on my mobility. Now I know you might be thinking out loud, “but we do a stretch at Broga or when we do the Abe Vigodas or grass grabbers in our warm-up.” Well, mobility and flexibility are somewhat related but put simply, flexibility is the ability of a muscle to lengthen and mobility is the ability to control movement through a range of motion.

    WARMUP – I went through a series of slow, methodical movements of squats, butt kicks, hacky sacks, high knees, merkins, etc.

    THANG – I focused mainly on mobility exercises for the Wrists/Hands, Shoulders, and Hips. I led the PAX through the instructional videos and mobility diagrams found at GMB Fitness.

    9 Wrist Mobility & Strength Exercises for Pain-Free Hands & Wrists

    Shoulder Pain: Shoulder Exercises & Movements for Pain Relief

    Hip Exercises for Power and Mobility

    COT – I closed with a prayer of gratitude and that God would provide peace for those who are suffering and encouragement for those who are leading (that’s all of us if you didn’t know by now). In the COT, I shared a wonderful poem from Red Turtle titled ‘The Last Stop’ from F3 St. Louis. Enjoy!

    THE LAST STOP
    Bent and Broken. Wounded and Torn
    Life ripped apart by the ceaseless storm
    Crashing waves blinding the eyes
    Drowning and consuming him with pain and lies
    The clown wakes
    With Shoulders slumped and knees creaking
    It’s 6 am and he is unsure of what he was thinking
    Into the gloom, he decided to stumble and stand
    Surrounded by strangers in a foreign land
    Now he stands, the world still and silent
    Focusing the clown on a cold most violent
    “Back to comfort” whispers the clown
    Back to the warmth to lay it back down.
    The whispered words crawl around inside his head
    Telling the man to go back to playing dead
    Abandon all hope. The man is not enough.
    But as the Man thinks to turn and flee
    To abandon all of the hope he had started to feed
    His friend, like a warrior, appears out of the dark
    Hefting a brick upon his shoulder with an F3 Mark
    The warrior is filled with love, hope, and fire
    Rescuing the sad clown his singular desire
    It was an Emotional Headlock gently and routinely applied
    That had finally brought his broken brother, now OUR Man, to the Pride
    As the warrior hands the brick to OUR Man
    He grins in delight at the outcome of his Plan
    With love in his heart and hope in his eyes, he gives to OUR man a final instruction
    “This is your Coupon which you must not Drop!
    Welcome FNG, you’ve arrived at The Last Stop.”
    – Red Turtle F3STL

  • More than just a run – from Fracsac

    10 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to the Renaissance for a Sunday fun day. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Warmup on the steps of NOMA facing the bacon:

    Abe Vigodas x 10
    GG x 10
    IW x 15
    AC x 15 both ways

    Mosey to the singing tree via the path around big lake.

    10 Burpees OYO
    Wife Pleasers x 15

    Continue mosey around lake, stopping on back side.

    10 Burpees OYO
    Freddie Mercury x 15

    Continue mosey to secluded benches near swan boats.

    Right leg step ups x 15
    Left leg step ups x 15

    Mosey to dock with swan boats

    As a tribute to Maverick who moved to the north shore, Mucho Chesto:

    Merkins
    Diamond Merkins
    Staggered Merkins left and right
    Streamline flutter kicks

    Continue mosey toward foundry. Stop at Christian Brothers grass, felt like we were doing something sneaky….

    10 Burpees OYO
    Streamline tin snips

    Mosey to foundry for stations:
    Partner up

    Pull-ups AMRAP
    Big boi sit-ups AMRAP
    90 degree flex arm hang
    Jump the snake
    Run to track 5 burpees run back – timer

    Mosey to back of NOMA for:
    Sunday Mornings x 5

    Mosey to flag for:

    10 Burpees OYO
    LBC x 15

    Think you’re done…not!

    8 count body builders IC x 10

    Now we’re done…

    COT

    • T-Claps to Baywatch for Rucking to the Renaissance
    •. 100% participants at coffeteria

    SYITG