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  • Low and Slow – from Akbar

    YHC arrived with 2 minutes to spare, greeted by Pik and JV. Buschwacker came in on Cowbell time and with Cowbell speed just in time to finish the warm up. Today we did some tempo work, taking it slow with most exercises Copperhead style.

    Warm up: SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Self-Love, Grass Grabbers, Toe Touches IC x 10-15

    Mosey to the Lakefront stopping at each block for 2 exercises x 15-20: Merkins, Mountain Climbers; Copperhead Squats/Mountain Climbers; Stone Mountain/ Mountain Climbers; Little Manny Crunches/ Mountain Climbers

    Rips: Wall sit with 100 air presses. Run stairs stopping for 25 calf raises on each side.

    Wall: Slow Dirkins, Bulgarian Split Squats, Freak Nasties x 15-20 each. Took a breather to say hello to Garfield, then back to the wall for another set of each.

    Head back to the Marsh stopping along the way for 20 Merkins, 20 Squats, and 20 LBC’s, arriving just in time for a 2 minute Mary of 100’s, aka Hummingbirds.

    Count, Name, and YHC prayed us out

    Announcements: 6 year anniversary this Saturday with TankedUp! and Cowbell co-Q

    Always a pleasure to start my week with you guys, thanks for following my lead.

    Akbar

  • Brick Block Burner – from Akbar

    6 strong at the Gipper this windy gloom for a tabata burner. 30 seconds on, 15 seconds rest, 40 exercises working the full body. Single arm exercises were with bricks, the rest were with blocks.

    PAX: Akbar, Barely Legal, Einstein, Fletch, Maverick, Moby Dick

    Lower Body

    Goblet Squat, Side lunge switch, sumo deadlift, 1.1/2 Sumo Squat,Staggered squat right, Staggered squat left, Squat step right to squat, Squat step left to squat, Suitcase Squat, Half Squat pulse

    Back/Bi

    Alternating curls, block swing, alternating bent over rows, Hammer curls, Good Mornings, Supine row, Renegade Row Merkin, Rear delt flyes, RDL + Bent over Row, Circle curls

    Shoulders

    Single arm squat thruster R, Single arm squat thruster L, , Upright Row, Arnold press alternate press, lateral raises, hammer press, snatch to Merkin R, Snatch to Merkin L, 45 degree press, Alternating Iso press

    Chest/Triceps

    Tricep Press reverse grip, Skull crushers, Chest press twist, alternating hammer press, brick flyes, diamond press, brick Merkin, Alternating pec squeeze, diamond merkin
    overhead tri extensions

    Mosey to put the blocks/bricks back, head to the Wall for Australian Mountain Climbers AMRAP OYO. Mosey to the corner of E Gibson and N New Hampshire for LBC’s and Freddy Mercury’s x 10 IC. Mosey back to the flag for Hello Dolly, Leg lifts, Heels to Heaven, Leg Raises, and Rosalita’s x 10 IC.

    Announcements – Northshore Convergence April 9th at the Lakefront

    Maverick prayed us out with thoughts of taking our strength to others.

    Moleskin

    – YHC was worried about the time some exercises were combined, but we finished with 10 minutes left which worked out great.
    – Several compliments were given on the well thought out workout, but I had to tell the pax it was copied from a pre-made dumbbell workout and modified for coupons.
    – While doing the skullcrushers, comments were made about not letting the block slip or we’d all be giving Waterpik some business.
    – Moby was thankful YHC took the time to share the pain with others.
    – Einstein held strong with a sore shoulder and modified as necessary, but kept up the whole time.

    Thanks for putting up with my spreadsheet workout, always a pleasure to be with you guys.

    Akbar

  • The Merkin Trap, Episode 4: The Search for Plutonium – from Akbar

    Admiral Gail Akbar of the Mon Calamari returns to the Northshore Mothership once again, to fight another battle against Darth Fartsack and the Sad Clown Empire. His secret mission this trip is to investigate the galactical mystery of Plutonium, reportedly found in the NOLA area by some beast named Hawgcycle. The commander of the Rebel forces knew this human was clever and dangerous – using words like isotopes, casualties, retrospect, and defecate in past correspondence about this discovery. He was at this beatdown before, maybe he would return. Key reinforcements – Baby Yoda, Bushwacker, Pickaxe, Chainsaw, and Shooter were missing. But we had new blood to make up the difference – a burly man named Cathe, with medical-surgical powers specializing in catheters, and a visiting pirate from Cape Fear named Teach. We were pleased with our chances.

    The Admiral received this note before his journey:

    Before night falls on this long winter day,
    A shining sword must find its way
    Into your hands and out of the gloom—
    Or Admiral Akbar shall meet his doom.
    To begin your quest for the Sword of Light,
    Call for the help of another to get right.
    You can always depend on an F3 brother,
    As Iron Sharpens Iron, so one man sharpens another.

    PAX

    Waterpik, Dangerfield, Freon, Bubba, Moby Dick, Bean, Russo, Jose 10k, Barely Legal, Speedy, Grundy, Bird, Zoolander, Maverick, Akbar, Hammer, Junior Varsity, Cathe (FNG), Teach

    Conditions – 40ish, no wind, a little foggy

    Warm Up – Arm Circles (F/B), Self-Love, Imperial Walkers, Grass Grabbers

    Thang

    Mosey up and down the Lakefront stopping for 2 exercises in each set, one of which would always be Merkins. 12, 8, 5 IC or 24,16,10 OYO. Each set = 50 Merkins, and most were 50 of another exercise except for a couple done Copperhead style.

    1 – Flag SSH, Merkins
    2 – Rips Calf Raises, Wide Merkin
    3 – Parking stripes Lunge walk, 5 Merkins every 2nd stripe
    4 – Noah Wall Tempo Freak Nasties, Dirkin
    5 – Grass Circle Al Gore/Shoulder raise, Wide Merkin
    6 – Wall Copperhead Squats, Irkin
    7 – Grass Circle Scuba Steve, Stone Mountain
    8 – Grass Circle Al Gore/Shoulder raise, Merkin
    9 – Noah Wall Scuba Steve, Diamond Irkin
    10 – Rips Twinkle Toes, Prime Time Merkin
    11 – Flag Little Manny Crunches, Merkin

    Total 550 Merkins

    Mary – x10 IC

    Fire Hydrants, Leg Raises, Hello Dolly, LBC’s, Lay flat on your back for 1 minute, time called

    Count-o-rama, Name-o-rama. Welcome FNG Cathe! Pronounced Cathy

    Announcements

    – Run Cajun Run, log your mileage
    – Hammer, Grundy, Steve, and Tanked Up! have put together a team to support The
    Nehemiah Project. They will run 48 miles over 48 hours on March 18th at Fontainebleau
    State Park. Check Slack for more.
    – Bird has the Q next Saturday

    COT

    YHC prayed us out with thoughts of words like man, father, husband, brother, friend – all verbs – and to take action this week remembering to flex our heart muscle. Don’t forget tomorrow is Valentine’s Day

    Alas, the Admiral did not find Plutonium, or Hawcycle, or the Sword of Light. But what he did find was a group of men who sharpened each other – enjoying camaraderie, food, and a hot cup of coffee for their efforts. Sad, but undaunted, he shall return next year.

    Thanks for letting me lead, and for following.

    SYITG – Admiral Akbar

    NMM

    Of all days to be late, YHC misplaced the keys and had to hall butt to make it there just in time to start.

    Great to have Teach from F3 Cape Fear make the drive from Gulfport while working out of town for a while.

    Bird brought Ian, a FNG who we named Cathe, pronounced Cathy, he works in med devices sales with vascular catheters.

    YHC had to modify pretty quickly after the Dirkins in the 4th set – in which QIC almost face planted from exhaustion. The plan was to go all the way to the playground and work my way back, but time forced a modification. We still got in around 550 Merkins in an hour

    Grundy showed up late, half way through, and owes 250 Merkins.

    I’ve been reading a lot of Jack and Annie books with the kids, and the poem came from a Merlin Mystery novel. I have to admit, these books are great – historical fiction and mystery combined. Kids and adults alike will love them. Sometimes, the book titles become backblast titles.

    The Plutonium reference came from the master backblast writer himself, Hawcycle. Look back and read it, it’s good stuff.

    Coffeeteria was great, this time including more King Cake, breakfast bowls, and my 2.0’s showed up for sugar and hot chocolate.

  • 7-11 – from Akbar

    We know it, and love it. It has history, nostalgia, good memories of childhood or yesterday. We may have had our first illegal drink or magazine here. It’s been in epic movies like Heathers, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, and Clerks. But we didn’t go to 7-11 today, the 7’s and 11’s came to us. .

    Conditions:
    WU: 37, feels like 31, no wind thank the Lord

    Warm up:
    x10 IC SSH, Toe Touches, Wind Mills, Butt Kicks, High Knees, Arm Circles (F/B)

    Thang: 7-11
    7’s Pull ups, Merkins at the playground
    7’s Mosey to Lakefront stopping at intersections for Squat, Plank Jack

    11’s at the wall. Irkins, Freak nasty, high skip
    11’s at Rips: Calf Raises, Rocky Balboa’s on stairs

    7’s Mosey back via Noah’s Ark, stop at intersections for LBC/ Wife Pleasers.

    Mary LBC x 10 IC

    Count, Name, Hammer prayed us out.

    Announcements: Krazy Ivan Feb 8th. Run Cajun Run Feb 1st. Get your teams together.

    Nake Man Moleskin:
    Great conversation with Hammer as always. YHC was sore from last weeks beatdowns, so we took it easy today. The only man on the lakefront happened to walk by during wife pleasers – hope it made his day.

  • Ladders and Stars – from Akbar

    4 at the Marsh today for some ladders. An unusually quiet Bushwacker shuffled up to center court looking half asleep and frozen. Conditions were clear, cold, and delightful.

    Warm Up: SSH IC 20, Grass Grabbers, Self-Love, Imperial Walkers, Butt Kicks, Arm Circles F/B IC x10. 5 & 10 Merkins, 5 Air Squat Presses OYO

    Thang:
    Mosey the big block to the Lakefront for stargazing, then to the Wall, Rips, and back up Noah’s Ark. Climbing the ladder along the way from 5 reps to 25 reps in 5’s. Merkin/Air Squat Press to the Lakefront Wall. Irkins/LBC’s at the wall. Calf Raises/ Supermans at Rips.

    Descending Merkin/Air Squat Press in reps of 25, 20, 15, 10, 5 on the mosey up Noah’s Ark to the Marsh. Irkins IC x20 on the picnic tables.

    Mary: LBC IC x20, Leg Raises IC x10

    Announcements: Firefighter challenge Dec 11; Nightmare before Christmas Dec 12. Braveheart screening at Whackers 12/16 5:30

    COT: YHC prayed us with thoughts of Hope for the week.

    Thanks for letting me lead guys! Akbar

  • Slow Ride – from Akbar

    4 HIM at the Marsh today. Mumblechatter was all about Goose’s beatdown and the pain he brought to all. JV And YHC were sore from head to toe.

    Conditions: 67 and misty

    Warm Up: IW, Grass Grabbers, SSH, Butt Kicks, Self-Love x10

    Thang: Slow tempo with focus on form. A beatdown made for the king of form himself, Waterpik. 3 exercises: Block row, goblet squat, merkin.

    Block row and goblet squat at one end of the court, run to the other end perform 1 merkin. Perform 1 rep each, and add 1 each round. Rinse and repeat until time runs out. If form is compromised, stay at that number or decrease reps.

    Slow jams accompanied us to keep the pace.

    Metallica: Fade to Black
    Foghat: Slow Ride
    Twisted Sister: The Price
    Deep Purple: Perfect Strangers
    Puddle of Mudd: Blurry
    Ozzy Osbourne: Dairy of a Madman
    Dokken: Alone Again
    Fleetwood Mac: Tusk
    Pearl Jam: Black

    Mary: Leg raises, hello dolly, Little Manny Crunches x10

    COT: Jose prayed us out with thanks for the F3 brotherhood and how it changed his life physically and mentally.

    Announcements

    Turkey Trot Thanksgiving Day in Covington. 4-5 are hard commits. Sign up here if you want to join. https://solerssports.raceentry.com/races/san-antonio-food-bank-turkey-trot-/2021/register

    NMM
    Great to see Jose 10k out again with the school break. Waterpik came running in hot after being greeted by 2 dogs on his typical run to the AO. The dogs circled back around and hung out with us for a while, racking JV at one point. Rep counts were 17-20 before calling time. No clean up required this gloom, the playground was in good shape.

    Til next gloom, Akbar

  • Better late than never – from Akbar

    YHC woke up to a foggy gloom to start the week out right. Wondering what the neighbor was doing leaving so early for work, a glance at the clock read 5:35. Undeterred, YHC kept on going and arrived at 5:45 – just in time for Waterpik to come running up after his solo beatdown.

    We saw two other guys at the playground doing pull ups and merkins and went to introduce ourselves. Turns out one of them was Awol, who has joined us at the lakefront in the past. Invites were issued to both to join us again and we headed to center court for COT. Pik prayed us out with intentions for one of his patients, and an upcoming interview for myself. YHC went back into the gloom for a quick workout before heading home.

  • Something Borrowed – from Akbar

    3 PAX at the Marsh this morning, arriving to a near perfect 61 degrees. Mumblechatter before warm up was of course IronPax, and JV was telling his tales of Saturday.

    Mentioning his sister’s wedding happening this weekend, the tie in was perfect since YHC had already planned to borrow some ideas of a recent workout and modify it for the Marsh. We could have made the tradition work since Waterpik was wearing something blue and JV is new. But YHC is not old, and no one knows what a sixpence is.

    Warm Up: Walkout plank merkin hold x 10. (Standing position, bend at waist, touch the ground and walk out to plank, merkin, walk back up = 1)

    Mosey to the lakefront stopping for SSH, IW, Self-Love x10

    Lakefront Wall: Freak Nasty/ Bulgarian Split Squat L/R leg 12,8,5 IC

    Rips: wall sit + 50 air presses; 25 Calf raises OYO

    7’s at Rips stairs: T Merkins bottom, SMC top. JV guessed where this came from, one of Steve’s favorites.

    25 calf raises OYO

    Lakefront Wall: Freak Nasties | Copperhead Squats IC 12,8,5 IC

    Mosey back to the Marsh, stopping at the first 3 intersections for bear crawls and 5 Merkins. Jog to the Marsh for another round of Wall sit and 50 air presses

    Mosey to playground for 7’s: Pull ups and LBC’s

    Count, Name, and Pik prayed us out.

    Announcements: 7 Year Convergence October 16th at City Park/Mothership

    Thanks for letting me lead – Akbar

  • The Young and the Restless: IPC week 1.2 – from Akbar

    15 braved the Lakefront on a beautiful day for a beatdown, 1 in a stroller. No, it was not Bushwacker. The 2nd day of IPC week 1 was upon us, and the plan was to have 2 Q’s. Jose 10k took the 2nd Q with a plan for football, but with only 3 PAX not doing IPC, it was a bust. So – Jose10k and Barely Legal did it again. T Claps guys.

    After an elongated explanation and several questions, the playlist started and we got to work. Speedy and Tank were out of the gate hot with Hammer not far behind. Great work again guys, everyone finished. Here are the results from the score sheet – missing a few times.

    Speedy 26.24

    Tank 27.16

    Hammer 29.56

    Zoolander 30.0

    Steve 32.30

    Chainsaw 32.28

    Akbar 36.15

    Jose 10k 37:33

    Slider 38.15

    Enter your times here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdesBJtTGntJx9e2UfhmmcMyZ_UGEy6TtFk50Mz-W4DHHcN-w/viewform

    Bushwacker arrived at 0700 after his shift and Moby came strolling up in his convertible just in time for COT.

    And yes, Speedy beat Tanked UP! Impressive, a 17 year old and a 62 year old take the top 2 times. Tank may not be that restless – he went to cut a yard right after COT.

    YHC had trouble lifting the phone for a picture after this beatdown, great work by all.

    Jose10k prayed us out with thoughts and prayers, remembering 911.

    Coffeeteria at Book and the Bean.

  • IronPax week 1 – from Akbar

    8 strong this morning for Week 1. YHC proctored and DJ’d while 7 went to work. Cowbell dropped by after his run for some F2. Finishing times were:

    Bean 35.10
    BBQ 43 (modified)
    Jose 10k 43 (modified)
    Einstein 44.15
    Barely Legal, Moby Dick and Maverick were close to finishing but had to bolt early.

    YHC prayed us out with thoughts of safety and thanks for all those coming in to help in IDA recovery from out of state.

    Lakefront is 2nd IPAX of the week with separate Q for those already completed.

    SYITG – Akbar