F3 New Orleans

Tag: Cheetos

  • Goals and Accountability – from Rudy

    Halfway through 2023, YHC knew it was time for a re-focus on acceleration: reviewing where we are with goals we set up back on January 1st, and setting up for growth over the rest of the year. So today’s Q would focus on Goals and Accountability.

    And even better – Spaulding stepped up for his VQ. Way to accelerate, Spaulding!

    YHC started with a lengthy disclaimer. Two items to present to the 13 gathered PAX:
    1. At the end of the workout, everyone would get the chance to step forward and announce their goal for the rest of the year. Say it out loud, own it, and trust the PAX to hold you accountable to achieving it.
    2. Find your Burpee Partner. We will have 8 1-minute burpee breaks during the workout. Tell your Burpee Partner how many burpees you are going to do total during these breaks. Make a commitment to doing it.

    Then mosey over towards the rocks for a quick warm up with some stretches and imperial walkers. Spaulding took center stage for a strong SSH cadence. Nicely done!

    YHC’s goal for this year is a murph. That’s gonna require a LOT of strength training. So lets get a rock and partner up. (BUT FIRST – Burpee time #1!). Dora’s stay-in-one-place cousin: 100 Merkins, Squats and BBSU, with 20 Rows as the timer. Go… Stopped for a few more burpee breaks along the way.

    Then circle up for more rock workout. Lift your rocks – then the warning: if you put your rock down, the PAX to your left will pay the price with 5 burpees. Overheads, Curls then Rows. 10, then 8, then 6. Then time for another Burpee break (#5, I believe).

    Return the rocks, and let Spaulding take over.

    Mosey to the field in from of NOMA. Beach Volleyball – count to 21 for a winning score. What was each count? 2 lunge steps and a squat, all in cadence. Rudy thought that sounded easy. Rudy was Rong.

    Mosey to the baby foundry (stopping for more burpees). Spaulding tells the PAX about the correlation between grip strength and longevity – so in the interest in helping all of us, he’ll have us do rounds of 1 minute dead hangs. Most PAX appear to be on track for longer lifetimes than YHC….

    Mosey to Tool Wall for some calf raises. Then we need to head for home. Back at the Great Lawn for the final round of burpees, then head to the flag for what would promise to be a lengthy COT.

    All PAX hit their burpee goals. Nicely done! Good thing – because if you came up short, your Burpee Partner would pay the price by making up the difference. Then during the COT all of the PAX called out their goals. Several joined YHC in committing to a Murph. Lots of weight goals. Cheeto going to do his first Marathon (in absentia – Mayhem committed to a Half-Marathon). All of the goals will be in Slack, and all PAX are invited to hold us accountable and join in the fun.

    Thanks to all of the PAX who have helped me grow by encouragement and accountability over the years.

  • 7 Years of Acceleration and Growth – from Fracsac

    The last 7 years of my life have been my best years thanks to joining F3 and engaging in workouts, CSAUPs and F2 events with the HIMs of F3 Nola. To celebrate, YHC signed up to Q the Mothership.

    Brief disclaimer followed by a mosey to the great lawn for a warmup with regular stuff, including 31 SSH. The question surfaced about 31 and how that is divisible by 7. Patience grasshoppers.

    Mosey to the red baseball diamond near the Stadium for some 7 of Diamonds!

    Round 1 – 7 burpees at each base OYO
    Round 2 – 14 Flutter kicks IC
    Round 3 – 21 Superman at home and 2nd. 21 ‘mericans at 1st and 3rd.
    Round 4 – 28 LBTs, LBCs, dying cockroaches and Hello Dolly’s.

    Because someone….eh em Rudy….attempted to evade the sugar cookie style evolution, high knee burpee penalty in the middle.
    Just to make sure we were all good and coated, army crawl from home plate to pitchers mound.

    Mosey back to flag, stopping at the Tool Wall for calf raises and monkey humpers per pax request.

    Set up some cones in the grassy spot behind the flag and do SSH mind games. Count SSH IC followed by silent set count with all pax to stop with Q or suffer penalties. We had 3 rounds of high knee burpees. Time to move on.

    Ultimate pass football in the cones. 5 passes equals a point. This really kept the heart rate elevated.

    COT followed by Coffeteria where Triple Shift joined us.

    I’m blessed to have been brought into the F3 fold and I’m honored to know each of you. I love you men, and I look forward to accelerating for the next 7 years.

    SYITG

  • Burn that Turkey – from Fracsac

    Saturday after Thanksgiving at the Mothership brought a 60 degree Misty feel to the AO. The attendance was light with 4 pax: Carpool Downrange from Houston, Spaulding, Cheetos and YHC, but that didn’t stop us from turning up the heat to burn off that Thanksgiving meal!

    Warmup at the flag with regular stuff. Mosey to the peristyle with a stop at the truck to grab some toys:
    60 lb sandbag and rope

    Stations:

    Burpees x 10 with sandbag (timer)
    Battle rope
    Big boi sit-ups
    Donkey kicks

    People’s Chair on columns for 1 minute
    10 x 8 count body builders IC
    People’s Chair on columns for 1 minute
    Monkey humpers x 15

    Stations:

    Sandbag overhead lunge and squat x 5 (timer)
    Battle rope
    Freddie Mercury
    Bonnie Blair’s

    Mosey to great lawn for BLIMPS at each corner

    Mosey back to peristyle for a little Shock & Awe!
    SSH x 5 then 10 burpees
    SSH x 5 then 9 burpees
    Etc., etc

    Two rounds of taking turns rolling the exercise die. Jump squats, derkins, American Hammer, Skaters, and burpees all came up.

    Finish off with a little Mary.

    COT

    Good stuff!

    SYITG

  • Tick Tock – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: Cloudy, 75 degrees, Humidity 88%, Wind 5 m/h from SSE (disappointingly dry.)

    Pax: Almonaster, Boge, Catfish, Cheetos (FNG), Eagle Fang, Heisenberg, Igor, Java (FNG), PVC, Revit, Roach (FNG), Rudy, Spalding, Thighs, Tool, Triple, Vagabond, YHC

    The Cantores were out last night, predicting a monsoon this morning. Excited to get wet, YHC laid out the swim trunks and took the Q. As previously established, YHC has little faith in the Pax’s desire to overcome conditions. So I started planning a workout for somewhere between 2-4 pax. I arrived at the flagless meeting point a customary 2 minutes early shocked to find more people than I could count on my hands….much less keep up with during the workout.

    The Thang
    • Mosey to the far side of the mediocre lawn and circle up for the warm-up: SSH x 25; Imperial Walkers x 20; Don Quixote x 10; Merkins x 10, Peter Parker x 15; Parker Peter x 15; Tempo Merkins x 10; Squats x 15; Lunges x 20; Low Slow Squats x 15
    • Mosey to the Foundry. Plank and wait for the six
    • Bernie Sanders (Hang in there as long as you can) – Partner up. Pax 1 does hangs starting above the bar and then below the bar for as long as possible. Pax 2 makes there way through BLIMPS. When Partner 1 can take no more – flap jack. Keep flap jacking, always picking up where you left off on BLIMPs until time is called
    • Start the mosey to the Football field stopping for 10 Catalina Wine Mixers
    • Continue mosey to Football field stopping under 610 for clock merkins (6 @ 12:00, 5 @3:00, 4@6:00, 5@9:00)
    • Continue mosey stopping in a mess of grass for 15 sumo squats
    • Arrive at football field and bear crawl 100 yards Then partner up and sled bear crawl back, switching on Q’s command. For sled bear crawl think the sled you push in football practice. One pax bear crawls while other pax stands in front of him pushing against his shoulders, providing resistance. We made it about 50-75 yards
    • Mosey to the parking bollards and balance for the six. Not a lot of participation on this one.
    • Start the Mosey back to the flag, taking a dangerous shortcut under 610 for the barefooted among us. Pausing at the Indoor Pickle Ball courts for some semi-balls to the wall
    • Continue mosey stopping for some alternating step ups by the Children’s Museum
    • Continue the mosey stopping for crunchy frogs.
    • Reach the flag 2 minutes early and finish up with penguins and 100s

    NMM
    • YHC was not prepared for the number of Pax this morning. Maybe there are heartier guys in F3 NOLA than I thought. It’s hard to lead a bunch of dudes all over City Park. Pro-tip: Start the warm-up with SSH and then proceed to rotate in a circle counting each guy as the Pax count the numbers. I am pro, so I did this. The problem was the number was too high for me. I got lost somewhere around 14 or 15.
    • Why do you need to count the pax? Because you need to make sure everyone stays with you, especially if you plan to cover a lot of ground, as I hoped to.
    • I had no clue how many people were with us. I thought there were 17 in the beginning, but then we had an even number at the Foundry? Then Tool left and we had even numbers again at the Football field? Was it because there was a Vagabond wandering aimlessly around the park, sometimes with us, sometimes not? Was it Almonaster that showed up 55 minutes late? Was it because Tool disappeared? Or is it because YHC has trouble counting once the numbers get into the double digits? I don’t know, but it was not good. I think I got all the FNGs back to the flag. There were only 3, so I could manage that. For all I know, there may still be someone out there. I also don’t have much faith in the pax ability to navigate City Park solo. Maybe if the Renaissance guys could take a drive around the park tomorrow just to make sure?
    • Roach wasn’t too excited about his name. Don’t worry Roach, we came up with another one at coffeeteria. We will gladly change it next week if you want. It’s up to you.
    • The sled bear crawl is my new favorite exercise.
    • The barefoot movement is afoot. Three au naturale pax today. That makes 4 for the week.
    • The indoor pickle ball courts need some work. The smell is reminiscent of the WPM stairwell. A number of pax warily stood by the street refusing to enter the grounds. It was telling of how much of their trust I had earned 45 minutes in.
    • I wish we could have had a photo shoot there though. The graffiti had Stone Mountain written all over it.
    • Less than half way through the workout The Boge started chirping in my ear about getting back to the flag on time. Everytime we stopped for a COP he reminded me that I needed to consider the distance back and the time remaining. I later learned that The Boge was watchless. Does he just have an innate sense of time or was it his familiarity with the Q that caused his anxiety?