F3 New Orleans

Tag: Ethanol

  • Soggy Shoes – from Rudy

    YHC warned the PAX that it was going to be a soggy shoe day. The overnight rain came through as expected, and sure enough – the grounds of Okwata were as soggy as I hoped. Much to my surprise, the Lakeview PAX made a strong showing. Perhaps rumors of the collective fear of water are overstated. 530, time to start with our disclaimer (and one last reminder to expect wet shoes) and mosey to get started.

    Warmup: after about a 15 yard mosey, warm up with Open the Gate (PAX were quite insistent on Close the Gate as well, which they earned after a 5 burpee “just be quiet” penalty). Some Grass Grabbers, Abe Vigodas, SSH and Imperial Walkers to get the blood moving.

    Thing 1: Across the soggy grounds to the Levee. Quadrophelia. Does an Okwata workout really count if you don’t do Quadrophelia? Discuss amongs yourselves.

    Thing 2: Mosey 10 yards along the top of the levee. From the way-back-machine, found reference to a Triple Nickel. Lets do it. 5 exercises. Each exercise is 3 sets of 5 reps. Start at the top of the levee – down one side for 1 set, back to the top for 2nd set, down the other side for 3rd set, back to the top to plank and wait. Sit Ups – PAX grumbling that more than their shoes were getting wet. Hand Release Merkins – yup, lets get the front side wet and dirty too. Jump Squats, Dr Ws and wrap up with Carolina Dry Docks.

    Thing 3: 4 groups at the House of Pain. Bear Crawl up the levee, 3 burpees, bear crawl back down (timer). Pull Ups, Sit Ups, Hand Release Merkins. Got through 2 cycles. If there was any remaining doubt about shoes – the 6 inch puddle under the pull up bars solved that problem.

    Thing 4: Across the street to the planters for a few rounds of RLSU, LLSU, Dips, Box Jumps

    COT: Cracklin’, we’ve got your back through prayer and action. QSource on Language, which gave YHC a chance to talk about one of my NY Resolutions: to better watch my own language – not only remove cursing, but also enhance the quality of my language. Speak intentionally, reflect not only the person I am but the person I hope to be.

    Thanks for the chance to lead – and trust me, the shoes should be dry by Okwata next week.

  • Napoleon fueled by Ethanol – from Fracsac

    13 Pax showed up, with 7 headed to stretch and 6 taking advantage of the track. Regardless of sprinting, walking or stretching, showing up is what is important!

    Ethanol and Napoleon from Birmingham joined YHC and Mayhem for sprint ladders, RevSox and Tenderloin walked, and the rest of the Pax stretched with Scantron.

    COT

    SYITG

  • Happy birthday ShortBus – RESPECT! – from Hokie

    We were fortunate when Ethanol called several weeks ago to let us know he would be down range and would step up to Q

    As 0450 approached, we were descended upon by a Lakeview car of @Kuch and an FNG, Adam Vondonavich

    Shortly thereafter my eyes I thought were deceiving me as the next car approaching looked like the driver was none other than Tanner!

    As it turns out Tanner, Kuch and our FNG all came to pay respect to the birthday boy, ShortBus, who allegedly consumer golden beverages at Germain delight.

    Warmup
    10 low slow tempo squats
    10 low slow tempo merkins
    Motivator 10-1

    Main event in the cubbies
    Curb craw 11-0
    11 incline merkins
    Bear crawl across to corresponding cubby
    10 Derkins
    Crawl bear back 9 merkins
    And on through down the ladder

    Couple “laps” of the OG race track
    Sprint the straight around the square walk the end 2 laps

    Mosey to parking lot
    5 Yak kicks on the wall to 5 second hold on 5th
    5 more and 10 second hold
    5 more and 15 second hold
    5 more and 20 second hold

    Merkin/dirty hookup webb 1/1-10/10

    Mosey to levee “theater”
    Run up stair by the river, lunge walk across the side walk and back, Bernie down the stairs, with 10 monkey humpers at the bottom . 8..6..4..2..0

    Back to the Beast Flag
    Mary
    Captain Thor
    big boy / American hammers 1/2-10/20

    COT
    Take care of you neighbors but that’s not only just the people on your street.

  • Ethanol burned our shoulders and got in 100 burpees – from Hokie

    Ethanol reached out several weeks ago to let us know he was posting down range and loves to Q

    Warm up at meeting spot
    Windmill x10
    Frankenstein x10

    Main event – mosey to parking lot
    Thunderstruck SSH/burpees
    Indian merkin line

    Mosey to shelter
    Dip/ incline merkin 50/40/30/20/10
    With v ups/iron cross/Freddie Mercury in between each set

    Mosey to parking lot
    Parking lot burpee suicide 1-11

    Mosey to flag
    99 burpees is not 100 so

    1 burpee & COT

    Ethanol closed us out reminding us to be humble

  • Can we do 1 round of BLIMPS for 45 min? – from Mambi

    YHC signed up on the Q sheet weeks prior to the actual Q. The night before, YHC looked at the weather forecast and noticed it just might be the coldest day of the year as well as wet. On top of that YHC was notified that we will have 2 PAX joining down range. Ethanol and Sgt. Crack from F3 East Alabama. Knowing the boys from Alabama was joining YHC knew he had to pull out a beat down they would remember. So before hitting the rack for the night, YHC create list of exercise for the beat down.
    At 5:30 am YHC did the disclaimer and instructed PAX to grab a rock at the rock pile then head to the parking lot.
    Once at the parking lot, circled up for warmups 10 minutes of your typical warmup exercises. Ended with a long over extended arm exercise. Just had to do it.
    YHC gave the description for THANG, with a few PAX confused on the concept, so a further explanation was needed. PAX had a better understanding, so we go it on.
    YHC pulled this right from the F3 Nation’s Exicon
    Hindenburg BLIMPS.
    Modified version of BLIMPS. Done on a field (we did it in the Parking lot). Perform exercise at corner #1, sprint to corner #2, perform exercise. Sprint to corner #3 perform exercise. Then to corner #4, exercise and then back to corner #1. Plank it up until all have finished. That’s one round. Round 1 – 10 Burpees; Round 2 – 20 Lunges; Round 3 – 30 Imperial Walkers; Round 4- 40 Merkins; Modifications: Round 5 – 50 Plank (we did plank Jacks at corner #1 and corner #2, and 50 Squats at corner #3 and corner #4.
    YHC looked at the timer and it took the entire 35 minutes to complete the Hindenburg BLIMPS. If you are looking for something to do for your next Q, try this. The rest of the PAX will love you for it.
    With time expiring we gather our rocks and drop them off at the rock pile and return to the flag for COT.
    Announcements and Pray.

  • Mardi Gras Mambo – from Hokie

    On Monday I posted in slack stating no one had signed up to Q and I was willing to do so if no one else wanted it.

    As I awakened this AM and saw 41° on my weather app, I regretted my Monday Slack post but knew I had to get up and attend the Best Bank.

    Upon my arrival I saw the Mardi Gras lights, checked F3 NOLA to see no one volunteered to Q and therefore posted a pic at 0445 inviting folks to come join me for a little Mardi Gras Mambo

    Warm ups

    SSH x 20
    Slooow Abe Vigoda x 5
    Grass Grabbers x 10
    Imperial Walkers x 15

    The Thang – Mardi Gras Mambo

    We started on the River Shack corner

    Each round would start with a 10 burpee buy in and then we would do an exercise in a prescribed number of reps starting at the River Shack Corner and continuing Counter Clockwise to the four Corners of The OG Race Track

    Round 1 was 5 burpees at each of the 4 corners then run to the River Shack and then circle the six

    10 burpee buy in before starting each of the remaining rounds and always circle the six so we would start each round together.

    2. 10 HR Merkins
    3. 15 Star Toe Taps
    4. 20 SSH
    5. 25 low slow squats
    6. 30 shoulder Taps
    7. 35 LBC’s

    We closed with 10 burpee cash out or 100 burpees MABA

    THANK YOU for allowing me to lead!

  • Glorious Return to WPM – from Fracsac

    26 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to The Legendary Wolf Pack Mountain to see what YHC had on the beat down menu. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Mosey over to the Rosy Palm Court and circle up for a warmup:

    IW IC x 15
    Abe Vigodas x 10
    Grass Grabbers x 10
    Bat wings AC, SC, OH, MNC (dancing encouraged)
    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10

    Count off and pax instructed to remember their number. Then count 1,2,1,2….

    Mosey to the mountain…

    Two columns, hence the 1 and 2 count. Run to the top of the mountain with last pax sprinting to front all the way up.

    Once on top, take the stairs back down to level 4.

    Burpee broad jump the short side of level 4, then bear crawl the long way.

    Head back up the mountain, with quadraphilia on the inclines and sprints on the straight aways, all OYO.

    Circle up on the top for a mental test. The Q has the pax recall their number, then combines the numbers in some fashion for SSH. The instructions are clear: execute SSH IC up to the first number followed by SSH in silence and completing together, with the Q being the cadence to follow. Failure to follow instructions results in a penalty.
    Spoiler alert: there were penalties.
    Penalty 1 – Heisenberg Seal burpees x 10 (burpee with 2 Merkins)
    Penalty 2 – Heisenberg Seal burpees x 15
    Penalty 3 – Sprint to far wall and back and do 10 burpees.
    The 4th time the Pax got it, sort of.
    Time for one set of Tin Snips IC x 20.

    Return to the flag for COT

    NMM

    – YHC hasn’t done WPM in a while, and wow! What a rockin’ AO!
    – The uptown crowd was surprisingly quiet today, minimal Mumblechatter going on.
    – There’s a rumor going around about doing burpees even if the pax were in perfect sync. I cannot confirm nor deny this rumor, except to encourage the pax to continue to reach for perfection.
    – Coffeteria was awesome and well attended.
    – Thanks for allowing me to be part of such an incredible group of men, and for gifting me the opportunity to lead.

    SYITG

  • The DJ at El Diablo IPC

    Week 0 of the IPC continues with a demand for pain at the El Diablo AO. YHC brought the shovel flag, and Mahatma brought the DJ set up.

    Warmup

    • SSH IC x 31
    • GG IC x 10
    • IW IC x 15
    • Bat wings – AC, Chinooks, OH Claps, Seal Claps, Moroccan night club

    IPC Week 0 – OYO for time

    • Squats – 50
    • Big Boi Situps – 40
    • Merkins – 30
    • Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) – 20
    • Burpees – 10
    • Run 400M
    • Rinse and Repeat x 4

    Once all Pax completed, fisnish with some Mary

    • Flutter Kicks IC x 20
    • Tin Snips IC x 15
    • Freddie Mercuries IC x 20
    • Crunchy Frog IC x 10

    COT – Count Off, etc, ended with prayer to Sky Q

    NMM

    The official IPC AO at Pontiff will be Fridays at the Uptowner. I think Hand-Grenada will Q Friday since he got robbed today.

    YHC was a minute slower than Monday coming in at 30:15. Ethanol killed it with a 20:25.

    SYITG

  • In Honor of a Legend

    In Honor of a Legend

    YHC arrived hoping no one else would arrive, so he could skip working out in the cold. As it turns out, 39 degrees and no wind are ideal weather conditions for F3. It’s too bad only 5 were out at Popeyes for this gloomy yet beautiful morning, but those five received a quality beatdown to start their day. The Freedom Hammer also enjoyed another good southshore workout.

    Warm-Up

    SSH – 27 (Derek Jeter played for the Yankees’ 27th World Championship Team)

    Imperial Walkers – 26 (Derek Jeter played for the Evil Empire’s 26th World Championship Team)

    Peter Parkers – 25 (Derek Jeter played for the New York Yankees’ 25th World Championship Team)

    Seal Jacks – 24 (Derek Jeter played for the Yankees’ 24th World Championship Team)

    Mountain Climbers – 23

    (Derek Jeter played for the Yankees’ 23rd World Championship Team)

    Elevens

    YHC planned to run elevens at the standard Popeyes location, alas it was chained off still due to the Christmas displays (come on Jefferson Parish Parks Dept!). Quick audible – elevens begin now at the nearest park benches with 1 decline merkin and run around to the far wall for 10 incline merkins. Add and subtract one rep each round, so the pax always hits 11 reps each round.

    Conquer the Hills

    Derek Jeter is the only player in MLB history with 3,000 hits, 250 home runs, 350 stolen bases, and 1,300 RBIs. In honor of the Captain, the pax will climb all the hills at the Popeyes and celebrate with burpees on the top.

    Run to the top of each hill and do 1 burpee on first hill, 2 burpees on second…and 10 lunge steps between each hill. There are 7 hills surrounding the concert stage.

    Global Warming

    It’s cold so circle up for some global warming. Hold Al Gore and the first pax member drops for 6 Catalina Wine Mixers, second pax member drops for his six once the first is done with 3. Two trips around the circle completes our global warming

    Mary

    LBCs – 20

    Wife Pleasers – 20

    Monkey Humpers – 15

    Hello Dolly – 20

    Penguins – 20

    Flutter kicks – 20

    Closing Time

    Count-off, Name-O-Rama, and the naming of our FNG. We welcomed Sam this morning to our F3 brotherhood and named our good Catholic brother Martin Luther. Prayers for SOGOs healing and for all of us to use our endurance and strength for the glory of God. -RevSox