Tag: Boo Boo

  • Let’s Travel! – from War Eagle

    It has been standard practice for YHC to take the PAX to new places when Qing on the Wank. Old Gretna is packed full of the best opportunities: levees, steps, parking garages, rock piles, parking lots, walls, prisons, and more!

    Today’s opportunity had us travel down Huey P Long Ave…

    WARM-UP

    Slow Mosey with high-knees, butt kicks, karaoke
    Abe Vigoda X 10
    Grassgrabbers X 10
    Peter Parker X 15
    Shoulder Taps X 15
    Overhead Claps X15
    Seal Claps X 15
    Mini Motivator starting with 7

    THE THANG

    We traveled down to the Huey P Long Mall (apparently there are beautiful lights here around Christmas)

    Utilizing the light polls, the Pax lined up for Route 66:

    1 Merkin, 1 Squat, 1 Big Boi
    2 Merkins, 2 Squats, 2 Big Bois
    Continued to 11.

    Now for the return:

    1 – 12-Count Body Builder (Burpee with merkin, plank jack, and shoulder tap)
    2 – 12-Count Body Builders
    Continued to 11

    Mosey back toward the flag

    But wait! Take a seat on the wall with air presses

    Mosey Back to the Flag

    But wait! Take a seat on the Jefferson Arch with air presses

    Back to the flag… for 10 burpees

    COT

    Prayers for contractor injured at Ridge Rat’s house.
    Silent intentions
    Prayers of Gratitude (YHC submitted his PhD proposal and M’s pregnancy is progressing great)

  • Leadership Exemplified – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: 72 degrees, 98% Humidity, Wind 2 mph from the SSE.

    Many times the Disclaimer is mumbled at the start of the workout, something like “I’m not a professional trainer, push yourself don’t hurt yourself, follow me.” But what makes for a good disclaimer? It’s really the Q’s first act of leadership in the workout. So it’s worth giving some thought to it and using it to set the tone. The bare minimum that you want to accomplish with the disclaimer is to attempt and disavow yourself from any liability if things go terribly wrong in the workout. Now, I am not a lawyer, and I am fairly certain that a no-good, unscrupulous, slick, Yankee lawyer like Kuch could easily side step our good intentions and find a way to use the law to his advantage, but at least you will have tried. So the basic starting point of the Disclaimer is to inform the Pax that:

    • You are not a professional trainer
    • They are all present on their own accord
    • They are responsible for their own well being
    • That the workout may involve times where caution must be exercised (strenuous physical activity, running in the dark, uneven ground, lifting heavy objects, etc.)
    • That they should modify the exercises at any point if they believe their safety is in Jeopardy and that they can seek your advice for such modifications if needed (all the while remembering that you are not a professional trainer and that it was your original direction that lead them to this place of peril in the first place).

    That’s the bare minimum, but a good Q will use the Disclaimer for much more. Our number one goal as Q is to make sure everyone makes it through the workout safely. In addition to the minimum disclaimer, give any specific safety advice needed at this point. For example, if it is a running workout, talk about busy intersections, making sure you are running against traffic, and not leaving anyone to run alone. Make sure someone in the group has a phone. Assign someone to watch out for the six if needed.

    If you want to go above and beyond, this is a good time to reinforce the mission and core principles of F3, especially if new guys are present. If you have planned an interactive workout, you can also take this time to forewarn the pax of questions you may ask during the workout, e.g., what is the mission of F3, what are the five core principles, why did you post this morning, etc…

    Not all disclaimers will be the same, but you know when you hear a good one. When they are really good, they become a topic of conversation. After I gave the disclaimer this morning, we ran to the rock pile. I could hear Rev Sox and Boo Boo discussing the merits of the disclaimer I had just given. They wondered aloud if the new leadership would meet this level of excellence. Personally, I believe they can, but please, don’t get too disappointed if it takes a while.

    Near the rock pile, we circled up for the warm-up. I led the group in 31 SSHs in honor of our playground’s namesake, followed by 15 Imperial Walkers. After that, we did a series of plank like exercises in succession (15 Peter Parkers, 15 Mountain Climbers, and 15 Parker Peters). Back on our feet, we closed it out with 15 grass grabbers and 10 Windmills.

    The Thang

    I spent months preparing for this Q. I read (and re-read) the book Primal Endurance by Mark Sisson. There is a great chapter in the book focused on Maximum Sustained Power. By taking some basic MSP concepts and adapting them to Rock City, I developed today’s workout. The basic principles were to find a heavy rock (mine was marked 52) and do the prescribed exercises at maximum speed. We would hopefully come close to our maximum power output in each set. We used a stack to form the basis of the workout and gave ourselves about 20 seconds to recover between sets. We gave our selves a two-minute recovery time between stacks starting with the 4th stack.

    This was the workout with approximate reps included. Some may have done more or less:

    • 5 Manmakers
    • 5 Manmakers, 10 Shoulder Presses
    • 5 Manmakers, 10 Shoulder Presses, 15 Squats
    • Recovery – Plank, Tree Pose each leg
    • 5 Manmakers, 10 Shoulder Presses, 15 Squats, 20 Curls
    • Recovery – Southern Gentleman, Yankee Aggressor, Karate Kid each leg
    • 5 Manmakers, 10 Shoulder Presses, 15 Squats, 20 Curls, 25 Rows
    • Recovery – Reverse Plank, Warrior III each leg
    • 5 Manmakers, 10 Shoulder Presses, 15 Squats, 20 Curls, 25 Rows, 30 Bench Presses
    • Recovery – 10 Nolan Ryans each side

    After this, we did some balance work. I listened to an hour-long podcast in preparation for this Q that discussed the value of unbalanced work and core stability. In an effort to build those intrinsic muscles responsible for so much of our balance and stability we performed the following:

    • Curls x 5 with one foot off the ground…flapjack
    • Shoulder presses x 5 with one foot off the ground…flapjack
    • Rows in Warrior III x 5….flapjack

    We finished with some Core work – 20 LBCs, 15 flutters, 10 side crunches each side.
    Then we headed back to the flag.

    NMM

    About 25 minutes into the workout, Bolt prostrated himself. Was he injured? Should I check on him? Possibly, but unlikely. It seemed more likely that he was new to the Islamic faith and it was time for his morning prayer. How did I know he was new to the faith? He was totally facing the wrong way, unless he was trying to face Mecca, TX. I politely paused the workout and offered that East was the other direction. Leadership exemplified

    At one point, a train stopped on the tracks. One of the young women, running in the park needed to get back across the tracks. As soon as Rudy saw this, he dropped his rock and ran toward her and the train to offer his assistance. He is a gentleman and a scholar…well, at least a gentleman. The young woman seemed to recognize him as he sprinted toward her yelling “Perv! Perv!” Did she confuse Paul with Perv? We will never know. Just as he arrived the train started back up, she yelled “God help me!” (which Bolt had already been praying for), threw herself under the train and disappeared.

    On the way back to the flag, I EH’d a dog walker. I told him we meet in the park everyday at 5:30. He said, “I know (pause…sigh) you all park in my yard.” I feel good that he will join us in the gloom.

    After the workout, I had to pay up on a bet to Hand Grenada for the Ole Miss – Arkansas game. One burpee for every point scored in the game. Arkansas lost the game 51-52. Hand Grenada made me yell “Hoddy Toddy” as I completed each burpee, otherwise he wouldn’t count them. I got to 53 burpees before I had to take a break. At that time, Hand Grenada yelled “No breaks! Start over!” I was too gassed to protest. Looking a lot like Paul Neman’s character in Cool Hand Luke, I wearily began the burpees over. Fortunately, for Cool Hand Hawg, Rudy and Mahatma jumped in to tell Hand Grenada that he was being unreasonable. They pleaded to him to show me mercy and that his demands were jeopardizing my safety. Hand Grenada explained that my mistake was made when I made the bet. If I was not willing to pay up, regardless of the physical harm I may undergo, I should have never made the bet. Rudy and Mahatma continued to grovel for my mercy until Hand Grenada exclaimed, “Weak…I have to go to work. Parten – I’ll see you at El Diablo.”

  • Back to Burpees by Popular Demand – from Fracsac

    12 pax at The Uptowner looking to put some work in to improve and get stronger. Weather was a bit humid, but cooler awesome weather is on the horizon! Bogey, Hand Grenada, Left Coast, War Eagle, Mahatma, Hokie, Hobbs, Boo Boo, Triple Shift, Fast Tax, Pass Interference (DR from Atlanta) and YHC got after it at 0530 sharp.

    Disclaimer given, then mosey to the well marked and groomed field.

    Warmup was typical with some bat wings to get the arms ready! Yes, Moroccan Night Club dancing happened!

    The Thang

    Shock and Awe!

    5 SSH IC and 10 burpees OYO
    5 SSH IC and 9 burpees OYO
    Yada yada yada….
    5 SSH IC and 3 burpees OYO
    5 SSH IC and 2 burpees OYO
    5 SSH IC and….duh! 10 burpees OYO!

    Mosey to the goal line
    Bear crawl 20 yards at a time, SSH waiting for the six

    Bear crawl to 20 yard line, Catalina Wine Mixers x 10
    Bear crawl to 40 yard line, LBC x 20
    Bear crawl past midfield to 40 yard line, Merkins x 10
    Bear crawl to 20 yard line, some core exercise
    Bear crawl to goal line, 8 count Body builders x 10
    That’s 100 yards of bear crawls, not too shabby!

    Dirty Mac Duece

    We did 4 rounds of 12 reps of a leg, an arm and a core. Ran a full lap between sets on first, modified to half lap on other 3 to ensure we would finish.

    One minute left, so some West Bank Lazy Boyz!

    Mosey back to the flag

    COT

    NMM

    -War Eagle was upset with YHCs lack of burpees recently. This beat down provided resolution.
    -The Uptowner is sort of a non running AO, but that’s just a guideline and is flexible. The pax didn’t mind. Maybe running meant less burpees, so will have to address that next time. Less running, more burpees….
    -Coffeteria was awesome as always.
    -Pass Interference visiting from Atlanta was great, we always enjoy visitors down range!
    Convergence is tomorrow 0630 City Park to celebrate 7 years in Nola!

    SYITG

  • El Diablo in the Fall – from Fracsac

    El Diablo is an AO where limits are to be pushed and new nearly impossible feats of strength are to be embraced. This was the intent at Pontiff this day where 6 pax converged to embrace the suck. With a cool breeze signaling the entrance of Autumn, Bogey, Boo-Boo, Hokie, Thumb War, RevSox and YHC got after it.

    Disclaimer given, then short mosey to the waterlogged field.

    Warmup

    SSh IC x 31
    AV IC x 10
    GG IC x 10
    Bat wings with AC, OC, SC and MNC

    The Thang

    BLIMPS can be tough, but we would put a theory to the test that SBE is a real thing. Glad you asked (you know you did). SBE means Simple But Effective.

    BLIMPS are composed of Burpees, Lunges, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Plank Jacks and Squats.

    Start with 5 Burpees OYO, then 5 of the LIMPS in cadence. Run a lap around the track.

    Next round was 10, followed by a lap, then 15, then 20 and onto 25 where we ran out of time. We got two-thirds through the 5th round.

    COT

    NMM

    -Check on your F3 brothers. A pax could be in a mental battle where the wounds are deep but strategically well covered. We need each other now more than ever.
    -Lafitte recovery trip is scheduled for Saturday leaving from some coffee shop that has other stuff. You had to be there to understand, but know it was funnier than that really funny Dad joke. Anyways, check Slack for details. Bogey has the deets.
    -Fall is here, at least for now. Let’s hope it keeps the hurricanes away.

    SYITG

  • Happy Birthday to Rudy – from Fracsac

    4 High Impact Men gathered at El Diablo for a beat down led by none other than YHC. Rudy was scheduled as it was his birthday, but he and 11 other HIMs are heady to the Pacific Northwest today for the Hood to the Coast run. T-Claps!
    Anyhow, YHC took the Q and recognized Rudy’s 54th year on the Big Ball with every 5 minutes complete 4 burpees, no matter what.

    Boo Boo , Hand Grenada, and Baloo joined YHC to get things done! The Shovel flag and yard sign were planted, the disclaimer was given.

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 20
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Arm circles IC x 15 fwd
    Arm circles IC x 15 back
    MNC IC x 15

    There were 4 burpees in there somewhere

    Dirty Mac Deuce:

    4 rounds of 3 x 12 rep exercises IC, an arm, a leg and a core. Run a lap on the track after each round.

    Round 1
    Merkins (2 count), Big boi sit-ups, squats
    Lap
    Round 2
    Shoulder taps, Hello Dolly, Lunges
    Lap
    Round 3
    Merkins (4 count), tin snips, side lunges
    Lap
    Round 4
    Catalina wine mixers (6 count), Flutter kicks, low slow squats
    Lap

    There were burpees sprinkled all over the DMD! Good Times!

    Cones were set up to use the short length of the field.
    5 x 8 ct BB on one end, bear crawl to middle, complete 50 LBC, lunge walk to other end.
    Bear crawl to middle, 50 LBC, lunge walk to other end.
    Rinse and repeat with burpees sprinkled in every 5 minutes. We got through nearly twice.

    COT

    NMM

    – No EMOM today, the pax seemed disappointed
    – It was great to see Baloo again! Keep coming back brother!
    – I felt I had a good variety today, probably one of the best Qs ever. Boo Boo said he’s going to talk his family into naming a future grandchild after me, it was that great!

    Thanks for posting with me! I love you guys!

    SYITG

  • Mode of Transportation (MoT) and Coupon fun – from Hokie

    Our mission is to
    plant, grow and serve
    small workout groups for men
    for the invigoration of male community leadership.

    6 Pax (Frac, Triple, Bar Tab, Mambi, Boo Boo and yours truly) enjoyed the beautiful morning with pleasant temps and relatively low humidity.

    Warm ups
    Bulgarian Lunges/Squats
    Arm Circles
    SSH

    The Thang

    Using Cinder Block Coupons ~ Catch me if you can to the end (800 ft).

    PAX 1 does the 20 reps of the exercise with coupon; then farmer carries two coupons to catch PAX 2 who has been doing the MoT (Mode of Transportation); they switch roles; keep alternating roles until they reach the end of the 800′ runway. (From Circle to 1st large Power tower). At end of runway ~ Iron Sharpens Iron dictates 100 LBC’s & then Shoulder Taps til the six

    1. 20 Shoulder presses – MoT (Mode of Transportation) Bear Crawl.
    2. 20 Big Boi Sit-ups – MoT Broad Jump Burpees
    3. 20 Bicep Curl – MoT Double Tap Lunge
    4. 20 Upright Row – MoT Crab Walk.

    Anytime a plane goes overhead, we took “a break” and did 5 Seal Burpees (A Burpee with three merkins) 1st merkin, then right leg spider man, 2nd merkin, left leg spider man, 3rd merkin… followed with a jump 😉

    Upon returning we knocked out 50 chest presses and a little stretch.

    Closed with COT and reminder for Saban’s birthday 7 miler tonight and tomorrow’s 60th Birthday Party Q by Kenner Brah

  • Roasted Pig – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: 80 with 88% Humidity. Heat Index of 85. Wind 4 mph from the SSW

    Pax: Rev Lifts, Mopster, Spouse o’ Science Weaver, It’s Just a Rash, Poolside, Annie Liebovitz, The Perfect Merk, Benthere Dunthat, and me, Hawg

    Warm-up: SSH x 31, IW x 20, DQ x 10, Peter Parker x 15, Grass Grabbers x 10, Parker Peter x 15, LSS x 14, Tempo Merks x 14

    The Thang: The guys clearly wanted to search for Plutonium. One look at this group and I knew there would be casualties…lots of them. But maybe we could find some less dangerous isotopes near the rock pile. In retrospect, I know, that sounds stupid. We did find three isotopes of Plutonium-9 at the rock pile. I didn’t know what would happen, but I knew there was only one way to find out. There were children present, there were old geezers present (whom I fully respect) and then there was HG and me who were still hurting from our last exposure. It might kill us all. It was too dangerous, but I couldn’t resist.
    The exposure lasted for all but 5 minutes of the workout. It burned me bad. I had to step away several times. I had to have several guys count to ten to make sure I didn’t go back in too soon. It was an embarrassing number of 10 counts, but my body was burned badly. Maybe it was for the best. We were clearly infiltrated by a German spy, but all of his pictures were of us standing around, protecting ourselves from more exposure.

    Mary: With about 4 minutes left, we circled up for some Mary. Rudy needed burpees and YHC agreed.
    • Burpees x 10
    • Dying Cockroach x 20
    • Burpees x 10
    • Flutter Kicks x 15
    A wise man once said that if you don’t do at least 50 burpees in a workout, you have failed as a Q. YHC failed in ohhhh so many ways today.

    Mosey back to the flag for COT

    After all was done, almost everyone made it back to their car. It was a stronger group than I thought. The child seemed to be doing the best of all. Rudy got to the top of the levee and could go no farther. I never got out of the park. I’m laying here on my back speaking text to Siri so that I can finish this BB. Thirty-five people have stepped over me to get to the track. I’ve had a dog defecate within 18 inches of my head. Rudy’s caterer is now on lap 56. The basketball ref that wears the jorts is about to start mowing. I pray he sees me. If I am here tomorrow when you all show up for the Wally Sprint, please move me to a safer place and tell my daughter that I am sorry I broke the phone stand she made for me. That was a bad omen. I should have heeded the warning.

  • Uptown(er) Beat Down – from Bolt

    Warmup IC (to Rapper’s Delight): Windmills, SSH, arm circles forward/back, tclaps, seal claps, Moroccan night clubs, self love (all 20x); Toy soldiers, IW (15x)

    The Thang:
    Mosey to gym and grab some wall for a plank to the song Bodies Hit the Floor: plank>donkey kick title>merkin the count>plank between

    With moisture in our foreheads it was time to mosey to the rock pile and select medium rocks and three heavy ones.

    Rocks in pairs at stations lined up with each tree along the parking lot. 2 PAX doing 20 reps/exercise: chest press, overhead press, squats, triceps press, curls

    Return to pile and finish with 30 dying cockroaches before a mosey to flag for the standard closing.

  • God Bless America – Keep 141, 156, 256 safe – from Hokie

    10 packs showed up on Friday to pay respect to America the 141 the 156 and the 256

    Mosey from the flag to the rock pile and then lineup on the football field in the end zone on a sideline

    21 side straddle hops and 10 Burpee‘s with a double Merkin

    400 m run and 30 side straddle hops

    10 tricep extensions and 10 Burpee’s with double Merkins.

    Lunge walk all the way across the end zone from one side line to the other.

    20 merkins and 10 Burpee’s with double Merkins.

    bear crawl from the side line all the way across the end zone back to the starting sign line.

    400 m run and 30 more side straddle hops

    30 shoulder presses and 10 Burpee’s with double Merkins.

    Lunge walk back across the end zone.

    40 squats and 10 Burpee‘s with double Merkins.

    Bear crawl back across the Endzone.

    400 m run and 30 side straddle hops.

    50 chest presses and 10 Burpee‘s with double Merkins.

    Lunge cross back across the Endzone to the other side line.

    60 shoulder taps and 10 Burpees with double merkins

    Bear crawl back across the end zone.

    Finished with 400 m run and 30 more side straddle hops.

    That is a total of 141 side straddle hops and a 1 mile run along with 70 Burpees with Double and Merkins for those doing the ISI challenge