F3 New Orleans

Tag: Cheesesteak

  • Football and Frisbee Chaos – from Fracsac

    No Q signed up late Friday, so YHC stepped up and made the commitment.

    10 other Pax joined bringing the total to 11.

    Warmup at the peristyle with normal stuff.

    Great Lawn has vendors setting up, so mosey to field near NOMA. Set up cones to form a field with 2 end zones. Split up pax and for 4 teams. 2 teams playing football and 2 playing ultimate frisbee on the same field. Change up games midway so everyone gets a dose of both. Total chaos.

    Mosey behind Cafe du Monde for some Dora. There was something to do with running with football and frisbee which YHCs team won.

    Mosey to flag for CoT followed by coffeteria

    NMM

    Knucklehead was wearing so much bling he didn’t notice a pendant coming off. We used the last 5 minutes scouring the football/frisbee field looking for it to no avail.

    YHC tried something new, the pax were receptive, and everyone got a good workout and had some fun.

    Sign up to Q and just go for it.

    SYITG

  • 54 in the 504 – from Fracsac

    Conditions: 73 degrees with 81% humidity

    Brief disclaimer given.

    With 6 other Pax joining me, including 1 DR, the 7 of us circled the fountain with a warmup in front of it.

    Double shots with Jack Webb at the Barre. Up to 10 and 20.

    Disperse Indian Run on levee towards pumping station.

    6 rounds of 5 burpees one side and 4 jump squats the other side up and over the levee.

    Route 54 on the lakefront.

    Thanks for celebrating 54 with me!!

    SYITG

  • Pink Moon with Sensational Sunrise – from Fracsac

    YHC showed up and planted a flag. 4 other Pax showed up including Dreamliner DR from VA. A brief disclaimer was given and off we moseyed towards the fountain then circled up in front for a warmup.

    Move to the fountain for double shots with Jack Webb at the Barre, which is ‘mericans followed by air presses in the people’s chair.

    Mosey to the top of the levee for disperse Indian run. Pax that sprints to the front call disperse and an exercise. Pax go down complete 5 of said exercises and then run back up levee. Apparently one can do 2 is 1 for Carolina Drydocks. Just don’t tell Cheesesteak it’s really 10.

    House of pain visit for stations. Timer was run up levee and 3 burpees. There were 4 other stations.
    Every pax does 10 more pull ups before heading to Canal.

    Did some Quadraphilia up the levee and squats on top.

    Back to the flag for 0615

    CoT

    NMM

    No JV meant no Fbombs at Okwata. We miss him.

    High Rise said the moon was supposedly pink today. Can’t say I agreed….

    Okwata is calling your name! Sign up to Q!

    SYITG

  • Veterans Day 2023 – from Fracsac

    13 Pax showed up to better themselves at the Mothership. We had Mathlete from the Northshore and Crawdad a little further north, Toledo if you must know.

    3 ran away for fear that YHC might hurt them. I get it. The rest were part of a Veterans Day beat down celebration including a little trivia sprinkled in.

    Warmup with regular stuff at the peristyle.

    The thang:

    10 minutes of 11 WW2 sit-ups and 11 squats followed by 200 meter run. Increase by 11 reps followed by the run until time runs out.

    5 minutes of step ups to commemorate fallen veterans to suicide, based on Chad Wilkinson and Chad 1000x.

    BLIMPS

    All in cadence with a 400 m run between exercises.

    COT

    Thanks to all veterans for their service.

    SYITG

  • Happy Belated Birthday to me! – from Fracsac

    I tried the ChatGPT program and I think I spent more time trying to get it to send me something useful than I would have had I just wrote the backblast. Now I’ve doubled my time on a BB.

    9 Pax posted at Okwata. Jesus Juice, Snooze, Cracklin, SOGO, Cheesesteak, Bongo, Gabrielle, Pho (DR) and YHC.

    Circle the fountain and form up in the grass for a warmup, which ended with 10 x 8 count body builders and the Motivator!

    Mosey to the levee for disperse people’s run. Finish at Canal and test the new H8 course with 4 corners, following the path of the H8 with bear crawls on the new concrete.

    Partial Route 66 to get to 51 burpees at the lakefront, then back to the levee for quadraphilia.

    Back to the vsf and 2 burpees to hit 53 from the Route 66.

    CoT

    Thankful for another year with my F3 brothers that help me to be a better man.

    SYITG

  • Lions, Tigers, and Bear Crawls Oh My! – from Baywatch

    Five PAX joined yours truly to do a pre-calorie burn before everyone else was awake on Thanksgiving morning. In honor of Turkey Day, wild animal exercises were the theme of the day. After a brief intro and disclaimer, we moseyed around the fountain and down to the waterfront.

    Warm up:

    1. SHH 20x (IC)
    2. Inchworms 15x (out/in)
    3. Monkey Merkins 10x (IC)
    4. Crab toe touches 10x ( IC)

    The Thang:

    After a short mosey to the first blue light pole, we started with Bearcrawls to Heaven. This consisted of bearcrawling to seven light poles. At each pole you do ascending burpees (1 burpee at pole 1; 2 burpees at pole 2; etc.). After each PAX reached heaven, the reward was turning around and doing Crabwalks to Hell. This consisted of crabwalking back to each pole and doing descending 8-count body builders (7 at pole 1; 6 at pole 2; etc.). Unfortunately, after a pole or two of crabwalks, we realized the Q had been a little over-zealous so we modified it to walking lunges instead of crabwalks. No worries though, pain was still felt by all.

    Next up, we headed over to the House of Pain and split up into 4 groups. The timer group did Bernie Sanders up the levy with 5 leap frogs at the top and ran back down. Group 2 did crouching tigers otherwise known as beast twist. Group 3 did monkey humpers. And, group 4 did pull ups. After two rounds, we headed back to the flag.

    After count off and Name-O-Rama, everyone gave thanks for at least one thing and we ended with a sweaty ball of man—all better than when we arrived and ready for a day of family and food.

  • Full Compliance H8! – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: 75 degrees, 81% Humidity, Wind 1 mph from SSE

    The Thang

    The H8! is the standard measure of F3 NOLA fitness. There are 8 laps. It includes over 3 miles of running New Orleans Hills (aka levees), 550 yards of Bear Crawls, 36 Burpees, and 120 Merkins. It is hard. The H8! debuted on October 23rd, 2016. A lot of familiar names were there that day…Belloq, Tool, Triple, JV, Bubba, Cowbell, me…. all failures. The 2nd running was in March of 2017 and a couple of guys finally broke through. Since then we have held the H8! Semi-annually and seen numerous successes and improvements.

    We have also seen the standard become more lax. There was at least one (maybe more) 45 minute runnings. There has been a fair amount of corner cutting…you know that guy…the one in Junior High basketball practice that basically cut across the free throw lane when we had to run laps. Since the addition of the bike lane on Canal, guys have started running in that, significantly shorting the course. There have been shortened bear crawls as guys take a few steps into the neutral ground before getting down on all fours, or stand up and jog a few steps from the end of the neutral ground.

    Fortunately, there is new leadership in NOLA and they are not going to put up with any of this crap. I was told very succinctly (and in NSFW words) that today would be a Full Compliance workout and that if I could not make that happen there would be some changes come April.
    Luckily, for me I found some cones at Pontiff after War Eagle’s Aggie Tribute. I got to Okwata early and set out cones at every corner. Demonstrations of the overly complicated burp and merk ladder were made. I informed everyone that the running must occur on the sidewalk, and I gave the speech about the bear crawl standard….start the bear crawl with one foot on the concrete next to the neutral ground and do not stand until your hand touches the concrete on the other side.

    Showing their personalities, Saban looked at me at the starting line, made a NSFW gesture and proceeded to run in the bike lane. Vagabond on the other hand, to ensure his bear crawl compliance, started his bear-crawl across the street. Had he been wearing his Garanimals workout wear, I could have let it pass, but with a black F3 shirt, it was a definite safety issue.

    40 minutes later, we were all spent. Three guys finished all 8 laps (YHC, Catfish, and Biebs) for a 19% completion rate. However, there was a 100% success rate among the 16 men that posted today. Getting out of the fartsack and battling the H8! for 40 minutes accomplishes more physically than what many men do all week, or maybe all month.

    NMM

    Bones convinced me to get a Whoop. The Whoop assigns a Strain Score to each workout. The score is between 0-21. The higher the number, the harder the workout. Cardio heavy workouts, with very little recovery score high. Here are my highest F3 Workout scores

    • 17.3 – The H8!
    • 16.7 – IPC Week 3
    • 15.0 – IPC Week 1
    • 15.0 – IPC Week 4
    • 14.9 – IPC Week 2
    • 14.5 – War Eagle’s Aggie Offensive at El Diablo. It was a Snot Woggler.

    An average workout is around 12-13. The H8! Is not an average workout.