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  • Hot, Humid and Hellacious (very great, bad or overwhelming) – from Triple Shift

    Last Sunday, I totally screwed up and thought I was the Q and Vagabond so graciously let me Co-Q the workout with him. This week, for sure, I was the Q and I didn’t want to disappoint! Time to implement all the crazy ideas I had to help us make a downpainment for the upcoming week.

    I gave the disclaimer and then moseyed to the front of the Museum and faced the bacon. I instructed the PAX to do hip circles but meant to perform the Open the Gate exercise and was thoroughly corrected. Not to be thrown off my game, I quickly corrected my terminology and moved forward with the Warmup exercises.

    10 Open the Gate (both legs), 10 Low Slow Squats, 10 Low Slow Merkins finished with 30 SSH all in cadence.

    Thang 1 – Split up into two team for a Bataan Death Crawl at the front of NOMA and head toward the back of NOMA. The last person in the bear crawl line does 10 squats with weights and then runs to the front of the bear crawl line. As they reach the last person in the bear crawl line, they give them the weights and that person does 10 squats as they head to the front of the line. Keep repeating this routine till the group reaches the back of NOMA. From there, we switch to the Bataan Death Lunge Walk with the last person in the lunge walk line perform 10 overhead presses then runs to the front. As they reach the last person in the lunge walk line, they give them the weights so they can perform 10 overhead presses. Repeat till we reach the front.

    Thang 2 – Split up into 2 person teams and PAX 1 performs a cumulative 30 burpees and 60 stair rail body rows/kettlebell rows while the other farmer carries two weight to the yield sign and back to switch out.

    Thang 3 – Running out of time, I had to significantly change Thang 2 to get to the Jackass Burpee Webb at the back of NOMA. We worked our way up to 8 burpees in cadence and 16 donkey kicks. That exercise is a fan favorite! We were all gassed needless to say and finished up with one Sunday morning.

    Countoff, Namerama, and COT – Naked Man Moleskin (NMM) Closed us out with a prayer of thanksgiving for the Pax and their vocal correction of me when I screw something up. Because I know it comes from a place of love and honor, I gladly receive it because it helps me to be a better man for my M, family, and community. I wonder how many men encounter that type of gracious correction in their daily lives. I’m not sure the answer to my pondering but I am sure that I’m better because of it. Thankful for the opportunity to lead!

  • Seriously FUN Mothership (Mothership 2023-06-24) – from Catfish

    Conditions – Nice and cool and definitely NOT humid at all…

    The Thang

    Quick Mosey over to the peristyle for a warmup:

    Hip Circles (clockwise) x 5 (in cadence)
    Hip Circles (counterclockwise) x 5 (in cadence)
    Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence)
    Grass Grabber x 10 (in cadence)
    Peter Parker Peters x 20 (in cadence)
    8-Counts x 10 (in cadence)

    Moseyed over to the Great Lawn and split into two teams for 10-ish minutes of ultimate frisbee. Followed this up with Jack Webbs by fives (i.e. five and ten, then ten and twenty) up to twenty merkins and forty air presses

    Did a frisbee-toss mosey over to the Tool Wall. PAX tossed frisbee between each other, and a dropped frisbee resulted in 3 merkins for group members. When at the Tool Wall, got in some calf action:

    Calf Raises (right leg) x 20 (in cadence)
    Calf Raises (left leg) x 20 (in cadence)
    Calf Raises (both legs, toes in) x 20 (in cadence)
    Dips x 20 (in cadence)
    Calf Raises (both legs, toes out) x 20 (in cadence)

    Moseyed over to the mini foundry for a quarter murph (25 pull-ups, 50 merkins, 75 squats). Did some Mary waiting for the six to finish:

    Real Freddies x 20 (in cadence)
    LBTs x 20 (in cadence)
    Crunchy Frogs x 20 (in cadence)

    Continued the mosey to back of the museum to hit the legs:

    People’s chair hold plus Air Presses x 20 (in cadence)
    Monkey Humpers x 20 (in cadence)
    People’s chair hold plus Air Presses x 20 (in cadence)
    Low Slow Squats x 20 (in cadence)
    Left leg front extension x 20 (In cadence)
    Right leg front extension x 20 (In cadence)

    Back to flag for COT, coffee afterwards @ Navarre.

  • The People’s Mountain (WPM 2023-06-23 – from Catfish

    Started off with a mosey over to the other side of St. Charles to warm up with:

    • Hip Circles clockwise x 5 (in cadence)
    • Hip Circles counterclockwise x 5 (in cadence)
    • Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence)
    • Grass Grabbers x 10 (in cadence)
    • Wacky Jacks x 20 (in cadence)
    • 8-Counts x 10 (in cadence)

    Moseyed to the base of the mountain for a backwards run up the ramp to the 3rd level. All PAX grabbed some wall space to hold a People’s Chair, and while here PAX did Overhead Claps x x20 (in cadence). Got off the wall and went right into Low Slow Squats x 20 (in cadence).

    Moseyed around, then backwards up the next incline to the 4th level. All PAX grabbed some wall space to hold a People’s Chair, and while here PAX did Seal Claps x 20 (in cadence). Got off the wall and went right into Monkey Humpers x 20 (in cadence).

    Moseyed around, then backwards up the next incline to the 5th level. All PAX grabbed some wall space to hold a People’s Chair, and while here PAX did Moroccan Night Clubs x 20 (in cadence). Got off the wall and went right into Donkey Kicks x 20 (in cadence).

    Moseyed around, then backwards up the next incline to the 6th level. All PAX grabbed some wall space to hold a People’s Chair, and while here PAX did Air Presses x 20 (in cadence). Got off the wall and went right into Bobby Hurleys x 20 (in cadence).

    Moseyed around, then backwards up the next incline to the top level. All PAX grabbed some wall space to hold a People’s Chair, and while here PAX did Arm Circles x 20 (in cadence). Got off the wall and went right into Alternating Lunges x 20 (in cadence).

    Moseyed over to the end of the parking lot, got a 20-count rest in, then put feet up on the wall to touch the upper body with Derkins x 20 (in cadence).

    Moseyed down the stairs to visit Touchdown Jesus for a round of 7s. PAX started with burpees on one end, then bear crawled to the other for Dr. Ws. Got about halfway through, then circled back up for a 90-second single leg balance hold (holding knee of the raised leg as high to the chest as possible), one 90-second hold for each leg.

    Moseyed back to flag for CoT.

  • Confusion at the Renaissance by Triple Shift – from Vagabond

    It’s Father’s Day and I was all excited to bring out the coupons (kettlebells and dumbbells) to get our old man strong bods in shape. After talking with Fracsac yesterday at coffeteria, he said no has signed up so I said I would take it. After signing up, I received an email that confirmed that I was the Q. The only problem was that I signed up for next Sunday, June 25th. Insert Face Plant meme here.

    As I started to unload the bus with all the weights, Vagabond informed me that he was the Q and graciously allowed me to co-Q with him especially will all the gear I brought. Anyway, here we go.

    Vagabond starts us off with 25 SSH, 10 Slow Vigodas, 10 Grass Grabbers, 10 Bob and Weaves, 10 Hill Billys, 10 Hip Slappers, and 10 Wax on/offs. Short mosey to the grass to the left of NOMA for a descending ladder of 20/15/10/5 Merkins, 20/15/10/5 Big Boy Situps, and 20/15/10/5 Bobby Hurleys. After we did a first set, we lunged walk up the ramp then ran back to the beginning. On the second round after we did the 15/15/15, we lunged walked then bear crawled then ran back to the grass. On the third round after the 10/10/10 we lunged walked, bear crawled then did 2 burpees at 4 well-spaced orange cones then ran back to the start. Finally, after 5/5/5, we lunged walked, bear crawled, then did 4 burpees at the 4 well-spaced orange cones the ran back to the start.

    Time for the hand off and then the weights. The instructions were to pick up a weight and start at the landing area in front of NOMA. We would do 20 single arm rows, then farmer carry the weight to the first light pole then do 18 squats. From there we would farmer carry the weight to the second light pole and do 15 hand release merkins. Continuing with the farmer carry, we would go to the third light pole and do 13 American Hammers with the weight in a letter ‘U’ pattern. Finally, we would farmer carry the weight to the fourth light pole and perform 10 bulgarian split squats with the weight (each leg). The numbers 20, 18, 15, 13, and 10 are the ages of my children and I was hoping to do 5 rounds of this routine but that was too ambitious, and we didn’t have enough time. Mosey back to the front of NOMA to drop off our weights and we headed to the back of NOMA for a surprise and of course Sunday Mornings. The surprise exercise was Burpees/Donkey Kicks! Like a Jack Webb routine, we did 1 burpee in cadence then 2 donkey kicks. We increased it all the way up to 6 burpees / 12 donkey kicks. #Crowd Pleaser. Finally, we did 2 Sunday mornings then headed back to the flag.

    Countoff, namerama then memory lane. I asked the PAX to share a good memory they had with their father in honor of Father’s Day. What a special time getting to hear the stories of time well spent and memories made with their dads. I prayed us out and ask God to bless us to be the fathers we were designed to be. Happy Father’s Day!

  • Tabata with the Bert Kaempfert Orchestra – from Heisenberg

    Warmup – In Cadence – Imperial Walkers 20, Grass Grabbers 15, Windmills 15, Arm Circles 11, SSH 31, 8-Count Body Builders – 10

    The thang
    10 stations 40 second workout with 20 seconds to rest and move.

    1.Curls – 30 lb ruck, 2. Flutter Kicks, 3. Kettle Bell Swings 4. Rows 60lb sand bag, 5. Big Boy Situps, 6. Step Ups with 20 lb ruck plate, 7. Plank, 8. Jump Rope with weighted 3lb rope, 9. Burpees, 10. 80Lb medicine ball carry/bear crawl push.

    We accomplished 2.5 rounds

    5 Sunday Mornings

    COT Prayer of gratitude for the wonderful music, prayers for healing for the M’s having surgery or illness, prayers for 2.0’s that are injured.
    Coffee PJ’s were we were joined by Triple Shift.

  • Sabbath Day! – from Vagabond

    Warmup, jump rope, pax choice with rock, Sunday mornings, plank

  • Ultimate Mutilation (Mothership 2023-05-28) – from Catfish

    Conditions – Clear, 75-ish degrees F

    The Thang

    Quick Mosey over to the peristyle for a warmup:

    Hip Circles (clockwise) x 10 (in cadence)
    Hip Circles (counterclockwise) x 10 (in cadence)
    Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence)
    Grass Grabber x 10 (in cadence)
    SSH x 30 (in cadence)
    Peter Parker x 20 (in cadence)
    Plan Jacks x 20 (in cadence)
    8-Counts x 10 (in cadence)

    Moseyed over to the Great Lawn for a round of the motivator (deconstructed SSH counting down from 10), then split into two teams for 10-ish minutes of ultimate frisbee.

    Lined up into two lines for a frisbee-equipped Indian run – person sprinting would run ahead by 10-15 yards, person in front would throw frisbee. Catch = no penalty. Drop = 3 burpees for ALL PAX. Did this all the way to Stonehenge.

    At Stonehenge, did a round of Jack Webbs, starting from 1-5 merkins, then incremented by 5 to 10 and 15. Back on feet for a round of the Mutilator (Al Gore countdown, Squats, Jump Squats), counting down from 10.

    Continued the mosey to the museum steps for Deep Sea Divers (downward plank going down the steps, starting at the top, hip slappers, taking a step down after each round until the bottom).

    Moved over to the field for some balance-y stuff:

    Left knee hold (right leg down) – 60 seconds
    Right knee hold (left leg down) – 60 seconds
    Left knee front extension x 15 (In cadence)
    Right knee front extension x 15 (In cadence)
    Left knee side extension x 15 (In cadence)
    Right knee side extension x 15 (In cadence)
    Left knee back extension x 15 (In cadence)
    Right knee back extension x 15 (In cadence)

    Frisbee Indian run back to Great Lawn for another 5-10 minutes of ultimate frisbee for the finish. Back to flag for COT, coffee afterwards @ PJ’s.

  • Afternoon Delight – 5-17-2023 – from Almonaster

    Christmas in the air!

    PAX:

    – Strings
    – Willie
    – Bullseye
    – Subprime
    – Topless
    – Almonaster
    – Server FNG
    – Blue Card FNG
    – Walker FNG

    Warmup:

    SSH – 20 IC
    Arm Circles -10 IC
    Reverse Arm Circles – 10 IC
    Imperial Walkers – 10 IC
    Balance on 1 foot for 10 seconds – Each Foot
    The Morpheus – 10 IC
    Grass Grabbers – 10 IC
    Windmills – 10 IC
    Mountain Climbers – 10 IC

    The Thang:

    Tonight was the night to Mosey around the Track to welcome our FNG’s! Perfect weather and clear night!

    Incline Push/Pull Station.
    I set of each timed by a group with 10 Burpees

    Stop at the Bridge.
    Pull through Lunges Right Foot – 10 IC
    Squats – 10IC
    Pull Through Lunges Left Foot – 10 IC

    The Fountain.
    Douillies – 20 IC
    Dips – 10 IC
    Burpees – 10 OYO

    Stop by the Golf Cart Path.
    Merkins – 10 IC
    Bama’s – 10 IC
    Nolan Ryan’s – 10 – 5 each arm

    Stop by final Curve
    Mary

    LBC’s
    Flutter Kicks
    LBT’s

    Back to Flag

    Birthdays
    Anniversaries
    Announcements
    Intentions
    Prayer

    Thanks for the opportunity to Lead!

  • Bicycling with Freddie Mercury: How Ten Men Saved the Park from the Chupacabra – from Douille

    It was a beautiful morning in the city, and the sun was just starting to rise over the park. A group of ten men had gathered there to work out, doing their usual morning exercise routine. They were all focused on their training, pushing themselves to be the best they could be.

    Suddenly, they heard a terrifying roar that shook them to their core. They quickly realized that a chupacabra, a legendary creature known for its ferocity, was attacking the park. Without hesitation, the men sprang into action and rushed to protect the women and children who were also in the park, enjoying the early morning.

    The men formed a protective circle around the women and children, ready to face the chupacabra. They knew they had to act fast, so they began doing side-staddle hops to warm up their muscles. As they hopped, they could hear the chupacabra getting closer and closer.

    The men then did power-ups around the fountain, their muscles bulging as they leapt high into the air. The chupacabra was now in full view, its eyes glowing red as it snarled at them.

    Undeterred, the men began running backward towards the creature, their bodies moving in perfect sync. They did burpees with lightning speed, their legs pumping furiously as they landed on the ground.

    The chupacabra lunged forward, but the men were too fast for it. They began bear-crawling towards the creature, their strong arms propelling them forward.

    The chupacabra was no match for the men’s strength and agility. They continued to move as one, their bodies working in harmony to protect the park and its inhabitants. Finally, they pulled out the big guns and started bicycling around the fountain with the lead singer of Queen, Freddie Mercury, who had coincidentally been jogging through the park and decided to join in.

    The chupacabra was left panting and defeated, lying on the ground as the men cheered and hugged each other. The women and children were safe, thanks to the bravery and quick thinking of these ten heroes.

    From that day on, the men were known as the protectors of the park, and they continued to train and work together to keep their community safe from any danger that might arise. And every time they passed the fountain in the park, they would remember that epic battle and the day they bicycled with Freddie Mercury.

    As they finished their workout and parted ways, they felt a sense of pride and accomplishment for having worked together to protect their community. And they knew that they would always have each other’s backs, whether they were working out in the park or facing any other challenges in life.

  • Bicycling with Freddie Mercury: How Ten Men Saved the Park from the Chupacabra – from Douille

    It was a beautiful morning in the city, and the sun was just starting to rise over the park. A group of ten men had gathered there to work out, doing their usual morning exercise routine. They were all focused on their training, pushing themselves to be the best they could be.

    Suddenly, they heard a terrifying roar that shook them to their core. They quickly realized that a chupacabra, a legendary creature known for its ferocity, was attacking the park. Without hesitation, the men sprang into action and rushed to protect the women and children who were also in the park, enjoying the early morning.

    The men formed a protective circle around the women and children, ready to face the chupacabra. They knew they had to act fast, so they began doing side-staddle hops to warm up their muscles. As they hopped, they could hear the chupacabra getting closer and closer.

    The men then did power-ups around the fountain, their muscles bulging as they leapt high into the air. The chupacabra was now in full view, its eyes glowing red as it snarled at them.

    Undeterred, the men began running backward towards the creature, their bodies moving in perfect sync. They did burpees with lightning speed, their legs pumping furiously as they landed on the ground.

    The chupacabra lunged forward, but the men were too fast for it. They began bear-crawling towards the creature, their strong arms propelling them forward.

    The chupacabra was no match for the men’s strength and agility. They continued to move as one, their bodies working in harmony to protect the park and its inhabitants. Finally, they pulled out the big guns and started bicycling around the fountain with the lead singer of Queen, Freddie Mercury, who had coincidentally been jogging through the park and decided to join in.

    The chupacabra was left panting and defeated, lying on the ground as the men cheered and hugged each other. The women and children were safe, thanks to the bravery and quick thinking of these ten heroes.

    From that day on, the men were known as the protectors of the park, and they continued to train and work together to keep their community safe from any danger that might arise. And every time they passed the fountain in the park, they would remember that epic battle and the day they bicycled with Freddie Mercury.

    As they finished their workout and parted ways, they felt a sense of pride and accomplishment for having worked together to protect their community. And they knew that they would always have each other’s backs, whether they were working out in the park or facing any other challenges in life.