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  • Nine at The Gipper – from Einstein

    Heat & humidity for the gathered PAX, this Wednesday morning, at The Gipper. With guest pax Assange from the Birmingham mother ship location.
    Maverick and Gilligan rolled in way past hot.

    Long Warmup:
    Toe Touch, SSHops, Neck Rolls, Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Peter Parkers, etc.

    Mosey to the coupon cache location – WHOA – not enough blocks in our normal spot – Moby and company had to run to the rock pile and borrow a few from the Covington Garden Club display.

    Thang – all cinder block work except for the run, and rotating block locations – so we could all get a turn using the two-ton-tony waterlogged cinder blocks

    Round 1: blockees, curls, overhead press, goblet squats, then run around downtown Covington water tower/depot trapezoid loop

    Round 2: big boy situps with block on chest, leg lifts over the block, chest press with block, GRRs(grip,rip,and roll from the exicon) – YIKES
    then run around downtown Covington water tower/depot trapezoid loop

    Round 3: rows, kettle bell swings, murder bunnies up and down the grassy knoll, finished up with bear crawl/block drag up and down the grassy knoll

    Time is up – return coupons

    Circle-up, Count-o-rama, Gilligan leads us out with prayer.

  • Up and down with the cards! – from BBQ

    Up and down with the cards! 3 answered the call this morning. The average age was 66! 1 year older than Wednesday’s beat down at the Gipper. We started with the usual dozen warm ups. A mosey lap on the top deck to finish the warm up. YHC used a deck of cards to set the exercises. Hearts were Copper Head squats. Diamonds were hand release merkins. Clubs were 2 as 1 LBC’s. Spades were drawers choice. The card number and face card drove the reps. 2-14 with aces 14. Diamonds came fast and furious. Spades drew side straddle hops, gas pumps, cherry pickers and others to mix it up. We had 7 cards left when ran out of time. COT with Nameorama and BBQ prayed us out. It was an honor to be up and at’em with these fine young men!

  • 1st & 10 – from Einstein

    A pleasent 73 degrees at 5:15 a.m., at the A1C, atop the Justice Center Parking Garage. With Moby claiming it felt like a Fall day.

    Warmup:
    all 15xIC: toe touch, ss hops, neck rolls-standing, neck rolls on your six-back-forward-right-left, hill-billies, swimmers, thumb drives, imperila walkers,
    soccer-ankle rotations, scissors hops, smurf jacks, etc.

    Thang from the Exicon: 1st&10
    Approx. 100 yard “field” marked at 2 parking stripe increments. Perform 10 Burpees, 1 Merkin (11’s) at the 10, sprint the remainder of the parking lot.
    Mosey back to the “20.” Perform 9 Burpess, 2 Merkins, sprint the remainder of the parking lot, mosey back to the “30.” Repeat until all 100 “yards” and 11’s have been completed. Finished up with one minute of Rocky Balboa’s

    Worked up a pretty good sweat, according to BBQ’s KC hat squatch-o-meter.

    Mumble Chatter included; Avg age of today’s A1C PAX(old), plethora of burpees recently, Jose-10k’s sporting a coppertone tan(with the rest of us sporting farmer’s red), BBQ’s trip to Omaha for the CWS LSU victory, and Moby championing the health benefits of olive oil as he chugalugs from his new pocket flask

    Count-o-rama

    Jose-10K led us out with prayer, intentions for quick recovery for the suffering/injured.

  • Mankini, Banana Hammock, Root Suit – from Einstein

    Yes, that was BBQ describing his preferred swim wear – anticipating showing off his F3 toned physique on his next beach visit.
    and the mumble chatter continued in that venue, easily overtalking the cadence

    After the early-bird one mile run we got to it;

    Long Warmup:
    Toe Touch, SSHops, Inperial Walkers, Good Mornings, Butt Kicks, Neck Rolls, High Kneees, Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Scissors, Smurf Jacks, etc.

    Thang:
    Three sets of about fifteen minutes of block work, separated by a run around the square block
    block work included; curles, rows, blockees, over-head press, sit-ups, eights thru the legs, windshield wipers, squats, skull crushers, murder bunnies,
    bear crawl with block snatch, farmer carry, rifle carry, etc.

    Circle-up, Count-o-rama, Legal leads us out with prayer.

    One humid mofo,this Wednesday morning, at The Gipper, but we all walked away better for it. Ha.

  • Core Workouts allows you to see your D*** – from Mobydick

    Yes sir, you read it correctly. The inspirational quote and motivation behind today’s workout came from Moby’s moment on the commode. Thanks to core workouts, he’s slimmed down to where he could see his MobyDick again. That’s the kind of mumble chatter you get at the A1C gentlemen, why aren’t y’all posting here more often. You get stories about Mathlete’s alter ego, Kenny Rocks, proportional comparisons of stomach and johnson’s, grumble grumbles of past merkin inspired beatdowns, Zoolanders amazing physique and ability to do merkins with both hands and feet in the air, and of course, death matches between us and the splashpad. But today, it was all about MobyDick, and his deck of death.
    The usual A1C crowd circled up to begin the beatdown, when up the ramp came the sight we’ve missed for quite sometime. We were finally joined by our long, lost brother, BBQ. Are PAX was complete, we could begin.
    Warm-ups: SSH, windmills, head rolls, oblique stretches, all in cadence
    The Thang: Deck of Death (Core style) Hearts 5 count, Diamonds-10 count, Clubs-15, Spades-20. Round Robin style. You flipped the card, you pick the core exercise. With a joker being pulled with a heart, diamond, spade, and a club on it for a 50 count. The chatter was positive and upbeat, the fellowship was great as always, and the beatdown will most certainly have me cursing out Moby tomorrow morning. Thank you Moby for picking up the Q for me, I honestly thought I was going to be a scratch for today. Thank y’all for posting and/or reading this backblast. Truecoat has the Q tomorrow. SYITG

  • Coupon Work at the Gipper – from Einstein

    A pleasant 63 degrees for the gathered PAX, this Wednesday morning, at The Gipper.

    Long Warmup:
    Toe Touch, SSHops, Good Mornings, Windmills, Neck Rolls, Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Scissors, Thumb Drives, Swimmers, Smurf Jacks, Soccer Ankle Twirlees, Chest Pump-Arm Slingbacks, etc.

    Mosey to the coupon cache location

    Event: grab your cinder block
    Round 1: blockees, curls, rows, overhead press, then right arm farmer carry around the AO, left arm farmer carry around the AO, rifle carry around the
    AO
    Round 2: shoulder taps with the block – push out with right arm – drag back with left arm, leg lifts over the block, merkins on the block, bridges on block, then run around downtown Covington depot loop.
    Round 3: big boy situps with block on chest, crunchy frog with block on chest, block presses from the horizontal, bear crawl/block drag up and down the small hill, finish uo with murder bunnies up and down the hill

    Time is up – return coupons

    Circle-up, Count-o-rama, Legal leads us out with prayer.

  • Happy St.Patrick’s day 2023 – from Jose10k

    What a fine morning to celebrate St. Patty’s day. Of course there was a warm-up, of course there was music (Irish Celtic Rock), and of course Moby was there too. I mean, he and I are preparing for a cage match against Russo and the Pelican. I like our odds.

    There once was a fellow O’Doole, Who found little red spots on his tool, His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
    THANG ONE
    4 LEAF CLOVER
    4 corners with 5 burpees each, bear crawl the short lengths, back peddle the long portions

    There was a young lady named Bright, who traveled much faster than light. She set out one day in a relative way, and came back the previous night

    THANG TWO SHAMROCK RUN
    Exercises:
    Squats x 20
    Hand-Release Merkins x 20
    Air Presses x 15 IC
    McParker Peters x 15 IC
    Reverse Crunches x 20 (Rocky Balboas alternative)
    O’Lunges x 15/leg
    Carolina Dry Docks x 20
    Kangaroo Kicks x 15/leg

    There was a young man from Savannah Who died in a curious manner, He whittled a hole In a telephone pole, And there…electrified his banana

    THANG THREE: Celebrations has gone too far
    Drunk from drinking too many Guinesses: Nolan Ryans 20IC
    Arrive home to the misses: Wife Pleasers: 20 IC
    She declines your advances, so you decide to hump the monkey: Monkey Humpers: 20 IC
    She gets impressed with your form, so she invites you back in: Pickle Pushers 20 IC

    : There once was a nympho named Jill who tried dynamite for a thrill. They found her vagina in North Carolina and bits of her boobs in Brazil

    Finish up with some round robin Mary: leg lifts, squats, calf raises, LBC’s, Al Gore Thorougoods, Rosalitas
    COT: extra thoughts for the runners of the endurothon, Happy Hour in Slidell to come. Akbar prayed us out. Afterwards, the group reflected on how important F3 is to them, and how grateful they are to be a part of it. Each aspect has it’s importance. It was an honor to lead y’all, and the limericks I have written are much cleaner than the ones BBQ told us. Happy St. Patty’s day to you all. SYITG

    A pirate, history relates, Was scuffling with some of his mates, When he slipped on a cutlass Which rendered him nutless, And practically useless on dates

  • Shorts or Pants, at The Gipper – from Einstein

    A cool 42 degrees for the gathered PAX, this Wednesday morning, at The Gipper. One of those days when the big decision is shorts or pants.

    Warmup:
    Toe Touch, SSHops, Good Mornings, Neck Rolls, Arm Circles, Shoulder Slingbacks, Imperial Walkers, Ankle Rolls, Hillbillies, High Kneees, Butt Kicks, Windmills

    mosey over to the front of the Justice Center

    Event 1: partner up
    partner one does a plank walk out with five merkins, repeating this while partner two runs up the promenade and back, then flipflop
    – repeating this four times

    mosey over to the parking garage upper deck, backward lunging half way up the ramps and sprinting the other half

    Event 2: set of elevens, with forward lunge at the ramp top and backward lunge at the ramp bottom, with run down the ramp and back.

    mosey back to The Gipper Trailhead

    BBQ requested more lunge work, time was up – so he was denied.

    Count-o-rama, Legal leads us out with a prayer.

    Thanks guys. Always fun to lead

  • Parkour-Plan B – from Jose10k

    YHC arrived with a great plan in his head involving coupons. It was intense, it was difficult, it was like Dante’s inferno, but it was not to be. I was quickly informed of the lack of coupons available at the Gipper to preform said workout. Oh well, a secondary workout had to be made, so I called for a plan B. When you’re flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B.
    Warm-ups: SSH, torso twists, grass grabbers, good mornings, arm circles, self love, al gore thorogoods.
    The Thang: Mosey to the courthouse. Time for some Parkour Dora. Partner up: 100 merkins (50 each), 200 squats, 300 lbcs. Partner one climbs up the railing hand over hand up the ramp, alternating which hand leads, while partner 2 completes the exercise.
    Finished it up with 5 burpees. Back to the parking garage for 2 calf raises each step all the way up to the top. Finished up with 9 minutes of Mary. Each participant called out their core exercise in cadence.
    Moby prayed us out with intentions to SoGo’s family and all those intentions not spoken.
    Endurothon next weekend, April 1st Fury.

    Thanks for letting me lead brothers, and welcome to the A1C Sogo and Dark Wing Duck. SYITG

  • Not so Lazy Dora – from Akbar

    8 Strong today, welcoming Grover for a beatdown before he left back to Arkansas. Wicket’s first visit to the Gipper as well. The 20 year old and 7 year old brought the average age down to 49.5. The plan changed when Grover forgot his running shoes, wearing Janowski’s instead. YHC was pleased to oblige in changing the Dora to a Lazy Dora in his honor.

    Warm Up
    20 SSH Hyper Speed, Arm Circles, Grass Grabbers, Toe Touches, Windmills

    Mosey for a stop at the Rock Garden for 20 Curls, 20 Rows OYO

    Courthouse – Lazy DORA – P1 does exercise, P2 does hold, switcheroo after 20 reps
    50 Plank Jacks, Hold Plank
    100 Jump squats, Al Gore
    200 Merkins, Superman hold
    300 LBC, Shawshank Redemption hold – Andy Dufrain would have been proud. All thankful we didn’t have to crawl through a tunnel of crap first.

    Smokehouse speed drills – From benches to the Smokehouse and back
    Full Sprint, jog back
    Backpedal half way, sprint, run back
    Karaoke Left, sprint, run back
    Karaoke Right, sprint, run

    Benches by the Smokehouse –
    100 Bulgarian Split Squats, 100 Freak Nasties – cumulative partner
    P1 Works, P2 runs the Courthouse stairs with 10 calf raises at the top

    Rock Garden
    20 Curls, 20 Rows

    Flag
    20 Jump Squats, Max Hand Release Merkins

    Mary – Crunchy Frogs, Rosalita x 10 IC

    Count, Name, and YHC prayed us out

    Announcements
    Fury FQ 12 – April 1st Convergence on the Lakefront 6am – 6pm
    Endurathon – March 16/17 – Fontainebleau State Park – sign up to run with the F3 Team

    NMM
    Wicket has awesome hair that all of us (except Grover) would love to have now.

    Instructions for the Lazy Dora brough some blank stares due to the lack of directions. It was more of a broken up Lazy Dora – but we got 650 reps out of it.

    BBQ presented Turbo with a plaque and hat for finishing in the top 3 short course race last week. Beast.