Let’s get right to it. Warmarama SSH Windmills Arm circles Self love Mountain climbers William Mays Hayes Jr, Esquire (slow Willie Mays Hayes, unknowingly developed by Safety Valve 24 hours earlier) At this point in our warmarama, a figure quietly (as if on hybrid power) appears out of the gloom. …
You wake up on your couch, heart pounding as you brush off the Panera crust of last nights dinner. You turn off the 10th Dr Phil rerun and make a mental note to cool it on the charger lemonades. That familiar ill feeling falls over you as you realize you …
Opener: Fun fact: the average weight of a “standard” brick is 4.40lbs. Funner fact: the average weight of a brick from YHC’s house is 5.25lbs. Talk about standards… Intro: YHC was frozen upon the late realization that his original vision for a Tuesday Tuff beatdown wouldn’t work; mother goose doled …
YHC was freshly returned from the massive F3 kingdom to the West known as Houston having been exposed to a fresh, new idea for a “fun” game perfect for the open Q slot at the Peltch on Saturday. The best part was that YHC had time on the flight home …
“I’ve seen this disease process before” YHC sighed as he looked through the window at the man across his street. He was shooting free throw after free throw in his driveway , darting to get rebounds and boxing out his young children. They never stood a chance. Had he left …
YHC feels a change is on the horizon and thought he would cash in on a long overdue Q session. As I arrived 5 minutes early for a change, Enron had beat me to the starting area due to what I’d assume a bad night sleep. The rest of the …
7 HIMs met in the gloom expecting to learn something from the professor this morning. Most looked a bit bewildered, and perhaps regretful for getting out for bed to experience a double valve feature this week. With YJ put on injured reserve, YHC decided he would offer his services to …
4/11/24 Den of Pain Maneater Jackknife Honeysuckle AB GOOSE POPE YJ ENRON LIL CUZ Warmarama SSH Windmills Imperial walkers Arm circles Mountain climbers The Pax grabbed a block and party mode BAPS and Indian rucked with last man doing 3 thrusters to the Den of pain. Due to YHC’s inability …
The morning was blustery. YHC was a bit late, and too tired to care that his cardboard boxes were about to blow away. Luckily Enron arrived early, surveyed the situation, and was able to uproot some tree stumps to keep YHC’s props from blowing away. Warmarama (that did not start …
During two previous Goose masterminded Holy Thursday beatdowns the pax explored themes of shared suffering and the seemingly chaotic nature of events leading up to Christ Passion. (See F3 Archives for these fine works of Goose et al: 2023’s “ You Don’t Got This Bro” 2022’s “ Holy Thursday : …
