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  • A Michigander pays his debts…

    With cinder blocks dominating the past and burpees in yhc imminent future this gloom must deviate.

    A simple mosey out and about, the pax had no interest in a pearl in the pond so we continued on to the holy grass.

    Arm Circles forward & reverse 10×10
    Mountain Climbers x20
    Peter Parkers x20

    Mosey to the mountain, back pedal up the inclines and sprint the straightaways. On the riverside turns Russian Twist, lakeside turns Leg Lifts with a thrust, good idea @Fracsac! First round 10 each increasing by 10 at each level. At the end total came to 150 Russian Twists, and 150 leg lifts with a thrust.

    At the top of the last incline we posted for some angled work
    Inclined LBCs x20
    Decline Mericans x 10
    Declined Pickle Pounders x20

    Mosey back to the bottom and to the benches
    RLSU x 20
    LLSU x 20
    Dips with a hold x10
    RLPU x 20
    LLPU x 20

    Mosey back to the flag

    We had a new Holy Name dad, Chuck Smith, who is a ND alum. Unlike his fellow alum whom yhc owes a debt of burpees (41) Rudy didn’t show up so I got to take out my angst about last weekend’s ND vs M tilt and dubbed Chuck, Smick Chick.

  • The Foundry 9/5/18

    A nice traditional workout at the Foundry. A few pull-ups, a few laps, nothing special.
    The usual disclaimer and off we go.

    Mosey to the track for the warm up COP:
    SSH x 20 IC
    Peter Parkers x 20 IC
    Windmills x 10 IC
    Arm Circles, 10 forward, 10 backward IC
    Mountain climbers x 20 IC

    Then we mosey to the infield of the track for 11’s:
    Merkins and squat jumps, run back and forth across the infield.

    Mosey to the Foundry for some circuits, stop at each street light for 5 squats.
    Foundry:
    Round 1: pull-ups, box jumps, body rows, run to the track (5 burpees) and back
    Round 2: pull-ups, box jumps, body rows, run to the track (5 WWII sit ups) and back

    Mosey back to the track: Sprint the straight away
    Mary COP:
    LBC’s x 20 IC
    Flutter kicks x 20 IC
    Penguins x 20 IC
    Hello Dolly x 20 IC

    Back to the flag for count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and a prayer.
    Thanks for allowing me to lead!
    Walleye

     

  • To Run Faster You Must Run Faster

    A mighty PAX of three men posted for the weekly 610 Stomp, F3’s running focused workout held in City Park every Tuesday.  Apparently some of the regular PAX were scared off by the forecast of the ferocious Tropical Storm Gordon heading our way.  YHC had the Q and has been stuck in a rut lately with running pace so after brushing up on some speedwork tips via the interwebs, the plan was to incorporate some Fartleks in the workout.  Although it sounds like just another goofy name out of the F3 Lexicon, Fartleks are actually a real thing and is Swedish for “speed play.”  Fartlek runs are a very simple form of a long distance run and is simply defined as periods of fast running intermixed with periods of slower running.  The goal for the morning was to keep moving the entire time and work on speed by doing the following:

    Normal mosey to NOMA at you own pace.

    Hit the track around the Big Lake (3/4 mile total) with a pace OYO “kicked up two notches” until the bike rental area, then finish the lap at a regular or slower recovery pace.

    Rinse and repeat then immediately mosey back to the practice track.

    At the track, continue the fartlek pattern with a faster pace for a full lap, followed by a recovery lap or half lap.  Keep repeating and vary up the fast runs and slower runs.  Lots of other runners out there doing similar workouts, several of which were easier on the eyes than the normal running PAX.

    As time was about to expire, the three of us reconvened and Frac called an audible for a final 100 meter sprint followed by a 100 meter run and mosey back to the flag.  Total distance covered ranged from 4.53-5.38?mi in a 43+min span.  YHC

    COT included prayers for Frac’s mom, the PAX heading to the BRR, and for those in the path of the storm.

    Tool

  • Labor Day at Rock City

    YHC is unable to do Mondays due to having to be at work early, where a 0630 meeting with the boss trumps F3. YHC once indicated that Rock City was out unless it was a vacation day or a Holiday. Someone was listening, and YHC ended up listed as the Q on Labor day. The participation was a little thin due to the college football kickoff weekend and it being the unofficial end of summer. Congrats to Mahatma’s 2.0 contribution to the amazing victory over Miami. #89Rocks
    Five men was all that was needed to claim victory this day. YHC showed up a few minutes early and planted the shovel flag, then strategically placed some cones in the field inside the track. Someone needs to pay the light bill at Pontiff, just sayin’.
    YHC gave a brief history of how Labor Day came about. It’s great to have a three day weekend, but what does it mean? Factories were full of workers as young as 5 years old in the 19th century, and labor laws were pretty much non-existent. We’ve come a long way since then, and Labor Day is now dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers. A massive Railway Union strike in 1894 affected the nation, and president Grover Cleveland sent in Army troops to break it up. Several people died during the riots, and then Congress passed a law making the first Monday in September “Labor Day” at the request of Grover Cleveland. It’s now the unofficial end of Summer. With the Pax history class complete, time for a brief disclaimer, and then mosey toward the rock pile for:

    Warmup

    SSH x 31 IC
    IW x 20 IC

    Plank-o-Rama (Rev Sox loves this)
    Peter Parkers IC x 20
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20
    Parker Peters IC x 20

    Time to get to work. This may be YHC’s third time at Rock City, but it’s Hokie Pokey’s first, so we need to make it memorable. The Pax is instructed to grab a rock, preferably a medium one that can be used for OH presses. YHC was counting on Triple Shift going big, and he did not disappoint. More on that later.
    Mosey back to the big field inside the track where the cones were set up. YHC set the cones in the middle of the field as a reference point.

    11’s
    Starting on one long side of the field – 10 Curls
    Mosey with rock to the other side (passing cones) – 1 OH press
    Mosey with rock to middle of field where cones are – 10 low slow squats
    9 and 2 then 10 low slow squats
    8 and 3 then 10 low slow squats….
    …..
    1 and 10 then 10 low slow squats and finish at side where we started
    Continue doing low slow squats while waiting for the six.

    Short mosey to the track and drop your rocks for:

    Bataan Death March “Rock City” style!
    Here is where Triple Shifts big rock came into play. All rocks stay on the ground except for the biggest one. Line up in a single column, last man holds the big rock. When the pax begins to run, last man drops the rock, completes 2 burpees, picks up the rock and runs to catch up to the column. Upon reaching the column, the rock is dropped away from the column (safety first), then sprint to the front. As soon as the rock is dropped, the last man drops off and does 2 burpees, picks up the rock and repeats. Each Pax completed this evolution twice.

    The Pax is instructed to grab their own rock and head toward the rock pile, but YHC stopped them just outside the area where the shovel flag is located. There’s is approximately 15 yards between 2 large trees where we did a rock lunge walk. YHC requested each pax to have the knee touch the ground for each lunge, or go as low as you can without injuring yourself. Once complete, mosey back to the rock pile.

    Back at the rock pile, YHC saw one minute left, and couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Return your rocks, the do 10 burpees OYO.

    Mosey back to the flag for COT

    Count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions and closed with a prayer.

    NMM

    Rev Sox launches Fight Club at the end of Williams BLVD in Rivertown Wednesday. T-Claps to Rev Sox!
    The West Bank Master Melvin continues Thursday at Mel Ott Park, T-Claps to those that have helped to launch it!

    Since it’s a holiday, we talked about coffeteria, and YHC recommended heading to the place we have gone to in the past. War Eagle scoffed at this recommendation, indicating it would be CC’s or nothing at all! He followed this with the fact that CC’s gives free refills…..CC’s it is!
    YHC is now a CC’s fan…..anyone know how we can get them to bid on the City Park Casino Building?

    Thanks for posting with me today! SYITG!

  • The Frac Sox

    YHC was counting on a small attendance for this morning’s Uptowner after yesterday’s challenge. YHC was not ready to be the only Pax at 5:28am. He was preparing to jump up and down and carry a rock like a lone idiot in Pontiff Park. Thankfully FracSac saved the day, and the YHC had a friend for the gloom. Thus the greatest name workout duo in F3 history was born on a wet August morning as the Frac Sox made a circle of two to kick things off.

    We began with a standard warmp-up

    SSH – 25

    PlankJacks – 20

    Arm Circles – 10 forward and 10 backwards

    Annies – 20

    Peter Parkers – 20

     

    Frac Sox grabbed our rocks and made a two man line at the edge of the outfield. We held our rocks overhead and lunge walked across the field to the tree line in the center. YHC planned on lunge walking the rest of the way across the field, but holding a rock overhead while lunge walking was a little more difficult than anticipated. Frac Sox walked our rocks to the covered picnic benches for some bench work.

    Right leg step-ups – 20

    Dips – 20

    Left leg step-ups – 20

    Decline Merks – 10

     

    Frac Sox took our rocks to the bathroom wall, so we could sit on the wall and watch the train pass by. Once the train was gone, we did 20 curls while sitting on the wall.

    We then walked over to the Pontiff Park Mountain for a round of elevens.

    It started with 10 shoulder presses on one side of the mountain with 1 bench press on the opposite side. After completing the bench presses, we did 10 Low Slow Squats with the rock on top of the mountain.

    After completing our elevens, Frac Sox walked and then moseyed our rocks back to the rock pile.

    YHC should have planned one more exercise, because he left a little bit too much time for the Marys.

    Flutterkicks – 15

    American Hammer – 20

    Wife Pleasers – 20

    O Dolly – 20

    Dying Cockroach – 20

    Frac Sox completed 10 burpees and 20 shoulder taps to bring the work out to the close.

    Thanks FracSac for pushing me through my first Q in a while.

    -RevSox

     

  • Put Me In Coach

    “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”  -Vince Lombardi 

    Another notch was added to The Foundry belt when 10 of F3’s finest gathered in City Park for the weekly hump day workout.  Lots of themed workouts lately with Elvis, Notre Dame, Iron Pax, etc so YHC kicked around several themed ideas with no avail until finally formulating a plan 5 minutes prior to kickoff.  Nothing extravagant in store, just a mix of usual stuff and few things with a twist, all of which would hopefully break a sweat along with building some endurance and muscle.  Being that football season is upon us, why not steal a few drills from the world of pigskin….who knows, one of us may get called up to the big leagues.  After the PAX of 10 assembled and the usual disclaimer, the clock started for 4 quarters of sweaty goodness.

    1st Quarter:

    Mosey down Roosevelt Mall with some high knees, butt kicks, and backpedaling thrown in for good measure.  Huddle up in the grass for IWx20, PPx20, ACx20, WMx10, Seal Jacksx10, capped off with approx 20 Up-Downs.  Then, a mosey to The Refinery.

    2nd Quarter:

    5 Stations including Body Rows, Hanging Knee Ups, Squats, Pull Ups, with timer being Step Ups x12L + x12R.  Rinse and repeat.  YHC’s forearms were screaming from lots of bar gripping so thinking we should have substituted the rows for dips or merkins.

    Then to the sideline (large landscape timber) for Derkins x20 OYO, Lunge Walk to tree and back, followed by Derkins x20.

    Halftime:

    Mosey to water fountain for hydration and 1-2 min plankorama.

    3rd Quarter:

    Mosey over to Christian Brother’s Falcon Field for some turf time.  First up would be a partner routine with PAX #1 performing AMRAP Burpee Jump Overs in rapid fashion on the goal line while PAX #2 runs across the field to the opposite endzone for 10 Merkins then runs back.  Flip flop, rinse and repeat.  Lots of grunts and heavy breathing.

    4th Quarter:

    The last circuit was originally designed to be somewhat of an experiment to test our athleticism but YHC botched it up a bit due to a cardio buzz.  Plan called for a series of relay team sprints (40yds) to see if we could put any correlation to age, F3 tenure, etc….and get the competitive juices flowing.

    Sprint #1:  Line up by age with young bucks on one team and old dudes on the other.  First person from each team sprints 40yds and touches goal line, which then prompts next person to run, and so on.  This resulted in a photo finish so we concluded it was a tie.  Looking back, YHC could have laid this out in a different way but we rolled with it.

    Sprint #2:  Line up by amount of time participating in F3 which had it split with guys around 1 year or less on one side and the vets on the other.  Same 40 yd sprint with the newbies coming out on top.  T-claps to Mahatma for pushing hard, maybe too hard.

    Sprint# 3:  Line up again but due to time ticking and YHC having a brainfart, we settled for a group sprint then proceeded to mosey across the grass, alongside the track and back to the flag:

    Two Minute Warning:

    Plankorama and Hip Flexors to seal the deal.

    Overtime:

    COT and sweaty BOM to cap things off.

    Not much mumble chatter or buffoonery to report.  It was a rather quiet 45 minutes…YHC can only hope that was due to a good beatdown being delivered and not a just a poor job of keeping the PAX entertained.

    Thanks for the motivation, camaraderie, and chance to lead.

    SYITG,

    Tool

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • A Brief History of Notre Dame

    YHC finished up his birthday Q week with Q at the Mothership.  Thanks to everyone who has shown up for my Qs this week….

    YHC dropped 2 kids at his University last week, hoping and praying that they will have experiences similar to his – the types of experiences that make one a Domer-for-life.  During the welcome weekend talks for the parents, much conversations  about the history of Notre Dame and the Holy Cross congregation.  YHC thought that would make a good topic for a Q.  So here we go…..

    First a (very flawed and poor) disclaimer.  I should be better at these by now.  Especially when we have an FNG in the fold (way to go, Calliope – rapidly taking over Top EH title from Triple Shift…).  Mosey off to the lawn in front of the museum.

    Warm Up

    Grass was long.  Very long.  Some questions about whether we should stop and look for Cowbell in the grass….

    • SSH x51 (PAX appropriately noted the relevance of this number for YHC)
    • Peter Parker x20
    • Plank Jack x20
    • Parker Peter x20

    Lets get to work…

    Presidential Pyramid

    Line up at Tree #1 (or Tree #0 as Woz and I refer to it).  We are doing a pyramid.  Each set recalls one president of the University.  Each set adds to what we’ve done before (i.e., do all of the exercises from previous sets then add the exercise for this set).

    • 5 Burpees for Blessed Father Basil Moreau, founder of the Holy Cross Congregation.  Run to first tree and back.
    • Add 10 Squats for Fr. Edward Sorin, founder of the University.  Run to second tree and back.
    • Add 15 Merkins for Fr. Andrew Morrisey.  Run to third tree and back.
    • Add 20 Crunchy Frogs for Fr. William Corby, chaplain of Irish Brigade in Civil War (and 2 time president of the University.  Run to fourth tree and back.
    • Add 25 Imperial Walkers for Fr. Thomas Walsh, president who oversaw rebuilding the University after the great Fire.  Run to fifth tree and back.
    • Add 30 Hello Dolly for Fr. John Dillon, entered the priesthood at age of 12, and served as president for one year during Civil War before dying prematurely of illness.  Run to sixth tree and back.

    Mosey to the Water Fountain to hydrate, then off to Lightpole #1.

    National Championship

    YHC takes a lot of flak for how long its been since the last ND National Championship.  The last one was 1988 (coincidentally, YHC’s senior year.)  30 years ago.  Sigh…

    Lets do a Route 88 with Bobby Hurleys  What’s that you ask?  A Route 66 but add 2 at each stop.

    • First Lightpole: BH x3
    • Second: BH x4
    • …
    • Eleventh: BH x13

    At completion, we’ve done 88 Bobby Hurleys.

    Top game of that year?  Notre Dame vs Miami.  Catholics vs Convicts.  What better way to remember the Catholics than with the Genuflect.  1:2 ratio of kneeldown/standup : lunge step.

    • 1 (4 count) kneel down/standup.  2 Lunge steps
    • 2 KD, 4 Lunge
    • 3 KD, 6 Lunge
    • …..

    In interest of time, YHC called it when clubhouse leader (#Tclaps for Outbreak) completed 10:20.  Most PAX were somewhere around iteration 7 or 8.

    Mosey to the Refinery.

    5 Pillars of Holy Cross Education

    Split PAX into 5 groups:

    • Box Jumps
    • Dips
    • Body Builders
    • Pull Ups
    • Merkins

    Rotate for 5 Iterations – one Iteration for each Pillar of a Holy Cross education.  Each iteration is a 60 second AMRAP.  30 second break between iterations to rotate and recover.

    • Iteration 1: Mind – Seeking understanding through the integration of faith and reason.
    • Iteration 2: Heart – Discerning our personal vocation in service to the Church and world.
    • Iteration 3: Zeal – Fueling the desire to offer our gifts for the good of all people.
    • Iteration 4: Family – Embracing Christian community as the context for lifelong formation.
    • Iteration 5: Hope – Trusting in the cross and God’s promise of the kingdom

    Mosey back to the Great Lawn.

    Mary

    Running low on time, but no Notre Dame workout will be complete without some Mary.  As PAX arrive at the lawn, join the circle and start LBC.  Once all PAX arrive, cadence starts and we finish with all LBC x25 together.

    COT

    Back at the flags, circle up for count-off, Name-o-Rama.  Welcome aboard Satchmo (he’s a musician, and an arborist).  Upcoming CSAUPs – talk to Da Parish if interested in Pelican Man duathalon.

    Intentions shared around the circle.  Sky Q – hear and answer them as you deem best for each of us.  Sweaty-ball-o-man to close with prayers.

    Thanks for the opportunity to Q, gentlemen!

     

  • IRONPAX III

    Hawg stole YHC’s Q for this morning with IronPax Week III, and YHC was not happy.

    YHC loves his precious F3 workouts and these stupid IronPax Challenges were just ruining a good thing. The first challenge left me hobbled like a 90 year old grandma, but YHC is into it now. After watching Amnesia and Hawg up their scores in week two by over 100 from their first run at the IronPax at the Birdcage to their second run at the Uptowner, YHC was ready to take up the challenge and work his way into top 100 in the nation for week 3.

     

    Hawg weighed out a dozen 25-30lbs rocks, Mahatma set off cones 10 ft apart (we quickly corrected his mistake before the challenge started), and YHC led a warmup of 20 SSH and 15 PeterParkers.

    Mahatma served as our time keeper as he recovered from an injury and we were off. The IronPax challenges are surprisingly quiet as we go all out trying to get in the most burpees and other stuff as possible.

    This week’s challenge was a confusing one, but here it is in a nutshell:

    15 burpees, 50 hand release merkins, broad jump (bunny hop) 10 yards and back

    14 burpees, 50 goblet squats, broad jump (bunny hop) 10 yards and back

    13 burpees, 50 leg lifts while holding rock in bench press position, broad jump (bunny hop) 10 yards and back

    rinse and repeat while counting down the burpees

    Once again JV is the tops of the morning with an astounding 626 reps

    Hawg 532

    RevSox 519

    TripleShift 455

    Tool 440

    Rocket 431

    FracSac 404

    War Eagle 394

    Two Utes 389

    Amnesia 384

    Abacus 265

    YHC improved from 404 to 519. YHC points this out to say it was all based on watching his brothers tough it out last week in the challenge and push him to do better. You never know how you will challenge, encourage, or push the men out here simply by being present and challenging yourself. YHC is stronger and healthier thanks to all of you in F3, and he can’t put into words what this group has meant to him over the last 10 months. F3NOLA, keep pushing forward, so we can all journey with you.

    RevSox

  • AT40 – August, 1978

    At last!!!  Cooler weather!  It may not last long, but Thursday AM offered a glorious respite from the usual August heat and humidity.  What more could one ask for – the chance to start the day with the Okwata levee, watching the sunrise over the lake, with an actually refreshing breeze in our faces.

    YHC was running dangerously late.  Apparently, the new, louder (this one goes to 11) bluetooth speaker recently acquired for mornings like this was re-purposed and sent with 2.0 to Notre Dame.  That left me scrambling to find the backup – the teeny tiny not-quite-loud-enough fallback speaker.  Sorry guys.  That’s gonna make it harder for you to appreciate today’s theme.

    But first: a disclaimer (for the veteran crew).  Then off to the levee.  Quick warmup of SSH x20 (with a brief pause waiting for JV to decide to start).

    The Thang: 40

    Today’s theme for the 40: American Top 40 list from August 26th, 1978 (40 years ago).  Lots of good treasures on that list!  https://top40weekly.com/1978/08/26/us-top-40-singles-week-ending-26th-august-1978

    For those not familiar with the 40 (see “Smooth”):

    • 10 Exercises
    • Each exercise done in 4 sets (hence 40 sets)
    • Each set is 10 reps (hence 40 reps per exercise)
    • Each set on opposite side of the levee (hence 40 trips over the levee)

    Exercise 1: Burpees!  Lets get this started.  Done to the music of the biggest drop of the week (a whopping 50 places – from 33 to 83): Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty

    Exercise 2: Boxcutters.  Biggest riser of the week: Paradise by the Dashboard Light (up to #42, won’t make its debut till next week though)

    Exercise 3: Lunges (make sure your knee touches the grass).  At spot #36: Dont Look Back by Boston (also – very fond memories for YHC: the very first album I ever bought.  Still remember the trip with my Dad to K-Mart to buy it.)

    Exercise 4: Crossfit Merks.  At spot #27: Hollywood Nights by Bob Seger

    Exercise 5: 8 Count Body Builders (these took a lot longer than anticipated).  At spot #24: Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Money.  There are some classics in the 20-30 range of this particular AT40!

    Break while Frac gave us 20 count.

    Exercise 6: Dying Cockroaches.  At spot #14: Copacabana from Barry Manilow.  Now we are entering “This is definitely the 70s” territory of the countdown.

    Exercise 7: Copperhead Squats.  At #11, a classic one-hit wonder: I Want to Kiss You All Over by Exile.

    Exercise 8: Plank Walks.  Now we are into the top 10.  At #5 – Hot Blooded by Foreigner.

    Exercise 9: Squat Jumps.  Nothing like throwing these in after 32 trips over the levee….  At #3 – Miss You by the Stones

    Exercise 10: LBC.  Running short on time.  Push through gang…  At #1: Grease by Franky Valli!

    Finish up with Count-off, Name-o-Rama.  Announcements and Intentions.  Prayers to use the gift of today wisely, and bless those suffering with cancer.

    Thanks for the chance to lead, and see you all at WPM tomorrow!

  • Mea Culpa Can Be Hell

    YHC did a no-show the prior Saturday.  He was in Oregon, and neglected to check that he was the Q.  Bad pax, bad pax.  Thank the Sky-Q that Rudy wasn’t there to remind everyone.  Tclaps Rudy for your fartsackery.  So when 86 called out for a switcheroo Q, YHC had but one option: to Q.  YHC needed some punishment, so that meant the same for the rest of the PAX.  Just think of it as a #DownPainMent.  About six or so of the PAX broke off for the Iron Challenge on the Great Lawn.  The rest of the PAX moseyed little farther up the Great Lawn for:

    First Circle of Pain:

    • Side Straddle Hops: 20xIC
    • Hillbillies: 20xIC
    • Around The World (or Daft Punk), in a kinda tribute to Side Effects: 12ishxICish (YHC was looking like Cowbell, there)
    • Merkins: 20xIC
    • Mountain Climbers: 20xIC
    • Peter Parkers: 20xIC

    Mosey to Tool’s Wall of Pain:

    • Calf Raises: 20xIC
    • Calf Raises with toes pointed out (or in, because your YHC said one but did the other): 20xIC
    • Calf Raises the opposite way (toes pointed in, or out, because your YHC was reminded that he got it backwards): 20xIC
    • Left Leg Dips (bring left leg to the ground): 20xIC
    • Right Leg Digs (bring right leg to the ground, obviously): 20xIC
    • Monkey Humpers (on the ground, not the wall): 20xIC

    Mosey to the Mini-Foundry and split up into several groups.  AMRAP for dips, burpees, leg lifts, big boy situps, pull ups, and steps up with a mosey aways away and back for the timer.  Rotate around until each group has done each.  Then a slow mosey to the beginning of Roosevelt Mall for a better tribute to Side Effects: Route 66.  The PAX split into two groups, one up one side of the mall and the other up the other.  At the first bench do either one erkin or one derkin or one LBC (but a real-ass LBC not a half-ass LBC), then mosey to the next bench for two, then to the third bench for three, etc. to the eleventh bench for eleven–for a total of 66.  After some water, mosey back to the Great Lawn for

    Circle of Mary:

    • Dying Cockroaches: 20xIC
    • Flutter Kicks: 20xIC
    • Real Freddy Mercuries (or is it Mercurys?): 20xIC
    • Hello Dollys (or is it Dollies): 20xIC
    • Putins: 20xIC
    • Rosalitas: 20xIC
    • Box Cutters: 20xIC

    It was getting late and Triple Shift was moseying like the Q, so no time for Dr W.  Sorry, I promise it for my next Q.  Mosey back to the flag for COT.  Tclaps for two FNGs.  It’s not us old farts who keep F3 going, it’s the steady flow of FNGs who keep it fresh and inviting.  I followed the logic for how we named Colonial: he lives in River Ridge, or it is Harahan?  [Sorry, YHC doesn’t venture deep into Jefferson Parish.]  So of course the defunct Colonial County Club in the middle fit perfectly.  How we got to Phoebes was a little more circuitous: the FNG is a physical therapist, so someone suggested Phoebe from Friends, whereupon the FNG reminded that she is a massage therapist, whereupon the PAX then went down too many rabbit holes for YHC’s oxygen-deprived brain to follow for other names, so he opted for Phoebes.  [The AMA is conducting a study to correlate the lack of oxygen after a post with the gnarlier an F# name, but the results should be obvious: the less oxygen, the better the name.]

    Jingle Vader