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Tag: Catfish

  • Where’s the Workout? (Whoopie 2021-01-20 – from Catfish

    A late, but still effective, beatdown where Catfish comes to Kenner. 3 PAX in attendance – Fracsac, Mambi, Catfish (Q).

    Started on north side of levee with Abe Vigodas, Grass Grabbers, and SSH. Did some Imperial Squat Walkers, then moved to faces for Peter Parkers, Plank Walks, and Parker Peters. Back to feet for 5 minutes of EMOM burpees (10 per minute).

    Moved to other side of levee for a 5-minute (ish) timed exercise. PAX did 5 8-counts @ bottom of levee, then ran backwards up levee for 5 Dr. Ws at the top. Got through about 5 rounds of this, then went back down to north side.

    Got on our sixes for a round of Bruce Lee (Hammers, Leg Lifts, LBCs, Crunchy Frog, Penguins, and 100s). Did another 5-minute round of 10 EMOM burpees, then finished out with the Motivator.

  • Renny Frost (Renaissance 2021-01-18) – from Catfish

    Frosty morning at the Renny with 7 PAX: Heisenberg, Hokie Pokie, Tool, Fracsac, Pop Tart, Dax, and Catfish (Q).

    Started with Abe Vigodas, Grass Grabbers, and SSH, then warmed up the legs with a round of the Motivator. Threw in some Imperial Squat Walkers for good measure. Moved to faces for Peter Parkers and Plank Jacks.

    Moved on to five minutes of ten EMOM burpees (50 total). Went back to faces for Peter Parkers and Mountain Climbers. Back to feet for 8-counts.

    Moved to the fountain for Dips, Bulgarians, Derkins, Bulgarians (other leg), and Irkins. Once done with this, got another 5 minutes of EMOM burpees in. Circled up again for a leg ring of fire with Al Gore/Jump Squats. Then did a standard Ring of Fire with Merkins and an active plank (move leg/arm out in sequence). On to the back of the museum for Sunday Mornings.

    COT. Coffeeteria @ PJ’s.

  • Leg Day? Arm Day? WHY NOT BOTH? – from Rudy

    Delightful and crisp Saturday morning, 40 degrees on YHC car thermometer. War Eagle pleasantly referred to it as “bone chilling” cold. Catfish referred to it as “perfect burpee weather” while he continued burpeeing as we waited for 630. Professor Smiley was in his typical marlin-esque winter gear, prepared for snowfall.

    6:30: 11 PAX (well, actually 10 pax. The 11th was JV who arrived around 635. But I digress) were off.

    Old Man Warm Up: Trying to get old man bones and joints working. Start with a slowsey around the great lawn. Circle up for some stretching (Windmills, Grass Grabbers, Self Love, Open and Close the Gate). SSH x30.

    The Thang #1 – Dont Forget Leg Day

    12 Squats. 12 Lunge walk steps. 12 Squat Jumps. 12 Lunge walk steps. 12 monkey humpers. Mosey back to where you started.

    (I hope Triple Shift appreciated YHC’s attempt to remind everyone to use good form on squats…)

    Repeat with 11. Then 10. Then 9. 78 Squats, Squat Jumps, Monkey Humpers. And 156 lunge walk steps. No burpees, though. SOGO was miffed that we only started at 12. I think he decided to start at 18. Rev It used his long legs to lunge walk roughly 1 mile…

    The Thang #2 – Guns a-blazing

    12 Hand Release Merkins. 12 Bearcrawl steps. 12 Carolina Dry Docks. 12 Bearcrawl steps. 12 Plank walks. Mosey back to where you started.

    Repeat with 11. Then 10. Then 9. 78 of all of these as well. But still no burpees. By the end, though, YHC’s Merkins were looking quite similar to his carolina dry docks. Just sayin’.

    The Thang #3 – Heart Pumping

    Line up on the sidewalk. 20 Mountain Climbers. Sprint halfway across the lawn for…. Yup, BURPEES. Start with 10. Mosey back to where you started.

    Repeat with 9 burpees. Then 8 burpees. Then 7. Da Parish groused the entire time that it was unfair punishment for those NOT doing MABA. YHC ignored him.

    The Thank #4 – Mary

    Circle up for some dealer’s choice Mary. Colonel Mustard showed off his ability to endure most anything, by asking whether we could go to the dry cement rather than sit in the wet grass. YHC obliged, by telling him to get on his 6 in the grass.

    Mustard, Sogo, Snooze, and Catfish took the PAX through some ab work before YHC called it off at 730. Back to the flag!

    PAX: Thanks for letting me Q. Its been a while, and I’ve honestly been a bit scared of doing it. Thank you Fracsac for pushing me to sign up for it, and making me get past whatever has been blocking me from stepping up. There’s a hidden life lesson in there as well – sometimes we all will need a push to get past whatever it is that is blocking us from moving forward. May all of us be willing to reach out for help, may all of us be willing to accept help, and may all of us always be looking for fellow people who need us to reach out and help them.

  • Burpees Are Our Friend – from Jingle Vader

    Mosey to MOMA, with a sudden change with 10 burpees; arrive with 10 more burpees. Warm up: 29 ssh, 20 grass grabbers, 20 hillbillies, arm circles: 20 forward, 20 back, 20 overhead, 20 seal, 20 moroccan nightclub. End the warm-up with 10 more burpees.
    Thing 1: Burpee-looza Route 66 to the front of the park with a mosey between each lamppost; Merkin Route 66 on the way back with lunges (sorry, dudes) between each lamppost. More burpees while waiting for the six.
    Thing 2: Around the fountain, 10 box jumps OYO, 20 dips, 20 power ups right leg, 20 derkins, 20 power ups left leg.
    Mosey to the Peristyle for a warm-down: 20 dying cockroaches, 20 hello dollys and 10 Dr Ws. Close with 10 final burpees.
    So that was at least 106 burpees. MABA: Make America Burpee Again!

  • King’s Day 2021 – from Tool

    Twas Wed Jan 6th, aka King’s Day, aka Epiphay, aka Twelve Night which, among other things, marks the official start of Mardi Gras Season and first day to officially eat king cake. Ironically twelve PAX showed up to hone their minds and torsos in preparation for weeks of sugar and carb consumption. Here’s what we did:

    Disclaimer, followed by the plan for the day, followed by a mosey down Roosevelt Mall with a warmup pit stop:

    IW, WM, Bead Wave (overhead wave w/calf raise), toy soldiers, AC, self love

    Mosey to the LCM parking lot to recognize MABA and the month of the burpee with burpees x10, burpees x9, then a mosey to the track

    PAX circled up for a circuit to ring in 2021 with (21) one minute AYG rounds of various exercises with a 15 recovery in between. Added twist was to call out at each increment of 5 as to keep everyone on course.

    T-MERKINS
    SIDE LUNGES R
    BOX CUTTERS
    SIDE PLANK KNEE TO ELBOW R
    BUTTERFLY SITUP
    HIP SLAPPER
    SQUAT

    Cool down lap around the track.

    Rinse & Repeat first 7 rounds with added bonus of dirty talk from Sheetrock to offset the music/power outage on the tunes and timer.

    Then 7 one minute rounds of BURPEES AYG. T-claps to Catfish for claiming the title of “King” of the morning with 140-ish total burpees!

    COT that included prayer intentions for the Brehm family, the Vega family, guidance to focus on positive not negatives, along with a festive and safe carnival season.

    Always great to lead.

    Tool

  • Christmas Wonderland on the Best Bank – from Belloq

    Started at 4:59 which was 1 minute too late for Catfish who started at 4:58 thinking we were late.

    Warm-up:
    Ssh x 20

    The Thang:
    Mosey to German-American Cultural Center
    Arm Circles x 11 (Forward and Reverse)
    Overhead x 20
    Seal claps x 20
    Morocan night club x 20
    Mosey to Gretna High School Memorial
    Ring of fire alt between Merkins and Bonnie Blairs X 3 rounds with holding plank and Al Gore as a rest
    Mosey back to German-American Cultural Center
    8 counts X 20
    Mosey to steps
    Calf Raises X 20
    Deep Sea Divers x 10, x 10, x 10, x 9, x 6, x 4, x 2

    Mary:

    COT:
    Count off
    Name-o-rama
    Intentions
    Prayer
    Thanks for allowing me to lead at this beautiful venue. Will return in 2021 for certain.

  • Man Makers count as burpees, right? – from Belloq

    Excited to Q my first workout of the new year, but was trying to figure out how to meet the 100 burpee quota during a coupon workout. Of course the answer is: the man maker.

    Started the disclaimer at 5:29 and had a few stragglers for a total of 13 PAX and two without coupons. Apparently, the uptown crew gets swole by having their helpers do the work for them.

    Warm-up:
    SSH X 31
    Grass Grabbers X 11
    Abe Voigodas X 11
    Peter Parkers X 10

    The Thang: (Simple and Pleasurable)
    Man Makers IC X 15
    Moseyed a double loop (Approximately .3 mile)
    Man Makers IC X 20
    Moseyed a double loop
    Man Makers IC X 15
    YHC mentioned to PAX that we were halfway at 50. There was some debate on the calculations by the Q, and we finally came to a consensus that 15+20+15=50.
    Moseyed a double loop
    Man Makers IC X 10
    Moseyed a single loop
    Man Makers IC X 15
    Moseyed a double loop
    Man Makers IC X 15
    Moseyed a single loop
    Man Makers IC X 10
    We held the 9th Man Maker above our heads for 15 seconds then completed our 100th and final man maker.
    Then without putting our blocks down went to curls IC X 20 and then rows IC X 20.

    Mary: 5 minutes of core
    30 seconds of halos clockwise
    30 seconds of halos counter-clockwise
    60 seconds of reverse twist (aka corkscrew)
    60 seconds of dynamic plank
    60 seconds of chainsaws (tin-snips with motion side to side)
    60 second of slow, controlled big boy sit ups

    COT:
    Count off
    Name-o-rama
    Announcements
    Intentions
    Prayer

    Thank for allowing me to lead.

  • Burpin’ and Murphin’ 2020 Away (Okwata 2020-12-31) – from Catfish

    Slightly warmer weather out at Okwata with 7 PAX: Jingle Vader, High Rise, Carpool, Gabrielle, Saban, Bongo, Catfish (Q).
    Started with a mosey over to the fountain, did a couple of laps with some skips, high knees, butt kicks, karaoke, etc. Moved to the grass for Abe Vigoda, Grass Grabbers, SSH and Imperial Walkers. Moved to faces for Peter Parkers, Mountain Climbers, and Shoulder Taps.
    Moseyed over to the House of Pain. Lined up at bottom of the levee for three-ish minutes of the following: 5 8-counts at the bottom, run up backwards, 5 burpees at the top, run down forwards, rinse and repeat. Once done, PAX did a quarter Murph (25 pullups, 50 pushups, 75 squats OYO, divided as each PAX pleaseth). Once done, lined back up on bottom of levee for a repeat of the 5-and-5.

    Bear crawled to the sidewalk, then crossed the street. Moved over to the palm tree planters for Bulgarian Split Squats, Derkins, Dips, Box Jumps, and Irkins. Circled up nearby for SSH, then Smurf Jacks. Ended with nickels and dimes – 1 minute timer w/ 5 burpees, 10 HR Merkins, SSH till the next minute.
    Back to flag for CoT. Coffeeteria at PJ’s on Canal.

  • Deck of Life – from Fracsac

    6 Pax eagerly awaited for 0630 to embrace the beat down that was sure to follow. After a disclaimer the Pax climbed the steps for a warmup.

    Warmup
    IW, GG, AV, AC

    8 count body builders IC x 10

    The Thang

    Starting at the the first set of steps of NOMA, merkins increased by one up to the top. Call it stairway to heaven, ascending merkins or whatever…..11 steps if YHC’s count was accurate. When completed head back to base and 5 burpees.

    F3 deck of life! That’s the F3 deck sans squats, lunges and sprints. That left a whole lot of merkins! Each Pax takes a turn flipping a card, then calls cadence for exercise indicated on the card.
    Non face cards = 10 reps
    Face cards = 15 reps
    Jokers = 15 burpees OYO

    With a few minutes left, mosey to the back of NOMA for Sunday Mornings x 5 OYO

    COT

    100% attendance at coffeteria!

    It was a great way to kick of a Sunday Morning!

    Thanks for posting with me and for allowing me to be part of something incredible!

    SYITG