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  • Its all Fun and Games until… – from Rudy

    Its all Fun and Games until… it stays fun and games?

    Today marks the 3rd annual Yippee Bag appearance at Mothership. Specially designed to bring a new round of fun and games, just for War Eagle – who, alas, chose to tend to his flock instead. Priorities, good sir!

    But 8 PAX (great to see 2 2.0s with us – E Major and Copy/Paste!) gathered around the flag in the steamy gloom for a disclaimer, and brief description of the Yippee Bag. Catfish needed no explanation, diving right in for a quick “10 Burpees for the Q” card. Fortunately, he graciously split this opening salvo with the Q.

    Then we were offto the shade of some big oaks over by the fountain area, where we started with a quick warmup – while waiting for RevIt to drag himself out of his car and arrive. Windmills, SSH, IW, etc..

    Then: go into the thorny morass where Vagabond has carefully hidden the world’s most dense rocks. They may look like styrofoam, but they are definitely *NOT*. Grab one and bring it back to the tree. BUT WAIT. “20 Merkins for the Q”. So YHC knocks out 20, while everyone else loiters and watches.

    OK, now with the rocks: 10 Overhead at the first oak, 10 Curls at the second oak, 10 Rows at the last oak. Mosey back to the beginning, repeat with 9. then 8. etc. OYO. Go. Worked up quite a sweat with several trips to the Yippee Bag (Dips, a Bear Crawl route, more Merkins and Burpees for the PAX). Mall Cop dove in and pulled out the “You v Q SPrint card”. And YHC kept up his 3 year losing streak with that card. Nice Run MC!

    Kept this up until Catfish had finished, and the rest of us called it off then. We’ve got more things to do. Return the rocks, then lets head to the Great Lawn.

    But not before Triple pulls (again) a “10 Burpees for the Q” card. He showed less grace than Catfish, as he did NOT offer to split the card.

    In the parking lot (couldn’t use the Great Lawn this am…), we lined up for 11s. Derkins on the curb, and Squat Jumps on the far cross walk. Go.

    The Yippee Bag then produced its first “Game Time”! I’ll call this one “Cups”. 3 Teams of 3. Red and White cups placed in the middle of the parking lot. 2 teams take their spot, one at each end of the parking lot. The timer is Team #3 running a lap around the lot. The Game: Get more of your opponents cups back to your side. Basically – just keep sprinting back and forth taking and stealing cups. Only rule is you can only carry one cup at a time. That rule seemed to be broken repeatedly. E Major took advantage of loop holes in the rules to block and smack cups from the Qs hands. Well Played. Repeat 3 times, so everyone got a chance to run as a timer.

    Back to 11s.

    “Game Time” drawn again (YHC had stuffed more Game Time cards into the Yippee Bag for the 2nd half of the workout).

    Crab Walk Red Light/Green Light. YHC was the game master. calling out Red Light/Green Light while the PAX crab walked across the lot. Despite his best efforts, YHC could not catch Belloq moving, as Belloq flew across the lot for the victory. Professor Smiley seemed to just enjoy holding his crab walk position at the starting line.

    Back to 11s. A quick “You vs Pax 8 8CBB” pitted Catfish against Belloq.
    Back to 11s. “BB Sit Ups til the Q can’t” drawn. Go. Q got to 35. Gotta get better at this.

    GAME TIME. Duck Duck Goose. Lunch Walking “It” tagging Al Gore-ing PAX around the circle. YHC once again illustrated just how slow he was. But YHC tricked Copy / Paste to ensure he could get one victory lap!

    Then back to the flag for some last minute Mary.

    Then circle up for COT – several prayers for health, guidance and wisdom in coping with the ongoing challenges that Covid brings, both with respect to Health and with respect to proceeding with returns to normalcy for us and our children.

    Thanks for letting me lead!

  • SLT 2.0 – Summary – from Reluctant Yankee

    This is a no frills backblast summary of our organizational meeting on Tuesday 8/18/21 7pm at the PJS on Magazine St. I am sure if Hawgcycle wrote this – it would be witty and clever but I am neither of those things. I assigned it to the Birdcage AO but this really belongs to ALL AOs.

    The rain tried to keep us away, but we would NOT be deterred. Even non-beatdowns happen rain or shine. During the meeting the PAX enjoyed bourbon produced by a PAX member and beer brewed by a PAX member. Seaman brought his own stuff.

    The PAX – assembled…Tool, Roots, Catfish, Triple Shift, Mahatma-Ice, Cowbell, Fast Tax, Kuch, Seaman, Vagabond, Sandbar, FracSac, Rudy, Rev Sox and Baywatch. We were missing Hawg and Gabby due to RONA, several PAX out of town, several PAX had other obligations.

    Tclaps to Aubry Miller – owner of PJS magazine for reserving the space for us!

    The outline of the meeting was…
    1. The History of SLT 1.0
    -Here I explained how I landed the sweet job of Nantan for the last 7 years-(not really 7 but since we became a region). How Hawgcycle became Weasel Shaker and how Tool, Roots, and Rudy(Comz) ended up becoming part of the SLT 1.0 although we never truly embraced this idea. Instead, we focused on the Starfish and all of us equally stepping up and in when and where needed-along with many other PAX of F3 NOLA over the years. Side Fx, Woz, Amnesty and some other PAX have been part of the “undefined” SLT in the past.

    2. Leadership Roles in F3 Nation (typically)
    Nantan – Q of the Region “the guy”
    Weasel Shaker – Support for Nantan but also the guy that keeps people from weaseling out of things. Q school guru. Finger on the pulse of our region guy.
    1st F Q -Fitness: Checks and makes sure we have site Qs, Q schools, checks to see if all Aos are viable,etc. **This is just the surface but you get the idea
    2nd F Q Fellowship– Mr Party Pants “the glue” CSAUPS, etc
    3rd F Q Faith – Dr Dynamite. This is Qsource, Bible Studies, Shield Locks, Outreach, Service opportunities, etc (This model isn’t compulsory- just what is typically done)
    And Comz.
    NOT part of SLT but part of the regional leadership are the Site/AO Qs.
    Each AO has a site Q – we will start to push for yearly leadership change at each AO.
    Site Q duties are:
    a.) Manage Q schedule for AO, headlocks Qs.
    b.) Welcomes Fngs – gets their information to COMZ
    c.) Sells AO, and the mission. Qs when Q fartsacks.
    d.) Harass Qs to write BBs. 1 year term.

    3. The plan for SLT 2.0 — We spent a chunk of time debating selection of the SLT members outside of Nantan and Weasel. Hawg’s wacky lottery idea and my more normal idea that comes from almost all of the other F3 regions concerning selection of SLT by Nantan and Weasel. The end result merged both ideas.
    -Term will start at the CONVERGENCE 10/16/2021
    -SLT 1.0 will not be permitted to serve on SLT 2.0
    -2 year terms (maybe first two appointees only serve one year so that we can change the rotation of leadership to every year we have 2 new leaders every year)
    –New Nantan and Weasel Shaker will be selected by SLT 1.0
    –New SLT breakdown will be 2 selections by the new Nantan/Weasel. 2 selections by self selected lottery. If you agree to be in the lottery – you agree to also be selected by new Nantan/Weasel for the two positions of their choice.
    –Rudy will be COMZ until we find a suitable replacement – that change can happen as soon as we find “the guy” otherwise our leadership is stuck with him
    –SLT 2.0 will need to have meetings (don’t commit to this if you don’t have time)
    –I will reach out to the PAX via the weekly email to volunteer to be in the lottery this weekend.

    4. The plan for future growth (for the SLT 2.0)
    a.) 501c – Tool and the $$, Gaby and Moana
    b.) Slack vs Groupme
    c.) Growth of AOs in the region (Northshore region plan, Thibodaux, West Bank,etc)
    d.) EH Outside our demo

    5. CSAUP calendar
    a.) IRON PAX – Sept – start getting Pax registered now
    b.) 10 yr anniversary in Wilmington, NC aka CAPE FEAR Oct 9/10
    c.) Roast to Coast – first weekend in NOV
    d.) Go Ruck Vets beatdown in NOV
    e.) Christmas Party – Almonaster has the Q

    I am looking forward to pushing forward with SLT 2.0. I can’t wait for some explosive growth in 2022. I hope that we can keep our own regional identity and stay true to the starfish and really insist that we are all the F3 NOLA leadership. Also – NO Otisbombs. If you have a great idea for F3 NOLA – you step up and you Q it!
    SYITG –
    Reluctant Yankee

  • 60th B’day for Kenna Brah – Movie’ themed w/60 sprinkled in – from Kenna Brah

    Big thanks to the F3 posse for showing up for my b’day Q. Much appreciation and great coffeteria for 17 Pax.
    Warmup –
    Tropic Thunder (Clap) – Seal and Overhead Claps – 30+30=60
    Billy Jack – One Tin Soldier – 60
    Star Wars – Imperial Walker – 60
    ———————————————-
    Get Coupons – Go to Lake Side
    Cinderella Man (Up/One/Two Echo 1+) – WWII Situp Right/Left Cross/uppercut – 30+30=60
    Matrix -(UP/Down count) Bridge hold 5 sec * 12, then Left/Right Plank Holds 12 sec each 5x
    Blades of Glory (OYO) – Bonnie Blairs – 5 sets of 12 with Rocky Run up Levee 12 SSH Repeat to other side
    Tenent (OYO) – Run up Levee backwards, 12 reverse Crunch on other side. 5x
    (Coupon)
    Lion King (pairs on timer)- Hold Simba (Coupon) – 12 Sec each, pass to partner while partner does Mission Impossible 5X
    Deliverance – Make seated circle pass coupons left or right like paddling a canoe 1 round min
    Finish w Something about Mary’s.
    That’s a wrap on a beautiful day with great men.

  • 8-Count EVERYTHING? Some proof of concept. – from Catfish

    Sultry morning with four PAX (and Rudy, who was running somewhere in the park during all the fun). Started with a mosey around the great lawn with some high knees, butt kicks, side steps (high and low), karaoke, etc. Moved into the lawn and formed a goodly square for:

    SSH x20
    Abe vigodas x12
    Grassy Grabbers x12
    Imperial Squat Walkers x20
    The Motivator (descending from 10)

    Moved to faces for:

    8-count merkins (4-count down, 4 count up, nice and slow and grinding) x 10
    Peter Parker Peters x 15

    Back to feet for:

    8-count low slow squats (4-count down, 4-count up) x15

    Back to faces for plyo merks, as many as PAX could do in a minute.

    Bear-crawled over to the sidewalk, then lined up for a round of “sevens” (admittedly, I was originally planning on elevens, but it was fudging hot out there). Exercises were burpees and 8-counts, with a bonus of 5 jump squats whenever PAX crossed midfield. Finished up with some LBCs on the sidelines once everyone was done.

    Moseyed over to the steps on the side of the museum for:

    8-count calf raises (4-count up, 4-count down) x10
    Toes-in calf raises (reg. 4-cadence) x20
    Toes-out calf raises (reg. 4-cadence) x20a

    Moseyed to fountain for:

    8-count R-leg power-ups (4-count up, 4-coutn down) x15
    8-count derkins (same cadence as above) x 10 (sucked)
    8-count L-leg power ups x15
    8-count dips x10

    Mosyed back to flag for CoT. Announcements were House-a-Thon next Friday, November 12 GoRuck Tough.

    Coffeeteria NOT at Navarre, which was closed due to staffing issues, but at PJ’s on Canal, where absolutely NO free refills are given. Stingy Bastards.

  • Mothership with Frac – from Fracsac

    14 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to The Mothership to see what YHC had on the beat down menu. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Mosey over to the Great Lawn and circle up on the grass for a warmup:

    SSH IC x 31
    Abe Vigodas x 10
    Grass Grabbers x 10
    Bat wings AC, SC, OH, MNC, Chinooks
    Self love x 10

    Cones were already set up like a basketball court for the first item on the menu:

    Bear crawl burpee suicides
    Bear crawl from baseline to quarter line, 5 burpees and bear crawl back.
    Bear crawl from baseline to half court, 5 burpees and bear crawl back.
    Bear crawl from baseline to three quarters line, 5 burpees and bear crawl back.
    Bear crawl full court, 5 burpees and bear crawl back.

    Next up, Embrace the Suck

    Circle up and do the following AMRAP for 3 minutes:
    Jump squat x 7
    Merkin x 7
    LBC x 7

    Four corners:

    Corner 1 – Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10
    Corner 2 – Sister Mary Katherine IC x 15
    Corner 3 – 8 count Body builders IC x 12
    Corner 4 – Bobby Hurleys x 20

    Mosey across bridge behind Cafe Du Monde to the rarely visited area of the park.

    Circle up for Merkin Wave:

    All pax in plank position, first person does one merkin, then the next person to the right does a merkin, looked like a wave flowing around the circle, until we got back to the first person who then performed 2 merkins, repeated all the way up to 10.

    EMOM x 5 minutes of Burpees just because!

    Finish off with a little Mary.

    Mosey back to flag for COT with last 2 minutes of stretching.

    – YHC was happy to take the Mothership and try a couple new things.
    – City Park cleanup followed with Coffeteria at Cafe Navarre
    – The heat and humidity are back, drink lots of water!

    SYITG

  • I Don’t Know Your Name, or Where You Come From…. – from Hawgcycle

    I Hate You

    Conditions: 80 degrees, 92% Humidity, Calm seas

    Pax: Professor F-bomb, The Pride of Mothers Everywhere, Notre Dame’s Favorite Son, and me

    Warm-up: Madam Mayor had the fountain on for us this morning so we made a lap around it and then settled in for…..SSH x 25, Peter Parkers x 20, Grass Grabbers x 15, Parker Peters x 20, Don Quixote x 10, and a little shout out to the Brogadites.

    The Thang:

    Mosey to a planter for Tabata. 20 seconds all out – 10 second recovery. 4 exercises – 2 rounds
    • Derkins
    • Box Jumps
    • Dips
    • Donkey Kicks

    Mosey to the House of Pain and Pair up upon arrival. One pair does an L-Hang (which I like to call the Bernie Sanders, but I think I am contractually obligated to not use that term…freakin’ lawyers) while the other crawl bears up the levee. Flapjack and repeat for 3 sets

    Brief Mosey along the base of the levee for….

    11s – Merkins on the near side of the levee, Burpees on the far side

    Back to the top of the levee for a set of LBCs and then….

    Quadraphilia (sue me)

    Back to the flag for COT

    NMM:
    • JV dropped an F-bomb about 20 minutes into the workout after the first round of crawl bear up the levee. That’s the positive reinforcement I am looking for when I Q.
    • How many languages does Catfish speak? I went to a Thai restaurant with him one time and he started speaking Thai with the owner. Today, he and JV both pulled out Latin quotes during COT.
    • The quote that I thought of most today was Vince Lombardi’s famous quip “Fatigue Makes Cowards of us All.” I felt it today. During the last round of the L-hangs I could feel my mind giving out. I know my arms had more left in them…..as Triple Shift is aware….they have 8% more muscle than the ideal man, but my mind was being a coward. Then it happened again during the 11s. With about 5 rounds left Catfish was dangerously close to lapping me. I did not want that to happen, but my mind had already resigned to letting it occur. We are fortunate. We get the opportunity every morning to work on making our bodies and minds stronger. Take advantage of that opportunity. We are all going to face situations where we cannot afford to be a coward. Keep practicing at the beatdowns, so that the next time you are in a situation where you have to push yourself, your mind doesn’t stand in the way.

  • What Storm? – from Catfish

    Two distinguished gentlemen this morning at the Mothership for a post-storm beatdown of epic proportions.

    Moseyed to peristyle to warm up with Abe Vigodas, Grass Grabbers, and SSH. Grabbed some Imperial Squat Walkers to get the legs warmed up, then dropped to faces for Peter Parker Peters, Plank Jacks, and low slow merkins.

    Out to the benches for left leg power ups, dips, right leg power ups, and derkins. Over to Great Lawn for a “stacking” Four Corners with 7 burpees, 14 merkins, 21 jump squats, and 28 overhead claps, moseying between each corner. “Stacking” refers to how each set was cumulative, so that the final set consisted of 7 burpees, 14 merkins, 21 jump squats, and 28 overhead claps, with each of the intervening corners adding another exercise.

    Grabbed some Freddies, leg lifts, and dying conckroaches. Then did another round of Four Corners. Grabbed some flutter kicks, American Hammers, and LBCs. Did another round of Four Corners.

    Grabbed some grass for Jack Webbs, then on to faces for Shoulder Taps while shoulders were burning.

    Wentback to the corner for some column-sit action. Did some arm circles in the wall sit, then moved to low slow squats. Another column-sit with backwards arm circles, then monkey humpers.

    Parking lot for some 8-counts for the finish, then over to flag zone for CoT.

  • RIP to a Block Named Blayne – from Catfish

    Big day at the mountain, starting with 8-counts at the shelter. Moseyed to the southern side of the mountain for 5 mins of EMOM burpees.

    Moseyed up to the peak for a nice wall-site leg-a-thon. Wall sat with overhead claps, then jump squats. Back to wall sit for seal claps, then monkey humpers. Back to wall sits and moroccan night clubs.

    Moseyed down the south side, then to the block place. Grabbed blocks and paired off for a Dora 1-2-3 with 100 thrusters, 200 merkins, and 300 curls. Didn’t quite finish, because needed some time for the Bitch Block Sacrifice. The Q gave a few words, the Bitch Block was named Blayne (who is a bitch, according to the inscription at the top of the mountain), and then Blayne was crushed to pieces and his remains tossed into Bayou St. John. Pour one out for Blayne, what a bitch. Did a final round of man-makers (in cadence) and replaced the (non-bitch) blocks in the spot.

    Moseyed back to the path to the shelter. Indian run back, then did some Sister Mary Catherines to seal the deal and bring in the rain. Under the shelter for CoT.

  • My Wedding Was Da BOMBS – from Da Parish

    Nothing like a last minute Q volunteering to get the creative juices flowing. YHC, hadn’t paid back to F3 in a while; so here was his opportunity. He had also Fart Sacked his birthday/wedding anniversary Q and needed to make up for it.
    W/U
    – SSH x 38
    – AC
    – MC
    – PP
    – PP

    Mosey over to the Popp Fountain and Arbor Room. When we arrived, the gates were locked. I asked the PAX if they were interested in a little B&E to which everyone agreed that was a bad idea. The parking lot would have to do. The Arbor Room was home to my wedding reception. Since it was not built yet, the M & I chose it based on drawings. The plan was that we did not want to get married where any of our siblings or cousins were married. This nearly resulted in a destination wedding and/or converting to another religion. (We have a lot of family). We were able to find St. Mary’s Assumption Catholic Church and the City Park Arbor Room to accommodate our 500+ wedding guest. With that much fun loving friends & family, having fun was not difficult. In honor of the day My Most said “I do”, lets get in some BOMBS.

    – Burbees x 5
    – Overhead Claps x 10
    – Merkins x 15
    – Burbees x 20
    – Squats x 30
    If/when you finish before the 6, begin SBMOB until the 6 finishes his BOMBS.

    Mosey to the Magnolia Rugby Pitch. The M & I actually had a 18 month engagement since my brother was deployed to Afghanistan. Since she has worn her engagement ring for 11 years, let’s do some 11’s to celebrate “kicking off” our life together.

    Perform an 11 w/ Merkins and Monkey Humpers running across the pitch in between.
    If/when you finish before the Q, get in some wife pleasers.

    Mosey back to the Flag for COT and BBOM.
    Thank you for celebrating my anniversary about a month late.