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  • Wolf-Brick Mountain

    It had been 365 days since YHC’s last Q at WPM.  I rang in my 50th with a Q at WPM, and today I would end my 50th with a bookend Q at WPM.  In between, I’ve been a stranger to the Friday morning beatdowns.  So YHC was greeted by lots of puzzled looks from the gathering PAX in the morning Gloom.  Who is this stranger?  He’s from The World? And he’s Q’ing?  What’s going on here???

    YHC started the disclaimer a minute early in order to get the party started.  He had a surprise waiting for the PAX, and needed to get everyone organized.  So stroll over to the car, pop open the trunk to reveal….  Bricks. Everyone grab 2.  What a stroke of luck: Trunk had 40 bricks, and there were 20 PAX.

    Mosey across the Avenue and circle up on the Tulane Lawn.

    But wait – 2 more PAX!!  YHC had spare bricks in the backseat – so he yelled across the Avenue “THE KEY IS ON THE BACK LEFT WHEEL.”  Yankee managed to find the key and the bricks for the latecomers – while the rest of the PAX politely reminded the YHC that we aren’t in Metry no more, and maybe yelling the location of the car key isn’t the best idea….

    But I digress.

    Warm Up

    Brickpees OYO x10.  Sigh.  YHC needed to explain to the Uptowners that a “Brickpee” was a Burpee with Bricks.

    Arm Circles, Both ways X10:  Not normally a fan of the Sun Gods, YHC definitely included them with the Bricks.

    SSH x40: Meant to go to x50 but accidentally ended at 40.  Oh well.

    Plank Position:

    • Peter Parker x20
    • Floyd Mayweather x20
    • Parker Peter x20
    • Newtons Cradle x10

    Mosey to the Mountain

    Indian Run to the top.  With your bricks.  Go.

    The Thang

    At the top of WPM, partner up for Dora 1-2-3

    • 100 Brick X-Fit Merkins.  Thanks Mariah for showing us that it was, in fact, plausible
    • 200 Dying Cockroaches (tough your toe with your bricks)
    • 300 Goblet Squats (with your bricks)

    PAX 1 exercises, PAX 2 runs down the ramp then back up.  Flapjack.

    In the interest of time, YHC modified the counts to 100-150-200

    Rest Time

    Find some wall space to take a seat for People’s Chair

    • Wonderbra (with bricks) x20 (Up/Down/Out/In)

    Shake out the legs.  Rinse and Repeat.  Throw in some Brick Curls just because.

    Mosey down the stairwell to the Loyola Lawn (nicest turf in town, according to El Wire)

    PAX Choice

    Running short of time, YHC decided to let the PAX choose the finishing exercise.  By a slight majority, Option A won: Jack Webbs.  (Option B was Bear Crawl/Tunnel of Love, with Bricks).

    • 1:2 Merkin/Brick Press
    • 2:4 …
    • 3:6 …
    • ….

    Go as far as you can.  YHC called it at 6:13, leaving PAX time to return bricks to the trunk and circle up at the Flag

    COT

    Count-off (22 PAX), Name-o-Rama.

    Announcements: “Read Your Email” says Yankee.  God Bless to Pony Boy as he’s off to Atlanta.  Thanks for working out with us, take your enthusiasm to the Atlanta PAX!  Come back and join us again soon!

    Prayers: YHC grateful for the ongoing treatment for his sister.  All early signs are positive.  Prayers for Flaming Lips nephew, having finished rounds of Chemo prepping for Radiation next.  May caregivers be blessed with wisdom and compassion.  Finishe with prayer to use the gift of today wisely, and close with St. Ignatius Loyola Prayer for Generosity.

    Thank you all for letting a foreigner Q your beloved AO!

  • Iron PAX Challenge #3 – Uptown

    After much Mumblechatter as to what we would do at the Birdcage and who would Q it.  It was decided that we would do the Iron Pax Challenge and YHC would Q it.  What more could a Q ask for, than to have the entire beatdown laid out already for him.  I arrived early and met up with King Kong and we layed out the cones in Oak Alley 10 yards apart and moseyed back to meet the PAX at the flag.  A huge PAX of 30 had gathered and was ready to work.  Roots had volunteered to lead a more regular Birdcage routine should anyone opt out of taking the Iron Pax Challenge.  With that announcemnet and Disclaimer given we took off for a quick Mosey to the Fountain at the end of Oak Alley, the new home and hiding spot for the Uptown’s cinder block stash.  3 Pax opted to join Roots and they moseyed off to do their Thang.

    Each PAX collected their Cinder Block and circled up for a quick demo of the 4 exercise included in the challenge, and a quick explanation of how we would do the challenge by YHC.

    The Challenge:

    30 Minutes straight, No Rest, AMRAP

    15 Burpee Block jump overs, 50 Handrelease Merkins, 20 yds Broad jump(10 yards, out and back)

    14 Burpee Block jump overs, 50 Goblet Squats, 20 yds Broad jump(10 yards, out and back)

    13 Burpee Block jump overs, 50 Leg raises, holding block in Press postion, 20 yds Broad jump(10 yards, out and back)

    12 Burpee Block jump overs, 50 Handrelease Merkins, 20 yds Broad jump(10 yards, out and back)

    11 Burpee Block jump overs, 50 Goblet Squats, 20 yds Broad jump(10 yards, out and back)

    10 Burpee Block jump overs, 50 Leg raises, holding block in Press postion, 20 yds Broad jump(10 yards, out and back)

    9 Burpee Block jump overs, 50 Handrelease Merkins, 20 yds Broad jump(10 yards, out and back)

    8 Burpee Block jump overs, 50 Goblet Squats, 20 yds Broad jump(10 yards, out and back)

    7 Burpee Block jump overs, 50 Leg raises, holding block in Press postion, 20 yds Broad jump(10 yards, out and back)

    …. you get the idea…

    Count up total reps of all exercises for total to be submitted.

    By the time we were done, recovered, put back the blocks and moseyed back we had reached 6:15 and called the workout.  Roots and his  crew moseyed up soon after.

    COT, Count0ff, Nameorama  1 FNG – From Philladelphia, worked on submarines –  Cheese Steak + Submarines = Tube Steak …Welcome!!

    IronHorse asked if we could add something to the COT that they do in Florida.  He brought his Flag from Florida and planted it next to ours, and as they do in his home PAX, we Pledged the Flag.  A great gesture that I loved and hope we incorporate into our COT’s.  Thanks for sharing that Ironhorse!!

    Prayers for Rudy’s Sister, Rev-Sox’s Dad and other intentions.  Thanks again for the opportunity to lead!  It was another great beatdown with great turn out, by great men.

    SYITG!!

    RESULTS

    Average Rep count for the 21 PAX that reported rep counts was 419!  With 8801 reps total!!  NICE WORK BOYS!!

    Ironhorse, FL 621
    Jingle Vader 526
    Seaman 492
    Gabrielle 468
    Hawgcycle 464
    El Wire 457
    Peppa 443
    King Kong 413
    Quarterpipe 409
    Rev Sox 404
    Peptoe 384
    Saban 384
    Sinner Bloq 384
    ILoveYouMan 382
    Candyland 380
    Coast Rat 375
    Angies List 375
    Medulla Oblongata 375
    Bartman 375
    Tubesteak 365
    Reluctant Yankee 325
    G-Spot ?
    Col. Mustard ?
    Pony Boy ?

     

     

  • Stepping Up

    Does a back blast need to be timely? Just needs to prove we did something.

    In every circle we talk about getting better, pushing ourselves and each other to get better. To be better husbands, fathers, and leaders. I hear it all the time. It’s great, Leadership is aspirational! But it also requires action towards that end. Without action is is just a platitude.

    I’m a Michigan man and over the last week I’ve been bothered by the OSU situation. The dust has yet to settle and this is probably today’s cherry on our national discourse. But I’m disappointed in the failure of leadership to hold to a principle and make something happen. When I look at the pax of F3 I see great things, and I have renewed hope.

    Yankee was being a little self critical about the long email he sent out the night before. Long or short I love the emails. F3 just doesn’t happen, guys step up and make things happens quietly and in the greatest of ways. Every AO has a guy keeping the schedule going, they just do it and don’t make a big deal about. In the last email Yankee reiterated what I have been hearing around the flag for a few weeks now. If people want a new AO, step up, dedicate yourself to Qing it and it will happen. Step up and take action. Enough of the pontification…

    Started with standard circle, with arm circles reverse and forward, did some peter parkers, burpees and moseyed to the mountain.

    Started on level 2, on that gloomy muggy day. We lunged up the inclines, dashed (faster than a mosey slower than a sprint) to the turn where we did 15 Mericans. Rinse and repeat all the way to the top.

    At the top we did BLIMPS but with a 1 level down lap in between each exercise.

    Down the chute to the benches for some dips, decline Mericans, and some more dips.

    Mosey over to the softest grass for some call out Mary (Russian Twist, Hello Dollys, Pickle Pounders, and something else to round out the time.

    Finished at the flag on time with a sweaty ball of man.

  • Macdeuce at The Birdcage

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  • LGBTcoQcurious

    Peaches was approached to VQ  and in fit of panic enlisted me, Angie’s List, into a Manage-a-Deux-VQ. I graciously accepted and even jotted down some exercises which I promptly left at home. Luckily Peaches was on top of his game and had many fun things planned for the PAX including music, running, running, running and a sunrise on Green Wave Mountian. After we had our picture made with a giant phallic bell tower in the background. How apropos.
    The Thang*-
    Disclaimer

    Mosey to TouchDown Jesus

    • 20 SSH
    • 20 Windmill
    • 20 Monkey Humpers
    • 20 Arm Circle

    Mosey to LBC Quad

    • BLIMPS-substitute LBC for Lunges
    Mosey to Turf Field
    • “I cant quit you” plank to Peaches-Plank/Peter Parker/PlankJack combo
    Mosey to Green Wave Mountian AKA BrokeBack Mountian
    • Indian run up, Stairs down
    Long Mosey to Benches
    • 11 Left leg step ups
    • 12 dips
    • 13 Right leg step ups
    • 11 dips
    Mosey to flag
    • 20 Mericans
    Count off/ nameorama
    announcements/ intentions
    Sweaty balls ‘o man
    *Somewhere in there was an “elephant walk” that Coast Rat enjoyed enough to praise later in a group text. Kinda bummed I missed that, I think elephants are pretty neat. 

  • And for the Beatdown, I’ll start with Shoulders and then for my entrée shoulders with a side of shoulders and for dessert…Shoulders!!!!

    Oh yes, now we are in the dog days of summer.  So not only did we have 80 degree temperature greeting us at 5:30 but let’s add 100% humidity as it rained the day before.  Fun times and time for some upper-body work.  As El Wire duly noted towards the end of our beatdown.  Every exercise except one included shoulders.  Yes El Wire they did, they surely did.  Onward to the Thang!

    Mosey to a open space by Magazine St. for Warmup:

    • Arm Circles Forward X15
    • Arm Circles Reverse X15
    • IW X20
    • Windmills X 15

    Mosey to Soccer Field for Bear Crawl Ring of Fire

    • Bearcrawl Counter-Clockwise all till Q yells halt
      • 10 merkins
    • Bearcrawl Clockwise
      • 10 diamond merks

    Let’s increase the difficulty!

    • Boo Boo Bearcrawl Counterclockwise Right Leg Up
      • 10 staggered right
    • Boo Boo Bearcrawl Clockwise Left Leg Up
      • 10 staggered left

    Mosey to street leading to statue for:

    Indian Crab Crawl to Statue – Line up in four lines of four or five PAX.  Last PAX crabwalks to front of column while other PAX does LBC’s and so on.  This exercise took a little bit longer than expected so we stopped about halfway and…

    Moseyed to the statue for:

    Dora 123 – Partner Up

    • 100 burpees
    • 200 derkins
    • 300 squats

    Ran out of time, so called it with most PAX somewhere in their Squat count.

    Moseyed to flag with one minute to spare, so, 10 Nolan Ryans each side OYO!

    Count off, Name-o-rama (one FNG, Betty Crocker as he likes to bake), announcements, intentions and prayer.

    Thank you for letting me lead!

  • Core Crunch

    My first Q in a while was core-focused.  I rolled in hot and was the last one to join the PAX.  We kicked things off with some warm-ups in place:

    -20 x SSH

    -20 x plank jacks

    -20 x mountain climbers

    Then we moseyed over to fairway near the pull up bars.  The sprinklers were on, but it didn’t seem like they’d hit us where we circled up…but then they did.  Whoops.  We did a J-Lo Ring of Fire, with exercises up to 5 while the rest of the PAX planked.

    We then Indian Ran to the benches at the front of the park.  We did a Dora 1-2-3 with 100 LBCs, 200 Nolan Ryans and 300 LBTs.  Time was running out though, so we modified our last exercised and headed on.

    We ran 1 x running man jog, 2 x running man sprint to a green spot near the row bars next.  We circled up and did some more core exercises:

    -20 x Hello Dollys

    -20 x Rosalitas

    -20 x Dying Cockroach

    -20 x J-Lo

    Then back to the flag to count/name off.  Good to get back in the swing of things, Q-wise.

  • VQ – Wolfpack Dora – wait…. we have time for one last Indian Run on the WPM

    I was finally confident enough to pop my cherry and lead the PAX for a morning beat down.  I gave a standard disclaimer that “not only am I not a professional trainer, but this is my VQ.”  We then moseyed to Audubon Place and turned back to the front of the Gibson Hall where we did some warmups:

    20 x IC SSHs

    10 x IC windmills

    20 x IC mountain climbers

     

    We then moseyed to the Loyola horseshoe.  Here we did BLIMPS OYO in the following order:

    1.) Started on one side on the curb and performed 10 x curb jumps (very mini, tiny box jumps)

    2.) Then ran to the other side – 5 x burpees

    3.) Ran back to the original side and – 10 x curb jumps

    4.) Then ran back to the other side – 10 x lunges on each leg

    5.) Ran back to the original side and – 10 x curb jumps (you get it??? do you see a pattern? Yes, we did 10 curb jumps in between each exercise in increment of 5)

    6.) 15 x imperial walkers on each leg

    7.) 20 x merkins

    8.) 25 x plank jacks

    9.) we finished with 30 x squats

    So in total, we completed 60 x curb jumps. Chiquita gave us a 10 second countdown.

     

    We then moseyed to the base of the WPM. We ran backyards half way on the first incline then turned around and ran the rest of the way forward to the top of first level where we performed 3 burpees. Took the stairs back down to the first floor and met at the parking lot.  This was where we were about to start a modified Wolfpack Dora 2-3-3.  Each picked a partner while one partner was doing the run just demonstrated, the other partner was rocking the following exercises: in total we finished 200 x scissor kicks, 300 x shoulder taps, 300 x LBCs in this order.  Douille gave us a 20 second countdown upon completion.

     

    After the Wolfpack Dora, we still have time for Indian Run to the top of the mountain. I heard mumbling (I think mostly from Tito) trying to influence my Q.  Tinkles, a season F3 pro, gave me words of encouragement – “don’t let them rattle you.”  I thought Tinkles was just warming up and was ready to hit up all 3 garages.  Meanwhile, Yankee started to run on his own, and I had to yell just to get him to stop and wait at the bottom of the mountain.  Maybe Yankee was just so anxious with his CSAUP  Tchoupitoulas Barathon that evening.  With all the drama, nevertheless, we managed to finish the Indian Run.  Tito gave me a stare at the top of WPM and exhaustedly said “I hate you” after I asked him for a 20 second countdown.  But I know that meant he loves me.  I saw a little smirk from Sandbar when he realized Tito was breathing heavily and gasping for air.  Thank goodness Medulla Oblongata came through and gave us a 20 second countdown instead.  We moseyed back to the flag (6:15) where we did our usual: count-o-rama, name-o-rama, announcements, and intentions.  Chiquita will miss couple months due to his hernia surgery scheduled on Monday.  We will continue to pray for a smooth surgery and quick recovery so that he can come back and join the PAX.  This group of F3 members is what gets me up in the morning for the beat down.  So we can’t wait until Chiquita comes back.  It’s an honor for me to lead the PAX.

    Also, big shout out to many HNJ boys who came out for my VQ.

    SYITG

    King Kong

     

     

  • I Hate Trains

    I left 15 minutes early for F3 at the Birdcage this morning, so I could check out the route for the workout. I was only a few minutes from my destination when suddenly – There was a big train in the road Jock! I hate trains Jock! I hate em! Instead of arriving early to check out our route and get my head ready to Q, I rushed in one minute late to see Yankee running the Pax to the WWI memorial and Jingle Vader getting out of his car. I sprinted down the path to the memorial, flying past Vader, who used the dark side to run in the wrong direction, and I arrived just in time to start the warmup.

    SSH – 25

    Hillbillies – 20

    Peter Parkers – 25

    Windmills – 20

    Shoulder taps – 25

    We moseyed back down the path and across Magazine St to East Dr (ensuring that Vader would never find us) and down to the Labyrinth for some park bench work.

    Right leg lifts – 20

    Dips – 20

    Left leg lifts – 20

    We moseyed from the Labyrinth to the Tree of Life where I informed everyone that our workout today was planned at a wedding I officiated under the tree on April 6th.

    Dora needed to make her way to the Tree of Life, and the map told her that she needed to do 100 merkins, 200 jump lunges, and 300 Russian twits to make it to the Tree of Life. We partnered up to complete our journey. One partner ran down the field to the oak at the opposite end while the other knocked out the exercises.

    Arriving at the Tree of Life, I discovered that the tree looked lonely, so we gave it a big hug.  We circled up for a little Global Warming. Everyone started in Al Gore and we did 5 burpees each in a wave. Once that was finished we started over and did 10 burpees this time in honor of absent Q, Hawgcycle.

    We moseyed back toward the flag but stopped just before we got to magazine for a little Mary.

    Flutterkicks – 15

    Penguins – 15

    Big Boy Situps – 15

    Dying Cockroach – 15

    LBCs – 15

    We moseyed back to the flag for the names and the count. I hate that I was a minute late, but the Yankee and the Rev Sox worked together to get us all in the full 45 minute beat down. Thanks for the opportunity to Q. – Rev Sox

  • 86 Don’t Count

    Balmy spring morning at Audubon park, birds were singing and squirrels were chirping….

    Start off with the disclaimer of me not being any kind of professional and that I don’t count.  Then a mosey to the right on the track to the first running man, painted on the track, then we preformed the following:

    1-5 running men 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 burpees

    6-10 running men 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 low slow jumping squats

    11-15 running men 50, 40, 30, 20, 10 lbcs

    16-20 running men jack webs 10, 8, 6, 4, 2

    21-25 running men Nolan Ryans 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (each side)

    Then mosey to the benches dividing into 4 groups of 5:

    Group 1 20 count derkins (the count)

    Group 2 alternating step ups

    Group 3 dips

    Group 4 decline shoulder taps

    Prisoner run to the water fountain then performed:

    Global warming holding a squat position as the circle does 5 burpees

    Indian run to the pull up bars and divided into 4 groups of 5:

    Group 1 10 pull ups (the count)

    Group 2 jumping lunges

    Group 3 crossfit merkins

    Group 4 lbts

    Fast mosey to the flag and 5 additional burpees for RY, who requested them.

    Count off, name-o-rama and prayer.

     

    Thank you for letting me Q and putting up with my inability to count,

     

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