F3 New Orleans

Tag: Heisenberg

  • Burn the Baggage – from Vagabond

    Warmup with Renaissance choir music

    Read 1 Corinthians 9:24-27

    My invitation on Mumblechatter: “Contemplation + Encouragement at Renaissance tomorrow for Pax seeking a specific change in their existence. Bring a piece of personal “baggage” that needs to be burned through a purposeful, strenuous beatdown. We’ll leave it all on the steps of NOMA and become better together 💪🏽“

    With suitcase (baggage) open, I appealed to Pax to share something in life that needs to change. Something you need to let go
    – Anger / unforgiveness
    – Habit
    – Negative feeling
    – addiction
    – Something you’ve been postponing – that you need to do
    – Lie you’ve believed
    – Doesn’t have to be dramatic: (food, drink, TV)
    – Can be unspoken
    – What happens at NOMA stays at NOMA (confidential)
    – Let’s follow up with each other for accountability

    Pax picks “penance” from Menu of Discomfort
    Everyone does exercise together
    End: scribe writes it down and throw in fire and burn it

    Sunday mornings and COT

  • Dough Nguyener Beatdown of the week – from Hokie

    The slacker Q was moving slow and arrived at 6:31 and was grateful to Catfish for not cheating the Pax out of any of their workout

    The warmup included 8 count body builders, SSH, grass grabbers, Imperial Walkers & Ascending Testicles

    1st round of the workout
    10 burpees, run from pavilion to RR tracks & back
    100 SSH, run from pavilion to RR tracks & back and circle the six

    During round 1 the Q notices two pax were unable to participate in the runs so a quick modification was made. For all the following rounds, the non-runners would mosey the great lawn and the runs to RR tracks for remaining Pax were changed as follows

    Round 2
    10 burpees, run from pavilion to Cafe du Monde & back
    100 imperial walkers , run from pavilion to Cafe du Monde & back and circle the six

    Round 3
    10 burpees, run backwards across great lawn & back
    100 lunges , run backwards across great lawn & back and circle the six

    Round 4
    10 burpees, run around great lawn & back
    100 Merkins , run around great lawn & back and circle the six

    Round 5
    10 burpees, run around great lawn stopping for 10 burpees in each corner

    Return to flag for COT

    CRAZY IVAN
    RUN CAJUN RUN

    Prayers – Frac’s brother in law passed away at 45 after a stroke. Keep Frac’s sister, Jo, in our prayers.

    After 7 Pax for the workout, we had 8 at Cafe Navarre for Dough Nguyener, Thumb War’s in-laws, King Cake

    Thank you for opportunity to lead, sorry for being a slacker … reminder I was 1 minute late for the start … Q’s should post 15 minutes early! I apologize

  • Who Wears Short Shorts at Renaissance – from Thumb War

    Ideal conditions: Temp was around 38 belt felt like the 20’s with the wind chill.

    Pax (7):
    Thumb War (Q)
    Triple Shift who pulled up just after me around 6:15 and made a lap around the Big Lake to warmup
    Frac Sac
    Catfish in his hunter’s orange and flops
    Heisenberg – Holy Shit. Pictures are worth a 1,000 words, but I was concerned about balls to the wall later in our workout. Let’s just say he’s Crazy Ivan ready, presuming he’s recovered from his knee scope
    Hokie Pokie – fully clothed and layered like me.
    Vagabond – clearly envious of Heisenberg

    Warm-a-Rama all IC:
    Hillbillies – unbeknownst to Catfish that LSU had a basketball team and lost to ArKANSAS the day prior felt I owed these to Hawgcyle
    Abe Vagodas
    SSH Burpees – 5 SSH by 2 Burpees (25/10 Total)
    Bat Wings
    Self love
    Mountain climber

    Mosey to the Big Lake bridge for bench work:

    Left leg step ups
    Dips
    Right leg step ups
    Incline Merkins
    Box jumps
    London bridges

    Mosey to Singing Oak Tree for Ring of Fire – 3 rounds holding Al Gore and then 10 Squats. The chimes very melodious and meditative and had be contemplating a yoga audible.

    From Singing Tree, we Bataan Death Marched or Burpee Catch Me If You Can Indian Run to the Foundry (3 burpees)

    Quarter MURPH on your own
    25 Pull Ups
    50 Merkins or Big Boy Sit ups
    75 Squats

    5 rounds of Sunday Mornings – 10 Air Presses or Overhead claps in the peoples chair, followed by 5 donkey kicks, on the 5th donkey kick up to Balls to the Wall with one merkin/shoulder press. That’s one. Heisenberg said everything stayed in.

    Mary
    Flutter Kicks, Tin snips, Freddie Mercuries, Penguins to wrap up it up 7:15

    In COT it was encouraged to reconnect with any sad clowns among us. Those we haven’t see in a while. Also Run Cajun Run “team” format presents a great opportunity to EH and introduce to F3.

    100% participation at Coffeeteria plus Gabby.

    I’m certain of one thing. Tthe cold was no much for this group this morning.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead my first Renaissance. Thank you for showing up!

  • Renaissance Heavy Jam Fest – from Vagabond

    Warmup SSH, mtn climber, arm circles, etc

    Partner of 2 OYO as many as you can do while partner runs around NOMA with weight (music playing) – any exercise can be swapped for burpees

    1: low slow squats
    2: shoulder taps
    3: incline wife pleaser
    4: bob and weave
    5: alternating toe taps
    6: LBCs
    7: imperial squat walkers

    5 burpees

    5 min of Sunday Mornings

    4 mins of Mary to Zydeco

    COT

  • Trick and Treat at the Renni – from Fracsac

    5 Pax at the Renaissance for a Halloween themed fun fest. YHC arrived early to set up. As the Pax arrived in the cool 57 degrees low humidity gloom, they were greeted by a T-Rex. You may be thinking prehistoric meat eater T-Rex, but nay, this was the lovable inflatable T-Rex that was far closer to the likes of Barney, just not as purple.
    As YHC looked closer in the gloom, he noticed a luchador Heisenberg lurking in the shadows quietly knocking out 8 count Body builders. Surge, Triple Shift and Catfish rounded out the 5.

    After giving a brief disclaimer, YHC heard the Pax ask how the Q intended to lead a beat down wearing an inflatable party favor. After a short wrestle with said inflatable, YHC managed to remove it at which time the Pax were amazed at what they saw! Underneath that lovable bag of hot air was Kylo Q, the Dark Jedi.

    Face the bacon for the warmup. Attend the Renaissance and you’ll understand….

    We did warmup stuff, then YHC asked what Halloween was all about? Trick or Treat of course!

    The Thang

    YHC had a trick bag and two treat bags. Picking up the trick bag, as tricks always come first, a pax was asked to pull from it. First draw was:

    Candy Corn Run – People’s Run with last man dropping for 3 burpees and sprint to front. Go around NOMA until all pax get a turn.

    Second draw:

    Ghost bustin’ – Played the Ghost Busters song where the pax did a burpee every time “Ghost Busters” was said, and plank jacks during the “I ain’t afraid of no ghosts” part.

    Third Draw – Jack o lantern Web. Ok, so it’s a Jack Webb. To enter the psychological thriller territory, we passed up 10 and did 11 and 22.

    Now onto the Treats! Pax chose a treat bag. First bag was a soccer ball. Head to field where cones are set up. Since Triple Shift took a pumpkin to the face at El Diablo, YHC decided to remove kicking from this game. It was more ultimate frisbee rules with a soccer ball. Dropping the ball or scoring results in 3 x 8 count Body builders.

    Onto the next treat bag! A football! Two hand touch with 4 downs to get to end zone. Rushing the QB allowed after count to 5. Both teams scored so more 8 count Body builders!

    Head to back of NOMA for Sunday Mornings x 5. YHC put on some Halloween music. Surge asks, “No Thriller?” With that Thriller was played.

    Head back to flag. One minute remaining, so 8 count Body builders IC x 15.

    COT

    Thanks for joining me and having some fun on Halloween.

    Coffeteria at PJs Metry Road.

    SYITG

  • They All Ask’d for You – from Triple Shift

    Complacency is the enemy of Acceleration!

    I had fell into the habit of recycling a few good workouts with a minor tweak here and there but let’s face it…I was in a Q rut. I could always use the excuse of ‘Cause Covid’ or Hurricane Ida but the reality is that I got lazy. The rhythm of life got jumbled up and I forgot that I have a responsibility to the pax members who show up. With that in mind, I went to the F3 Nation Exicon page and…WHOA….I had numerous ideas on just the first page. With a little inspiration, I was off and running (so to speak) with the Animal Parade theme.

    WARMUP
    Start off with 10 inch worms facing the bacon and enjoying the sunrise.
    10 – Low Slow Squats (8 count)
    10 – Low Slow Merkins (8 count)

    THE THANG
    We lined up on front apron to the left side of NOMA and then performed the following movements to travel to the right side of the NOMA. It is approximately 30 yards.
    Bear Crawl then Crawl Bear (try to keep your hips lower than your torso for both movements)
    Duck Walk then Walk Duck (try to keep your chest up and knees bent at 90 degrees)
    Monkey to the right then Monkey to the left. (try to keep your chest above your hips as you move left to right then right to left. Hands first then feet second)
    Now that we were warmed up, we used the concrete benches behind the front columns for 10 pistol squats and Bulgarian split squats on each leg.
    Head to the fountain for 10 low slow dips (8 count) and 30 right leg step ups and 30 left leg step ups. For all those doing the Veterans Day Go Ruck in NOLA, it is my strong suspicion that we will be doing the CHAD 1000x. Yes, you guessed it, you have to perform 1000 step ups in honor of Chad Wilkinson.
    With 10 minutes left, we go to the back of NOMA and perform Jackass Webbs which is one burpee with 2 donkey kicks up to 5 burpees and 10 donkey kicks. We finish it out with Sunday mornings and head back to the flag.

    COUNTOFF, NAMERAMA, AND COT
    Extremely grateful for the men today and their efforts! Prayed for a greater awareness of our mission and that we would live life with skill to impact others in a positive way. Soli Deo Gloria!

  • 8 counts under the singing Oak – from Fracsac

    6 pax at The Renaissance looking to put some work in to improve and get stronger. Weather was perfect with a cool breeze to let the world know that hurricane season was coming to an end.

    Disclaimer given, then mosey to the NOMA steps to face the bacon.

    Warmup was typical with some bat wings to get the arms ready! Moroccan Night Club dancing made the bacon sizzle!

    The Thang

    Mosey towards the big lake track with a stop for 8 count Body builders along the way. People’s run to the singing Oak with more 8 count Body builders on site. The singing Oak was making beautiful music today!
    Onto the main event- 11’s

    8 count Body builders and Squats!

    People’s run the rest of the way around the lake with a quick stop on the side NOMA steps for calf raises before finishing off with Sunday mornings in the back.

    COT

    NMM

    -we officially have a new regular at the Renaissance- great to see Surge again!
    -Mall Cop made his debut at the Renaissance….
    -8 count Body builders are the ISI challenge of the month…needed 85 today
    -Coffeteria was awesome as always!

    SYITG

  • F3 NOLA Convergence 2021 (a.k.a.”Crew Change”) – Mothership 2021-10-16 – from Reluctant Yankee

    A fine morning, with a change in the weather providing a fitting backdrop for the changing of the guard on the F3 New Orleans Leadership Team.

    Kicked off at the flag zone with naming of the F3 NOLA Rookie of the Year and F3 NOLA Man of the Year. These went to Almonaster and Hokie Pokie, respectively. High praise and congratulations to both of these high-impact men for their efforts during the past year!

    Yankee then kicked things off on the Great Lawn with:
    Side Straddles Hops x27
    Hillbillies (in honor of Hawg’s prom) x 20
    OYO burpees x10
    Side Lunges x20
    Low Country Crabs x20
    Dying Cockroaches x20

    Moseyed to the track where Hawgcycle took over. Hawg brought the hurt with a modified Dirty Mac Deuce featuring:

    Larry Craigs x12
    Sumo Squats x12
    LBC x12

    Pax then partnered up. One pax sprinted 200 m around the tracks while the other moseyed across, then vice versa. Pax reassembled for announcement of the new SLT.

    It was time. Time to give a speech that would last generations, a speech commemorating the past 7 years, and one that would empower the incoming SLT for what was yet to come. Reluctant Yankee reached deep within his well of indisputable high octane expressions, and it was there and then he passed the torch of F3 Nola to Fracsac and Catfish, his great words of wisdom spreading across the field of F3 Nola men, leaders of this Fitness Fellowship and Faith thing we simply refer to as F3. Did anybody write down what he said?

    Fracsac circled the pax up on the field and did 5 SSH IC, followed by 10 burpees OYO. Many thought Shock and Awe was in the works, but nay, just an attention grabber. Next up was the mental challenge.

    6 SSH IC followed by 11 more in silence, all must end with the Q or a penalty would be handed out. The Pax passed with flying colors….but did they?

    4 corners on the track with 10 x 8 count body builders on 2 corners and 10 x burpees on the other 2. Circle back up for mental challenge again.

    This time there was a failure, with 10 x 8 count body builders as the penalty. The pax completed it the next go flawlessly.

    Pax had had enough mental abuse at this point, so there was much rejoicing when the workout was handed to Catfish. Catfish gently led things forward with:

    8-Counts x10
    Low Slow 8-Count Squats x20
    Bonnie Blairs x15
    Mosey back to the Great Lawn, with a quick stop at the baseball field behind Tad Gormley to do some Jack Webbs (up to 13, 11 got skipped). Continued the mosey back to the Great Lawn.

    At the Great Lawn, LBTs waiting x15 for the six. Frac then came back for a rousing round of Catalina Wine mixers (x15) for the finish.

    Back to flag for COT.

    Announcements: Roast on the Coast Starting Nov 5; GoRuck Tough NOLA the following weekend on NOV 12; Almonaster Qing a Christmas charity effort related to Operation Sweet Tooth (details to come)

    Delicious coffee and breakfast followed. Thanks to all who assisted with preparation for this.

    Thanks to all who attended and assisted with today’s convergence, and stay tuned for further announcements from the new leadership team!