F3 New Orleans

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  • WE ARE F3 – AROO AROO AROO!!! – from Bushwacker

    This fall, some of the PAX of the Northshore will be CSAUPing at the Spartan Beast obstacle race near Dallas. There is a palpably intense excitement in the air and this beatdown was designed to make sure all in attendance felt it. YHC, along with some some kind and committed brothers, arrived at 5:15 to begin setting up. We just beat the pre-thangers back to the flag in time to get things started promptly.

    WARMORAMA

    Warm up consisted of briefly attended tabata, and a garbled pronouncement of rules, regulations, and “the way things aughta go”, which, thanks to Jose’s requisite comments and interjections of others, were immediately and throughout the course disregarded, slightly adopted, and outright ignored. But a great challenge was mostly bested and a fun time was had by all teams of 2 who attempted.

    1. Tire Shuttle – step in each of 6 tires while running through (QIC tripped and fell so never assume anything is TOO easy!)
    2.Sandbag StepUp – holding 50lb sandbag, 10 Step Ups on sea wall (MAY have forgotten to mention the step up part)
    3. Bucket Carry – 5gallon bucket filled with sand carried out and back
    4. Sledge Hammer Slam – 15 wacks on the tire with a 10lb maul
    5. Tire Toss – 2 tires tossed individually out and back
    6. Sled Drag – 2 45lb plates on a minil sled pulled out and back
    7. Battlerope – 3″ battlerope slung up and down for 15 reps
    8. Rope Climb w/ Cowbell (not the short crunchy-frogging runner) – climb rope appx 12′ and tap the bell. As indicated prior to start, if a PAX was unwilling or unable to complete an obstacle, they were to complete 10 Burpees and move on. However, the rare and awesome challenge that a rope hanging from a tree posed caused a bit of a pile up by the time QIC and partner Shooter arrived. Immediately Shooter was pulled in by the tractor beam as well
    9. Dummy Drag – appx 150lb hose dummy dragged out and back
    10. Tire Pull – giant tire with long rope attached, pulled length of rope
    11. Spear Throw – in addition to the Rope Climb, Farmer’s carry, Sand Bag, flags and cones our own Zoolander (aka Chaka Zulu)supplied his new favorite toy to be thrown at and stuck into a foam target strapped to a tree. However, our honorary FNG, Al Gore, let us know with great protest that we were committing arbocide and proceded to take picture of the crime scene, and tear down the foam target for good measure.
    12. Farmers Carry – set of appx 30lb logs with handles carried out and back
    13. Tire Flip – giant tire flipped end over end out and back
    14. Sawhorse Hurdles – 4 8′ sawhorses spaced 6′ apart hurdled over

    Strong Work, great fun, fantastic teamwork!

    COT

    Count, Name, Grappler demurred praying us out in lieu of Rev Russo.
    Just a small taste of thing to come in October, gentlemen. Thank you for allowing me to lead you in tackling this Fire/Spartan obstacle course

    Post Script: Many thanks to the many hands who made light work of picking up the coupons!

  • Spartan Murph – from Zoolander

    A random shout out from Zoolander for an evening Murph , with Spartan related coupons, gathered the likes of Bushwacker, Bird, Jose 10K, and Baby Yoda to the Marsh for some extracurricular activities on this wet Sunday.

    YHC showed up early after dropping Yoda off at OLL for his Eagle scoutmaster’s conference, and starting unloading a bevy of intensification items to be sprinkled into the workout. A lone basketball player was on the court and, after being approached by some weirdo with a couple of logs with handles and a huge tire, was 100% in for some F3-style pain!

    Grundy was the next to show. After a quick introduction to our new addition, he was off early. You see, he was going to be a little slow…because he had a 30lb ruck sack on!

    Next to appear was Jose, always an exuberant advocate of La cosa nostra F3, he started preaching to the already converted upon meeting Devon Marques (Mr. Right Place at the Right Time).

    Bird and Zoo rolled up having finished a 2 mile pre thang, and we got down to brass Tax.

    THANG

    1 mile run from Livingston to the Lakefront and back, then beginning 20 sets, as a group, of 5 Pull ups (varied grips called out by Zoo throughout), 10 Merkins ( some using the logs for deep reps), and 15 Squats (some using the logs as weights or for Squat Thrusters). Random lagniappe as desired was a rope climb set up by the swing sets, Tire Flip (or carry if you’re Grundy aka Tank Jr), and Lunge Walks with the logs.

    Baby Yoda walked up and jumped right in around round 4 or 5 and started Sweating with the Oldies! Devon was really giving it hell for an unexpected event of such retarded proportions, and thrilled to be just where he needed to be… and then proceeded to splash merlot! But that didn’t keep the young buck down, as we finished up round 20 and prepared for an extended final mile, looping back down Marigny. Now, as the PAX was departing on our closing mosey, Devon planted his phone in a front yard on Lamarque so as to avoid losing it on the run. Upon our return, well, he lost it! The PAX gathered to assist him in his search, and Baby Yoda who can find anything from lost phones to lost trails turned up the prize.

    COT

    Count/Name special intentions for Devon’s quest of self-improvement, Jose prayed us out. Welcome ET (phone home)! Thanks to Zoolander (Chaka Zulu)for pulling this together. SYITG

  • Why run when you can ruck? – from Hokie

    The Double Nickel is approaching…

    Beignet is leaving for Marquette and ROTC in 4 days…

    We have Pax nursing injuries…

    And I did not want to run …

    6 Pax rucked and walked the Wally Run route

  • 4 Men & a RUNNER – from Hokie

    With Saturday’s 55k looming just a few days out, runners were resting except Pai Gow

    Meanwhile YHC, Belloq, Beignet & MacGyver did the Wally Mosey through the neighborhood getting Beignet some mileage under weight before his departure for Marquette next Monday.

  • A roll of the die birthday Q – from Fracsac

    14 Pax including 1 FNG made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to the Renaissance wondering what awesomeness YHC had in store for his Birthday Q! With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Mosey to the steps of NOMA for a warmup

    IW x 15
    Abe Vigodas x 10
    GG x 10
    Bat wings (dancing during Moroccan NC)

    Mosey back to the fountain to reveal what YHC had to share….a six sided box aka the die of death…

    Motivator
    Embrace The Suck
    Sweetness Run
    EMOM x 5 minutes
    Deconstructed burpees
    Jack Webb

    First roll brought the Sweetness Run. This is a combination of an Indian run, Bataan death March, and a ruck. Form a column, pax in front starts running with Sweetness, a 60 lb sandbag. All other pax drop for 5 burpees then last man sprints to catch Sweetness. Continue until all Pax get to dance with Sweetness.

    Second roll brought….

    The Motivator! Deconstructed SSH descending from 10 to 1. It’s a real crowd pleaser!!!

    Third roll brought….

    EMOM x 5
    That’s 5 minutes of 10 burpees every minute on the minute.

    Last roll brought…..

    Embrace the Suck. 3 minutes of 7 x Jump Squats, 7 x Merkins, and 7 x LBC’s over and over calling out your rounds.

    Finished with Sunday mornings at the back of NOMA.

    COT with the naming of the FNG. Welcome Bag Pipes!!!

    NMM

    -Having 14 at my birthday Q was awesome! I felt the love.
    -100% attendance at coffeteria!
    -Received a gift from Vagabond that was in a Frac – Sack! Perhaps those awesome shorts will become the brotherhood of the traveling shorts, with the birthday Q wearing them??
    -Gideon captured some great footage with the drone!
    -Thanks for everyone’s love and support!

    SYITG

  • How does running get you swole? – from Belloq

    I knew this morning would be amazing with a temp of 47° and what felt like 100% humidity. So, I would have to extend the warm-up and keep our bodies moving today to make it enjoyable for all.
    To kick off my first Q at Swolefest, YHC started the disclaimer at exactly 5:29 in
    order to give everyone their money’s worth of a full 45 minutes. Of course, in true F3NOLA fashion, immediately there was debate if it was 5:28 or 5:29.

    The warm-up

    With my disclaimer even briefer than originally planned, I announced we would start with a mosey to begin our warmup. This was met with groans and other sounds of pleasure from those in attendance. Catfish asked, “How does running get you swole?” I should have replied that we are all already swole and needed some cardio, but I didn’t have enough coffee at that point.
    After the mosey, we started our warmup with all below IC
    SSH x 31
    Arm Circles Front X 15
    Arm Circles Back X 15
    Overhead Claps X 30
    Seal Claps X 30-something
    Moroccan Night Club X 10

    10 Burpees OYO

    YHC asked if everyone was warm and Catfish politely noted that his lower extremities were still in need of warm ups so we continued with
    Lunges IC X 20
    Low Slow Squats IC X 10 with coupon

    The Thang
    Paired off for:
    Dora 1-2-3
    100 curls
    200 Overhead Presses
    300 Rows

    When completed, we started 8-counts with coupons while waiting for the 6.

    Cool down

    Started our cool down with 10 burpees OYO
    Then with coupon we held in mid-curl until everyone had their coupons in hand we did two cycles of:
    10 Curls IC
    10 Overhead Presses IC
    10 Squats

    Mary
    Started our core with 10 flutter bricks (kicks) then 5 minutes of abs:
    Halos clockwise for 30s
    Halos counter-clockwise for 30s
    Corkscrew twist 60s
    Dynamic Plank 60s
    Chainsaw 60s
    Big Boy Sit-ups Slow controlled 60s.

    COT
    Count off, Name-O- Rama, Prayer

    As always, it is an honor and privilege to lead a workout. Thank you for sharing this morning with me.

  • The Cold Makes My Nose a Little Renny (Rennaissance 2020-12-06)

    Comfortably cool out at the Renny with 8 PAX: Beignet, Power Up, Belloq, Heisenberg, Dax, Sogo, Bangs, Catfish (Q).

    Warmed up with Abe Vigoda, Grass Grabbers, SSH, and 8-Counts.

    Up to the top of the stairs for a nice long boat pose, then did some deep sea divers on the way down – hold a declining plank pose at each step, do hip slappers in cadence, go down a step after each set, rinse and repeat all the way to the bottom.

    Warmed up the core with Aqua Mans at the bottom of the steps, then Peter Parker Peters.

    Moved to the fountain. Started with Bulgarian split squats (right leg), then bear crawled in cadence around the fountain. Bulgarians (left leg), bear crawl, then Dips, then bear crawl, then Derkins, then bear crawl, then jump squats. Circled back up on the steps for nickels and dimes (burpees and Abe Lincolns).

    Moved to the grass in back of the museum for abbreviated round of Bruce Lees (hammers, leg lifts, LBCs, penguins, crunchy frogs). On to the wall for 5 rounds of Sunday Mornings, then did a round of 100s.

    Back in front of museum for Dr. Ws.

    CoT. Coffeeteria @ PJ’s.

  • Rockin’ at the Renaissance

    The morning was filled with heavy overcast and rain, the ideal recipe for making a downPAINment in the gloom! The Pax did not disappoint with a strong showing at NOMA. With 10 Pax ready to get to it, YHC cranked the tunes, then gave the disclaimer.

    Warmup

    • SSH IC x 31
    • Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    • grass grabbers IC x 10
    • IW IC x 15
    • AC Fwd and back x 20

    Time to get to it with EMOM

    • 10 burpees every minute on the minute x 10 minutes

    Mosey to the side of NOMA for Double shots with Jack Webb at the bar

    • 1 merkin with 2 air presses in the people’s chair on the NOMA wall
    • 2 merkins with 4 air presses and so on…
    • 10 merkins with 20 air presses in the people’s chair

    Mosey to the back of NOMA for Dora

    • Partner up
    • 100 Burpees cumulative
    • 200 Overhead claps in People’s chair cumulative
    • 300 squats cumulative
    • Pax 1 does exercise, Pax 2 bear crawls to bridge and back, flapjack

    Modify to bear crawl to bridge and run back as time was getting short. Called time once each group finished burpees

    Stay at the back of NOMA for Sunday Morning’s

    • 10 air presses, 5 donkey kicks, 1 balls to the wall with merkin
    • all Pax complete at least 5 rounds OYO

    The rain let up and some pax were dry. Finish off with

    • Superman IC x 10
    • LBC’s IC x 20

    Mosey back to the flag for COT.

    NMM

    • 10 Pax on a rainy Sunday morning is impressive
    • 3 of the Pax were under 18, solid young men!
    • Another low impact solid beat down!
    • 100% participation at coffeteria!

    SYITG

  • Black Jack Twenty One’s

    Black Jack Twenty One’s

    A half dozen pax mustered on the NOMA entrance after the disclaimer for a quick warm-up.  We then moseyed to 7 areas around the south lagoon for 21 reps of 21 exercises OYO.  Covered about 1.5 miles.  Need to get the bugs worked out on the counts but otherwise everything went smoothly. The Park is a perfect beatdown background.

    21×21

    1. Burpees
    2. Monkey humpers
    3. Dying cockroaches
    4. Derkins
    5. Jump squats
    6. Big boys
    7. Plank jacks
    8. Prisoner lunges
    9. Flutters
    10. Decline shoulder taps
    11. Step-ups
    12. V-ups
    13. Elbow up downs
    14. Squat kicks
    15. LBCs
    16. Plank alternating toe touches
    17. Hillbillies
    18. Hello Dolly
    19. Floyd Maywethers (incline plank with forward punches)
    20. Imperial walkers
    21. Wife pleaser

    Closed with 3 reps of obligatory Sunday Mornings, then COT, the best part

  • Loredo at The Foundry

    Ten PAX posted in City Park to get their Wednesday off to a good start. On the heels of Memorial Day, YHC thought it would be fitting to incorporate a Hero WOD, especially for those of us that missed The Murph days before. Here’s what went down:

    Mosey to the practice track for a quick warmup consisting of SSH, IPW, WM, and AC. Then YHC filled the crew in on who Loredo was:

    U.S. Army Staff Sergeant Edwardo Loredo, 34, of Houston, Texas, assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 508th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 82nd Airborne Division, based in Fort Bragg, North Carolina, was killed on June 24, 2010 in Jelewar, Afghanistan, when insurgents attacked his unit with an improvised explosive device. He is survived by his wife, First Sergeant Jennifer Loredo; his daughter, Laura Isabelle; his stepdaughter, Alexis; and his son, Eduardo Enrique.

    The Thang: Loredo WOD, push hard, AYG, check your time at the end, boomer friendly tunes played for added motivation.

    • 6 Rounds For Time
    • 24 Air Squats
    • 24 Push-Ups
    • 24 Walking Lunges
    • 400 meter Run

    All PAX finished in the 20-something minute range, a few times were estimated:

    Saban 21:00, Walleye, 23:08, Tool 26:29, Bogey 24:05, Kuch 24:44, Beignet 25-ish, Full Nelson 25-ish, High Rise 23:35, The Undertaker 25:30, Belloq 22:50

    We did some round robin Mary until all PAX finished, then a few more rounds for the female onlookers, who mumbled something along the lines of “where’s that handsome guy named Sheetrock?”

    Capped things off with 4 minutes of Plankorama, with first 2 min in silence to pay a little more homage to Staff Sargent Loredo and our fallen soldiers.

    COT and prayer.

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

    Tool