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Tag: Door Dash

  • Glorious Return to the Mothership

    Glorious Return to the Mothership

    YHC was out of town, far from town actually. While working 200 miles out in the Gulf of Mexico on a boat that was running from hurricanes, Catfish stepped up and took YHC’s scheduled Q. Upon reading his backblast, YHC felt motivated to bring something different and challenging. Spoiler alert, it included burpees.

    5 shovel flags marked the spot where 19 Pax posted for a solid beat down. Disclaimer was given amidst mumble chatter emitting from the Pax.

    Mosey to the parking lot toward Marconi, past the putt putt place for a warmup. All IC:

    • SSH x 31
    • Hillbilly’s x 20
    • Abe Vigodas x 10
    • GG x 10
    • Bat wings
      • FWD AC x 20, Seal Claps x 20, BWD AC x 20, OVH Claps x 20, Moroccan Night Club x 31

    10 Burpees OYO

    Mosey to the tool wall

    • Calf Raises IC x 30
    • Monkey Humpers IC x 30

    10 Burpees OYO

    Mosey to the nearby baseball diamond for the next evolution known as Sugar Cookies:

    The goal here was to get the Pax wet, then dirty. Mission accomplished…

    • Superman while kicking feet (AKA Aquaman) IC x 10 completed on the wet grass,
    • Run to the red dirt baseball diamond, complete 10 hand release merkins OYO, followed by 10 Big Boi Situps
    • Run back to the grass and plank and wait for the six.
    • Rinse and Repeat x 3

    10 Burpees OYO

    Mosey to the football field next to the practice track. Here was where YHC ran into the first obstacle of the day. The field was closed and locked. Jumping the fence would not have been a good idea, so change of plans. Mosey to the inner field of the practice field. Quickly set up 10 yard increments using trash, branches, and hurdles. It worked…

    From the Exicon: 1st and 10

    • Start at 10 yard line. Complete 10 merkins and 1 Burpee. Sprint 90 yards, and mosey back to the 20 yard line. Complete 9 merkins and 2 Burpees (always 11). Sprint 80 yards and mosey back to the 30 yard line. Continue until reaching 1 merkin and 10 burpees.

    Line up at approximately the 10 yard line in the tall wet grass for Never Surrender (AKA Genuflect):

    • Hands behind head, elbows out. Down on right knee, then both knees, then stand up. Complete IC x 10
    • Rinse and Repeat with Left leg first IC x 10

    Mosey to the open area of the practice track for some Mary:

    • Dying Cockroach IC x 30
    • Freddie Mercury IC x 10

    Mosey back to the Shovel Flags

    COT with count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions and closed with a prayer to the Sky Q.

    NMM

    • YHC was gone for 26 days, and was blessed to have the Pax for support while gone.
    • The warmup was interesting, we had a ball (wiffle ball size) being kicked among the Pax during the evolution. Some kicked better than others…..
    • Jumping over the fence was never really an option. It was a thought, but not an option. Just another example of being prepared to expect the unexpected.
    • The Sugar Cookies were a huge hit…….the grass was prime with morning dew.
    • Thanks to Belloq for taking the second Never Surrender, and for Triple Shift and Thumb War for helping with Mary. YHC started losing his voice…
    • Gabrielle hosted a mini work party to clean up the area around Cafe Du Monde. The Pax performed exceptionally well, but what else would one expect?
    • Coffeteria was enjoyed by many at Cafe Navarre.

    Thanks for allowing me to be part of such a great organization.

    SYITG

  • 7 Stars and a Flag with a View

    YHC arrived to the view, planted a shovel flag, and watched as eager Pax arrived in the gloom. At 0530, a disclaimer was given, followed by a short mosey across the bike path.

    Warmup

    • SSH IC x 31
    • GG IC x 10
    • Hillbillies IC x 20
    • Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    • AC IC x 20 (fwd and back)
    • Imperial Squat Walkers IC x 10

    Shock and Awe

    • SSH IC x 5 – 10 Burpees OYO
    • SSH IC x 5 – 9 Burpees OYO
    • SSH IC x 5 – 8 Burpees OYO
    • You get the idea….
    • SSH IC x 5 – 2 Burpees OYO
    • SSH IC x 5 – 10 (never 1) Burpees OYO

    Triple Nickle

    • At the base of the levee – Squats x 5 – Bear Crawl up levee
    • At top of levee – Bobby Hurley x 5 – Run down other side
    • At base of levee – Squats x 5 – Bear Crawl up levee
    • At top of levee – Bobby Hurley x 5 – Run down to starting point
    • That was one evolution – Rinse and Repeat x 5

    Ring of Fire

    • Hold Al Gore, each Pax does 10 Jungle Boi Squats 2 Spoonz style (count to 5 then next pax starts) – Pass around x 3
    • Hold Plank Position, each Pax does 10 merkins – Pass around x 3
    • Continually do Monkey Humpers, each Pax does 10 squats – Pass around x 3

    Final Push

    • Flutter Kicks IC x 20
    • Sudden Change – 10 Burpees OYO
    • Pax choice of exercise – call the exercise and the cadence, included Penguins, Hip Flexors, Reverse Crunches, and Tin Snips
    • Ended with Catalina Wine Mixers x 10

    COT with Announcements, Intentions, Prayer to Sky Q

    NMM

    • Glad to see Thumb War make it out to the View
    • The Shock and Awe drill never gets old – there’s always at least one Pax that thinks we’re going to do 1 Burpee, but we never do!
    • So, the Triple Nickle routine was probably not named quite right. Probably should have called it the Quintuple Nickle……
    • The Burpee is the perfect exercise, and YHC is trying to get back to where they are a little easier to do, but it is a struggle!
    • Coffeteria enjoyed by Pax from both the View and the Uptowner at PJ’s!

    SYITG

  • Non-Stop

    Conditions – Humid and Partly Cloudy, 79 degrees, Feels like 82.  Humidity 91%, Wind 3mph from SW

    The Thang – Every Minute On the Minute for the entire workout.  Do the number of exercises on your own and rest for the rest of the minute.  60 sets. 

    Warm-Up

    1. Mosey to the warm-up Cone (80 yards)
    2. SSH x 60
    3. Imperial Walker (2 is 1) x 25
    4. Windmills (2 is 1) x 15
    5. Peter Parker (2 is 1) x 25 – stay in plank when finished
    6. Mountain Climbers (2 is 1) x 25 – stay in plank when finished
    7. Parker Peter (2 is 1) x 25 – recover to your feet
    8. Merkins x 30
    9. Squats x 60
    10. Wide Merkins x 40
    11. Monkey Humpers x 40
    12. Mosey back to the flag (80 yards)

    Levee Work – Quadraphilia = running down and back up always facing south; Crawl Bear = Jog down the levee and crawl bear to the top

    1. Quadraphilia x 3
    2. Quadraphilia x 2 (3 if you can)
    3. Quadraphilia x 2 (3 if you can)
    4. Quadraphilia x 2 (3 if you can)
    5. LBCs x 50
    6. Crawl Bear x 1
    7. Crawl Bear x 1
    8. Crawl Bear x 1
    9. Crawl Bear x 1
    10. LBCs x 50
    11. Mosey to the Cardio Cone (50 yards)

    Death By Burpees – If you get caught switch to merkins and do twice the number

    1. 8 Burpees
    2. 9 Burpees
    3. 10 Burpees
    4. 11 Burpees
    5. 12 Burpees
    6. 13 Burpees
    7. 14 Burpees
    8. 30 Merkins (we all got caught at 14)
    9. Mosey to the Rocks and plank the rest of the minute (40 yards)
    10. Plank

    Rock Work

    1. Pick out a rock and carry it back to the circle
    2. Presses x 25
    3. Curls x 30
    4. Squats x 25
    5. Curls x 30
    6. Squat Presses x 20
    7. Carry your rock back and throw it on the pile
    8. Mosey back to the cardio cone (40 yards)

    Nickels and Dimes

    1. 10 Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) + 5 squats
    2. 10 Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) + 5 squats
    3. 10 Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) + 5 squats
    4. 10 Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) + 5 squats
    5. 10 Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) + 5 squats
    6. Mosey to the flag (40 yards)

    Quadraphilia

    1. LBCs x 50
    2. Quadraphilia x 1
    3. Quadraphilia x 2
    4. Quadraphilia x 2
    5. Quadraphilia x 2
    6. LBCs x 50
    7. Mosey to the Wall (40 yards)

    Wall Work

    1. Plank
    2. Feet half way up wall – Shoulder Taps (2 is 1) x 15
    3. Feet all the way up wall – Hip Slappers (2 is 1) x 10
    4. Feet half way up wall – Shoulder Taps (2 is 1) x 15

    The End

    1. Mosey back to the Flag (40 yards)
    2. Dying Cockroach x 30

  • Stars of the View

    4 pax started their day off living right by posting at The View where a round robin Q took place. YHC led the warmup with SSH, Hillbillies and Bat Wings.

    Papa Smurf took the Pax to the benches for Stations.

    • Station 1- step ups AMRAP
    • Station 2 – Incline merkins AMRAP
    • Station 3 – Crunchy Frog on bench AMRAP
    • Station 4 – Burpees x 20 – Timer
    • Rinse and Repeat

    Door Dash brought the Ring of Fire.

    • Hold Al Gore with each pax doing jump squats x 10 going around twice
    • Hold plank position with each pax doing dive bombers x 10 going around twice.

    YHC closed it out with Mental Fortitude:

    • SSH IC x 7 followed by 6 in silence – all pax must stop together or face penalty. Repeat x 3 with different numbers.
    • Penalty 1 – Burpees x 10
    • Penalty 2 – Merkins x 20
    • Penalty 3 – Burpees x 10

    End with COT

    NMM

    During the ring of fire Papa Smurf asked about the SSH penalty thing, so YHC introduced it. Door Dash seemed to enjoy the penalties!

    Papa Smurf threw the 20 burpees out there for stations, then said only do 10 in the second round. However, he still did 20, which pushed each pax to follow suit!

    Papa Smurf mentioned he knew a couple that rode out Hurricane Laura in Lake Charles in a closet, but they were old, like 35 or 40…..😂

    T- Claps to the Pax for pushing through together! Well done!

    SYITG

  • New Blood @ da View

    Our PAX honored with 4 new HIMs, some new to f3, one is an alum (Woodstock). Thanks to our raving fans Door Dash and Papa Smurf for reaching out to this crew. They are already a PAX to themselves lead by WingNut. We hope to see more of these guys.

    Warmup – Bat wings @ 10 a piece on a 4 count, Hill Billies @ 15, Abe Vigodas @ 20 , Grass Grabbers @ 20

    Start with some fun – @revsox showed us this game last week, you setup a target unknown to the PAX, then divied into two teams and kick baseballs one at a time around till you find the target and get your team’s ball into that target. We took this over the levee and back and down the bike path. It was fun and a good team game.

    Now the beatdown – 11’s across the Bay of Pigs. Squats-Merkins, on last leg , 20 Rocky Balboas, every 2 squares.

    End with COT, prayer.

  • OverJoyed at The View

    YHC arrived at The Joy AO, the coupon component of The View, and found 4 other Pax eagerly awaiting what their Q had planned. With the clock indicating 0530, a brief disclaimer was given, and each Pax was instructed to grab a coupon and head over the levee.

    Warmup

    • SSH IC x 31
    • IW IC x 15
    • Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    • Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    • AC IC x 20 – fwd and back

    COP #1 with Coupons

    • Curls IC x 10
    • Rows IC x 10
    • Triceps IC x 10
    • Manmakers OYO x 10
    • Rinse and Repeat

    Indian Run along the levee, then mosey back to the steep part

    COP #2 at The Levee

    • Burp Back Mountain – Partner up – 100 Burpees Cumulative
    • Pax 1 Quadraphilia up the levee x 3 – Pax 2 does Burpess – Flapjack until reaching 100 Burpees

    COP #3 with Coupons

    • Ring of Fire #1
      • Hold Al Gore position with a coupon. Send 10 x Curls around, next pax starting at 5 – go around twice
    • Ring of Fire #2
      • Hold Plank Position. Send alternating ‘mericans on the coupon around the circle (2 is 1), next pax starting at 5 – go around twice.

    COP #4 with Coupons

    • Curls IC x 10
    • Rows IC x 10
    • Triceps IC x 10
    • Manmakers OYO x 10
    • Rinse and Repeat

    COP #5 – Mary

    • Flutter Kicks IC x 20
    • LBC’s IC x 30
    • Dying Cockroach IC x 20
    • Tin Snips IC x 20
    • Freddie Mercury IC x 20

    COT – Count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, closed with a prayer to the Sky Q

    NMM

    The cinder block coupons staged at the AO are great. YHC wasn’t going to add the coupons, but glad the sudden change was made. Besides, the pax were overJoyed when YHC called out to grab one.

    Door Dash hates running, but the guy is a beast when it comes to burpees and manmakers.

    The decision to quadraphilia up the steep side of the levee was instantly regretted….it was awesome!

    YHC has Q’d 3 out of the last 4 days. I think I’m officially back, not back to where I was, but back nonetheless……it’s a work in progress.

    The Joy on Mondays at the View is officially an Iron Pax Challenge location during September.

    Thanks to all for the support and prayers over the last several months. You guys are awesome, and I’m blessed to be a part of F3.

    SYITG

  • 7 Men of The Renaissance

    7 Men of The Renaissance

    Even at 0630 the heat and the humidity were present, but 7 men committed to give it their all and push through it. A brief disclaimer was given, followed by a short mosey to the NOMA steps for a warmup:

    • SSH IC x 31
    • IW IC x 15
    • Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    • GG IC x 10
    • Bat wings – AC fwd and back, OH Clap, Seal Clap, Moroccan Night Club

    Start off with Ascending ‘mericans on the steps of NOMA. Start with 1 at the bottom and increase to 8 at the top.

    Mosey to some cones set up about 30 yards apart in the grass. Here’s what happened:

    • Bear Crawl IC to midway, followed by 10 ‘mericans, then bear crawl to the end IC followed 10 more ‘mericans
    • Lunge Walk IC/monkey humpers IC on the way back
    • 11’s OYO, with Burpees on one side, run between, Bonnie Blairs on the other end (2 is 1 on BB’s)

    Circle up for Embrace The Suck:

    • 7 SSH’s, 7 ‘mericans, 7 Bobby Hurleys continuously OYO for 3 minutes
    • 1 minute rest
    • 3 more minutes of The Suck

    Mosey behind NOMA for Sunday Mornings

    • 10 air presses in Peoples Chair, 5 Donkey Kicks, followed by 1 BTTW Shoulder Press (That’s 1) x 5
    • Finish with Rocky Balboas IC x 15

    Mosey back to the 3 Shovel Flags for COT

    NMM

    This was Door Dash’s first visit to The Renaissance, he’s a solid The View guy. Glad to see him make it out.

    Iron Pax Challenge is coming up in September, so sign up and help NOLA show The Nation how awesome we are.

    Both of my recent Q’s (Friday and Sunday) The Suck has made an appearance. If you need to work on increasing one’s endurance, this is the one to bring! That Bat Wing thing came back too, it’s great to prep the arms for a work out.

    What a great way to start the week, followed by our regular awesome coffeteria!

    SYITG

  • Keeping up with the Joneses

    There was a spectacular lightening show being delivered from north of the lake that YHC enjoyed on the bike ride to the AO. A clear sky south of the lake welcomed 6 Pax to the AO known as The View, but can you guess which chatting icon is attached to Fridays? (Hint: There was a Shooting Star that graced the sky during the warm up) I’ll just leave that there…..

    0530, time for the disclaimer, then a short mosey for the warm up:

    • SSH IC x 31
    • Grass Grabber IC x 15
    • Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    • Bat Wings IC
      • Fwd AC, Bwd AC, OH Clap, Seal Clap, Moroccan Night Club
    • Hillbillies IC x 15

    Mosey to the levee for the first set of pain. Starting at bike path, bear crawl IC toward levee, going up and over with ‘mericans called out by the Q. That looked a little something like this:

    • Bearl crawl IC followed by 10 ‘mericans on flat ground
    • Bear crawl up levee IC, stopping midway for Incline x 10
    • Bear crawl IC to top of levee, regular x 10
    • Bear crawl down levee other side stopping midway for Decline x 10
    • Bear crawl to base of levee for regularx x 10
    • Repeat on return trip over levee

    YHC set up some cones about 30 yards apart for second set of pain.

    Lunge walk/Monkey Humpers

    • Lunge walk IC to midway followed by Monkey Humpers IC x 10
    • Lunge walk IC to other end followed by Monkey Humpers IC x 10
    • Repeat on return trip to starting point

    Repeat with Peter Parker crawl/Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10

    Burpee Broad Jump to one end and back.

    For the third set of pain, YHC did a ring of fire:

    • Hold the Al Gore while sending jump squat around the ring x 10 (next Pax starts at 5). Send around twice.
    • Repeat in plank position with ‘mericans.

    For the fourth set of Pain, The Suck…Embrace it! 3 minutes of the following continuously:

    • SSH x 7
    • ‘mericans x 7
    • Bobby Hurley’s x 7

    One minute recovery, followed by another 3 minutes.

    Finish off with

    • LBC’s IC x 30
    • Big Boi Sit Ups (WW2) IC x 10
    • Crunchy Frog IC x 10

    COT to close it out at 0615.

    NMM

    YHC planned this beat down with a low impact (no running ) theme in mind. Not to brag, but this was a real smokefest. Ok, I’m pretty proud of it.

    YHC doesn’t do many original things, but after reading “Freed to Lead” I found out that there’s nothing wrong with that. F3 is known for taking other ideas and building upon them. But I have to give credit where credit is due. Hawg has made the Bat Wings a regular thing, but the first time I saw it was when Kimchi brought it some time ago. I’m pretty guilty of dropping my arms during the evolution when War Eagle and Hawg bring it, but I didn’t when I Q’d it. There’s just something inspirational about delivering pain to others.

    The bear crawl and ‘mericans up and down the levee was about as original as it gets for me. But I’m sure it’s been done before.

    I like to set up cones, it makes life easier.

    The Suck is something I remember Tool delivered. After 6 minutes of that, the Pax is pretty smoked. That’s a great one to keep in your back pocket.

    I was saving some Shock and Awe, among other things, for the Mothership, but I found out Jingle Vader had signed up too, and he really wanted it. The issues with the Q sheet aren’t that big of a deal. Catfish made sure a Q is lined up, and that’s all that really matters. I have no doubt a serious beat down will be delivered by JV. I’ll save mine for another day.

    Thanks for allowing me to be a part of F3.

    SYITG