F3 New Orleans

Tag: FracSac

  • El Diablo: the Devil is in the Upper Chest and the burpees—of course – from Bolt

    YHC finally arrived to Q toting 5 new exercises, 4 novel exercise implements, the Bolt 3M promise, 2 coupons, and 1 speaker. During the thick of it, the ever-astute Hawg picked up on the playlist theme and while I’m not 420-friendly, I’m not above culturally appropriating references of Goo Nation so I went with it. It should be duly noted Charmin was horrified and perplexed by the playlist (and secretly enjoying it, replete with his requisite guilt—of course) but I digress https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3EdFoz3pFUQxfJbvRL0WRa?si=4j7Qkg4ARpOg4CBZCB5VjQ

    The devil is in the details because the new exercises all activate the rarely trained upper chest and the hope was we would feel the fire burning as if the devil himself was being expelled from the upper two thirds of our pecs; I’ll count on the pax to weigh in.

    Warmorama: Rapper’s Delight Version (too long for this workout) complete with MNC for Frac, with penalty burpees for too much mumblechatter

    The Thang: 5 burpees while pax one moseys to pavilion with two coupons in tow Indian Run style, tag/take off, 5 burpees for all others

    Upper Chest
    (6 moves, 1 min/move, feet elevated)

    Explosive
    Pseudo Pike (hands at waist high)
    Archer (thumbs at lower chest)
    Plunge (wide grip, coupons as base)
    Diamond merk (Incline, touch pinkies at top)
    Burpees
    Pax 2&3 legs/abs and rotate at the table until each pax does the chest exercise; switch tables.
    Round 1: squats/LBC
    Round 2: reverse lunge/BBS
    Round 3: side lunge/penguin
    Round 4: squats/LBC
    Round 5: step ups/crunchy frogs

    We didn’t get to round 6 bc:
    Too much bitchin’ about how long the new exercises took to explain—they r NEW!

  • The CatFrac – from Fracsac

    YHC arrived at the Renaissance to find Catfish ready to roll. Catfish and YHC decided to split the Q duties. At the last second Gabrielle rolled in to make it a party!

    Catfish took the warmup on the steps of NOMA with some regular routines and 20 x 8 count Body builders.

    Off to the side of NOMA for a murderous set of calf raises and such.

    YHC took over by heading to the front of NOMA for insane DirtyMacDuece. Each round started with either burpees or 8 count body builders. Lap takes you around NOMA.

    End with 5 x Sunday mornings!

    Coffeteria rocked to celebrate a great start to Easter.

  • Football is Life – from Fracsac

    5 pax, including 1 FNG, arrived at the Scrum looking to try out for the USF3L. One could smell the scent of competition hanging heavy in the air, sort of like rotting crawfish shells.
    With the Shovel flag planted, a disclaimer was given, then a short mosey to a nice grassy area near the outdoor gym.

    Warmup consisted of the usual stuff, skipping the unnecessary stuff. But we did do MNC and dancing was encouraged!

    Mosey to the open field:

    Most of the world calls it football, but it’s soccer. We did a few different styles of offense vs defense and it was both fun and beneficial. We also knocked out 80 burpees. YHC was likely the worst player on the field.

    Return to the warmup spot for a minute of stretching followed by a mosey to the flag for the COT.

    Hawgcycle, Kennah Brah, YHC, Heisenberg and FNG Cyber Cajun all made the team! It was adult recess!!

    SYITG.

  • The Turtle – from Fracsac

    The last time YHC posted at the Foundry is unknown. It could likely be found, but what’s the point? It was long ago….too long. YHC saw the Q sheet open and made the commitment to return.
    Saban, Jesus Juice, Tool, Sandberg, and BayWatch made it clear they were ready!
    We did a little warmup, with MNC and dancing included! End with 10 burpees OYO
    Mosey to the Foundry via the LCM bridge, stopping at the benches so Saban could attempt to murder a turtle. Luckily the turtle saw him coming and dashed out of the way….
    Step ups and Dips completed, then continue the mosey to the Foundry.
    EMOM x 5 minutes for 50 burpees
    Stations:
    Jump the Green Snake AMRAP
    Pull ups or 90 degree hang
    Run to track, 3 burpees, run back – timer
    Rinse and Repeat
    EMOM x 5 minutes for 50 burpees
    Church bells ring. Apparently it’s a tradition to do 6 burpees at 6 am. So, 6 more burpees. The pax were very pleased.

    Embrace the Suck:
    7 x SSH
    7 x Merkins
    7 x jump squats
    Continue for 3 minutes. If any pax can hit 8 rounds, no more burpees.
    Saban hit 8 rounds….well done!!

    Mosey back to flag for Mary and COT

    That’s 122 burpees for the morning. T-Claps!

    SYITG
    

  • Sudden Change at the Renaissance – from Triple Shift

    With no Q on the sheet I assumed that it would be a grab bag for leadership. When I arrived, I found out Heisenberg was signed up but he never showed up so I took it. I gave the disclaimer and we ran to the foundry to warm up instead of facing the bacon. Once we arrived at the foundry, we did some exercies to warm up and then headed to the path for a burpee mile. All the PAX performed 5 burpees and then ran for one minute. The front runners (Catfish) would plank up for the six when the one minute was up. Once everyone arrived where Catfish was planking, we would perform 5 burpees and then run for one minute. We did that for an entire mile!

    Once we got back to the foundry, we did some flexed arm hangs then hangs and then Mary. With 10 minutes left, we ran to the back of NOMA to do the traditional Sunday Mornings and them back to the flag. We welcomed FNG Drift (Backed Up’s son) and closed out with the countoff, namerama, and COT. Special prayers to F3 Alpharetta (Atlanta) where a PAX member lost their life skiing with another F3 brother.

  • Guest Q Krank – from Fracsac

    Rudy and FracSac planned on an hour long run to train for the upcoming Double Nickel, then two DR pax showed up from the Houston area, Fort Bend to be exact. It was Krank with an FNG in tow, in town for the Final Four. We couldn’t abandon these HIMs and with that we had a sudden change.
    Krank asked to take the Q, and we obliged. He then pulled several rucking toys from the bed of his truck, as if he was prepared! Impressive! Here’s what we did.

    Warm up
    30 – SSH
    10 – Burpees
    10 – Abe vigota
    10 – Grass grabber
    10 – Burpees

    The thang
    Chubby DORA 1,2,3 (heavy) – carry heavy bag, or ruck length of field.
    100 – Burpees
    200 – Squats
    300 – BBSU

    Duck duck lift – single PAX Mosey the circle, drops bag at the feet of the “goose”. PAX picks up sand bag and chases HIM.

    Indian run rifle carry 4 bags/rucks – 1 lap

    Indian Run no weight

    Pass the dutchy – sand bag pass around circle left/right

    5 penalty burpees for dropping the bag

    10 – Burpees
    35 – SSH

    MOSEY BAG TO FLAGS
    10 – Burpees

    COT

    Welcome Barnyard, newest addition to the Fort Bend region via New Orleans.

    SYITG

  • Heavy Stations with Burpees – from Fracsac

    YHC arrived at the Renaissance to find Vagabond completing his community service by picking up trash left on the steps of NOMA. With battle gear offloaded at the fountain, it looked like it would be 2 at the Reni, until 3 other pax came in hot. It was a solid beat down festival!

    Disclaimer given, then mosey to the NOMA steps to face the bacon.

    Warmup was typical. Moroccan Night Club dancing made the bacon sizzle!

    The Thang

    Mosey towards the big lake track for 5 minutes EMOM x 10 burpees.

    Mosey back to the fountain to put the battle gear to use. 5 stations:
    1 – Coupon triceps
    2 – Coupon Squarls
    3 – Burpees
    4 – jump rope
    5 – Ruck sack or Sweetness Run to bridge and back (timer)
    Rinse and Repeat

    Finished off with Sunday mornings in the back of NOMA.

    COT

    SYITG

  • Working on the Alternator – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions:
    71 degrees, Humidity 93%, Wind 15 mph from SE

    Pax:
    Tenderloin, Frac, Half-Baked, Pai Gow, Thumb War and YHC

    Warmup:
    800m jog followed by 4x50m accelerations

    The Thang
    • 800m @ 10K pace
    • 200m recovery
    • 300m @ 5k pace
    • 300m recovery
    Repeat 3-4 times

    COT:
    Prayers for those with health issues.

  • Around the World and Back Again – from Baywatch

    Warmup:
    1. SSH
    2. Mountain Climbers
    3. Hillbillies
    4. Grass-grabbers

    And so it began at the first workout station. 3 PAX, 3 stations, 2 rounds. Dips, rail jumps, and 12 burpees for a timer.

    Mosey to the next spot. Same deal. 3 PAX, 3 stations, 2 rounds. BBS, shoulder taps, and run a loop as the timer.

    Mosey to the bleachers along the soccer field. 2 rounds of chair dips (20 each round) and Bulgarian Squats (10 per leg).

    Back to the running trail and my personal favorite—Bataan Death Crawls. In short, this is bear crawls in Indian Run formation with burpees…the most fun you can have standing up! We did this for two full rotations and then continued our mosey to the next exercise station.

    Back to the 3 PAX, 3 stations, 2 rounds. Flutter kicks, dying cockroaches roaches, and 30 steps ups as the timer.

    Then we moseyed back to the flag. Total mosey was 1 mile.

    Thank you to Fracsac and Hokie for joining me. Always a pleasure gentlemen.

  • Tabata with RESPECT to SLT ~ Safe travels Vag – from Hokie

    Saturday evening an urgent plea was sent by Vagabond as he was called out of town on some unexpectant travel.

    By the pure Grace of God, YHC responded before Bay Watch or Frac had the opportunity.

    Sunday morning came and I was greeted Catfish and Heisenberg, then Frac came rolling in hot (no surprise there!)

    Disclaimer was made before warm o Rama while “Facing the Bacon”
    – 15 SSH (IC)
    – 15 Cherry Pickers (IC)
    – 12 Windmills (IC)
    – 12 Arm Circles Forward (IC)
    – 12 Arm Circles Backward (IC)

    Tabata #1 – Legs
    4 rounds, work for :20, rest for :10…. as we were starting this round we were pleased to see Bay Watch appear with Tunes for our Tabata
    – Squat jumps
    – Calf Raises
    – Low slow Squats
    – Box Jumps or Step Ups
    – Lunges
    – 8 count body builders in Respect for Catfish
    – Burpees in Respect for Frac

    Tabata #2 – Arms
    4 rounds, work for :20, rest for :10
    – Dips
    – Incline Merkins
    – Decline Merkins
    – Overhead Claps
    – Shoulder Taps
    – 8 count body builders in Respect for Catfish
    – Burpees in Respect for Frac

    Tabata #3 – Abs/Core
    4 rounds, work for :20, rest for :10
    – LBC
    – Flutter Kicks
    – Freddy Mercury
    – box CUTTER’S
    – Hold a low plank
    – 8 count body builders in Respect for Catfish
    – Burpees in Respect for Frac

    There was some mumblechatter that possibly the Q forgot Sunday Mornings and “we better not finish late for coffee” but alas “Halt” was heard and we went to the front of NOMA to close with 1 minute of Sunday mornings

    COT
    – Prayers were lifted for the upcoming relocation of Bay Watch to Jackson, MS; for his house sale, and his house hunting.
    – Prayers were lifted for the Frac and his upcoming trip to Vegas this Wednesday through next Monday to connect with his siblings in support of his sister who just lost her husband unexpectedly

    I was a little dissatisfied with this Q, as possibly being a little too easy, so I will try it again this Tuesday over at Best Bank Batture with some modifications.