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  • Ta-Battle! OR Hog’s Breath’s Eye Glasses Match His Birthday Suit – from Bushwacker

    The idea was there, but planning and fleshing out said idea was left ‘til last minute. Assuming the best case scenario, QIC anticipated 7 PAX. Hog’s Breath was a HC because of a meeting, Russo was an HC because, well, it’s Russo. The rest? Eh. Anyhoo, the appropriate fleshing out involved a plethora of coupons and so it went…

    WARMORAMA

    Several exercises that provided dynamic stretching of muscles necessary to perform scheduled primary exercises of the planned beatdown were carried out, all IC x10.

    THANG

    Q set up ( with welcomed help from the TWO F3 brothers present) 6 stations to revolve around during a fun-filled Tabata, including Stretch Band for Curls, Jump Rope, Tire Flip, Battle Rope, 45lb Plate for Prisoner Carry, plus stairs. 20 minutes in, Hog’s Breath arrived like a nitrogen based explosive, hitting the ropes like he was propelling a Higgins boat in a storming by of the beaches of Pontachartrain! He claimed to be going over a presentation (possibly in just his reading glasses and socks?) when he realized the time and bolted. Meanwhile, YHC had an eclectic running playlist providing motivation, entertainment, and confusion? La la la la la di da

    MARY

    A series of exercises providing a physiological strain to core muscles were performed IC.

    You guys don’t know what you’re missing at Grandmother’s House. On site and in the area are opportunities for challenging and enjoyable beatdowns. It’s geographically well-located and long-standing. It just needs more HIM to make it worth the effort the few regulars put in, and for down-rangers to post. We all love this thing we have, our thing (la cosa nostra;) The more consistently we feed it the stronger it will grow. YHC’s time is dwindling, but F3 will always be my medicine!

    Humble thanks!

  • Whose Flag is That Anyway? – from Bushwacker

    YHC FINALLY remembered to bring a truckload of shovel flags from the Fury, and, somehow still went home with 2/3 of them 🤔

    Good temp, succinct warm-orama, great cameo! Let me speak only honest words: QIC was relieved to not see Speedy upon last-second arrival. First “shared run” on new shoes, humidity on the rise again and YHC in less than peak form, you’ll forgive El Wackador if inner jubilation was present. I still love you Speedy.😘

    The consummate odd couple of Severn Ave. decided to ruck off in the direction of Sunset Point whilst the remaining trio ran for just over 4 miles that both broke down my silent resolve to be silent, and had a former Scramble shuffler potentially EH’d to return as maybe ruckless rucker? Good ol’ Garfield ran a little stretch of the lakefront with the crew, aflight such as we were.

    A brief slathering of yoga-esque recovery until the ruckers descended on the flag(s) deep in the throws of discourse.

    Count/name, Zoorich Classic Saturday – bring frisbees and friends if you’ve got either. Men’s dinner at St Timothy tonight @6:30 hit up Russo if interested in going. JV prayed us out.

    Many thanks, gents!

  • Scrambling along!!! – from Shooter

    Great mix on this mild morning at the Scramble.. We had 3 runners, 3 joggers and 2 Ruckers and it all worked according to plan.. YHC would like to thank two of the runners Bushwacker and Zoolander for pulling back their reins 🐎🐎 to jog along with the BIG 🐳🐳 of the group. Admittedly, as well as visually the Q has packed on some pounds and the time has come to get focused again too shed the extras gained.. The Queen has always been the struggle.. JV and Russo graciously and comically reminded YHC about his statement from coffateria on Saturday.. Committing to eating 🐠 🐠 for the next two weeks as he and the M travel abroad on a cruise filled with endless buffets and refreshments to satisfy anyone’s pleasure… Guys, this is the moment one must literally remove my 🦶🏻from my mouth… What was I thinking in saying this? The temptations will be overwhelming and this guy has fallen to less pressures admittedly… I guess the short of this rant, I will do my best to hold true. I am grateful that the Raiderpride community amongst the PAX are sure to ask upon my return how things went…

    Let me just give you the answer now..
    #epicfail 😬😬😬

    However, when I return I look forward to these F3 brethren pushing back at me and holding me accountable to the main goals… ACCELERATING in all 3Fs that has kept me committed to this PAX for 6 years…

    Warmup
    10IC Grass grabbers, Carolina dry docks, Toe Touches, Scorpion kicks, Bridges, wife pleasers, SSH and self love..

    Thang
    Steve, Speedy and Waterpik off and down W beach ti Lakeshore and backup the street passed the bridge.

    Bushwacker, Zoolander and YHC standard route with sunset point minus the pier still..

    JV and Russo rucking to Sunset point and returning..

    Joggers and runners received 6 mins of Mary consisting of ETKs, LMCs, Flutters, Hello Dollies, Rosalita’s, Nolan Ryan’s, Leg raises, 💯s and Jane Fonda’s!!!

    PAX announced and placed wagers on how long Bushwacker survives silence at Manresa this weekend. Contact your local book for the odds.. 😂

    Seriously though the PAX hope he enjoys the experience, which I am sure he will..

    Appreciate you HIMs for showing up and showing out as usual until the next Gloom
    👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!

  • And the walls… – from Russo

    67 this morning and humid from the rain, but Pax of 3 managed to avoid the storms and put in the work.

    Warmup
    All 10x IC:
    – Seal jacks
    – Grass grabbers
    – Torso twists
    – Toe touches
    – Cherry pickers
    – Good mornings

    Thang

    Mosey south to the Treen building for: Walls of Jericho (7 count of seven exercises 7 times around the hall)

    – Merkins
    – Ballerina Squats
    – Shoulder tap plank jacks
    – Monkey humpers
    – Groiners
    – Donkey kicks
    – Crunchy Frogs

    Followed by: 4×4 (4 more times around, 4 exercises, 4 reps at 4 corners)
    – Rosalitas
    – Leg raises
    – LMCs
    – American Hammers

    Mosey back to start where we wrapped up with a 20 IC flutter kicks, 20 IC penguins, and 10 gas pumps.

    COT, Name-o-Rama, Prayer.

    Fury is this weekend! Inferno coming up!.

    Great having you join/read. Let’s do it again soon. SYITG

  • Repeato – from Akbar

    4 PAX this morning for a muggy beatdown at the Marsh. Usual arrival at 5:10 to see Waterpik and Hammer picking up trash and stretching. An on time arrival from Whacker and we were ready to get to work. YHC remembered the Q late in the day and headed to the backblast to repeat a workout over a year ago.

    Conditions: 73 degrees and Humid
    Warm Up: SSH, Grass Grabbers, Arm Circles, Windmills, High Knees, Butt Kicks

    Playground: 10 pull ups, 10 merkins, 3 sets OYO

    Mosey to the Lakefront wall for the Thang. Exercise on the wall x10 IC, various mosey to the street for second exercise x 10 IC and sometimes OYO

    Bulgarian Split Squats, lunge walk, Calf Raises
    Dirkins, Bear Crawl, Bouncy Squats
    Freak Nasty, Crab Walk, Superman
    Stone Mountain, backward lunge, Shoulder Taps
    Repeat x2, mosey back

    Mary
    LBC, Flutter Kicks, Rosalita, Jane Fonda x10 IC

    Count, name, and Hammer prayed us out with intentions for family and those in the Rolling Fork, MS tornado this weekend.

    Announcements
    Fury Convergence at the Lakefront Saturday 6am to 6pm.

    Always a pleasure to start out my week with you guys. Thanks for following my lead, Akbar

  • Did someone ask for sprints? – from Shooter

    The Scramble had a great showing today of regulars.. There was also hopes of an FNG on this Gloom, however we will need to wait and see if he decides to eventually take the Redpill..With remembrance of Chewy from long ago post bringing out the HIT type of runs YHC incorporated some sprint action at the corner of Monroe/Massena.. PAX started with some 10IC Windmills, Toe Touches, Imperial walkers, Grass grabbers, High knees, Butt kicks and 10 OYO slow squats. Then 6 PAX ran out the standard route making 1 loop and then met up with our 2 Ruckers.. We split into 2 groups about 100yds apart group 1 held mission impossible while group 2 sprinted then yelled to release and assumed Al Gores R/R 4 rounds.. PAX then added some distance where we back pedaled then turned and sprinted added some more distance R/R. Added more distance for 2 rounds of 25, 50, 75 and 100%.. Ruckers returned to Rucking and runners completed another loop and returned.. Graciously Waterpik hung back with the ole sluggers as we headed back. Arrived right on time to close with count, announce and COT..

    Appreciate the great show of support for my Q and until the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!!

  • Tuesday mixer at Granny’s!! – from Shooter

    YHC decided to mix it up some with cardio, upper/lower and strength to go with our weather we been having lately.. Not knowing if one should wear a jacket or a beanie, Q decided on both for the cool morning.. PAX can always count on Bushwacker wearing his sweatshirt and hoodie if the temperature is below 60 🥶🥶… Success was found however when 20 mins into the beatdown the Wacker needed to ask if we were staying at our location or wether he should carry the sacred sweatshirt, as he removed with YHC effectively getting up the heart rate and perspiration…

    Warmup
    10IC
    Good mornings, Cherry pickers, Grass grabbers, Superman’s, Scorpion kicks, Bridges left/right and SSH..

    Thang
    First part was mosey down Lafitte stopping and performing 5 8 count body builders, 10 Jump squats, 15 lunges. Next block 5 Navy seal burpees, 10 Imperial squat walkers and 15 sister Mary Katherine’s..
    R/R on the way back..

    Corridor with coupons, core and cardio..
    PAX circles completing core work while 1 PAX military presses cylinder block up and down the staircase till each PAX completes.. With Zoolander present one would suspect 1 arm or 1 handed something or other, however todays 1 arm show was presented by the rehabilitating Bushwacker.. Core exercises were plank jacks, Mountain climbers, hello dollies, LBCs, flutter kicks and gas pumps.
    Next on to the jump rope and tuck plate.. 2 teams of 3 alternating curls and rope while 2 others weaved through the pillars or post to Lafitte street and returned alternating till each PAX completed each series..
    Ended with 1 min of chillcut plank…

    Count, announce, COT

    Don’t forget Marsh Madness headed up by Zoolander this Saturday and the Convergence on 4/1 “The Fury” come for one, come for some or come for ALL but at least Come!!

    Appreciate Bushwacker closing us with gratitude and servitude and until the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!!

  • We Ran and Stuff – from Bushwacker

    With whacker at the helm, Nobody knew what to expect. However, it was all for the good. Some men rucked, some men ran, and one ran all the way to the toilet! Good showing of F3 brothers, keep up the good work, gentlemen!

  • A Whimsically Wacky Workout – from Bushwacker

    “Ask my wife about that word, ‘whimsical.’ She’ll tell you it’s my favorite word….it’s not.”
    -Russo

    Arriving to see Russo was a given. His pretty mug can be found in the dictionary right next to the word “reliable.” But with two minutes to spare, a scintillatingly sweet, yet brutishly masculine laundry scent wafted past the ol’ schnoz, signalling the arrival of the Fighting Irishman himself, Shooter. Assembled was the perfect group to test out a few new ideas!

    WARMORAMA

    21’s – SSH IC, 1-5 out loud, 6-21 silent. If anyone stopped too soon or a little late, 10 burpees and start again. Excelsior! the PAX were perfect on the initial attempt.

    Alarm Clock – PAX lay flat on the ground and at the Q’s signal get to their feet and did a hop as fast as possible x6-7

    Aussie Snow Angels – IC x 10 In Superman position with feet and hand extended, make the snow angle motion.

    Ballerina Toe Squats – On toes, a la Calf Raise, slow squat with good balance.

    THANG

    Now, from time to time you find the the number of HIM posting can determine whether or not an audible is in order. As it so happens, the gloom at Granny’s was one of those times. But it all worked to the best. With this trio, a little original action was just what the Wacker ordered.

    Follow the Leader Mosey – For 5 minutes a piece, separated by 10 counts, each PAX lead the line wherever he damn well pleased! This meant up and down stairs, along garden borders, down the street – wherever. Also thrown in for good measure, were moves such a Carioca, Box Jumps and Back peddling, OH MY! It was very dynamic, blood-pumping…and WHIMSICAL.

    Bucket Brigade – Starting at the top of the stairs with each man standing 2 steps apart, a 25 lb plate was passed down the stairs and back up again Indian Run- style x2.

    Bruce Lee – 3 sets of IC x10 Hammers, Leg Raises, LBCs, Penguins, Crunchy Frogs, and 100s

    MARY

    Zombie Crunch – Basically, and LBC with knees to one side. Each side x 25

    XYs – IC 1,2 Hello Dolly, 3,4 Flutter Kick x 25

    Slow Freddys – a 4 count per leg x25

    1 minute Plank

    1 minute Superman

    COT

    Count, name, Shooter prayed us out with special intentions for SOGO and his family.

    Endurathon 3/17 – 3/19

    7 Year Convergence “The Fury” 4/1

    Well done gentlemen! Come out and see what YHC has in store at The Scramble this Thursday…

  • Big Marsh – from Akbar

    A late afternoon Slack shout out from Bushwhacker was the last thing YHC saw before the eyelids closed. MARSH MARSH MARSH MARSH MARSH MARSH. Followed by a string of mumblechatter from Marsh Madness, Batman, and Meme’s of Homer and something about Shots. This brought a recent record of 6, a recent Milestone, for a block beatdown.

    Conditions 60ish and pleasant

    Warm Up – SSH, Arm Circles x 20 IC Self Love, Grass Grabbers, Toe Touches, and Windmills x10

    Thang – After a warm up run to Marigny, the Thang began. 100 reps each, 6 exercises, split into rounds of 20. After each round, mosey to the playground for 5 pull ups, and run down to Marigny and back

    OH Press, Goblet Squat, Curls for the Girls, Calf Raise, Chest Press or Merkin, LBC

    Mary – Head to the basketball court baseline, 10 Crunchy Frogs at each line to the other end, jog back. Repeat with Mountain Climbers, head to circle and Bird prayed us out.

    Announcements – April 1 7th Anniversary Convergence 12Q at the Lakefront. 12 beatdowns, 12 Q’s ,12 Hours. Endurathon – March 17-19th. F3 has a team of 4 running, sponsorships and support runner sign ups available.

    Thanks for showing up and following the lead.

    SYITG – Akbar