F3 New Orleans

Tag: Catfish

  • The return of the Yippee Bag – from Rudy

    The birthday tradition is back! Finally! Reasons outside of YHC’s control kept the Yippee Bag from its traditional August date, but better late than never. 12 PAX got to experience the joys and sorrows of The Yippee Bag ™ this fine morning. That included one DR visitor (Extinguisher from JAX), one second-timer (welcome back Igor!) and one FNG (thanks Igor and Triple Shift).

    Disclaimer given, mosey to the Big Lawn. Quick review of The Yippee Bag ™ Rules: Basically, there are none. Pick from the bag, the card provides instructions for what happens. Exercises 4 U. Exercises 4 the PAX. Exercises 4 the Q. Fun and Games. Its a crapshoot!

    Circle Up for the warmup. Catfish kicks us off by pulling “20 Merkins for Someone”, and of course – he selects YHC. Its gonna be that kind of day. So the warm up continued in a very disjointed manner, as War Eagle also reached into the bag. In between Situps, 8 counts, Burpees – the PAX managed to get in a bit of a warmup.

    Thing 1: Bear Crawl (maybe 25 yards), then 7 burpees. Crab Walk, 14 merkins, Bear Crawl, 21 Squats, Walk Crab, 28 BBSU. In between, we had LOTS of cards drawn. Everyone’s in on the game. Bogey pulls out the Bear Crawl Relay. Mahatma draws Crab Walk Red Light/Blue Light, and more and everyone is pulling out more Burpees. War Eagle has to go to the MINI to rifle carry the ANDY block.

    Thing 2: Head over to grab a rock. Meanwhile, YHC has to do 10 more 8 ct body builders. 10 Overhead, Rifle carry, 10 Curl, Rifle carry, 10 Row. Return to the tree. Repeat with 9. Then 8. More and more cards. FNG gets selected for 10 Bobby Hurleys – whoa, that guy can jump. Definitely on Team Pontiff for future Ultimate games. Quick game of SPUD (oh, *thats* what the football was for). This devolved into barely controlled chaos. Keep lifting rocks. Then its time to put the rocks away.

    Thing 3: Mosey to the MINI. Partner up for some Dora in the parking lot. PAX 1 – run (w/ bricks), 1 brick-pee, then return. 50 Hand-release merks, 100 Squats, 150 Situps. Klinger drew a “Sing Happy BDay to Q”. He did a great job (while YHC had to do more Burpees). Bogey won the “Hold Your Breath” contest (in his defense, YHC had just run a lap while everyone else was holding low plank).

    Time ran out nearly at the same time as the Yippee Bag ran out. Back to the (Virtual) flag.

    COT: Reviewed 5 principles for the FNG. Then we all know the drill. FNG named “Tesla” due to his South African background.

    Thank you all for humoring me again!

  • Chad meets The Grizzly – from Hokie

    On Saturday evening YHC noticed no one had signed up to take the Q at Renaissance so I signed up 😉

    Sundays gathering at 0630 had a small group of 5 Pax including one, Fryin’ Pan, posting down range from Rock Hill, SC

    The last few weeks I have talked about Veteran Suicide Prevention and the upcoming Chad 1000. The CHAD 1000X has brought together thousands looking to be a part of something greater than themselves. Not only bring awareness to the epidemic of suicide, particularly among veterans, but also to help be part of the solution.

    After a brief WarmORama consisting of SSH x 20, Concrete grabbers x10, Slow Vigoda’s x10, arm circles x10 we moseyed to the fountain surrounding The Bacon so we could do some step ups

    The Thang:
    Round 1 ~ 5 Minutes of Step ups, stopping every minute on the minute for 10 squats
    1st minute ~ 10 squats then Alternating leg step ups
    2nd minutes ~ 10 squats then Left leg power ups
    3rd minute ~ 10 squats the right leg power ups
    4th minutes ~ 10 squats then Left leg power ups
    5th minute ~ 10 squats the right leg power ups
    then 10 Burpees

    Round 2 ~ 5 Minutes of switching every minute
    1st minute ~ Alternating leg step ups
    2nd minutes ~ Squats
    3rd minute ~ Alternating leg step ups
    4th minutes ~ Squats
    5th minute ~ Alternating leg step ups
    then 10 Burpees and 25 Merkins

    Round 3 ~ 5 Minutes of Step ups, stopping every minute on the minute for 10 squats
    1st minute ~ 10 squats then Alternating leg step ups
    2nd minutes ~ 10 squats then Left leg power ups
    3rd minute ~ 10 squats the right leg power ups
    4th minutes ~ 10 squats then Left leg power ups
    5th minute ~ 10 squats the right leg power ups
    then 10 Burpees, 25 merkins and 50 Lunges (2 is 1 of course)

    Round 4 ~ 5 Minutes of switching every minute
    1st minute ~ Alternating leg step ups
    2nd minutes ~ Squats
    3rd minute ~ Alternating leg step ups
    4th minutes ~ Squats
    5th minute ~ Alternating leg step ups
    then 10 Burpees, 25 merkins, 50 backwards Lunges

    Round 5 ~ 5 Minutes of switching every minute
    1st minute ~ Alternating leg step ups
    2nd minutes ~ Squats
    3rd minute ~ Alternating leg step ups
    4th minutes ~ Squats
    5th minute ~ Alternating leg step ups
    then 10 Burpees, 25 merkins, 50 backwards Lunges, and 100 Cross Arms to shoulders big boi sit ups.

    We then moseyed to the back of NOMA for Sunday Mornings before calling it a day and heading to coffeeteria.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead back to back days this weekend.

  • No Q at 0610 – from Hokie

    As of 0610 there was no Q so YHC thought of how to help those getting ready for the Grand Canyon Rim 2 Rim

    After disclaimer & traditional Warmorama we went to The Bacon for steps & more step ups

    5 minutes step ups
    10 burpees
    Lap of NOMA
    Burpess waiting on 6
    1 minute recovery

    Rinse and repeat for 4 minutes, 3 minutes, 2 minutes & 1 minute of step ups

    Lunge to green box
    Mosey to back of NOMA for Sunday mornings

  • Chad 1000 training …. Step ups and lunges oh my – from Hokie

    As of Saturday 6 pm no one had taken the Q so YHC decided to commit even though I would miss coffeeteria 😜😂

    5 Pax gathered on this glorious Sunday morning Under Frac’s shovel flag with Old Glory laying limp with no breeze in the air.

    Starting with Warmorama on the front of NOMA facing the bacon

    SSH x 20
    Open the gate for 1 minute
    Close the gate for one minute
    Then a balancing act of grab an ankle, pulling it over the opposite knee while then pushing down on the knee to open the hips for one minute

    The Thang – Round 1

    100 Step ups each leg then 8 count body builders waiting on the six

    The Thang – Round 2

    Route 66 up the entrance to NOMA with Bernie as the mode of Transportation and Bobby Hurleys at each light pole

    Then 8 count body builders waiting on the six

    The Thang – Round 3
    Head back to NOMA with 10 burpees at each light pole and the mode of transportation being the Lunge

    At 0710 the alarm sounded to close our Chad training and head to the back of NOMA for Sunday mornings

    0714 the alarm sounded and we headed back to the flag for COT where we lifted Surge’s MIL, Frac’s mom and Tenderloin

    Thanks for the opportunity to Q.

  • False Fall is gone – Make America Burpee Again – from Hokie

    YHC awakened to another day and another Q-less calendar so I took the Q at Renaissance

    As 0630 approached 8 Pax gathered at NOMA

    WARMORAMA
    20 SSH
    Roll some ankles
    Shrug some shoulders
    Roll some necks

    THE THANG
    Partner workout

    Team up in teams of two
    EVERYtime the team pairs up 10 Burpees

    Pax 1 then runs around NOMA
    while Pax 2 start towards 100 team count of called exercise

    EVERYtime the team pairs up 10 Burpees
    Switch and Pax 1 continues exercise and Pax 2 runs around NOMA

    That is a lot of burpees over 35ish minutes!

    At 0710 back of NOMA for 10 more burpees and 100 seconds of Sunday mornings

  • No cars were damaged & Frac possibly broke a sweat – from Hokie

    At 0600 YHC noticed no one had signed up to Q either workout in New Orleans so I took Mothership and took a quick “minute” to decide, based on recent broken windows how to protect our cars.

    We gathered at our normal spot and did a minute each of warm ups with Slow Vigodas followed by grass grabbers and Imperial Walkers.

    We then moseyed about 20 yards towards the peristyle and specifically to 4 sets of benches with two pax per bench.

    With the continued theme of these thugs taking less than a minute to break into cars, we would do the following for one minute each

    First evolution – legs!

    1. L leg step ups
    2. R leg step ups
    3. L leg Bulgarian split squats
    4. Surprise… R L BSS
    5. Bobby Harley’s…
    6. Monkey Humpers
    7. L leg forward lunges
    8. R leg forward lunges
    9. L leg backward lunges
    10. R leg backward lunges

    At this point, my quads were already feeling the leg focus but Frac was complaining he wasn’t sweating and the ladies in the peristyle were working harder than we were, YHC did not allow the Mumblechatter to distract than plan so we did a rinse and repeat to focus on legs for this 1st evolution.

    Next a Tabata with …. ONE MINUTE of work and 15 seconds of rest and the goal was for the Pax to work for the entire minute in each of the 10 rounds. 10 rounds of 1 FULL minute of burpees followed 15 seconds of rest was the plan but modifications seemed to be the plan of most Pax

    Next evolution…. SHOUKDERS

    Another Tabata EASING up on the Pax so only 45 seconds of work and 15 seconds of rest…

    1. Hindu Merkins
    2. Mountain climbers
    3. T—Merkins
    4. Shoulder Taps
    5. Angle grinders

    Rinse & Repeat

    Last evolution

    Only 30 seconds of work, 15 seconds of rest
    10 Rounds
    Burpees

    Thanks for allowing me to Q. Sorry it was too soft. 😜